Massage Parlor Reports

[Hitch22]

I really do not like to post negative reviews on providers. I truly want these women to be able to make a prosperous living and I don't want to jeopardize that. But, also, I got to tell it like it is. Today was my third time seeing Kimmie, and the first two times were fun and satisfying for me, and I posted positive reviews on Kimmie at those times. However, today was not a repeat performance. Oh, Kimmie was friendly enough to me today, I'll give her that. But, first off, she didn't even remember me, had to ask if I'd been there before. Also, no kissing, well, technically, she allowed a quick peck on the lips but that was it. Her English is extremely limited but I got the impression she had something wrong with her lip, reason she didn't want me to kiss her. In fact this was the same story I got from her the last time I had a session with her, which was like a couple months ago! Either she's just making up phony excuses so she doesn't have to kiss, or else maybe she has a chronic herpes cold-sore thing going on which keeps activating on her lips. Whatever; anyway, I really wanted DATY, so I go down on her and I have to say this was the most gross stink situation I've run into with a provider! Like totally disgusting smell. I called last night and said I was going to be there this morning so I would think she'd have made an effort to be clean and smelling nice down there in the pussy! I need to interject that I was attempting to give up mongering totally and this thing with Kimmie today was the first time I've mongered in the last six weeks. And in a way, it is probably a good thing the experience was so frustrating and unsatisfying for me because this has reenforced my decision to give up on seeing AMP providers totally! Kimmie makes a lot of vocal noise during sex and my first two times with her I'd been wondering if any of that noise was authentic. But this time now I'm certain all that stuff is faked. I was out of Paradise Spa this morning in 40 minutes flat, and was not sorry to be leaving so soon either! I just wanted out of there. When I was in the bathroom taking a piss prior to walking out the door, another guy arrived. All I could think is, good luck, motherfucker! You should have gone to another AMP! But not my problem! BTW, I almost never drink alcohol. In fact I have had zero booze since January 1st, but this experience today with Kimmie grossed me out and depressed me so much that on the way driving home I bought a six pack of beer and a bottle of brandy and am into my fifth Heineken as we speak. Should have gone surfing instead of following up on my idea to go do fucking P4P today! The worst thing? I'm scared I might have caught some nasty bug from her. Hopefully all the alcohol will burn that shit out of my body if it is in fact there! And, oh yeah, I mean minors, but to add insult to injury, she counted the tip when I gave it to her.

One of the best reviews we have ever read. The expedition, consternation, analytical alternative, capstone, reversal, and finally the resolution. I was moved to tears.

[RickRoss808]

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...-100bl/5525186

Looks very tempting but pic is fake?

[Honolulu1]

I really do not like to post negative reviews on providers. I truly want these women to be able to make a prosperous living and I don't want to jeopardize that. But, also, I got to tell it like it is. Today was my third time seeing Kimmie, and the first two times were fun and satisfying for me, and I posted positive reviews on Kimmie at those times. However, today was not a repeat performance. Oh, Kimmie was friendly enough to me today, I'll give her that. But, first off, she didn't even remember me, had to ask if I'd been there before. Also, no kissing, well, technically, she allowed a quick peck on the lips but that was it. Her English is extremely limited but I got the impression she had something wrong with her lip, reason she didn't want me to kiss her. In fact this was the same story I got from her the last time I had a session with her, which was like a couple months ago! Either she's just making up phony excuses so she doesn't have to kiss, or else maybe she has a chronic herpes cold-sore thing going on which keeps activating on her lips. Whatever; anyway, I really wanted DATY, so I go down on her and I have to say this was the most gross stink situation I've run into with a provider! Like totally disgusting smell. I called last night and said I was going to be there this morning so I would think she'd have made an effort to be clean and smelling nice down there in the pussy! I need to interject that I was attempting to give up mongering totally and this thing with Kimmie today was the first time I've mongered in the last six weeks. And in a way, it is probably a good thing the experience was so frustrating and unsatisfying for me because this has reenforced my decision to give up on seeing AMP providers totally! Kimmie makes a lot of vocal noise during sex and my first two times with her I'd been wondering if any of that noise was authentic. But this time now I'm certain all that stuff is faked. I was out of Paradise Spa this morning in 40 minutes flat, and was not sorry to be leaving so soon either! I just wanted out of there. When I was in the bathroom taking a piss prior to walking out the door, another guy arrived. All I could think is, good luck, motherfucker! You should have gone to another AMP! But not my problem! BTW, I almost never drink alcohol. In fact I have had zero booze since January 1st, but this experience today with Kimmie grossed me out and depressed me so much that on the way driving home I bought a six pack of beer and a bottle of brandy and am into my fifth Heineken as we speak. Should have gone surfing instead of following up on my idea to go do fucking P4P today! The worst thing? I'm scared I might have caught some nasty bug from her. Hopefully all the alcohol will burn that shit out of my body if it is in fact there! And, oh yeah, I mean minors, but to add insult to injury, she counted the tip when I gave it to her.

