The Prickyard

[LancePkrbttm]

I am the CEO, SOUP, the Biggest Prick, and the lap dance receiver so I know I have zero street cred around here. A zero post newbie has more game than this geriatric, near sighted old man. However, I am going to give it one more shot. Everyone just shut the fuck up. We ain't going to agree on this. I am not getting into who is right or who is wrong. This is just really bad timing for this debate. Keep in mind this is coming from the person that likes to stir shit up probably more than anyone.

Sincerely Signed,

*See the list of names above* (Oh and least I forget Reverend of the Right Red).

P.S.- If any of the names above don't makes sense, you got about 850 posts to catch up on reading. LOL.

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. I like it when her's smells like lavender and vanilla. Especially when it's in between a couple of round mounds of ass-eliciousness. Oh and when she has those little dimples in the small of her back around her hipbone. That drives me wild. Add on long legs and an overall slender frame, I'm in heaven! What were we talking about again?

[MrEnvious]

I am the CEO, SOUP, the Biggest Prick, and the lap dance receiver so I know I have zero street cred around here. A zero post newbie has more game than this geriatric, near sighted old man. However, I am going to give it one more shot. Everyone just shut the fuck up. We ain't going to agree on this. I am not getting into who is right or who is wrong. This is just really bad timing for this debate. Keep in mind this is coming from the person that likes to stir shit up probably more than anyone.

Sincerely Signed,

*See the list of names above* (Oh and least I forget Reverend of the Right Red).

P.S.- If any of the names above don't makes sense, you got about 850 posts to catch up on reading. LOL.

I'm all for that!

[Kyussfan]

My cats breath smells like cat food. There, I said it.

[IndyGuy123]

I am the CEO, SOUP, the Biggest Prick, and the lap dance receiver so I know I have zero street cred around here. A zero post newbie has more game than this geriatric, near sighted old man. However, I am going to give it one more shot. Everyone just shut the fuck up. We ain't going to agree on this. I am not getting into who is right or who is wrong. This is just really bad timing for this debate. Keep in mind this is coming from the person that likes to stir shit up probably more than anyone.

Sincerely Signed,

*See the list of names above* (Oh and least I forget Reverend of the Right Red).

P.S.- If any of the names above don't makes sense, you got about 850 posts to catch up on reading. LOL.

[DaveRue]

I do my best to stay out of the Prickyard. So I've come up with a new category.

Stealth.

For ladies that are not truly UTR but have a very small radar cross section. So a B-2 bomber might show up as a sparrow.

Dave.

[Mmgeg]

My post about an invite was a rhetorical question. Do you comprehend the meaning of a rhetorical question?

For all the obvious reasons you stated there was never any intent to receive an actual response, hence the meaning of a rhetorical question!

You are assuming that you know how they met and the circumstances. Aren't you the one lecturing people all the time about assuming facts they know nothing about? I think the way you phrase it is if you are not there then how can you make any comments about how/what happened?

Obviously you didn't ready his original postings of where he put this review. He posted in the streetwalker as well as the other forum. FF was stating facts. That's it. Also the member that posted the two reviews stated he met her in a convenient store or near. I don't know about you but don't know too many reputable providers that are going to approach a stranger and tell their life story in exchange for services. That's what I got out of that review. That's really not the definition of a UTR and also just to clarify something. The Meet and Greet that you have stated is a public affair simply is not. The people attending providers and members have all been verified and certain rules and regulations are set forth. The hostess of this affair would NOT allow simply just a random person to be invited. UTR or not. It's ok to have different opinions of this but damn all FF was trying to explain is these " get togethers " are not for everyone and certain rules apply.

BTW yes there is a certain level of discretion but if you don't think that some of is don't talk on a daily basis and ask each other questions or need opinions on things then your sadly mistaken. Again I'm not being ride but no need to banter back and forth when obviously you were missing the point.

[MrEnvious]

Because a wedding planner would not suite you because you obviously don't understand etiquette. By the way I assumed nothing, I just read his original report in black and white in the Street Walker forum.

I'm finished so chatter on.

Glad you are finished chattereing about what you know nothing about. What you claim is black and white doesn't match her description of what took place. It also doesn't conflict with his story.

So, you broke the rules you lecture about which is that there are always two sides to a story and different perspectives of the same events. You weren't there so you can't speak on the subject.

