Massage Parlor Reports

[DutchTreat]

I am guessing it's the MP that advertises on BP with the tag line "Nuru guru's". Never tried it.

The gurus? More details please.

[Ihaschzbrgr]

I know everyone is still on the effandsee train, but I had an appetite for something different. Stopped by the gurus today, since haven't been there for a bit.

As I enter, there is a cute latina girl in a tight black dress, she was ok, wouldn't have minded if I ended up with her. Old favorite is not there anymore. So I just took the luck of the draw, and boy did I get lucky. Drew a girl smoking hot white / latina chick named Lily, early 20's, petite with nice bee puppies. Damn was she sexiest little thing. Standard procedure there with a great finish. There are a few reviews of her on are them, but according to other reviews the talent here is exceptional. Will have to stop by here more often.

The gurus? More details please.

[Skinny Dugan]

Two exit for SJC off the freeway with recently new ramp construction completed in 2015. Congested area on weekends. Providers at 40/60 range?

Second exit puts you right there.

30 min = 40 + 40.

For that price Lakeshore is waaaaay better.

[Sound7]

Two exit for SJC off the freeway with recently new ramp construction completed in 2015. Congested area on weekends. Providers at 40/60 range?

I was in SJC a few days ago and decided to try a new spot on my radar. Just off the freeway in the Vons shopping center is L S. Very clean looking in a busy strip mall near an ice cream shop. Lots of kids running around. It's ok because this place looks super legit and classy.

I saw some ads on BP so I had an idea that this could be a are&T joint. I was given Rhoda. She is cute, but not a rockstar like some of the V girls. This girl is shy and quiet. She looks like she is in the wrong business. She is petite, has a nice butt and zero tits hiding under a very padded bra.

Her massage is more pushing on the muscles rather than massaging. No complaints because I enjoyed it.

On the flip I caressed her butt w / o complaining but I got the brush off when I went for the boobs. She wore yoga pants but more of a smock for the top. Not sexy and impossible to get my hand into.

She is cute, but way more can be had elsewhere. I really don't recommend. Near by Ortega is always nice, but if you like a little more bang for your buck try Life's Key or even Touch Of Excellence.

Life's Key gave me a sweat hog and shorted me with some coupon bull crap. I couldn't get into that fatty so I was ready to bail. Sounds like there are better there now.

[Skinny Dugan]

I was in SJC a few days ago and decided to try a new spot on my radar. Just off the freeway in the Vons shopping center is L S. Very clean looking in a busy strip mall near an ice cream shop. Lots of kids running around. It's ok because this place looks super legit and classy.

I saw some ads on BP so I had an idea that this could be a are&T joint. I was given Rhoda. She is cute, but not a rockstar like some of the V girls. This girl is shy and quiet. She looks like she is in the wrong business. She is petite, has a nice butt and zero tits hiding under a very padded bra.

Her massage is more pushing on the muscles rather than massaging. No complaints because I enjoyed it.

On the flip I caressed her butt w / o complaining but I got the brush off when I went for the boobs. She wore yoga pants but more of a smock for the top. Not sexy and impossible to get my hand into.

She is cute, but way more can be had elsewhere. I really don't recommend. Near by Ortega is always nice, but if you like a little more bang for your buck try Life's Key or even Touch Of Excellence.

Life's Key gave me a sweat hog and shorted me with some coupon bull crap. I couldn't get into that fatty so I was ready to bail. Sounds like there are better there now.

[DemAmpCamp]

I know everyone is still on the effandsee train, but I had an appetite for something different. Stopped by the gurus today, since haven't been there for a bit.

As I enter, there is a cute latina girl in a tight black dress, she was ok, wouldn't have minded if I ended up with her. Old favorite is not there anymore. So I just took the luck of the draw, and boy did I get lucky. Drew a girl smoking hot white / latina chick named Lily, early 20's, petite with nice bee puppies. Damn was she sexiest little thing. Standard procedure there with a great finish. There are a few reviews of her on are them, but according to other reviews the talent here is exceptional. Will have to stop by here more often.

[StarGalaxy]

Is that behind the FS?

Hey CMH,

Hopefully what you stated in your post is true. So, I am giving you the link below. Hope you can find it from there.

Mondo.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/h-salt-esqui...ps-westminster

[Jw112]

The uncle is watching Pescado today. Be careful if you guys want to monger there.

