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06-09-16 12:35 #833Senior Member

Posts: 775Question. Do you have more fun now that you're a blonde?
Originally Posted by XNatalieX
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06-09-16 09:14 #832Senior Member

Posts: 476Follow the yellow brick road
Oh, my goddess of beauty. I wouldn't care if you shaved your head bald. If you were mine, my love for you would never wane. But alas, you are not. Your heart belongs to SOUP. I would be shunned by my fellow mongers and be sent into exile, if I were to ask for your hand. Besides, our love could never be, for my heart belongs to just one. Mmgeg. I profess my undying love to her, and must always be true. I await the day that she'll take my hand in marriage, and have even purchased the rings in anticipation. I'm on my way now to the tattoo artist, where a likeness of her legs will be forever inked onto my gentleman's sausage, so that I can rub them and caress them whenever we're apart. Natalie, I hope you find your true love in the end as I have mine. But always remember, there's plenty more SOUP in aisle 13 at Kroger.
Originally Posted by XNatalieX
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Forever your friend, Kyussfan.
Update; the tattoo on Mmgeg's legs is done, but they're quite a bit shorter than in real life, even with the Viagra I took. Sadly, she's now too short to ever drive a car again. Nothing to worry about, as I have enough money left over for bus fare. Peace to all.
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06-08-16 23:31 #831Senior Member

Posts: 1527Since I know that little secret of the bombshell, I might consider picking you back up from that curb. All hope is not lost.
Originally Posted by XNatalieX
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Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard (Still the Capt as well).
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06-08-16 16:14 #830Senior Member

Posts: 89Watch this and it explains it all!
This should be required viewing by all newbies.
Originally Posted by Mwdude
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptqyKH6-whM
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06-08-16 15:53 #829Senior Member

Posts: 775Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
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06-08-16 13:16 #828Banned Member

Posts: 136Think IG is kicking me to the curb
Now that I'm Rocking the blonde bombshell look it's like he doesn't even know who I am anymore. So much for being a hobby wife lmao.
Originally Posted by Kyussfan
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06-08-16 13:04 #827Senior Member

Posts: 1527It is tube steak torturlini. The bowl is kind of big but she is cuffed until every last drop is gone.
Originally Posted by Kyussfan
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Thank you for proper designation of rank. Also I will be sure to clarify position in the future.
Originally Posted by Ilapp
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Not-so-professionally Signed.
Capt Uncle Prick.
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06-08-16 12:40 #826Senior Member

Posts: 476Priceless
Jjbee62, you deserve a trophy for that one! Or at least, a new Diamond Reo hat. Next time Natalie asks what's fer dinner? We'll already know the answer. LMFAO!
Originally Posted by Jjbee62
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06-08-16 11:45 #825Senior Member

Posts: 1822I shouldn't have disrespected him
That jab was not befitting of such a prestigious member, it should have said that he should sign as Capt. Uncle Prick.
Originally Posted by Jjbee62
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06-08-16 11:33 #824Senior Member

Posts: 801Looked through her FAQ's
Didn't see anyone asked her if she would give up your information in a dimentia / menopausal ***** fit with no warning. I'm just thinking that would have been the most frequently ask.
Originally Posted by FirstHalf
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06-08-16 11:27 #823Senior Member

Posts: 1029Signed Officer Uncle Prick?
Originally Posted by Ilapp
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From now on Indy, your name is SOUP.
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06-08-16 09:18 #822Senior Member

Posts: 1822Shouldn't that be
Signed Officer Uncle Prick?
Originally Posted by IndyGuy123
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06-08-16 09:12 #821Senior Member

Posts: 1527Ok fine the jig is up! My long term deep undercover project has finally been outed. No other words needed.
Originally Posted by Mmgeg
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Sincerely Signed,
Uncle Prick.
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06-08-16 07:51 #820Senior Member

Posts: 511In the age of internet, everything is still up. .
Originally Posted by Mwdude
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Internet Archive Wayback Machine.
https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://lore-lei.com/
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06-08-16 07:42 #819Senior Member

Posts: 775Some of this shit needs to end up on the Newbies forum, if it's not there already. Shut your mouth if you get in trouble, because talking will not help you at all no matter what they say.
Originally Posted by RoadRunner11
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