Massage Parlor Reports

[Bob521]

I got a red light camera ticket in Chicago and wife wanted to know about it. Every play trip I make has a backup legit story. But sometimes its tough. Yes. Heck of a day, today. I'm exhausted. Today, I said I was in Chicago not Aurora, Lombard, and Madison. It would definitely be worth it to open a shop where I could go without all the hassle. Sorry. It would be a legit shop. Bob.

Bob, hats off to you. I really wonder how you could pull such things off time and again. Several months ago I made a stealth trip to Indiana to meet a GF when the SO was thinking I was at work in Chicago. Well as luck would have it I was speeding and I made a illegal right turn where red light cameras were at work. Guess what I get a letter at home with a link to the video. My heart skipped several beats. I started wondering how many other trails I must have left behind. Like iPass toll charges with date and time stamps, credit card transactions at doubtful places, etc. Etc. I was preparing myself for a bunch of lies but thankfully the SO didn't get suspicious and didn't start digging for details. On the other hand, I really wish you get to open your shop and employ all your girls.

[Ron M]

You make a great point. During a recent trip to AX Paula and I had a discussion about showering before a session. She explained that I as a customer want a great experience. Blow job, ball suckling etc. She explained that she as a provider will be able to deliver much more pleasure when she does not have to experience undesirable odors. If you think about it, it is really just common sense and etiquette.

I always shower before meeting a provider. In fact one girl I see likes to shower with me. We play in the shower. It's awesome.

[E6671]

I was at a Korean place and she figured out she wanted to charge me 140 or 150 for everything. I said no thanks and told her I had 100 and she graciously accepted my offer. You can wax or shave but its more basic than that. Be shower fresh or clean if you are going into a place and not having them do the shower. My regular ladies at the Chinese places I frequent tell me all the time they appreciate how clean I am. A lady I've known for years told me she gets guys with smelly butts so she has to get a hot towel to clean it before she starts. She told me she never says anything to them about why she is doing it.

You make a great point. During a recent trip to AX Paula and I had a discussion about showering before a session. She explained that I as a customer want a great experience. Blow job, ball suckling etc. She explained that she as a provider will be able to deliver much more pleasure when she does not have to experience undesirable odors. If you think about it, it is really just common sense and etiquette.

[Jameson290]

. . And not the Sunny Spa in Oak Park, or the Sunny Spa in Chicago, or the Sun Spa in Glen Ellyn.

And on a semi related note, I randomly ventured into the Oak Park one last Saturday. Decent massage and a cute girl but no extras, only DIY. I was a tad disappointed but can't really complain since she was really sweet and gave a solid massage.

[Explorer8]

That's a great point. When "L" was in Iowa (long story) she worked in a shop where her coworker was bragging about the prices and doing FS all day. The other girl would make $500 a day and "L" would make $100. I have several friends who are 100% legit. To them it is a moral principle. They actually worry about being "bad". Other friends who do extras for people they know well. Finally those who are full FS and anything goes.

I must add, from a personal standpoint, its a fucking emotional roller-coaster. I was just planning to see "L" in Lombard and she tells me she's being sent to Madison Wisconsin. And this means I must re-arrange my visit to "F" in Aurora. So tomorrow, I drive from Long Grove to Aurora, see "F", then to Lombard where I'll take "L" to Madison, and get back home again. Wife thinks I'm in Chicago. I hate the fact that I really care about these women. I'm going to open my on shop and hire them all! Bob.

Open your shop Bob, I am sure you will have a reliable client list in no time!

[Lebruno]

Bob, hats off to you. I really wonder how you could pull such things off time and again. Several months ago I made a stealth trip to Indiana to meet a GF when the SO was thinking I was at work in Chicago. Well as luck would have it I was speeding and I made a illegal right turn where red light cameras were at work. Guess what I get a letter at home with a link to the video. My heart skipped several beats. I started wondering how many other trails I must have left behind. Like iPass toll charges with date and time stamps, credit card transactions at doubtful places, etc. Etc. I was preparing myself for a bunch of lies but thankfully the SO didn't get suspicious and didn't start digging for details. On the other hand, I really wish you get to open your shop and employ all your girls.