If your profession is overseeing etiquette on this board then please get out of the profession. Nothing I did invited her to the wedding. In fact there is a provider coming that I suggested might be good to invite. I asked about it in a pm weeks ago. I don't know what criteria was used to include her. I now have a better understanding based upon more recent private discussions regarding the new girl.

Also, the only way you would know when I pm'd someone is if they told you. While everyone is talking about discretion! Odd, that the rules don't apply to you regarding discretion and talking about others circumstances when you weren't there.

Is that logical enough for you?

[Oksure499]

So, other than just being generally anti-social, one major reason I am not interested in attending meet and greets. Despite the potentially fantastic lineup of wonderful women. Is that you can pretty much count on someone in every group to not fully grasp the idea of discretion. Also, not everyone shares the same full definition of that word. My definition is pretty militant when it comes to hobbying, so y'all have fun and hopefully no one spoils it for ya, though odds are someone will and perhaps is already well on their way.

Be safe.

Truth and wisdom in your post. Some really good people had their worlds turned upside down and suffered greatly as the result of the lack of discretion and good judgement used by some meet and greet guests at an event held downtown a few years ago.

[Member #6963]

My post about an invite was a rhetorical question. Do you comprehend the meaning of a rhetorical question?

For all the obvious reasons you stated there was never any intent to receive an actual response, hence the meaning of a rhetorical question!

You are assuming that you know how they met and the circumstances. Aren't you the one lecturing people all the time about assuming facts they know nothing about? I think the way you phrase it is if you are not there then how can you make any comments about how/what happened?

Because a wedding planner would not suite you because you obviously don't understand etiquette. By the way I assumed nothing, I just read his original report in black and white in the Street Walker forum.

I'm finished so chatter on.

[Mwdude]

So, other than just being generally anti-social, one major reason I am not interested in attending meet and greets. Despite the potentially fantastic lineup of wonderful women. Is that you can pretty much count on someone in every group to not fully grasp the idea of discretion. Also, not everyone shares the same full definition of that word. My definition is pretty militant when it comes to hobbying, so y'all have fun and hopefully no one spoils it for ya, though odds are someone will and perhaps is already well on their way.

Be safe.

[Kyussfan]

As I walked my prized Xoloitzcuintli this morning, I could hear the barrage of mortar rounds whistling towards me, from a not so far distance.

I thank the sweet 7 pound baby Jesus boy that they're not aimed at my house. Carry on.

[Sara8032]

My post about an invite was a rhetorical question. Do you comprehend the meaning of a rhetorical question?

For all the obvious reasos you stated there was never any intent to receive an actual response, hence the meaning of a rhetorical question!

You are assuming that you know how they met and the circumstances. Aren't you the one lecturing people all the time about assuming facts they know nothing about? I think the way you phrase it is if you are not there then how can you make any comments about how what happened?

Don't be a dick. You didn't post it as a rhetorical question. If it was a rhetorical question, there wouldn't have been a pm asking to bring her, nor the comments of being taken under someone's "breast". Don't be a dick, he isn't assuming. Dyoung35 says he met her on the street at a convenience store or something to that effect so Freckle Freak isn't assuming. He's not lecturing, I asked him to step in because the size of the hole in your ass that would have ensued from the ass reaming I wanted to give you would have harmed my reputation of being fucking nice. I am fucking nice, but don't piss me off because I can be not so fucking nice too.

You know absolutely nothing about this freaking chick. Sure she could be introduced to everyone, sure she can be a ruse and everyone put in harms way as you try to white knight her. She's living on the street for one reason or the other. How many times on here that you read a few good posts about a chick that then goes bad? A few of you wanted to white knight Lily a few months back. Where is Lily now? Where is the money stolen from Renee now? Hmmm, can you answer that? What's her real name? Any previous issues of any kind with LE? Maybe she is that good, or so tight, that when she clamped down on you man parts that your brain seized and eyes shut. But two reviews doesn't not a reputation make.

When you so openly show lack of discretion and common sense, your participation in meet and greets will be marginal at best as you simply won't be included. You piss off or appear disrespectful to someone who's been around since the oldest profession turned its first trick and you lose street cred. So you seriously need to back the fuck up. Yes the m&g is quasi public knowledge but still be smart about it. So, kindly pull your head out of your ass, don't piss the hostess off, don't disrespect a senior member that teaches others about the hobby (whether by offering advice or lecturing) and plan on having a good freaking time.

I caution you tho. Do not debate this any further. You were thinking with your little head. You need to swallow your pride and drop it before you not only shoot yourself in the foot, but the other foot, the left knee, the right knee, the groin. Get the picture? You do not want to find yourself cutoff or shunned. Capiche?