I think we should refrain from giving out any details about this place.

Unmarked special unit was there watching about 10 days ago when I was coming out. Between you, me, and the other guy here who posted the same thing 3 of us have seen this. I wish everyone could have been a bit more conservative with giving out so much detail on location to anyone who asks.

[OldAsiaHand]

The uncle is watching Pescado today. Be careful if you guys want to monger there.

I think we should refrain from giving out any details about this place.

I reckon the damage is done. Too many fine details posted already. I am certain that LE is aware of exactly what is going on in there. The reason they don't raid the place is a complete mystery to me.

I hope I am wrong but I think this party will end soon. We have had a good run at the best value BBBJ and BBFS in OC.

Just my POV.

OAH.

[BigBadWolf1]

You're a much better man than me, Mondo. I was going to tell him to scroll back a few pages and at least make an effort! BTW, there was something very fishy about his posr. LOL.

Dutch.

I was going to tell him it not worth all the hype. I was there yesterday for the third time. I say three strikes and I am out. Yes, I received a BBBJCIM from Mimi and has soon has I deposited my load I couldn't get dressed fast enough. But hey, if old unattractive Asian women are your thing, go for it. For me I will be spending a little extra for the young pretty girls that are out there. You know what they say, you can't unsee that.

[DutchTreat]

You're a much better man than me, Mondo. I was going to tell him to scroll back a few pages and at least make an effort! BTW, there was something very fishy about his posr. LOL.

Dutch.

Hey CMH,

Hopefully what you stated in your post is true. So, I am giving you the link below. Hope you can find it from there.

Mondo.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/h-salt-esqui...ps-westminster

[Mondo72]

Hi guys. I used to be an active user in here. But damn, I forgot my user name and password. You guys have been talking about fish and chip and the cim experience. Damn, I have tried cim only once in a massage parlor place in San Gabriel / rosemead area. And it felt super good and I always wish to try it again. Hearing you guys talk about this place offering cim. I want to try so bad. I yelped, I Googled, I tried other search engines but it seemed to be no result.

I know the rule here. I had beein in this forum for quite a while. I will share some of my experience I had around gg area. Please let me know what fish and chip is. So I could try.

Hey CMH,

Hopefully what you stated in your post is true. So, I am giving you the link below. Hope you can find it from there.

Mondo.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/h-salt-esqui...ps-westminster

[GreenBud]

Please let me know what fish and chip is. So I could try.

Corner of Westminster and Springdale, in the mini-mall where H Salt Fish & Chips is located at.

This site (at least for LA / Orange County) doesn't seem to have helpful contributors. People write "Penthouse Forum" stuff without specifics, and then want to trade. WTF! IMO, this site is supposed to be a free exchange of ideas and information.

on another website (that is also a sponser here) the Mongers have asked to tone down the reviews, if not stop them all together. I agree that this location is getting a lot of "press" and I don't think any of us want to lose it.

IMO, I don't think LE is that stupid. They know about all these massage parlors. But, IMO, it takes too much effort to shut it down, especially the ones that follow the "Korean" model. At this place, the girls will do the deed first without asking for tip. Plus the girls don't speak English. It will be tough to bust them.

[CryMoarHoar]

Best post I read!!

I normally curtail my FS activities when my SO, who frequently travels on business, is in town. We typically have sex a couple times per week, so if I were to ever pick up a bug from my AMP exploits, I would be able to treat it while she was gone. But I broke my rules on Saturday after SO and I had a fight.

I took off to spend the day by myself with no set plans in mind. But after having lunch and a few drinks, I thought it was high time to finally experience fish & chips. Honestly, after having read so much about it, I hadn't previously been interested in going there since the providers are older than I like -- but the mid-day booze buzz changed my optics.

Once there, I walk in, hand mama $40 and ask for Anna, but I am told Anna is busy. Mama then takes me into the big room to choose Mimi or Lena. It's like walking into a movie theatre that's so dark you can't see who is sitting in the seats, but my eyes adjust enough to see a shorter haired girl sitting on one of the massage tables by the wall, and a longer haired girl sleeping on the bed next to her.

Although I still couldn't see very well, something about the longer haired sleeping girl appealed to me, and I later learned she was Lena. Mama escorted me to a private room in back, with the curtain not fully extending to the floor. I quickly stripped, sat on the edge of the bed.

