USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

**Luvsboobs** · 06-09-16 02:46

Wondering if her being slow has to do with her recent rate increase. Just wondering.

Originally Posted by DrDave39 [View Original Post]

Afternoon delight with this long, lovely spinner today. She was the same as our first meeting- cute, clean, punctual, professional, and as freaky as I wanted. And very tasty! Not my favorite no-tel, but I wasn't there for the architecture! She say things have been a bit slow and could use some more business. Well worth the $$ for the hour IMHO. Given all the unreliable and unprofessional providers floating around, we should support those who "do it right". Plus she's simply a sweetheart. Pm me for details.

The good dr.

**Velvet Rayne** · 06-09-16 01:25

Boy ol boy it was fun seeing you again. Had a good time before sitting on the porch talking, during, and after on the porch talking. Thank you for the compliments about my recent weight loss. Yes somethings are 7/8 and somethings 9/10. Means alot for someone to notice. Can't wait to see you again and help you to take a nice long nap. Have a great rest of the week.

Xoxo,

VR.

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

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Thanks to all those that posted updates about Velvet and her getting better with age rather than spiraling down the drain as we have, sadly, seen so many providers do on here over the years. I am indebted to the folks that provided accurate and updated reports that led to me having one of the best sessions I have had in years.

As many know, I have slowed WAAAAAAYYY down in my hobbying due to my declining cardiac health. I probably never will do another old style session like I was once capable of. I think I have mentioned before that I get winded just trying to masturbate, usually unsuccessfully. I am only stating these facts to help those of you out there that may also be aging beyond the wild and wooly days of misspent youth. Sure, I glance through the ads, see the influx of new young talent and the girls are very hot, but too hot for me to touch--they'd kill me in the sack, and no, that is not the way I want to go out. SIGH.

With all that said. If you are looking for a no-rush, engaging, sensual session of pampering where you will not have to lift a finger, Velvet is the gal for you.

Sadly, but not too sad, the milking table is indeed gone now, vanished before I could get a chance to itch my curiosity, but to be honest, after the session I just had, it really didn't matter. Now hear me when I say I have had probably thousands of massages in my 40 year hobby experience that range from the average trucker AMP to high scale "therapist," to high-priced resort spa versions.

This was the best massage I have ever had. Velvet always had intuitive hands, but the training has increased her skills tenfold. Her warm, strong, but gentle hands glide over you, softly relaxing you, and then as her fingers expertly find ALL the problem spots, you just breathe deeply and feel all of the stress, aches, and pains bubble out of your skin and vanish. As she moves from her certification to licensure (please tell me I can soon charge this off to Anthem, she'll never be rid of me, LOL) I can imagine her skills will continue to increase. She is very serious about moving into legitimate massage. She will most likely still provide sensual massage for old friends, but to be honest, her healing hands need to be out there for all sorts of people, not just mongers. So, I suggest you hurry if you want to experience the overall and COMPLETLY relaxing time I had, you should act with urgency, for once her exams are over and the license is active she will most likely open a private spa, and I would think it will be very successful.

As for details mongers need:

Very safe neighborhood with safe parking, easy to find in the center of town; if you haven't seen her lately she is far more attractive than ever even though older. You can tell her training has had an impact on her diet. She has lost quite a bit of weight if the stat matters, I'd say she was easily in double digits before, but I bet her dress size is down to a 7 or 6. Yeah. Now that she is taking better care of herself it shows. I am not kissing and telling any more, but suffice it to say you will be satisfied. In fact, it was midday, but I had to be careful not to nod off driving home, where once there, I went and took a five hour nap; deep sleep! I awoke refreshed, and as her ad states I had a new pep in my step.

Wow, talk about truth in advertising!

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**PitDropper** · 06-09-16 00:10

Originally Posted by Wielic [View Original Post]

Former USA advertiser Susan (from Carthage) has contacted me. She's around, tells me that she isn't seeing anyone. Has she contacted any of you other old schoolers here? Need to know if my hunch is right. PMs appreciated. Thank you.

I just seen Susan couple times this week and she moved back to Cincinnati.

**PhatDaty** · 06-08-16 21:06

Originally Posted by Mbgbe696 [View Original Post]

You better hurry as the milking table is going away soon. She told me when she gets her state certification it has to be gone for good.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-the-day-.html

Thanks to all those that posted updates about Velvet and her getting better with age rather than spiraling down the drain as we have, sadly, seen so many providers do on here over the years. I am indebted to the folks that provided accurate and updated reports that led to me having one of the best sessions I have had in years.

