BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[LookingForLefty]

Take the age thing out of your mind for this one. Now just think of that ad being placed on BP by the police to bust men for solicitation. That's how I read it. And I guess after reading the prior posts I was wrong. Sure helps to explain your posts sometimes.

Don't answer BP or CL ads. You are just setting yourself up for trouble. If you are trying to find your unicorns through online advertising you are just fooling yourself. Many of you know all about the misery I am leading to.

Disease, robbed, depression, getting arrested, issues that lead to divorce, enabling drug dealers, drug users, and human trafficking. Even the horrible memories that cannot be erased. Like going to see Big Red in Satan's basement.

I've been there, done that, and have emotional scars that have left me severely depressed. What lead me to a life of mongering? Started out as a rejected, shy nerd, who had to take the ugly girl to the prom. All the other guys got cool girlfriends. I was 18 before I got my first HJ. My first few attempts at intercourse resulted in ED. How embarrassing.

Then I discovered SWs. They didn't give a crap I looked like a nerd. Many were really nice, helped me relax, told me I was handsome, and such. I think they felt sorry for me. The first few took their time and give me lovemaking tips.

Probably just got lucky because I have met some horrible SWs since. Then I discovered AMPs. Now for the first time I get to have real sexual intercourse, with attractive, skinny women. Didn't develop any social skills because few could speak English.

Then CL and BP came along. Yes I did call them. I probably enjoyed the company more than anything. When they came to visit I treated them like anyone else coming over. Snacks and treats, showed interest in them, and listened to all the drama in their lives. I made many friendships that I somewhat still have. Heck I still get Christmas cards from a few of them.

Now I have confidence. After a couple of years I'd screwed more women than most guys do in a lifetime. I felt I could approach any woman with confidence. Rejection was no big deal. Rejection to me was that I will just nail her at a later time. She will eventually come around.

I'd like to practice my flirting skills on married women. They of course turned me down. But getting turned down by a married women is expected so I never felt hurt. Fifty percent of all marriages fail. So guess who they call after the papers are filed? The guy who paid attention to them. Wow, I fucked a lot of married women.

Ok, sorry for rambling. I just want to encourage you fellows to steer clear of doing illegal activities. If there are drugs, pimps, minors, trafficked women involved, please don't do business with them. If you get caught, you deserve it. Same goes for STDs, divorces, stalkers, and all the other bad stuff. You brought it on yourself.

For me, I'm ok with seeing a UTR that is sincerely trying to take care of her children, go to school, etc. I'm ok with seeing an AMP provider or CMT who is not trafficking women, but they own their own shop.

If you want to meet women on dating sites, divorced courts, waiting rooms, that's just practicing your social skills. But if you are driving though the hood goosenecking around looking for address, or pulling into a no-tel on S. 27th, you have a problem.

[ScooterAllCity]

What do you mean "an ad like this one"? What about the ad indicates jailbait? If you mean you responded to this ad and something seems sketchy, that's another story, but you said never answer an ad like this one, and to me it looks like 95% of the ads on backpage, and it says she is 25 so I don't understand where you are getting jailbait.

Take the age thing out of your mind for this one. Now just think of that ad being placed on BP by the police to bust men for solicitation. That's how I read it. And I guess after reading the prior posts I was wrong. Sure helps to explain your posts sometimes.

[Power House]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...s-out/15510819 I saw this young lady, about a week ago. Location was Palmer and Keefe Ave. She is really nice, her place was clean and she was too. Everything covered. The location is not a good one. The damage was. 90, no rushing, she made me feel very comfortable. I had a great time, will repeat, but in a different location. She knows how to move her ass. I love her on top.

[DieselMike]

Read ad first sentence. "don't be catfished". Guys I never had this happen explain catfished. I will try anything once.

"catfished" = fake pics, false profile, etc.

[Power House]

Ad looks as legit as any other on BP. Am I missing something?

Yes, it was a set up. I was asked who was I looking for at the door by a very larger AA. I simple said wrong room. Put my hands in my pockets and walked away slowly. I could tell he was sizing me up, but I'm not a little guy. Sorry about the confusion.

[HornyBald341]

What do you mean "an ad like this one"? What about the ad indicates jailbait? If you mean you responded to this ad and something seems sketchy, that's another story, but you said never answer an ad like this one, and to me it looks like 95% of the ads on backpage, and it says she is 25 so I don't understand where you are getting jailbait.

Read ad first sentence. "don't be catfished". Guys I never had this happen explain catfished. I will try anything once.

