Massage Parlor Reports

[Zeuss]

New to me ad showed up on BP - http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/34862791.

Anybody have experience?

ARE YOU TIRED OF LOOKING FOR BEST POSSIBLE MEMORABLE DELIGHTFUL MASSAGE? IT IS A PHONE CALL AWAY!! I am a confirmed provider of a very unique full body massage. I am above average quality white American woman, talented, sexy, sophisticated, and having a pair of magic hands, and wait, there is more: I KNOW how to use them to make you feel like HEAVEN!! All my clients are returnning clients on a regular basis. I follow my rules without exception, my price is firm, my clients are very happy. You will receive a greeting message and detailed info about my massage when you call this number: 224 - 857 - 9198 I am looking forward to making you feel FANTASTIC!! Thank you. Please no emails. When you inquire by text you will receive greeting message with detailed info. Hours: 11 to 5 most week days, some Saturdays, in my home in Buffalo Grove. Thank you. Liana. Dundee Rd and Buffalo Grove Rd, 60004.

She's been around for a while. She used to post often on CL. Looks like she's modifying her ads to clarify that options are to be had. I think she's been discussed before. Her daytime hours made it difficult for me to visit.

[Nuru Lover]

Not your little head.

[Rocket Dork]

New to me ad showed up on BP - http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/34862791.

Anybody have experience?

ARE YOU TIRED OF LOOKING FOR BEST POSSIBLE MEMORABLE DELIGHTFUL MASSAGE? IT IS A PHONE CALL AWAY!! I am a confirmed provider of a very unique full body massage. I am above average quality white American woman, talented, sexy, sophisticated, and having a pair of magic hands, and wait, there is more: I KNOW how to use them to make you feel like HEAVEN!! All my clients are returnning clients on a regular basis. I follow my rules without exception, my price is firm, my clients are very happy. You will receive a greeting message and detailed info about my massage when you call this number: 224 - 857 - 9198 I am looking forward to making you feel FANTASTIC!! Thank you. Please no emails. When you inquire by text you will receive greeting message with detailed info. Hours: 11 to 5 most week days, some Saturdays, in my home in Buffalo Grove. Thank you. Liana. Dundee Rd and Buffalo Grove Rd, 60004.

Take one for the team and report back. Rocket Dork.

[KyloBen]

New to me ad showed up on BP - http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/34862791.

Anybody have experience?

ARE YOU TIRED OF LOOKING FOR BEST POSSIBLE MEMORABLE DELIGHTFUL MASSAGE? IT IS A PHONE CALL AWAY!! I am a confirmed provider of a very unique full body massage. I am above average quality white American woman, talented, sexy, sophisticated, and having a pair of magic hands, and wait, there is more: I KNOW how to use them to make you feel like HEAVEN!! All my clients are returnning clients on a regular basis. I follow my rules without exception, my price is firm, my clients are very happy. You will receive a greeting message and detailed info about my massage when you call this number: 224 - 857 - 9198 I am looking forward to making you feel FANTASTIC!! Thank you. Please no emails. When you inquire by text you will receive greeting message with detailed info. Hours: 11 to 5 most week days, some Saturdays, in my home in Buffalo Grove. Thank you. Liana. Dundee Rd and Buffalo Grove Rd, 60004.

[DMichaels69]

I hope you had thick beer goggles.

I made the biggest rookie mistake the other day. Learn from it. Walked into Lux and for somebody born during the Jurassic era. Should've walked out. It's my money. But instead chickened out. I did see a Lucy on the way out. I'm thinking of sticking with Sky from now on. At least they are hot.

[Seldon69]

I made the biggest rookie mistake the other day. Learn from it. Walked into Lux and for somebody born during the Jurassic era. Should've walked out. It's my money. But instead chickened out. I did see a Lucy on the way out. I'm thinking of sticking with Sky from now on. At least they are hot.

[Rocket Dork]

Should have left nothing on the 2nd trip. She led you on and then, shorted you on time. Just my opinion.

I would have given her no tip. Rocket Dork.

[Kellster]

Thought I found a great UTR in Morton Grove on Milwaukee south of Golf. Great massage with excellent handiwork front and back. Promised "much better next time", so, like a dummy I scheduled another session two days later with the same tech. Result? Same as the first only shorted 15 minutes. 60 door fee with no talk of gratuity. Left standard on the first trip. Half that on the second.

Should have left nothing on the 2nd trip. She led you on and then, shorted you on time. Just my opinion.

[ReadyForRub]

Thought I found a great UTR in Morton Grove on Milwaukee south of Golf. Great massage with excellent handiwork front and back. Promised "much better next time", so, like a dummy I scheduled another session two days later with the same tech. Result? Same as the first only shorted 15 minutes. 60 door fee with no talk of gratuity. Left standard on the first trip. Half that on the second.

[Bob521]

Her workers have been mostly "miss" not "hit" except for a pretty amazing girl there a year ago. Microbiology student. About 23. Very smart. FS with her, but she's long gone. Here game plan was to earn tuition money. The rest were pretty bad, except the owner. Bob.

Bob, you are right on point!

Sam, I agree with you its okay and dog is still there. Lack of table shower takes basic fun part out of the AMP experience package for me. Based on my overall experience I don't think I would be able to score a cookie here, YMMV.

Thanks TMF!

[TheMightyFive]

I've been there a few times in the past 3 years. Last time was October. Got a pretty nice looking girl who gave a decent massage with hardly any tease. Then she told me that someone else would com in to finish the massage? Huh? In comes your BBW to do the lite touch and the deed. Everyone said goodbye on my way out, even the pet dog. OK, but it was better back in 2014.

Bob, you are right on point!

Sam, I agree with you its okay and dog is still there. Lack of table shower takes basic fun part out of the AMP experience package for me. Based on my overall experience I don't think I would be able to score a cookie here, YMMV.

Thanks TMF!

[Sam Spade]

I am still not sure why I had chosen this place to visit first out of all the available options. Anyway easy to spot out, listed as Massa Spa on RMaps and by different names on other sites. Excpeted I would be meeting a typical asian girl, between surprised to see a full figure (bbw) with tanks, nice lady with decent english. Standard door fee, but there's no fun place for table shower. YMMV, but for a first visit I walked out HappEely and no hints of other For Sale! Options. This review is more than a month old, based of chicago scenario I am not sure if she's still there. For more details feel free to PM me.

Thanks! TMF.

I've been there a few times in the past 3 years. Last time was October. Got a pretty nice looking girl who gave a decent massage with hardly any tease. Then she told me that someone else would com in to finish the massage? Huh? In comes your BBW to do the lite touch and the deed. Everyone said goodbye on my way out, even the pet dog. OK, but it was better back in 2014.

[Bob521]

That sounds like Sarah, the owner. She's Mongolian. Also a tax accountant. Bob.

I am still not sure why I had chosen this place to visit first out of all the available options. Anyway easy to spot out, listed as Massa Spa on RMaps and by different names on other sites. Excpeted I would be meeting a typical asian girl, between surprised to see a full figure (bbw) with tanks, nice lady with decent english. Standard door fee, but there's no fun place for table shower. YMMV, but for a first visit I walked out HappEely and no hints of other For Sale! Options. This review is more than a month old, based of chicago scenario I am not sure if she's still there. For more details feel free to PM me.

Thanks! TMF.

[HeadFirst80]

Pepsi on "bacation". That means gone!

So is Micky. That's a real bummer to me!

[DonTheMon]

Anybody been to spa yun on elmurst road lately? Thinking about stopping in this sat. Or sun. Should I ask for any one in particular? Or perhaps should I try sky one spa?