Massage Parlor Reports

[Rocket Dork]

Okay, so I'm helping my friend set up a legit massage shop. No HE of any kind. Just good very strong pressure massage. The perpetual problem for her is this: Guys come to the shop and ask or hint for extras. And when they don't get extras, guys are pissed and leave no tip. Now, I'm certain the average person would leave a modest ($10-$20?) tip if they came for a legit massage and got one. My theory is when a person goes to a shop with certain expectations and they don't happen, the person is generally unhappy.

So here's the question: If you are legit therapist and have a legit shop, what should the shop / therapist do to avoid the problem? My main idea is to somehow make sure the customer knows, before he's paid any money, that it's a legit massage. Then he can make an informed decision. My other idea is to let you members know about the place and the fact that it is legit. I've seen "Professional Massage Only" signs in some shops. Also, no ads in Backpage or Craigslist. No miniskirts. No teasing or other suggestive hints by the girl. No table shower. Any other ideas? Thanks guys! Bob.

I have seen massage parlors, (including Yus) put offers on groupon. That should give mongers an idea its a legit place. Rocket Dork.

[GotMilf]

Okay, so I'm helping my friend set up a legit massage shop. No HE of any kind. Just good very strong pressure massage. The perpetual problem for her is this: Guys come to the shop and ask or hint for extras. And when they don't get extras, guys are pissed and leave no tip. Now, I'm certain the average person would leave a modest ($10-$20?) tip if they came for a legit massage and got one. My theory is when a person goes to a shop with certain expectations and they don't happen, the person is generally unhappy.

So here's the question: If you are legit therapist and have a legit shop, what should the shop / therapist do to avoid the problem? My main idea is to somehow make sure the customer knows, before he's paid any money, that it's a legit massage. Then he can make an informed decision. My other idea is to let you members know about the place and the fact that it is legit. I've seen "Professional Massage Only" signs in some shops. Also, no ads in Backpage or Craigslist. No miniskirts. No teasing or other suggestive hints by the girl. No table shower. Any other ideas? Thanks guys! Bob.

Honestly, I don't think it is unavoidable. Not advertising on the usual sites will deter mongers, but mongers will always be mongers and feel any place out for extras. Finding an obviously legit place that might give extras is like "The Holy Grail" of mongering. Your friend will, unfortunately, just have to deal with the occasional pervert. And if she's Asian, then she's definitely going to get hit up for extras. Just sayin.

[Bob521]

Okay, so I'm helping my friend set up a legit massage shop. No HE of any kind. Just good very strong pressure massage. The perpetual problem for her is this: Guys come to the shop and ask or hint for extras. And when they don't get extras, guys are pissed and leave no tip. Now, I'm certain the average person would leave a modest ($10-$20?) tip if they came for a legit massage and got one. My theory is when a person goes to a shop with certain expectations and they don't happen, the person is generally unhappy.

So here's the question: If you are legit therapist and have a legit shop, what should the shop / therapist do to avoid the problem? My main idea is to somehow make sure the customer knows, before he's paid any money, that it's a legit massage. Then he can make an informed decision. My other idea is to let you members know about the place and the fact that it is legit. I've seen "Professional Massage Only" signs in some shops. Also, no ads in Backpage or Craigslist. No miniskirts. No teasing or other suggestive hints by the girl. No table shower. Any other ideas? Thanks guys! Bob.

[BenBeck]

I never wear the grungy bathrobe. I did wear flip flops once. LOL.

Imagine if they sprayed one of those rooms with Luminol™. It would light up like a pinball machine. Brighter than Tokyo at midnight.

BB.

[DMichaels69]

I never wear the grungy bathrobe. I did wear flip flops once. LOL.

You would think so.

Let's put an end to this. Thanks for doing your part.

Next up: the creepy feeling you get from wet flip-flops and bathrobe that lets you know there was another monger skeeting all over your ATF just minutes before you.

No, it's not that she's wet and ready for you because you turn her on, nor is it that she just happens to be gifted with a constant state of tropical readiness in her nether regions; it's from her last session.

[Avg Joe]

Athlete's foot is a skin fungus wouldn't show up that quickly. It typically takes at least several days to fester in order to grow and show symptoms. If fact its already contagious before it starts itching. In no way shape or form would EVER show up in a few hours from initial contact.

Had to be the place. That was over 10 years ago when I was finishing graduate school and I had been there the week before as well. I had no time for dating anyone and the girl offered me a small break on the price for FS as a very regular customer. I specifically remember I had been there the week before because I had just bought a new Harley on Friday and rode it out there on Sunday and was pissed that I couldn't ride it out there the following week because of rain so took the car. Back then I was not working out at any gym because I had no time and my apartment was spotless so I didn't catch it in those places. Had to be the place.

[Bob521]

Chuck, that's absolutely true. At New Life she asked me to take the used hat along with both the used and new wrappers. She was paranoid about the MS finding out. Another woman at Lux a while ago (large-ish Japanese woman who later turned up at M2) used Saran wrap for her CBJ. Clearly, did not want condoms around. That particular time I did not have condoms. I always have condoms and viagra with me (LOL) when I go out. Hidden in a sock in my gym bag. For me a condom is the kind of incriminating evidence that would render me single pretty quickly. Bob.