[MrEnvious]

False for several reasons. Your first post asked a question and gave a reason for asking. You sent the PM AFTER the post, thus your entire logic is false. The only way to see if someone can get invited is to ask the host or hostess if they would like to include them on the invite list. You didn't do this until it was public, you didn't wait for a response, you assumed something you cannot assume. Let me put it this way. If John wants to invite someone to a very private wedding, the wedding planner would appreciate being asked if John's guest can come before John posts on social media that he has a guest he would like to bring because everyone will like the guest. The wedding planner would also like to give a response to John, before he posts it on social media. Does this make common sense now?



False He posted it in the Streetwalker Forum, he met her at convenience store, he states he picked her up on the street, she wasn't carrying a sign saying I'm a UTR, she solicited business in a public place. Again she may not be a typical SW but she started that way. However where she started really isn't the point. She has been seen by (new update) THREE mongers on this board. There is no way I want a new SW, UTR, Escort whatever you want to call her at a M&G without knowing more about her.

So here is a question for you Mr. Obvious. Why didn't you contact the person that verified you for the M&G or the host or hostess and ask them about brining this SW / Escort / provider whatever you want to call her and wait for an answer, before posting it on open forum? Another one would be, why post it on open forum in the first place. The list of attendees is also pretty private so the inquiries should be private. This would be logical and also be the proper etiquette.

My post about an invite was a rhetorical question. Do you comprehend the meaning of a rhetorical question?

For all the obvious reasons you stated there was never any intent to receive an actual response, hence the meaning of a rhetorical question!

You are assuming that you know how they met and the circumstances. Aren't you the one lecturing people all the time about assuming facts they know nothing about? I think the way you phrase it is if you are not there then how can you make any comments about how/what happened?

[Member #6963]

That being said, the only question I have is. Can we get her invited to the Meet and Greet so everyone else can dream the way I dream? Then you can see for yourself what I'm talking about.

I did ask in a pm. My mention here was only half hearted reference to something not intended to be the means for receiving a reply. Kind of like an extension of a dream of a perfect scenario if all the ducks lined up. Again, not intended for receiving a public relply.

False for several reasons. Your first post asked a question and gave a reason for asking. You sent the PM AFTER the post, thus your entire logic is false. The only way to see if someone can get invited is to ask the host or hostess if they would like to include them on the invite list. You didn't do this until it was public, you didn't wait for a response, you assumed something you cannot assume. Let me put it this way. If John wants to invite someone to a very private wedding, the wedding planner would appreciate being asked if John's guest can come before John posts on social media that he has a guest he would like to bring because everyone will like the guest. The wedding planner would also like to give a response to John, before he posts it on social media. Does this make common sense now?

I wasn't sure which category to post this under. So I'll probably just do both, escort and SW. Escort quality, but I found her at a convenience store on the south side of town. She is without a doubt the sweetest young lady I have ever picked up on the street.

I am not aware that this UTR is a street walker. I think the original post from dyoung35 mentioned meeting her out somewhere in public. But that doesn't mean she was or is a SW. She would be well known and not a UTR if she were a SW. So, unless dyoung35 clarifies and contradicts her then I assume they met the way she told me her and dyoung met. Her story and his don't contradict each other as far as I can tell.

False He posted it in the Streetwalker Forum, he met her at convenience store, he states he picked her up on the street, she wasn't carrying a sign saying I'm a UTR, she solicited business in a public place. Again she may not be a typical SW but she started that way. However where she started really isn't the point. She has been seen by (new update) THREE mongers on this board. There is no way I want a new SW, UTR, Escort whatever you want to call her at a M&G without knowing more about her.

So here is a question for you Mr. Obvious. Why didn't you contact the person that verified you for the M&G or the host or hostess and ask them about brining this SW / Escort / provider whatever you want to call her and wait for an answer, before posting it on open forum? Another one would be, why post it on open forum in the first place. The list of attendees is also pretty private so the inquiries should be private. This would be logical and also be the proper etiquette.

[IndyGuy123]

There's really only one definition of UTR.

UTR operates by word of mouth only. Each UTR is a secret, known only to the select few. When others are offered the opportunity, it is always a private conversation, not a public one.

When someone posts on the open forum, "I found a UTR, PM for details", she's no longer UTR, because she's on everyone's radar.

I hope that clears it up.

Yup! That is the only definition of a UTR.

Sincerely Signed,

The SOUP.