[DieselMike]

What do you mean "an ad like this one"? What about the ad indicates jailbait? If you mean you responded to this ad and something seems sketchy, that's another story, but you said never answer an ad like this one, and to me it looks like 95% of the ads on backpage, and it says she is 25 so I don't understand where you are getting jailbait.

Ad looks as legit as any other on BP. Am I missing something?

[MKEhe]

I tried the breast feeding. It was super awkward for me. Mil was super sweet almost like honey. She's fine with fondling of breast while it happens. She told me about massage when I was leaving. So I can't offer any info on that part. She's attractive and has nice chest, however demeanor was more caring than flirting.

Thanks. I was mostly trying to find out if I'd be able to get a massage from her with an HE with maybe some feeding in the process, but with her long ass time to respond I just told her never mind because I wasn't trying to have her texting me back whenever she felt like it and I was with company. Plus from your report it doesn't seem like I would be getting what I was looking for anyways. Thanks for the info.

[MKEhe]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...l-dyi/15587238

Never ever answer an ad, like this one. Just a tip. I personally experienced.

What do you mean "an ad like this one"? What about the ad indicates jailbait? If you mean you responded to this ad and something seems sketchy, that's another story, but you said never answer an ad like this one, and to me it looks like 95% of the ads on backpage, and it says she is 25 so I don't understand where you are getting jailbait.

[NewtonBomb]

My thoughts to OFG. I just checked out her ad, I about died laughing as she posted a link to her amazon wish list. LMAO! Who the hell would buy her these things. 93 k ring, 550.00 hair dryer LMAO!

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...18590/15530782

http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishl..._ZEuixbR87H93K



LMAO at this one http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PXM4AIS/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1EYWHV88L42YD&coliid=IROU3WBZGLTGT

There's one born every minute is the line that comes to mind. She is hot, and never having met the lady, I can't say anything about her level of "class", but it looks like she's the one looking for a unicorn. I don't think she's going to find one around here. Maybe she can find an NBA player or an MLB guy. Hell, she could move operations north and shoot for some NFL money. That list is 60 items long and I didn't look for a total, but you usually don't get what you don't ask for. If you're paying attention, you'll get her real name from the list. That should help if your trying to find a FB angle on her.

[OlderFunGuy]

My thoughts to OFG. I just checked out her ad, I about died laughing as she posted a link to her amazon wish list. LMAO! Who the hell would buy her these things. 93 k ring, 550.00 hair dryer LMAO!

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...18590/15530782

http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishl..._ZEuixbR87H93K



LMAO at this one http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PXM4AIS/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1EYWHV88L42YD&coliid=IROU3WBZGLTGT

Good thing my Social Security check is coming on Monday so I can pop for the pendant but can't quite swing the ring!!

[Mucsea]

Dakota is now Nessa Woods. I saw her twice when she first started out. At the time, she was 120/ half. Texted back and forth with her last night and she is now at 180/ half, 300/ hour. While she certainly is a great looking lady and a good time, I am not into those rates http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...woods/15530782.

My thoughts to OFG. I just checked out her ad, I about died laughing as she posted a link to her amazon wish list. LMAO! Who the hell would buy her these things. 93 k ring, 550.00 hair dryer LMAO!

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...18590/15530782

http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishl..._ZEuixbR87H93K



LMAO at this one http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PXM4AIS/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1EYWHV88L42YD&coliid=IROU3WBZGLTGT

[VeineDShaft]

I know I don't post enough. But have a few UTR's that keep me busy, but this was a mistake?

I was doing some searching and found this post. I was thinking about this one for a while and was about to pull the trigger.

With that said, would anyone care to elaborate?

Vein.

[Power House]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...l-dyi/15587238

Never ever answer an ad, like this one. Just a tip. I personally experienced.

[Guinness11]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...ssage/15456800

Her ad says text only so I texted her asking about her rates. Took about an hour to respond, and she told me 100 for a HH of breastfeeding, and that a massage was 50 for HH and 100 for the H. She also mentioned that the massage was deep tissue and professional.

I asked about combining a massage and breastfeeding and hasn't responded and it has been a long time. Not sure if she is just spacey or if she is flaking.

Anybody have any info on her? I have never done this, mostly looking into it out of curiosity, I'll try anything once. If anybody has seen her and gotten the massage, I'd love to know how professional it is, and whether she'd be topless for it. Also, is the whole breastfeeding thing super awkward? I have always wondered how it tastes.

I tried the breast feeding. It was super awkward for me. Mil was super sweet almost like honey. She's fine with fondling of breast while it happens. She told me about massage when I was leaving. So I can't offer any info on that part. She's attractive and has nice chest, however demeanor was more caring than flirting.