Wow Cosmic Kid, guess you just BLACKLISTED Kimmie! Guess I'm not going there anytime soon. Awesum detail post braddah! Hono1.

[Alohaoe]

Saw Angie yesterday wow she still looks great, known her over 10 years, she was happy to see me. She is always quiet just like a lady. Nice slim body natural boobs 34 B. Gave me a awesome BBBJ, CFS, CIM no rush.

ALOHAOE.

[Cosmic Kid]

I really do not like to post negative reviews on providers. I truly want these women to be able to make a prosperous living and I don't want to jeopardize that. But, also, I got to tell it like it is. Today was my third time seeing Kimmie, and the first two times were fun and satisfying for me, and I posted positive reviews on Kimmie at those times. However, today was not a repeat performance. Oh, Kimmie was friendly enough to me today, I'll give her that. But, first off, she didn't even remember me, had to ask if I'd been there before. Also, no kissing, well, technically, she allowed a quick peck on the lips but that was it. Her English is extremely limited but I got the impression she had something wrong with her lip, reason she didn't want me to kiss her. In fact this was the same story I got from her the last time I had a session with her, which was like a couple months ago! Either she's just making up phony excuses so she doesn't have to kiss, or else maybe she has a chronic herpes cold-sore thing going on which keeps activating on her lips. Whatever; anyway, I really wanted DATY, so I go down on her and I have to say this was the most gross stink situation I've run into with a provider! Like totally disgusting smell. I called last night and said I was going to be there this morning so I would think she'd have made an effort to be clean and smelling nice down there in the pussy! I need to interject that I was attempting to give up mongering totally and this thing with Kimmie today was the first time I've mongered in the last six weeks. And in a way, it is probably a good thing the experience was so frustrating and unsatisfying for me because this has reenforced my decision to give up on seeing AMP providers totally! Kimmie makes a lot of vocal noise during sex and my first two times with her I'd been wondering if any of that noise was authentic. But this time now I'm certain all that stuff is faked. I was out of Paradise Spa this morning in 40 minutes flat, and was not sorry to be leaving so soon either! I just wanted out of there. When I was in the bathroom taking a piss prior to walking out the door, another guy arrived. All I could think is, good luck, motherfucker! You should have gone to another AMP! But not my problem! BTW, I almost never drink alcohol. In fact I have had zero booze since January 1st, but this experience today with Kimmie grossed me out and depressed me so much that on the way driving home I bought a six pack of beer and a bottle of brandy and am into my fifth Heineken as we speak. Should have gone surfing instead of following up on my idea to go do fucking P4P today! The worst thing? I'm scared I might have caught some nasty bug from her. Hopefully all the alcohol will burn that shit out of my body if it is in fact there! And, oh yeah, I mean minors, but to add insult to injury, she counted the tip when I gave it to her.

[Redneck 1]

I'm a noob at this and can't decide who to see. I've rtff but there are so many choices. Do you guys have any reccomendations on girls with big tits?

The wide assortment of choices can sometimes seem overwhelming for a new monger with no experience. So here's a suggestion that might be helpful. Write down your various personal preferences for a provider: younger or more mature; a fairly slender physique or a more thick physique; light skin or darker (tanned) skin; natural breasts or fake breasts; pubic hair or shaved; BBBJ or CBJ; CIM; BBFS or CFS; PSE style; GFE style; any particular ethnic background(s) that you like, etc. Then when you read favorable reports on a provider who may interest you, write down her name/location and check off how many of your preferences that specific provider meets. That way you have a convenient and compact comparison between providers, rather than just a tornado of nebulous impressions swirling around in your mind, which can result in easily forgetting which provider has which qualities.

You've said that you like big breasts, so here are three providers whom I've reviewed who have relatively large natural breasts: Sophie of Kison, Sora of Kison, and Sarah of CHM. However, whether or not any of them meet your various other preferences is for you to decide.

