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06-09-16 16:06 #838Senior Member

Posts: 1527Picture = Nuff said. Even if the color of the drapes change, the root of the fabric remains the same and returns with time.
Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.
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06-09-16 14:32 #837Senior Member

Posts: 775I'm a salt and peppa brunette and having plenty of fun, thankyouverymuch!
Originally Posted by Mmgeg
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06-09-16 14:22 #836Senior Member

Posts: 1822Ok
I need to seriously rethink Saturday. Just for the visual.
Originally Posted by XNatalieX
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06-09-16 12:47 #835Senior Member

Posts: 775Seriously. This place is starting to rival fucking eHarmony for most marriages among dating sites.
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06-09-16 12:38 #834Banned Member

Posts: 253Blondes.
ALWAYS have more FUN.
Originally Posted by Mwdude
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06-09-16 12:35 #833Senior Member

Posts: 775Question. Do you have more fun now that you're a blonde?
Originally Posted by XNatalieX
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06-09-16 09:14 #832Senior Member

Posts: 475Follow the yellow brick road
Oh, my goddess of beauty. I wouldn't care if you shaved your head bald. If you were mine, my love for you would never wane. But alas, you are not. Your heart belongs to SOUP. I would be shunned by my fellow mongers and be sent into exile, if I were to ask for your hand. Besides, our love could never be, for my heart belongs to just one. Mmgeg. I profess my undying love to her, and must always be true. I await the day that she'll take my hand in marriage, and have even purchased the rings in anticipation. I'm on my way now to the tattoo artist, where a likeness of her legs will be forever inked onto my gentleman's sausage, so that I can rub them and caress them whenever we're apart. Natalie, I hope you find your true love in the end as I have mine. But always remember, there's plenty more SOUP in aisle 13 at Kroger.
Originally Posted by XNatalieX
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Forever your friend, Kyussfan.
Update; the tattoo on Mmgeg's legs is done, but they're quite a bit shorter than in real life, even with the Viagra I took. Sadly, she's now too short to ever drive a car again. Nothing to worry about, as I have enough money left over for bus fare. Peace to all.
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06-08-16 23:31 #831Senior Member

Posts: 1527Since I know that little secret of the bombshell, I might consider picking you back up from that curb. All hope is not lost.
Originally Posted by XNatalieX
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Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard (Still the Capt as well).
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06-08-16 16:14 #830Senior Member

Posts: 89Watch this and it explains it all!
This should be required viewing by all newbies.
Originally Posted by Mwdude
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptqyKH6-whM
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06-08-16 15:53 #829Senior Member

Posts: 775Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
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06-08-16 13:16 #828Banned Member

Posts: 136Think IG is kicking me to the curb
Now that I'm Rocking the blonde bombshell look it's like he doesn't even know who I am anymore. So much for being a hobby wife lmao.
Originally Posted by Kyussfan
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06-08-16 13:04 #827Senior Member

Posts: 1527It is tube steak torturlini. The bowl is kind of big but she is cuffed until every last drop is gone.
Originally Posted by Kyussfan
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Thank you for proper designation of rank. Also I will be sure to clarify position in the future.
Originally Posted by Ilapp
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Not-so-professionally Signed.
Capt Uncle Prick.
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06-08-16 12:40 #826Senior Member

Posts: 475Priceless
Jjbee62, you deserve a trophy for that one! Or at least, a new Diamond Reo hat. Next time Natalie asks what's fer dinner? We'll already know the answer. LMFAO!
Originally Posted by Jjbee62
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06-08-16 11:45 #825Senior Member

Posts: 1822I shouldn't have disrespected him
That jab was not befitting of such a prestigious member, it should have said that he should sign as Capt. Uncle Prick.
Originally Posted by Jjbee62
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06-08-16 11:33 #824Senior Member

Posts: 801Looked through her FAQ's
Didn't see anyone asked her if she would give up your information in a dimentia / menopausal ***** fit with no warning. I'm just thinking that would have been the most frequently ask.
Originally Posted by FirstHalf
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