As many know, I have slowed WAAAAAAYYY down in my hobbying due to my declining cardiac health. I probably never will do another old style session like I was once capable of. I think I have mentioned before that I get winded just trying to masturbate, usually unsuccessfully. I am only stating these facts to help those of you out there that may also be aging beyond the wild and wooly days of misspent youth. Sure, I glance through the ads, see the influx of new young talent and the girls are very hot, but too hot for me to touch--they'd kill me in the sack, and no, that is not the way I want to go out. SIGH.

With all that said. If you are looking for a no-rush, engaging, sensual session of pampering where you will not have to lift a finger, Velvet is the gal for you.

Sadly, but not too sad, the milking table is indeed gone now, vanished before I could get a chance to itch my curiosity, but to be honest, after the session I just had, it really didn't matter. Now hear me when I say I have had probably thousands of massages in my 40 year hobby experience that range from the average trucker AMP to high scale "therapist," to high-priced resort spa versions.

This was the best massage I have ever had. Velvet always had intuitive hands, but the training has increased her skills tenfold. Her warm, strong, but gentle hands glide over you, softly relaxing you, and then as her fingers expertly find ALL the problem spots, you just breathe deeply and feel all of the stress, aches, and pains bubble out of your skin and vanish. As she moves from her certification to licensure (please tell me I can soon charge this off to Anthem, she'll never be rid of me, LOL) I can imagine her skills will continue to increase. She is very serious about moving into legitimate massage. She will most likely still provide sensual massage for old friends, but to be honest, her healing hands need to be out there for all sorts of people, not just mongers. So, I suggest you hurry if you want to experience the overall and COMPLETLY relaxing time I had, you should act with urgency, for once her exams are over and the license is active she will most likely open a private spa, and I would think it will be very successful.

As for details mongers need:

Very safe neighborhood with safe parking, easy to find in the center of town; if you haven't seen her lately she is far more attractive than ever even though older. You can tell her training has had an impact on her diet. She has lost quite a bit of weight if the stat matters, I'd say she was easily in double digits before, but I bet her dress size is down to a 7 or 6. Yeah. Now that she is taking better care of herself it shows. I am not kissing and telling any more, but suffice it to say you will be satisfied. In fact, it was midday, but I had to be careful not to nod off driving home, where once there, I went and took a five hour nap; deep sleep! I awoke refreshed, and as her ad states I had a new pep in my step.

Wow, talk about truth in advertising!

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-the-day-.html

**Velvet Rayne** · 06-08-16 20:50

Originally Posted by Dweezil [View Original Post]

Crossed paths with Velvet after many (many) years. Still a great visit, made much better by her massage training. Safe location, great space, serious commitment on her part and, of course, she is awesome at wrapping up the visit. Had a chance to experience a "milking table" for the first time. Not sure how to describe it. Lazy man's glory hole? I don't know but it certainly is different (for the better) vs. The usual AMP happy ending while staring at the ceiling.

Communication and set up was easy. I was running late, we texted, she was her usual pro self and it all worked out.

Two thumbs up.

Have a great day.

Dz.

I had a great time with you as well. It was a fun time catching after so many years. I have to say you are the last person on the table it has been RETIRED! The lazy man glory hole is gone. Hope to see you a lot sooner next time.

Xoxo.

VR.

**Love Oral** · 06-08-16 18:45

Originally Posted by Wielic [View Original Post]

Former USA advertiser Susan (from Carthage) has contacted me. She's around, tells me that she isn't seeing anyone. Has she contacted any of you other old schoolers here? Need to know if my hunch is right. PMs appreciated. Thank you.

Have seen her several times. She was my go too when I was in a spur of the moment BJ or FS. She always worked me in and always took care of my need. Miss her.

**DrDave39** · 06-08-16 17:25

Afternoon delight with this long, lovely spinner today. She was the same as our first meeting- cute, clean, punctual, professional, and as freaky as I wanted. And very tasty! Not my favorite no-tel, but I wasn't there for the architecture! She say things have been a bit slow and could use some more business. Well worth the $$ for the hour IMHO. Given all the unreliable and unprofessional providers floating around, we should support those who "do it right". Plus she's simply a sweetheart. Pm me for details.

The good dr.

**MyWayTooPlay** · 06-08-16 17:06

If this is the case then that increases the risk taken to dream with those models and he should not want to call that type of attention to his models or the customer. But at the end of the day, he has the best in town and while we are here we will continue to see those wonderful EE models.

Originally Posted by TheGardener1 [View Original Post]

I believe he is scheduling them very close. Just my opinion talking to 2 of the EE ladies.

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**AnnieGirl** · 06-08-16 16:37

Originally Posted by LoveThyTitties [View Original Post]

Had a nice dream with Annie last week. She mskes you feel comfortable even on my first visit. Answered the door looking so sexy. Takes her time and not a clock watcher. I will repeat especially if invited, .

THANK YOU. I would love to see you again xoxo.

**Cincy** · 06-08-16 15:13

Damn I am having a string of bad luck of late.