That's a great point. When "L" was in Iowa (long story) she worked in a shop where her coworker was bragging about the prices and doing FS all day. The other girl would make $500 a day and "L" would make $100. I have several friends who are 100% legit. To them it is a moral principle. They actually worry about being "bad". Other friends who do extras for people they know well. Finally those who are full FS and anything goes.

I must add, from a personal standpoint, its a fucking emotional roller-coaster. I was just planning to see "L" in Lombard and she tells me she's being sent to Madison Wisconsin. And this means I must re-arrange my visit to "F" in Aurora. So tomorrow, I drive from Long Grove to Aurora, see "F", then to Lombard where I'll take "L" to Madison, and get back home again. Wife thinks I'm in Chicago. I hate the fact that I really care about these women. I'm going to open my on shop and hire them all! Bob.

[SaintChuck]

That's a great point. When "L" was in Iowa (long story) she worked in a shop where her coworker was bragging about the prices and doing FS all day. The other girl would make $500 a day and "L" would make $100. I have several friends who are 100% legit. To them it is a moral principle. They actually worry about being "bad". Other friends who do extras for people they know well. Finally those who are full FS and anything goes.

I must add, from a personal standpoint, its a fucking emotional roller-coaster. I was just planning to see "L" in Lombard and she tells me she's being sent to Madison Wisconsin. And this means I must re-arrange my visit to "F" in Aurora. So tomorrow, I drive from Long Grove to Aurora, see "F", then to Lombard where I'll take "L" to Madison, and get back home again. Wife thinks I'm in Chicago. I hate the fact that I really care about these women. I'm going to open my on shop and hire them all! Bob.

I can't wait for my first visit to 521 Spa. SaintChuck.

[Bob521]

That's a great point. When "L" was in Iowa (long story) she worked in a shop where her coworker was bragging about the prices and doing FS all day. The other girl would make $500 a day and "L" would make $100. I have several friends who are 100% legit. To them it is a moral principle. They actually worry about being "bad". Other friends who do extras for people they know well. Finally those who are full FS and anything goes.

I must add, from a personal standpoint, its a fucking emotional roller-coaster. I was just planning to see "L" in Lombard and she tells me she's being sent to Madison Wisconsin. And this means I must re-arrange my visit to "F" in Aurora. So tomorrow, I drive from Long Grove to Aurora, see "F", then to Lombard where I'll take "L" to Madison, and get back home again. Wife thinks I'm in Chicago. I hate the fact that I really care about these women. I'm going to open my on shop and hire them all! Bob.

I have often wondered how some of these AMP's that are legit stay in business. It is 2016 and with the cell phone technology a Monger can find out in minutes if an AMP is legit or not. If the AMP is legit I can't see them getting a ton of repeat customers. The other aspect of this is I can't believe that the girls would want to work at a legit AMP. The reason I say that is this. It seems that a lot of these Chinese women know each other from working together at other AMP's or living near each other in Chinatown. The woman who works at the legit AMP has to know that her friend who works at an AMP with extras makes a shit load more money. I am not even talking about BJ's or FS. The girl who just gives HJ's makes so much more money than her friend at the legit AMP. You would figure that after a while the woman at the legit place would just say, screw it I'll go give HJ's and make some cash. SaintChuck.

[CafeRaceritali]

Who takes the time to drop the dime on this crap? I mean otherwise they wouldn't know. It's not like they are street walking! They are in a business setting and if this place is anything like the spas I have seen nothing can be seen from the front windows! I mean just ranting here really, but imo this kind of business harms no one! Not underage and these women were probably making decent coin! Meanwhile some detective gets a few happy moments prior to pulling out his badge! This sounds like some old married woman ratted out her own husband who she wasn't giving any 2! Just my. 02 worth!

At the bottom of the story you can read what people had to say about this. I could not find one comment condemning these women. It's mostly people talking trash about the County police for wasting tax dollars on a victimless crime. And, oh yeah, the Department of Homeland Security was involved. Epic.

