Massage Parlor Reports

[Ingmar B]

I went to Kings Spa today. It's located at 95th and Roberts Road in Chicago Ridge. I had an excellent experience there. The girl was really good looking with a very nice body. The massage lasted about an hour, with oil and she rubbed in all the right places. After awhile there was a little action but it was my first time there so not too much. I would go back and recommend it to anyone. No downsides really at all which is sort of a suprise. No table shower but I didn't miss it. Have fun!

[SpaSeeker]

Newbie here. Have gotten some really good info from the board and now have something to share. Had a dream about a Mirage on Pulaski.

Took a few times of calling to get this dream because I usually wait till last minute. Introduced to Natalie who is a very cute young white girl. Quoted 80/ hhr 100/ hr.

Went with hr for the "bargain". Did not require draping and was an ok massage. On flip options were given. Went with 60 he which was topless. Was kind of mechanical, with me roaming ass over her pants. Time may have actually gone a little over the hr.

She was very cute, a nice girl, but I think there is better value out there. May repeat but would not be 1st choice because of price. Will be sharing more with you guys and thanks again for all your help!

I have tried to set up appointments with Mirage twice, but ended up just wasting my time on both occasions. Would love to meet some of their talented young ladies if I had more time to wait around for them LOL. Not sure if they just got cold feet, because I didn't call far enough in advance or what?!

[MongerAlways]

Had a dream about new king. Tip: YMMV they want self serve so I'll start and stop during and pretend I'm shy. Once they see that, they see their tip disappearing. They will likely then nego standard. -mongeralways.

[Iamslobbyist]

I was intrigued by this post.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e35hr/21647031

I was really interested in the $60 foot / body one hour combo. I was hoping they would add a third service to the combo. I thought this was for Ruby Spa, but when I got there I realized it was for HQ massage, which was on the same block of Archer. I drew an older but cute and fit girl named Leilei or something like that. She had nice black hair and a cute smile.

The massage, both foot and body were excellent. I liked the idea of the combo because most foot massage places have this in an open room with a chair, so no chance of other services. With the body combo, it put me in a room with a closed door. The facility was clean and comfortable.

During the body massage, I began to massage her legs and got closer and closer to between them. She jerked away once, but did not move my hands. After 45-50 minutes of a wonderful massage she flipped me over and got closer and closer to my groin while I continued the assault up her legs. I was getting aroused and took my underwear off leaving me only in birthday suit with a towel, and I removed the towel. She then gave me a satisfactory release while I was rubbing her nipple. I gave her $40. She asked for more, they always do, but I told her I had to eat and she assented to the $40.00.

I would definitely repeat for the massage service alone. A nice looking lady with a good release make it a sure thing I will be back.

[Chicago41]

I've seen Valerie three times. Very sweet, thin woman about roughly 40. Takes great care of herself. Excellent real massage, HE option only but it was very satisfying and roaming is allowed except puss. 150 for the hour. Clean, safe incall in upscale Chi neighborhood.

http://www.touchbyvenus.com/profile-...5/Valerie.html

[Jim154]

I am a northern suburban guy who has no idea about downtown mongering. Tomorrow I will have some time to kill near northwestern hospital and would like to kill that time on a massage table within walking distance of the hospital. Any recommendations would certainly be appreciated. PM me if you have a place. I would most likely walk around and go into the first spa I see but I think that method cuts my chances of a fun visit down to nil. Thank you.

[Bob521]

The places I'm looking at all offer foot massage in addition to body massage. But not foot massage only. Bob.

I have experienced the same thing. In fact I just took my wife to a foot massage Spa in Indiana and she had a male therapists. Also all of the foot massage places I have been, the recliners are all in one open room. No where private for any funny business. Is your friend open to running a foot reflexology Spa instead of a body massage place? That may discourage the customer she is NOT looking for.

[E6671]

Actually, my friend has a woman friend that has a Chinese guy friend. Apparently, he does foot massages. But I kind of agree. Anyway, many of the foot places have Chinese guys working. Thanks. Bob.

I have experienced the same thing. In fact I just took my wife to a foot massage Spa in Indiana and she had a male therapists. Also all of the foot massage places I have been, the recliners are all in one open room. No where private for any funny business. Is your friend open to running a foot reflexology Spa instead of a body massage place? That may discourage the customer she is NOT looking for.

[Jcon51]

Hey guys, went back and while 3 girls are out front I keep getting the older ones. There is this one young gal in a while dress. Super cute, speaks english well. Anyone know who she is and what's on the menu? Any good? You can pm as well.

Thanks.

This is likely Jocelyn. I have seen her a few times; have done only HE with UTC but very nice and friendly.

[RamRod1172]

I have seen Channie several times in the west suburbs. If you like them a little thick, she is your girl. Very nice and accommodating. She does sometimes have her little dog with her though. Good for the short session. Have fun.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-now/37114332

[RamRod1172]

Just wanted to say hello. Long time lurker but new member now. I mostly visit AMP's but some apt too. Will give some reports soon. Later.

[Bob521]

Actually, my friend has a woman friend that has a Chinese guy friend. Apparently, he does foot massages. But I kind of agree. Anyway, many of the foot places have Chinese guys working. Thanks. Bob.

One quick note -- talking with MTs (whom I see pretty often), it turns out that male MTs have a hard time in the industry. From what I've heard, the only reliable ways for a masseur to make a living wage are to work in Boystown and offer extras, or outside of gay neighborhoods, satisfy clients looking for discreet down-low pay-for-play M4 M action. (I'm not saying that all masseurs do this, or even that this is universally true; it's hearsay, but from multiple sources.).