After years and years (I'm an old fart) of having only been stood up once, I've had three such issues in my last three attempted encounters.

The first, with Annie Girl, was made up for in a very professional manner by her. She offered a discount and we had a lovely time.

The second, with Cristen Cremes & Heavenly Angel, got me a return text the next day saying the entire Cricket network was down (true) and that she had a Cricket phone. She offered to set up another appointment but no mention of making it up to me in some way. I didn't reply as I figured, based on what I've read here, it was probably time to move on.

The third was Grace May. I set up an appointment on Monday for today. I was a little concerned about her slow turnaround on replying to my texts, but since I wasn't planning to meet with her on Monday I was not concerned. We had a time, an outfit request, a discussion about what we might do and an agreement. I sent my first text to her at 7:30 am this morning before I headed out to meet with some clients. And then 4 more in the hour and fifteen minutes prior to when the appointment was supposed to happen.

For whatever reason I was stood up. I know that people have lives, things happen and sometimes the starts don't align, but this streak is beginning to damage my calm as I aim to misbehave.

Hopefully Grace will get back in touch and offer a make up that will entice me to try again. Hopefully its not Charlie Brown and the football.

We'll see.

Hrumph!

**TheGardener1** · 06-08-16 13:31

Originally Posted by MyWayTooPlay [View Original Post]

IMO they are getting to up there and I'm speaking from a position of a guy who has dreamed all over the US and outside of the country. The rates are comparable to rates in LA, SF, and Dallas. These are places where the talent is better and the service is top notch. You are offered wine or water and get a before and after shower. It is a true experience. The talent Steve has is the best in this area. These girls are your typical Midwest gals. Most, outside of Brooke, do not understand service or creating an experience outside of the dream itself. This needs to change. Some are clock watchers and I'm not sure if that is Steve scheduling dreams too close or if it's the poor service attitude from the models. No one can beat Steve on delivering and safety. You get as good as girl you could imagine in the Midwest and you know that there is no drama or bs on the other side of the door. I want Steve and the gals to take up their game several notches if they want to raise rates. That means better incalls, better attitudes, and overall service from beginning to end. You want to have rates with the best gals and services in the US, then bring your best and stop acting like typical Midwest service. This is just my opinion. And trust me. Nothing beats the service you'll get in the West and South. Why? Because there are way too many providers so they all have to up their game to get clients.

.

I believe he is scheduling them very close. Just my opinion talking to 2 of the EE ladies.

**Wielic** · 06-08-16 12:56

Former USA advertiser Susan (from Carthage) has contacted me. She's around, tells me that she isn't seeing anyone. Has she contacted any of you other old schoolers here? Need to know if my hunch is right. PMs appreciated. Thank you.

**GracePreston** · 06-08-16 11:29

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**MyWayTooPlay** · 06-08-16 11:07

IMO they are getting to up there and I'm speaking from a position of a guy who has dreamed all over the US and outside of the country. The rates are comparable to rates in LA, SF, and Dallas. These are places where the talent is better and the service is top notch. You are offered wine or water and get a before and after shower. It is a true experience. The talent Steve has is the best in this area. These girls are your typical Midwest gals. Most, outside of Brooke, do not understand service or creating an experience outside of the dream itself. This needs to change. Some are clock watchers and I'm not sure if that is Steve scheduling dreams too close or if it's the poor service attitude from the models. No one can beat Steve on delivering and safety. You get as good as girl you could imagine in the Midwest and you know that there is no drama or bs on the other side of the door. I want Steve and the gals to take up their game several notches if they want to raise rates. That means better incalls, better attitudes, and overall service from beginning to end. You want to have rates with the best gals and services in the US, then bring your best and stop acting like typical Midwest service. This is just my opinion. And trust me. Nothing beats the service you'll get in the West and South. Why? Because there are way too many providers so they all have to up their game to get clients.

Originally Posted by TheGardener1 [View Original Post]

I never quite understood why people get worked up on rates. Take BrennaNicole for example, rates are a bit high in comparison for others. IMO, she doesn't need to advertise for lower rates as she has a full time job, so her free time is more valuable. I don't know anything about these new girls, but they may be perfectly fine with lower volume with an increased rate. It's all about finding the best balance in what works for them. And FYI, BrennaNicole is absolutely worth it, but as also pointed out, so are some of the EE girls at a significantly lower rate. I can't see a need for complaining because this area is so overly saturated with so many options. As I stated in another post, this makes me nervous.

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**RayPort** · 06-08-16 10:47

Last summer we had a provider using the USA name of Grace Preston (not her real name I'm sure). She disappeared late last year. Now she has returned with a single ad on 5/24 and a PM saying that she was back on a very limited basis. Has anyone seen her? Any info please.

Ray.