[SaintChuck]

The SUN spa in Aurora is very close to me. I ended up getting a couple massages from a lady there who was filling in one weekend for the usual lady who worked there who was out of town. Absolutely no extras but a decent massage. When I went it was dead. I was the only customer the whole weekend. Its a small place too, only a couple massage rooms.

Its weird. In January "L" did work there. I was with her almost every day for several hours a day. Maybe you met me! LOL. Bob.

I have often wondered how some of these AMP's that are legit stay in business. It is 2016 and with the cell phone technology a Monger can find out in minutes if an AMP is legit or not. If the AMP is legit I can't see them getting a ton of repeat customers. The other aspect of this is I can't believe that the girls would want to work at a legit AMP. The reason I say that is this. It seems that a lot of these Chinese women know each other from working together at other AMP's or living near each other in Chinatown. The woman who works at the legit AMP has to know that her friend who works at an AMP with extras makes a shit load more money. I am not even talking about BJ's or FS. The girl who just gives HJ's makes so much more money than her friend at the legit AMP. You would figure that after a while the woman at the legit place would just say, screw it I'll go give HJ's and make some cash. SaintChuck.

[DMichaels69]

I was at a Korean place and she figured out she wanted to charge me 140 or 150 for everything. I said no thanks and told her I had 100 and she graciously accepted my offer. You can wax or shave but its more basic than that. Be shower fresh or clean if you are going into a place and not having them do the shower. My regular ladies at the Chinese places I frequent tell me all the time they appreciate how clean I am. A lady I've known for years told me she gets guys with smelly butts so she has to get a hot towel to clean it before she starts. She told me she never says anything to them about why she is doing it.

I don't think I've gone to a place and left with anything less than a HJ in a decade. And I think I've got about a 50-70% average for getting the girl to blow me. I don't think its that difficult. Don't go to place that look like they really want to be neighborhood salons. And be pretty cool with the girl and youll always get a least jerked off. I do. Then if things seem cool you can get sucked too. Its really not that difficult. This isn't dating. Its pretty simpley based on some normal market rules. Don't be an asshole. Undetstand that services cost something. he And the girl can figure out what they want to charge, and you can pay it. Youll have better chances to get a blow job if you keep yourself in shape, and shave your balls and trim your Bush so it looks like the kind of dick that isn't going to be a chore for her to blow.

[Bob521]

Its weird. In January "L" did work there. I was with her almost every day for several hours a day. Maybe you met me! LOL. Bob.

The SUN spa in Aurora is very close to me. I ended up getting a couple massages from a lady there who was filling in one weekend for the usual lady who worked there who was out of town. Absolutely no extras but a decent massage. When I went it was dead. I was the only customer the whole weekend. Its a small place too, only a couple massage rooms.

[Castlerae]

If you mean Sun Spa in Aurora on Eola Road, I know it is legit. A friend of mine (not "L", a different friend) works there and no extras. She's a nice person and a good masseuse. But completely legit. Bob.

As Saint Chuck said, the place we're talking about is in Sycamore. The last I heard, it's still run by a woman who is half a step from the retirement home who will (maybe) offer you a handshake if she knows you well enough. As indicated, my info is from local mongers who have visited a few times, I have not bothered to partake as it doesn't sound like an experience I'd enjoy.

[DMichaels69]

The SUN spa in Aurora is very close to me. I ended up getting a couple massages from a lady there who was filling in one weekend for the usual lady who worked there who was out of town. Absolutely no extras but a decent massage. When I went it was dead. I was the only customer the whole weekend. Its a small place too, only a couple massage rooms.

If you mean Sun Spa in Aurora on Eola Road, I know it is legit. A friend of mine (not "L", a different friend) works there and no extras. She's a nice person and a good masseuse. But completely legit. Bob.

[PwnLife]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5619534299.html

Anyone try this place? United Salon is getting old. Just like the MT there.

I reviewed it. Not too old, butterface.