Massage Parlor Reports

**VRooomBada** · 05-26-16 22:44

Original post was deleted but with respect to this one, tried it out a couple weeks back and was also given no extras. I also got the $65 rate but no frequent flyer card. Asked about table shower. They don't have one. Anyone else have any luck here?

Hey fellas, long time listener first time caller here.

There's a new spot that opened in the printers row portion of the south loop. They're currently advertising on CL. I haven't seen any reports on this place so I TOFTT.

House fee was $65 (though CL says $60). Taken to the room by a cute girl. Mid 20's I'd say. I didn't get her name. She told me to get undressed and gave me a towel, then she left the room.

I got undressed and covered my ass with the towel. She came in the room and immediately started to move the towel. For a split second this seemed like a good sign, but unfortunately she moved the towel just so she could drape it over my entire back and legs.

The massage itself was pretty good, but strictly legit. Not even the slightest hint of a tease. If my arm moved from the table so as to accidentally brush up against her it was moved right back. On the flip she massaged my neck then told me the hour was up and she was out the door.

The place is close to my apartment so I might go back if I'm looking for a legit massage, but I wouldn't expect anything else. That said, they were handing out cards showing how many times you've been there ($10 off your 5th massage or something like that). So maybe there's more to be had if you are a repeat customer.

**Georgiapeachs** · 05-26-16 19:05

Healthy habits is where its at!! Savannah is an absolute gorgeous little hottie and a great masseuse and I seen a couple more cuties. Very clean and calming. Awesome management. Definitely will go back!

**FrankyCando** · 05-26-16 18:32

Was in the area. On Waukegan rd. Called them up they told me they open til 10 pm. Pretty thing greeted and took my. 6 while thinking she was going to touch me.She led me to a room and wiated and a short stubby middle aged Mongolian greeted me. So so massage and amateurish he.
Gave her the usual tip bcs she seemed like she needed it.

Would not return even though she told me there are 4 other ladies bcs I don't want to insult her if she is there and I ask for other.

**Pufin5656** · 05-26-16 01:52

Originally Posted by Explorer8 [View Original Post]

Take one for the team and report back. She does seem hot!

I hit her up once a while ago and she went crazy trying to book me even gave me her Facebook hahahah.

So il just wait for someone else to go for it.

**Explorer8** · 05-25-16 08:43

Originally Posted by Pufin5656 [View Original Post]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/5601848117.html

Whats the deal with her I see her a lot would to try her but idk if she's legit.

Take one for the team and report back. She does seem hot!

**IdiotBoy** · 05-25-16 08:11

Originally Posted by ImSorryDave [View Original Post]

Anyone know of anyone offering Brazilian with HE closer to downtown? That's a combo that could help take the sting out of waxing.

You mean like you want your junk waxed then a he?

**Jim154** · 05-25-16 07:37

Originally Posted by Pufin5656 [View Original Post]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/5601848117.html

Whats the deal with her I see her a lot would to try her but idk if she's legit.

She was reviewed on this site maybe a month ago or so. Not sure which thread. Not remembering details either. Just remember reading a review of her, cause she looks cute and I thought of taking a drive to see her so that is why I remember.

**Pufin5656** · 05-25-16 00:08

https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/5601848117.html

Whats the deal with her I see her a lot would to try her but idk if she's legit.

**PwnLife** · 05-24-16 16:45

Had a dream of seeing Angel. $80 for an hour. Only girl working in mornings, she mentioned some other girl in school comes in the afternoon. But wouldn't give any name or info, guessing she's younger being in school but I can only go in the mornings.

35 ish, skinny, face 5/10, acup.

Ok oily massage. Reach under, let me roam otc a bit. Flip, and she asked if I wanted massage "there". "of course!" No negotiation. She Lifted shirt and dropped skirt for me. Happy is probably the limit here. Just curtains for doors in the rooms. Left happy. Gave regular tip.

**ImSorryDave** · 05-24-16 00:16

Anyone know of anyone offering Brazilian with HE closer to downtown? That's a combo that could help take the sting out of waxing.

Originally Posted by MaxTip40 [View Original Post]

Went for a massage 1. 5 hr for $ Hands down one of the best I have ever had. The first time I went it was legit, but it was so worth it I went again the next week. Very cautious but extra relief is available. Older but in shape and nice rack.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/5593814432.html

Long time lurker and monger so I'll start helping with some info I have gathered.

**MaxTip40** · 05-22-16 19:05

Went for a massage 1. 5 hr for $ Hands down one of the best I have ever had. The first time I went it was legit, but it was so worth it I went again the next week. Very cautious but extra relief is available. Older but in shape and nice rack.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/5593814432.html

Long time lurker and monger so I'll start helping with some info I have gathered.

**JBravos** · 05-21-16 21:24

They used to have some very good Euro talent there, but I never got anything more than a massage from the non-asian girls, although it was early in my mongering days so who knows with the tricks I have now what could have been!

Originally Posted by Confucius [View Original Post]

You sure about that?

I'll leave it at that!

**Whisper2000** · 05-19-16 22:59

Good legit massage. Can someone PM me if they've had success with more?

**Avg Joe** · 05-19-16 20:22

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...CcR-Qb4yPxGPuw It is a little naive to think that the AMP busts only happen in the burbs. In this article not only did the Chicago police bust the AMP, they were physically and verbally abusive to the woman. When I first started going to the AMP's out here in the burbs, I was worried too about getting busted. Now I could give a crap. If you read the police reports from all of the suburban AMP busts in the last few months, you will see that Uncle LEO sends in an undercover and then they bust the girls. They are after the girls and not the Mongers. SaintChuck.

Chicago not only utilizes the police to close down AMP's but they are also now using city building inspectors to harass the owners. I personally know 2 owners who closed up shop and moved out of the city because of this.

The scenario is this, a building inspector enters a spa and finds numerous code violations which need to repaired. The inspector then writes up a citation to be given to the owner allowing a certain period of time with which to correct the violations. The owner then pays someone to make the repairs then calls the inspector who returns to check the repairs but then finds more violations and so writes up another citation and the process repeats itself. This can cost an owner a lot of money and after the one I knew had 3 separate citations within 1 year costing him over $15,000 in repairs decided to close and re-open elsewhere. The other owner had 2 citations 6 months apart that would have cost her over $20,000.

What a waste of resources.