It is interesting how every place does things differently. Tonight I was at an AMP and I got a CBJ using a cover that I had brought. When I was leaving the woman gave it to me all wrapped in paper towels and told me to take it and get rid of it because she didn't want a used hat on the premises. This is just a total observation and I am going out on a limb here, but it is an observation that I have made. Back in 2015 when the place in Switzerland got busted it stated in the police report that officers confiscated several bags of evidence. I had no clue what in the hell that meant. Shortly after that bust I noticed that the girls at the other local AMP's changed procedure a bit. After you popped they would clean you up with kleenex tissue and then you would hear them cruise down the hall and quickly flush the jizz soaked kleenex. Then she would come back with a hot towel to clean off the oil and whatever else was left. I think that the girls in Switzerland had been throwing all of that kleenex into the garbage can's in the room and when they got busted Uncle LEO decided to take the trash as evidence. SaintChuck.

[SaintChuck]

At Lux maybe a year ago the girl took my USED hat and WASHED it. That's the worst. At New Life in Mt Prospect, I brought 2 and used one. She asked to keep the extra. She took it out of the wrapper and put it in kleenex. So I always bring two or three hats, and show them to the girl. Bob.

It is interesting how every place does things differently. Tonight I was at an AMP and I got a CBJ using a cover that I had brought. When I was leaving the woman gave it to me all wrapped in paper towels and told me to take it and get rid of it because she didn't want a used hat on the premises. This is just a total observation and I am going out on a limb here, but it is an observation that I have made. Back in 2015 when the place in Switzerland got busted it stated in the police report that officers confiscated several bags of evidence. I had no clue what in the hell that meant. Shortly after that bust I noticed that the girls at the other local AMP's changed procedure a bit. After you popped they would clean you up with kleenex tissue and then you would hear them cruise down the hall and quickly flush the jizz soaked kleenex. Then she would come back with a hot towel to clean off the oil and whatever else was left. I think that the girls in Switzerland had been throwing all of that kleenex into the garbage can's in the room and when they got busted Uncle LEO decided to take the trash as evidence. SaintChuck.

[Bob521]

At Lux maybe a year ago the girl took my USED hat and WASHED it. That's the worst. At New Life in Mt Prospect, I brought 2 and used one. She asked to keep the extra. She took it out of the wrapper and put it in kleenex. So I always bring two or three hats, and show them to the girl. Bob.

I was at an AMP once, getting CFS with a 'hat' I'd brought myself. We went to change positions and the 'hat' stayed inside while I left. So, not wanting to try getting it back on (or whatever her reason was) she reaches under the table cover and pulls out another, while carefully laying mine aside. Did I mention that this one was not in the wrapper, and it wasn't rolled up but folded? I passed on further CFS and ended the session with a handshake. So remember, guys, the 'hat' you leave behind might become some less discriminating monger's 'party favour', LOL!

[DwayneJohnson]

A number of years ago I caught a case of athlete's foot from the wet floor of a table shower room. Didn't have it before I went, but by the time I got home my toes were itching like crazy. Next day I went to the doc and they gave me some ointment that cured it. Tokyo Spa in Rockford. Never went back to that place again.

Ever give some thought about the towel you are laying on face down?

Athlete's foot is a skin fungus wouldn't show up that quickly. It typically takes at least several days to fester in order to grow and show symptoms. If fact its already contagious before it starts itching. In no way shape or form would EVER show up in a few hours from initial contact.

[Avg Joe]

You would think so.

Let's put an end to this. Thanks for doing your part.

Next up: the creepy feeling you get from wet flip-flops and bathrobe that lets you know there was another monger skeeting all over your ATF just minutes before you.

No, it's not that she's wet and ready for you because you turn her on, nor is it that she just happens to be gifted with a constant state of tropical readiness in her nether regions; it's from her last session.

A number of years ago I caught a case of athlete's foot from the wet floor of a table shower room. Didn't have it before I went, but by the time I got home my toes were itching like crazy. Next day I went to the doc and they gave me some ointment that cured it. Tokyo Spa in Rockford. Never went back to that place again.

Ever give some thought about the towel you are laying on face down?

[Chimonger]

Back on the horse and went to Belmont. The girls there range from older 40's to a really sexy girl who looks like she's lower 20's. Also speaks pretty good english. Got the older lady. Nice tits. Solid massage and standard finish. I have a feeling more is on the table. I'd recommend.

[BenBeck]

I always do. You would think that would be obvious for them to know to do that.

You would think so.

Let's put an end to this. Thanks for doing your part.

Next up: the creepy feeling you get from wet flip-flops and bathrobe that lets you know there was another monger skeeting all over your ATF just minutes before you.

No, it's not that she's wet and ready for you because you turn her on, nor is it that she just happens to be gifted with a constant state of tropical readiness in her nether regions; it's from her last session.

[Castlerae]

Hey, a favor to ask of my AMP-going brethren.

We've all seen it: after a session the MT re-folds the same towel you've had all over you during the warm-up, to get ready for the next monger.

I don't know about you, but for me it's a little like basketball: I always dribble before I shoot.

Please kindly suggest a fresh towel for the next guy.

This has been a public service announcement.

BB.

I was at an AMP once, getting CFS with a 'hat' I'd brought myself. We went to change positions and the 'hat' stayed inside while I left. So, not wanting to try getting it back on (or whatever her reason was) she reaches under the table cover and pulls out another, while carefully laying mine aside. Did I mention that this one was not in the wrapper, and it wasn't rolled up but folded? I passed on further CFS and ended the session with a handshake. So remember, guys, the 'hat' you leave behind might become some less discriminating monger's 'party favour', LOL!

[DMichaels69]

I always do. You would think that would be obvious for them to know to do that.

Hey, a favor to ask of my AMP-going brethren.

We've all seen it: after a session the MT re-folds the same towel you've had all over you during the warm-up, to get ready for the next monger.

I don't know about you, but for me it's a little like basketball: I always dribble before I shoot.

Please kindly suggest a fresh towel for the next guy.

This has been a public service announcement.

BB.