Massage Parlor Reports

**Averily** · 06-03-16 16:12

Originally Posted by Streethunter [View Original Post]

Anyone else have any luck here and with who. I always was led to believe it was legit.

Same experience for me on 18.

I have to disagree on 14. She's been reviewed before. Office setting. Hot girl. Not a super sexy time but happiness ensues. Easy online appointments. I liked her.

**King Python** · 06-02-16 16:31

Originally Posted by KingPython [View Original Post]

Had the exact same experience minus the foot action. On the way out was asked if I wanted to tip for the service.

I said no extra service was involved so why would I tip, 60 is more than fair for a straight up legit massage. Great massage,

But there are tons of places to get that quality and a smile as I leave. Take care out there.

Here is link:

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/5614130472.html

Too bad, as it is girl in pic.

**King Python** · 06-02-16 12:46

Had the exact same experience minus the foot action. On the way out was asked if I wanted to tip for the service.

I said no extra service was involved so why would I tip, 60 is more than fair for a straight up legit massage. Great massage,

But there are tons of places to get that quality and a smile as I leave. Take care out there.

Originally Posted by HockeyGuy91 [View Original Post]

A few weeks ago I tried out the Asian Art Spa, think that is the name, in Grosse Pointe Woods on Mack.

The good, the woman that gave me the massage is beautiful. Much better than most AMPs. She is also pleasant to talk to and was flirty.

The massage was nice and she would come close to touching, but wouldn't. I like sexy feet and told her this and she massaged my body with her feet, coming close to the fun spots, by not touching.

On the flip, again teasing. No touching. She said it was diy.

Since she was up on the table with her feet near my goods, I grabbed her feet and used them to take care of myself. Better than nothing at all. She watched and was flirty during, but never helped.

Another downer is that she had to leave the massage a few times to handle when customers came. Seems she was only English speaking person at the time working there.

I won't repeat.

**Streethunter** · 06-02-16 08:41

Anyone else have any luck here and with who. I always was led to believe it was legit.

Originally Posted by ThrowAwayy [View Original Post]

Here are my comments on all of the following. Take them for what their worth:

1. Anna's girls in MH: http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...angie/14428141.

Hit or miss because they always change. They're a safe route to go in general if you don't want trouble.

2. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...47200/24507980.

Absolutely Not the girl in the pic. She's more like a fat unkept black chic. She's very bad at responding to texts and lied to me about how long she would take to arrive, wasting a lot of my time.

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-way/21361688.

On Stephenson near 14 Mile. She has very Nice hooters O. O. A smoker and is uglier in person than the pics, which aren't her. She also has an unattractive personality. She's either in & out of MI often or she's in & out of posting ads. Not bad if you can get over the personality. Had FS with her. It was a year and a half ago though.

4. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nrush/22818046.

On Stephenson near 14 Mile. When I first started the hobby I fell for this trap. I saw a girl who looked NOTHING like the girl in the ad. She was horribly ugly and underwhelming and I couldn't bear to stay. LOL looking bad it's kind of funny.

5. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-6208/24829555.

By Oakland Mall. Used to go here often. Reviewed them a long time ago and they actually threatened to make my phone number public unless I took off the review. WTF. Now I have another number, so screw them. At this place, I've ranged from only HE's to full out BBFS, but I think I was the only person allowed to go that far with one of the girls, as she really had a thing for me.

6. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...osted/24274953.

I saw Naomi a long time ago when she was at 696 & Woodward. It was DIY. She was also trying to upcharge before I started. I wasn't having it and she tried to make me pay her for her time even though we didn't even start and she made me wait an extra 20 minutes in my car. I laughed in her face and walked out.

7. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-spa/20129149.

A crappier version of Sophia Spa. They'll get the job done, but they're older, uglier, and not as fun.

8. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/18229195.

