Massage Parlor Reports

**Love The Lips** · 05-31-16 20:08

Originally Posted by LuvRubs [View Original Post]

MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-only/25014000

Nuru is being rubbed by the girl being totally nude with oil so I'm sure there is a HE involved!

**LuvRubs** · 05-31-16 12:56

MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-only/25014000

**GingerBeard** · 05-28-16 17:17

Anyone taken the plunge?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-game/22788685

**Benz1** · 05-27-16 09:56

Originally Posted by Michigan5 [View Original Post]

I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.

A full review of our best massuse in GR has been published by our resident expert NoseJelly, you will find it posted on 4/1/16 #4145. I can add one to his list, Amber at Royal she gives a great massage.

**Mr Cruzer** · 05-27-16 07:40

Originally Posted by Michigan5 [View Original Post]

I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.

Welcome to the forum. Good first review. Healthy Habits has been reviewed in the past; almost all reported very good experiences also. I have seen Kylene there a number of times, all were good times; however, she has moved on. She was going independent on west side near 28th, but have not seen her post in quite awhile. Other girls there were also very good.

The best advise I have is to read as much of the forum posts as you can. Most places will have been frequented and reported on and you will know which to try and which to avoid. It's always nice to frequent those that treat us right.

**FinnJake631** · 05-26-16 21:00

I am kinda new to this and having trouble finding some decent parlors / people, can anyone help point me in the right direction.

**Michigan5** · 05-26-16 19:47

I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.

**Georgiapeachs** · 05-26-16 19:30

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**Shawtren** · 05-25-16 14:50

I've bounced around for quite a while now. Seen some massage girls that were OK, but more that I regret. All the while I knew there was better, and I knew where she was, it was just forcing myself to make the time to visit her. I speak of Natasha at Panacea.

I know firsthand how the girls at Panacea are pushing this "Pre-Tip" bullshit and I have talked with Natasha about it. She does not do it, she does not condone it, and she goes so far as to tell the other girls it will only hurt their business in the end.

A terrific deep tissue massage using a little oil which I requested. She is very thorough in her work. I was very relaxed by the time the flip came around. She concentrated on me, and I concentrated on her. She climbed on top of the table to get just the right pressure in the right places.

All this work on her part and then there was a huge mess. She smiled as she cleaned it up. All I could do is smile and watch.

She is quite beautiful. She says I have a nice ass, so I know she is a convincing actress, and she has NEVER failed to deliver a memorable visit! I just have to get over the fact that it's a long drive and schedule!

Thanks Natasha!

**HarryHood** · 05-22-16 18:03

Hi, just wondering if anyone had any info on Lywanna yet. She works with Dianen somewhere on the NE side. Both offer Nuru!

Just wondering if anyone has had any decent experiences?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...ssage/24879962

**Grizzly Adams** · 05-22-16 16:40

Originally Posted by Ssmile [View Original Post]

Yes it was 50 for half hour.

Went there a couple times to check it out, high priced IMO. First visit was ok with Mimi, second visit with older lady not to bad, tals alot, kinda rush job. Paid for hr only got alittle over hhr, but found out other services can be had.

**Grizzly Adams** · 05-22-16 16:24

Originally Posted by LuvRubs [View Original Post]

Went here the other day, the place in the strip on 28th st west of Gormans near Breton. Not much of a sign but has the usual small oval neon open sign in window. Saw Lulu, she was wearing short-shorts, nice smooth legs. Massage on back was standard, but on legs did lots of teasing right away and throughout. Fllipped, first asked about tip, told her. 50, she fake pouted, I faked concern (not), she started with no oil holding Jr. In hand while using just her thumb on the underside of the little head. Got him at attention, got the oil and still took her time for a nice slow release.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...-here/20802868

I have no idea who the gilrls in the pictures are, I'm sure they were just on break when I was there cause no one would ever put fake pics in an ad.

Relax massage is a joke. I know the place real well, the pics are fake, taken off internet, but the girls are nice. Tina went back to New York, Lulu & Amy will leave in 2 to 4 mo. Only top roaming allowed, I've tried.

**Jum Hall** · 05-21-16 07:41

Earlier on this month, a buddy of mine was looking for a massage, so he went to the massage section on backpage and being as Angel said that she does deep tissue massage, he did not feel the need to question her 100 per hour.

She only gave him at most twenty five minutes massage as she had another female with her and she said about him getting a free thirty minutes massage later on that day or the following week, he has called her to honor it and she has not called or text him back as I told him that he got played by her abit.

Angel has some ideas about massage, just her home girl jennifer is young and has no idea as they love to sell you on the idea of everything depends on how good you tip. Her location is by the west side area by them michigan and fulton area.

My buddy said that if he knew, he should have asked her how much for thirty minutes massage as Angel love old guys and guys who have signifant other, because Angel and Jennifer behave like bad strippers who try to lead you on without you knowing what you will get.

I will try to copy her link from backpage and hopefully it shows, as I now saw that she post on escort side too after I did some research with the computer.

!COME experience the best! 616 795-1007 call now / deep tissue / Relaxation massage. Mutual touches. Call now!128139; gift cards accepted as well as over nights.

Location: Grand Rapids, My place or yours❤kentwood.

He mainly got HJ by Angel as Jen was too sleepy or lazy to massage, they have many cats and normally the massage is done in both there living room on an air bed and in front of the house entrance, it says beware of dog.

**Colten99** · 05-17-16 13:06

Went to Relax around a month ago and had a great experience with Tina. Called to get an appointment and they said she no longer is there. Does anyone know if she's working somewhere else now.

**Love Massage** · 05-17-16 09:36

Originally Posted by MidMichGeezer [View Original Post]

Maybe they should watch this, https://www.facebook.com/16485278854...6814854270621/.

Lotus on Eastern has stand up shower. Mimi cleaned me while I held the water shower wand! But once again just to old for me! Plus what's the $70 hr and $50 half hr bullshit? Gave her $50 for top off and dry body slide. Little lick action on the fella and balls! HJ. But not worth the $50! Plus she was not happy! Table shower will be nice. But to old for me! So $50 + $50. Oh massage sucked too! Terrible!