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  1. #838
    Picture = Nuff said. Even if the color of the drapes change, the root of the fabric remains the same and returns with time.

    Sincerely Signed,

    The Biggest Prick in the Yard.
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  2. #837
    Quote Originally Posted by Mmgeg  [View Original Post]
    ALWAYS have more FUN.
    I'm a salt and peppa brunette and having plenty of fun, thankyouverymuch!

  3. #836
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1822

    Ok

    Quote Originally Posted by XNatalieX  [View Original Post]
    Now that I'm Rocking the blonde bombshell look it's like he doesn't even know who I am anymore. So much for being a hobby wife lmao.
    I need to seriously rethink Saturday. Just for the visual.

  4. #835
    Seriously. This place is starting to rival fucking eHarmony for most marriages among dating sites.

  5. #834
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    Posts: 253

    Blondes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mwdude  [View Original Post]
    Question. Do you have more fun now that you're a blonde?
    ALWAYS have more FUN.

  6. #833
    Quote Originally Posted by XNatalieX  [View Original Post]
    Now that I'm Rocking the blonde bombshell look it's like he doesn't even know who I am anymore. So much for being a hobby wife lmao.
    Question. Do you have more fun now that you're a blonde?

  7. #832

    Follow the yellow brick road

    Quote Originally Posted by XNatalieX  [View Original Post]
    Now that I'm Rocking the blonde bombshell look it's like he doesn't even know who I am anymore. So much for being a hobby wife lmao.
    Oh, my goddess of beauty. I wouldn't care if you shaved your head bald. If you were mine, my love for you would never wane. But alas, you are not. Your heart belongs to SOUP. I would be shunned by my fellow mongers and be sent into exile, if I were to ask for your hand. Besides, our love could never be, for my heart belongs to just one. Mmgeg. I profess my undying love to her, and must always be true. I await the day that she'll take my hand in marriage, and have even purchased the rings in anticipation. I'm on my way now to the tattoo artist, where a likeness of her legs will be forever inked onto my gentleman's sausage, so that I can rub them and caress them whenever we're apart. Natalie, I hope you find your true love in the end as I have mine. But always remember, there's plenty more SOUP in aisle 13 at Kroger.

    Forever your friend, Kyussfan.

    Update; the tattoo on Mmgeg's legs is done, but they're quite a bit shorter than in real life, even with the Viagra I took. Sadly, she's now too short to ever drive a car again. Nothing to worry about, as I have enough money left over for bus fare. Peace to all.

  8. #831
    Quote Originally Posted by XNatalieX  [View Original Post]
    Now that I'm Rocking the blonde bombshell look it's like he doesn't even know who I am anymore. So much for being a hobby wife lmao.
    Since I know that little secret of the bombshell, I might consider picking you back up from that curb. All hope is not lost.

    Sincerely Signed,

    The Biggest Prick in the Yard (Still the Capt as well).

  9. #830

    Watch this and it explains it all!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mwdude  [View Original Post]
    Some of this shit needs to end up on the Newbies forum, if it's not there already. Shut your mouth if you get in trouble, because talking will not help you at all no matter what they say.
    This should be required viewing by all newbies.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptqyKH6-whM

  10. #829
    Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

  11. #828

    Think IG is kicking me to the curb

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyussfan  [View Original Post]
    Jjbee62, you deserve a trophy for that one! Or at least, a new Diamond Reo hat. Next time Natalie asks what's fer dinner? We'll already know the answer. LMFAO!
    Now that I'm Rocking the blonde bombshell look it's like he doesn't even know who I am anymore. So much for being a hobby wife lmao.
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  12. #827
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyussfan  [View Original Post]
    Next time Natalie asks what's fer dinner? We'll already know the answer. LMFAO!
    It is tube steak torturlini. The bowl is kind of big but she is cuffed until every last drop is gone.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ilapp  [View Original Post]
    That jab was not befitting of such a prestigious member, it should have said that he should sign as Capt. Uncle Prick.
    Thank you for proper designation of rank. Also I will be sure to clarify position in the future.

    Not-so-professionally Signed.

    Capt Uncle Prick.

  13. #826

    Priceless

    Quote Originally Posted by Jjbee62  [View Original Post]
    Signed Officer Uncle Prick?

    From now on Indy, your name is SOUP.
    Jjbee62, you deserve a trophy for that one! Or at least, a new Diamond Reo hat. Next time Natalie asks what's fer dinner? We'll already know the answer. LMFAO!

  14. #825
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1822

    I shouldn't have disrespected him

    Quote Originally Posted by Jjbee62  [View Original Post]
    Signed Officer Uncle Prick?

    From now on Indy, your name is SOUP.
    That jab was not befitting of such a prestigious member, it should have said that he should sign as Capt. Uncle Prick.

  15. #824

    Looked through her FAQ's

    Quote Originally Posted by FirstHalf  [View Original Post]
    In the age of internet, everything is still up. .

    Internet Archive Wayback Machine.

    https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://lore-lei.com/
    Didn't see anyone asked her if she would give up your information in a dimentia / menopausal ***** fit with no warning. I'm just thinking that would have been the most frequently ask.

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