Massage Parlor Reports

[AhardLanding]

Went for a visit Sunday mid-day at HT and was offered Coco.

As soon as she came in the room, I knew something was off. She was rude, kinda stumbling like she was drunk or on some serious drugs.

Constantly complaining. Didn't offer a normal quick back rub.

Just kept waving her hand for me to take off my clothes like a crazy person.

I should have just left at this point, but didn't.

She didn't want me to touch myself.

She played back and wanted me to enter her, but I wouldn't even get close though to touch her and she would start acting like she was in pain.

She finally just gave me a quick HJ while throwing kleenex on the floor, like a whole box of them, it was really weird.

I finally just left. I'm a nice, clean decent looking guy so I don't know what was going on. I have never had this experience there, but doubt I will ever go back after this.

I should have tried to get my money back but it was so freaky I just wanted out.

Beware.

Thin with bleached (obviously) blonde hair and tatts? Yes, she is psycho. To be avoided. Actually, since the mama-san went to Puenta, I have visited three times and been unimpressed. Maybe time to try Green Spa or Palmtree.

[AhardLanding]

You must have walked right by it, its only half a mile from where Ace was.

North or south side of Garvey?

Got a cross street from RTFF. Will look again this weekend (probably).

[Pantera5133]

Saw Yumi at Puente a few weeks ago based on reviews here and on RM. Really great session for an AMP, no real massage to speak of. Straight to business when she walked in. $. 5/ door + $100. Was hoping only $. 35 at the door, but Mamasan wouldn't budge.

Went to place where Jennifer is supposed to work on Garvey / Seaman. She wasn't there or was busy, so I got some other 30's /40's provider (don't remember her name, possible baby damage). $. 35 door +$100. Had to make a big case just to get a toothy BBBJ (it was awful) and terrible CFS (no BBFS).

[Skylineseason]

Cici from High Card is back to 123.

[Fxguy]

Went for a visit Sunday mid-day at HT and was offered Coco.

As soon as she came in the room, I knew something was off. She was rude, kinda stumbling like she was drunk or on some serious drugs.

Constantly complaining. Didn't offer a normal quick back rub.

Just kept waving her hand for me to take off my clothes like a crazy person.

I should have just left at this point, but didn't.

She didn't want me to touch myself.

She played back and wanted me to enter her, but I wouldn't even get close though to touch her and she would start acting like she was in pain.

She finally just gave me a quick HJ while throwing kleenex on the floor, like a whole box of them, it was really weird.

I finally just left. I'm a nice, clean decent looking guy so I don't know what was going on. I have never had this experience there, but doubt I will ever go back after this.

I should have tried to get my money back but it was so freaky I just wanted out.

Beware.

[Just_Shat]

What exactly is farmerworker shaped?

Stout body, not curvy, looks like someone working the fields / rice patty.

[Apex31]

Still can't find this place. Walked west on Garvey from Ace for about a mile so gave up and went to 123 for Ellie, which was nice.

You must have walked right by it, its only half a mile from where Ace was.

[Pcpc1688]

She provided BBFS and CIP the very first time you visited? I hope that is just a belated April Fools joke.

That's what she does if you desire. Lucy did it and many others.

PC out.

[AhardLanding]

Chanel at Puente. Amazing body, standard sweet girl K girl service.

Ellie at HT. Spinner, gave me about 20 minutes, not recommended, not going back to this place.

The short haired blonde dyed woman who works in Lulu's place in Arcadia. Not recommended. Total jackhammer and rush job.

[AhardLanding]

What exactly is farmerworker shaped?

The same mall as King Taco.

[Kajispam]

After not being able to see CiCi / Lisa or another Backpage booker who put in the ad Monterey Park / Alhambra yet their location is in Downey. I found myself in South Elmonte on Garvey. Went to go see the Chinese farmworker shaped body of the girl from room six who apparently goes by the name Coco now. Paid for a half-hour got an hour-long session with massage in the beginning then CBJ CFS to completion and postcoital massage for the remaining half hour. Left her. 6 and she told me that she now requires $ and next time I have to bring $. If that's the case I probably will not be back to this budget MP. I like that I could get an MP experience for $100 out the door.

What exactly is farmerworker shaped?

[Just_Shat]

After not being able to see CiCi / Lisa or another Backpage booker who put in the ad Monterey Park / Alhambra yet their location is in Downey. I found myself in South Elmonte on Garvey. Went to go see the Chinese farmworker shaped body of the girl from room six who apparently goes by the name Coco now. Paid for a half-hour got an hour-long session with massage in the beginning then CBJ CFS to completion and postcoital massage for the remaining half hour. Left her. 6 and she told me that she now requires $ and next time I have to bring $. If that's the case I probably will not be back to this budget MP. I like that I could get an MP experience for $100 out the door.

[AhardLanding]

First stop was Healthy Foot & Body Massage to see Jennifer. .

Still can't find this place. Walked west on Garvey from Ace for about a mile so gave up and went to 123 for Ellie, which was nice.

[Caribe]

Sorry, I tried and forgot about it. I guess because I was not impressed. Clean new place. Small room. I can't remember her name but she was a muffin topped middle-aged Vietnamese woman who gave a good legit massage.

The Dream mamasan was there and hyped up my provider as the best and sexiest. Same old mamasan. After she asked if I loved the massage and she said to come back. I'll get the same girl.

Like most places, this one offers HE. Just get the right girl. Mine was Chinese and Tina or something. Sorry, she was kind of flakey so I wasn't paying much attention to what she was saying. She was skinny and taller with loose permed hair that went to her lower neck. The massage on my back was rudimentary. I flipped after 40 minutes and sh acted surprised that my pole was erect. She said something incoherrent about giving it some attention. She used plenty of oil and finished me. After cleanup. She massaged my scalp.

[Dildo Baggens]

I stopped going there because of the consent up sell. They also lacked any kind of enthusiasm.

I drive around and get some lunch. Then drive around some more; this is my first time visiting this part of LA so I go exploring.

After a couple hours I go to Sunshine. I drive into the back and spot a tall and thin Chinese girl talking on her phone. She is dressed in a short pink dress with flipflops. I go in and another girl tells me to go to the front to pay.

I ask for 30 minutes and get charged $25.

The receptionist walks me to the room, in the hall I see a few of the girls working there, they are average to above average in looks but nothing amazing. I get in the room and before I start to undress, the girl that I saw standing outside comes into the room. I get naked and lay on the bed.

She starts with a very nice massage for about 10 minutes, I am having muscle tension from stress so it actually felt very good.

After 10 minutes, I say ok and turn over, she points to my "special purpose" and asks if I want a massage there; I ask "do you do everything?" she replies by giving me a sly smile. I ask how much and she says $140. I try to talk her down to $100, but she is really insistent on more. We end up at $120.

She leaves the room and comes back with supplies. She gets on the bed with me and puts on what I think is the thickest condom I've ever felt.

She starts with a weak BJ, the condom is so thick I hardly feel anything, with her body on the table I start touching her body. I try to slip a finger in there, but its so tight I can hardly go in. I tell her I am ready and we start FS. Start with Mish and finish with doggy.

She is very tight and gets very wet, but the condom is so thick that I don't feel very much which allowed me to go longer than I normally can, but after about 15 minutes I finish.

She cleans me up, I get dressed and am on my way.

Review: Kind of expensive, at $145, I think I will only try it one more time to get a very nice looking girl that I saw as I was leaving, but other than that I don't think I will be back.