A great parlor. Gets the job well done. HE's offered if you're not an idiot and oftentimes a lot of OTC roaming and sometimes UTC roaming. Prettiest girls here that do the job IMO.

9. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-youn/24953279.

Decent looking older ladies in my experience. Usually you can get up to FS from 180-220 out the door. They have a really updated place with a pretty nice table shower. Just take your wallet and keys with you. A long time ago I read priceless advice from another monger who puts them in a sandwich bag and takes them with him when he gets a table shower so they don't go through his belongings.

10. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ready/23045366.

Kendall on M59 & M53: Dear. God. No. She's disgusting, smells, and when I saw her she had a huge red gash on her chest. WTF? And stop posting all the time, will you?!

11. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ments/24932183.

SW corner of 11 & Mound. Suspicious to me. Kristy Just Might be LEO (someone can TOFFT, I won't). Or she's just a sonuva beya. She led me far and wasted my time for nothing.

12. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-1169/11508657.

Not bad looking girls, a little bit overweight, but are very freaky and friendly and if you're good to them, they will show you a fun time. I had full access to everything with them. The brunette was gushing like a waterfall so that was really fun!

13. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rning/13113149.

15 & Schoennher a long time ago. Alllll business over here. Shelly (I believe that is her name) does her thing and makes you leave. Done and Done. Not pleasant company either.

14. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hands/20853641.

This person isn't legit whatsoever. She / He will lead you to a place that doesn't even have facilities for a massage. It's a thoroughly complete waste of time.

15. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...esign/24029769.

Grosse Pointe new massage place. I've noticed reviews have said you get nothing here. I will only say that I've gotten stuff here from one person and she even wants to come over my place for FS (or I would go to hers), but it's only because she's attracted to me. I'm sorry, but I won't say who it is, so don't waste your PM's on me asking unless you want me to block you.

16. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ls-mi/19124940.

DIY. Overpriced. Okay looking ladies.

17. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-mi/10680344.

In my experience, ugly ladies and it's DIY. I tried again when she said "next time I'll take care of you" and it was DIY again. Also overpriced and a waste of time.

18. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/24466654.

Pretty girls here and good price. Mostly DIY but some will make you happy and let you explore them. YMMV.

19. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ll-rd/10494532.

No extras. Just massage.

20. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...36390/24943030.

I saw her a while back and Tierra is just ok. Decent pricing, but No massage skills whatsoever. Don't go to her if you have a bad back LOL. Not really sure what she's got going on in her life. I suppose she thinks she can get into a relationship with someone by doing this or something.

21. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-hour/22647884.

Nasty disgusting ugly overpriced Jewish woman in an Oak Park appt.

Enjoy!

**ThrowAwayy** · 06-01-16 00:22

These are as a result of my personal experiences:

1. Ana from Ferndale. The one whom I recently referred to as a cougar.

I know Ana reads this. I saw her twice. She look annoyed when I made suggestions. I don't want to see someone who looks annoyed, especially after I took good care of her twice. I have to keep doing that in order to get taken care of by her? How long till the top comes off? It's just not worth it. Sorry. Ana is sweet and gives an amazing legit massage. I really enjoyed it. But I'm just annoyed that I have to become a regular when I clearly showed commitment early in my attitude. It's not worth investing that much. 75 hr for Ana.

2. Majick on John R/10 Mile.

I tried 4 or 5 times and each time there was bs excuses. I even got her a gift and she wouldn't make it work. Truly. Lorri is a self-serving beya like the rest of these girls but she doesn't care because she has bazookas and know she can get away with it. Glad I didn't waste my money on Lorri.

3. Rain "Audrey".

She talks oh so freaking much. She'll get the job done. And you'll have a degree in her life experiences, especially her sexcapades. Just a weirdo. You get what you go in for I guess.

PEACE.

**OhmyGosh1** · 05-31-16 19:41

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-8965/16508137

Posting adv. In body rub and massage with some pictures, but massage is not good, and no extras.

Do not waste your money.