Complicating it is that for legitimate massage seekers, (1) most guys won't want a masseur, only a masseuse, and (2) many women are more comfortable with a masseuse than a masseur, to the point where only a relatively low percentage of women will see a masseur.

I'm by no means a homophobe. "I have many gay friends, really", but I would rather not have a masseur. I've had a few and it's always been fine. It's not like I've spent the session wondering if I'm going to get felt up or anything. As a bonus, I've never had a problem getting a masseur to really dig into the muscle like I sometimes have masseuses afraid to do; however, on some gut level it's my least preferred option. (Plus I'm probably subconsciously afraid of a George Costanza "it moved"-type scenario.).

So if your friend can hire a masseur, that'd probably be generally good for sending the no extras message; but in addition to difficulty getting one, it might attract a separate group of unwanted clientele.

[Dwd1982]

This place on Erie and Michigan always features hot but legit therapists. There's one girl that I saw there a couple of times a while ago that always had a "lustful" look in her eyes. She's a brunette, probably hispanic, curvy with an amazing ass, does anyone know her name?

And BTW, had anyone had any luck there?

Cheers.

[Garbonzo]

I would make it a point to have some male MTs working in addition to what others have said.

One quick note -- talking with MTs (whom I see pretty often), it turns out that male MTs have a hard time in the industry. From what I've heard, the only reliable ways for a masseur to make a living wage are to work in Boystown and offer extras, or outside of gay neighborhoods, satisfy clients looking for discreet down-low pay-for-play M4 M action. (I'm not saying that all masseurs do this, or even that this is universally true; it's hearsay, but from multiple sources.).

Complicating it is that for legitimate massage seekers, (1) most guys won't want a masseur, only a masseuse, and (2) many women are more comfortable with a masseuse than a masseur, to the point where only a relatively low percentage of women will see a masseur.

I'm by no means a homophobe. "I have many gay friends, really", but I would rather not have a masseur. I've had a few and it's always been fine. It's not like I've spent the session wondering if I'm going to get felt up or anything. As a bonus, I've never had a problem getting a masseur to really dig into the muscle like I sometimes have masseuses afraid to do; however, on some gut level it's my least preferred option. (Plus I'm probably subconsciously afraid of a George Costanza "it moved"-type scenario.).

So if your friend can hire a masseur, that'd probably be generally good for sending the no extras message; but in addition to difficulty getting one, it might attract a separate group of unwanted clientele.

[Garbonzo]

Okay, so I'm helping my friend set up a legit massage shop. No HE of any kind. Just good very strong pressure massage. The perpetual problem for her is this: Guys come to the shop and ask or hint for extras...So here's the question: If you are legit therapist and have a legit shop, what should the shop / therapist do to avoid the problem? My main idea is to somehow make sure the customer knows, before he's paid any money, that it's a legit massage.

I don't know if this would work in Chicago -- if I heard this and wanted a legitimate massage, I might be spooked off because of reverse psychology -- but once I wanted to find a totally legit massage parlor and was told over the phone that's all they did, so I felt comfortable going.

I worked in Center City Philadelphia for a while, where every third storefront is a blacked-out door and window with only a street number on the outside -- all of them Korean places, all FS 1st visit no questions asked. (The Chinese places would have a show of a reflexology chart and hours of operation posted in the front window, which while curtained was not blacked-out, and you'd have a solo stand-up shower and only a HE.).

About 8:30 one night, my back was starting to kill me. I knew it would be hard to get into the one Chinese place (there was usually only one in business at a time) at that hour as they closed at 10 pm, but if I did at least I'd get a strong workover on my back before the flip. No dice; they were booked solid. Not having any other ideas, I went to Yelp, and found a massage spa pretty much in the vice bullseye in Center City -- in fact, I recognized the street address as being one of the Korean places. But the Yelp comments made it seem like maybe this wasn't a place offering extras. Also, they closed at 10 pm, while all the FS places were 2 am or 4 am, so I figured, "what the hell. ".

I called and asked the lady who answered the phone, "I know it's late, but do you have any openings for a deep tissue massage tonight?" She said, "We don't do happy endings. " It sounded like she was about to hang up, and I blurted out, "perfect!" I don't know if her arm was in mid-swing to hang up, or she was taken aback by that, but after a pause she said, "OK, you can come in at 9 pm for a one hour deep tissue massage. Our address is X and we're on the 2nd floor. Not the 3rd floor. ".

I buzzed the front door's 2nd floor button (which said something like "legitimate massage" on it) -- it turns out the 3rd floor had the FS place -- said I had a 9 pm appointment, and went upstairs. A older Chinese lady was at the reception desk, asked me if I was {Garbonzo} and had just called, etc. She asked, "where is your pain?" I said, "neck, shoulders, small of the back, and the left glute and hamstring. " She said, "we don't do happy endings. " I said, "Good, I don't want that. " So I got put in a curtained room, had a great massage with a masseuse who wasn't afraid to really work the muscle (wait, that sounded wrong, I mean the actual knotted muscles), and worked on my glutes and thighs without any sensual hint.

The real way I could tell it wasn't an AMP? The Chinese lady who met me, who while older was thin and toned and obviously worked out; she was wearing some band t-shirt and slim-fit jeans that showed off her very nice ass, but were definitely street clothes. I don't know how to define it but she looked like the exact opposite of every MS I've ever seen in any Chinese MP.

Long story short -- instead of just posting those signs we all laugh at, maybe a verbal statement on the call &/ or at the desk? Not "we only do legitimate massages" because we'll all chuckle and nod at that, but "no happy endings" sends a very different message.

Good luck!