[NiceBush808]

I would agree about Yumi. If you like all covered service, Yumi is a pretty good choice especially since she has such nice natural Dees.

Is Yumi still sporting her Bush?

[DaViper]

I don't think you will like Christy at Pine Tree or at least she won't make your ongoing rotation because she does not offer BBFS. All of the girls on your rotation offer BBFS.

He might like her Cause I don't think Dallas and Nara offers bbf either.

[HiPickle]

I'm a noob at this and can't decide who to see. I've rtff but there are so many choices. Do you guys have any reccomendations on girls with big tits?

Way too many variables. You want big fakes or real? Covered or bb? Big booty with the boobs? Tall or short? They all out there on the forum. And everything is YMMV, If you did in fact rtff. I'll just throw some ideas out there, most are bolt on boobs but great service. Page at Rejuve, Sara at Tokyo spa, when she returns, most perfect bolt ons I've ever seen. Er felt. Or, just read some more, sample and report.

[DeepShot]

See a pic you like? Then go for it. They all good. Walk in, or call for appointment. Report on what happens. Have fun.

Start with ocean and gogo spa, if no more, go upstairs or down, plenty choices there. Guarantee get one. Big titty pro.

I'm a noob at this and can't decide who to see. I've rtff but there are so many choices. Do you guys have any reccomendations on girls with big tits?

[Manor]

I'm a noob at this and can't decide who to see. I've rtff but there are so many choices. Do you guys have any reccomendations on girls with big tits?

[Kagasain]

Not one hundred percent sure but this sounds like the area where the strip club "Centerfolds / Pleasure Dome" used to be?

The strip club was downstairs but you are correct.

[DrMajikLuv69]

Thanks HiPickle RE directions to Pine Tree. That is an awesome waiting room while getting your tint done on your car. Maybe I will go "wait" in the waiting room, probably not going to get tint done on any car, instead just going straight to the waiting room. LOL. Not one hundred percent sure but this sounds like the area where the strip club "Centerfolds / Pleasure Dome" used to be?

Question: Where exactly is Pine Tree anyway? Thanks.

Off keeaumoku St. Drive mauka past Rycroft, first right after that in the back, you drive up a ramp around the keeaumoku supermarket. Kinda nice out of the way spot. There's a car tinting place next door had a car tinted there few years ago, I thought ooh, nice waiting "room" while gettin a tint. LOL. I've only been to pine tree once. My very first mongering experience on the islands, there was a very hot provider there 2010 or so. I've not been back since as the service level there tanked for many. Heard good things about the Viet girl though.

Okay will do; I will ask her. I will probably get around to seeing Christy sooner or later. I can tell by your list of women you saw this week, that we have somewhat similar taste in women. I'm going to patiently wait for your report tho.

Honestly i have never even been to Pine Tree. I frequent Happiness, CHM, Kison, Rejuve, Top Spa and Tokyo Spa on rotation. Been to Hula Girls a couple dozen times, but havent been there lately. Ive been to Nirvana and Roses a few times, but i have never been to Pine Tree. Question: Where exactly is Pine Tree anyway? Thanks.

[Goser]

Okay will do; I will ask her. I will probably get around to seeing Christy sooner or later. I can tell by your list of women you saw this week, that we have somewhat similar taste in women. I'm going to patiently wait for your report tho.

Honestly i have never even been to Pine Tree. I frequent Happiness, CHM, Kison, Rejuve, Top Spa and Tokyo Spa on rotation. Been to Hula Girls a couple dozen times, but havent been there lately. Ive been to Nirvana and Roses a few times, but i have never been to Pine Tree. Question: Where exactly is Pine Tree anyway? Thanks.

I don't think you will like Christy at Pine Tree or at least she won't make your ongoing rotation because she does not offer BBFS. All of the girls on your rotation offer BBFS.

[HiPickle]

Question: Where exactly is Pine Tree anyway? Thanks.

Off keeaumoku St. Drive mauka past Rycroft, first right after that in the back, you drive up a ramp around the keeaumoku supermarket. Kinda nice out of the way spot. There's a car tinting place next door had a car tinted there few years ago, I thought ooh, nice waiting "room" while gettin a tint. LOL. I've only been to pine tree once. My very first mongering experience on the islands, there was a very hot provider there 2010 or so. I've not been back since as the service level there tanked for many. Heard good things about the Viet girl though.