**Cmm123** · 05-31-16 15:33

Originally Posted by Zam1243 [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1413/24651575

Have anyone been here before? It seem legit.

I called to schedule an appointment and Coco was available about 2 weeks ago. This is in a office complex with other businesses down the same hallway. You could be in a visible area, but no one was in the hall the day of my appointment. I would say Coco is in her late thirties, average looking Koren or Chinese, not sure. I choose an hour massage and quickly she started teasing me with very close brushes around the goods. I made it known that I liked that and she continued to do that throughout the massage. It was a good massage and on the flip I tried some OTC, she was ok with butt play, but that was it. After all the teasing, she seemed like she was not going to finish me off with a HE, but I directed her and she eventually did with a nice clean up. Tip was. 3 and massage. 7. Don't think there are any extras available. If someone does get more services, let us know.

**ILoveUtr** · 05-29-16 19:39

Originally Posted by MikeTurner [View Original Post]

Here are my comments on all of the following.

Enjoy!

Very good job, Mike.

Your effort in putting this together is really appreciated. Thank you.

**VcyClonn** · 05-29-16 16:55

Originally Posted by MikeTurner [View Original Post]

Here are my comments on all of the following. Take them for what their worth:

1. Anna's girls in MH: http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...angie/14428141.

...................................................

Enjoy!

Those are some nice set of short and handy reviews. Well done, Mike! Keep going and be safe! Cheers.

**Zam1243** · 05-29-16 09:56

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1413/24651575

Have anyone been here before? It seem legit.

**NoOne9** · 05-28-16 18:21

I was wondering if you guys have less luck of a happy departure when getting to a parlor in the first couple hours they are open. I am 0-for-2 on pre-noon visits and nearly batting 1. 000 afternoons and evenings.

**Agnt007** · 05-28-16 14:24

Originally Posted by MikeTurner [View Original Post]

Here are my comments on all of the following. Take them for what their worth:

hour-150-full-hour/22647884[/URL].

Nasty disgusting ugly overpriced Jewish woman in an Oak Park appt...

...Enjoy!

WOW that is something all of us could use to identify the places of enjoyment and stay away from the unacceptable parlors. The only problem is it is all east side locations. Why don't you cover the west side parlors. Maybe we could have a bunch of guys chip in to cover your expenses haha.

**Dazhiba** · 05-28-16 12:54

Wow, Mike, thanks for the great post. You have saved us so much time and effort you ought to be paid for it!

I was thinking of trying several of these when I get back there and I especially wanted to see Kendal but not now!

Thanks, stay safe and keep up the good work!

Daz

Originally Posted by MikeTurner [View Original Post]

Here are my comments on all of the following. Take them for what their worth:

1. Anna's girls in MH: http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...angie/14428141.

Hit or miss because they always change. They're a safe route to go in general if you don't want trouble.

2. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...47200/24507980.

Absolutely Not the girl in the pic. She's more like a fat unkept black chic. She's very bad at responding to texts and lied to me about how long she would take to arrive, wasting a lot of my time.

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-way/21361688.

On Stephenson near 14 Mile. She has very Nice hooters O. O. A smoker and is uglier in person than the pics, which aren't her. She also has an unattractive personality. She's either in & out of MI often or she's in & out of posting ads. Not bad if you can get over the personality. Had FS with her. It was a year and a half ago though.

4. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nrush/22818046.

On Stephenson near 14 Mile. When I first started the hobby I fell for this trap. I saw a girl who looked NOTHING like the girl in the ad. She was horribly ugly and underwhelming and I couldn't bear to stay. LOL looking bad it's kind of funny.

5. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-6208/24829555.

By Oakland Mall. Used to go here often. Reviewed them a long time ago and they actually threatened to make my phone number public unless I took off the review. WTF. Now I have another number, so screw them. At this place, I've ranged from only HE's to full out BBFS, but I think I was the only person allowed to go that far with one of the girls, as she really had a thing for me.

6. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...osted/24274953.

I saw Naomi a long time ago when she was at 696 & Woodward. It was DIY. She was also trying to upcharge before I started. I wasn't having it and she tried to make me pay her for her time even though we didn't even start and she made me wait an extra 20 minutes in my car. I laughed in her face and walked out.

7. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-spa/20129149.

A crappier version of Sophia Spa. They'll get the job done, but they're older, uglier, and not as fun.

8. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/18229195.

A great parlor. Gets the job well done. HE's offered if you're not an idiot and oftentimes a lot of OTC roaming and sometimes UTC roaming. Prettiest girls here that do the job IMO.

9. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-youn/24953279.

Decent looking older ladies in my experience. Usually you can get up to FS from 180-220 out the door. They have a really updated place with a pretty nice table shower. Just take your wallet and keys with you. A long time ago I read priceless advice from another monger who puts them in a sandwich bag and takes them with him when he gets a table shower so they don't go through his belongings.

10. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ready/23045366.

Kendall on M59 & M53: Dear. God. No. She's disgusting, smells, and when I saw her she had a huge red gash on her chest. WTF? And stop posting all the time, will you?!

11. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ments/24932183.

SW corner of 11 & Mound. Suspicious to me. Kristy Just Might be LEO (someone can TOFFT, I won't). Or she's just a sonuva beya. She led me far and wasted my time for nothing.

12. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-1169/11508657.

Not bad looking girls, a little bit overweight, but are very freaky and friendly and if you're good to them, they will show you a fun time. I had full access to everything with them. The brunette was gushing like a waterfall so that was really fun!

13. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rning/13113149.

15 & Schoennher a long time ago. Alllll business over here. Shelly (I believe that is her name) does her thing and makes you leave. Done and Done. Not pleasant company either.

14. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hands/20853641.

This person isn't legit whatsoever. She / He will lead you to a place that doesn't even have facilities for a massage. It's a thoroughly complete waste of time.

15. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...esign/24029769.

Grosse Pointe new massage place. I've noticed reviews have said you get nothing here. I will only say that I've gotten stuff here from one person and she even wants to come over my place for FS (or I would go to hers), but it's only because she's attracted to me. I'm sorry, but I won't say who it is, so don't waste your PM's on me asking unless you want me to block you.

16. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ls-mi/19124940.

DIY. Overpriced. Okay looking ladies.

17. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-mi/10680344.

In my experience, ugly ladies and it's DIY. I tried again when she said "next time I'll take care of you" and it was DIY again. Also overpriced and a waste of time.

18. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/24466654.

Pretty girls here and good price. Mostly DIY but some will make you happy and let you explore them. YMMV.

19. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ll-rd/10494532.

No extras. Just massage.

20. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...36390/24943030.

I saw her a while back and Tierra is just ok. Decent pricing, but No massage skills whatsoever. Don't go to her if you have a bad back LOL. Not really sure what she's got going on in her life. I suppose she thinks she can get into a relationship with someone by doing this or something.

21. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-hour/22647884.

Nasty disgusting ugly overpriced Jewish woman in an Oak Park appt.

Enjoy!

.

**CoolOne2** · 05-27-16 22:18

[Deleted by Admin]This site is a informational so you should use it for that I have been there more then once I go there for two reasons cheaper and the extra that are available If I wanted a good massage I would go to a legitimate massage place. As posted before when they first open I am sure they were on the up and up but now it's my kind of place and pretty sure a lot of other guys.

So don't waste your money if you want a good massage.

**ThrowAwayy** · 05-27-16 18:53

Originally Posted by SocialAveng313 [View Original Post]

I will admit to seeing #21 too. Agree with Mike on all accounts. I asked her why she was doing this and she replied "I want to give back to the community. " Well alrighty then.

My reaction when #21 said "God bless you" as I was walking out of her apt. ".