When Lena walks in, junior and I stand up to greet her, and she immediately starts DFK. Well okay then. Then she has me lay down, and after about 30 seconds of BBBJ, she comes up for air, looks into my eyes and says, "Condom"? Not functioning will 100% mental clarity, I wasn't sure whether she was asking me if I brought one, or if she was asking if she should get one. I say no, and she smiles and leaves the room. Hmmm.

The private room is near the bathroom, and I hear Lena in there for a few minutes with the water running and the toilet flushing a couple of times. Then she returns, drops her pants and starts in on the BBBJ again while I slip her panties off and play with her ass and fur burger.

As Lena's pussy gets soaked, in one quick move she climbs on top of me, grabs my southern soldier and shoves him on in. Any concern I might normally have had at that time about doing it BB was fully mitigated by the previously consumed cocktails. Now this is where it gets amusing.

Lena is making some crazy "I'm being fucked so good" faces with her eyes alternating between wide open and tightly shut, and her mouth is agape while gasping and muttering incomprehensible words. Got to say that it feels great being unencumbered by a raincoat, so the fact that she's not a looker isn't bothering me. Although she has limited English, some of her soft muttering soon becomes identifiable as, "I love you, I love you, I love you. " Now this is weird, but in a way it's good because I am almost ready to pop, and hearing this diverts my attention and slows me down.

Even though her moaning "I love you" repeatedly is a little distracting, she is clearly enjoying herself, and so am I. So I flip her over for mish and more DFK, then get up in the push-up position to jackhammer my way into CIP.

At this point, Lena is clenching my butt cheeks, not letting me go, so I just stay inside her and we just make out. Later, after I soften up and slip out, she wants to cuddle. What the hell, go with the flow.

Here we are lying on our sides, face-to-face, with my hand on her ass and her hand cupping my balls, and before I know it, we both doze off. It's probably not more than a few minutes before I awaken to her softly snoring, which is crazy because she sounds just like my SO when she's in a deep slumber.

So I start lightly fingering her starfish to wake her back up, and before you know she's back at more BBBJ -- getting me hard enough for round two. The problem is, that little nap we had after my explosive pop, coupled with the lingering effects of the booze, makes a second pop out of the realm at this time.

But because she is wet, I am able to plunge away with only a semi-bone, but then junior loses interest and I pull out. However, Lena is relentless. "You drink, right? She asks after kissing me again. I confessed and she scolds "No drink next time, more fun okay?" I say sure and then climb on top of her face 69 style and have her lick my balls and taint while I play with, and lick, her little man in the boat.

Then, after one more round of humping without popping, I figure enough is enough and it is time to bounce. Lena brings mop-up towels and uses them to do a thorough cleaning of Mr. Happy. While I'm dressing, she kisses me more and says "You come back soon and ask for me, Lena, okay. " At least she didn't say "I love you again. ".

On a more-than-amusing side note, as Lena is toweling me up, I notice that the quilt we had been humping on is emblazoned with an large graphic of Mother Mary holding Baby Jesus. Right on the cum zone.

Knowing I was heading home to my SO, and that my session with Lena was so sweaty and juicy, I stopped by the gym to shower first. When I got home, SO was in an apologetic mood, which would normally lead to make-up sex. Fortunately, though, she had started her period, which will give me some breathing room for a few days.

Not sure whether or not I'll head back to see Lena or her friends again, but if I do, it would be after my SO leaves town again. Just a bit too risky sharing all those bodily fluids, despite the thrill ride.

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[CryMoarHoar]

I have greatly reduced my visits to mp lately. Well, it's expensive to be a regular visitor to those places. There are three places I want to share with you guys. Yes, three.

1. The place in the corner of edinger / Euclid.

This place has been new and I have been passing this place all the time. Before I went to haircut one day, I was thinking, man, my dick was itchy, let me go find some ladies.

Upon entering, since it was an early morning, they just began the day.

Pretty standard, . 4 entry fee, entered a dark room, like dark, very dark.

A lady with nice breasts came in and gave me back massage, it was better than I expected. Lots of attention on the crotch area. Who wouldn't like it?

Turned over, she kept using fingertips to tease me. I enjoyed it. HE. She let me touch on her at least 36 the breasts and nipples. She seemed to enjoy it. Finished. Overall I would give 7 out of 10. But I could find something better.

2. A. Place on magnolia / hazard Named VIP.

This place only offers standard massage. To me, the girls never asked if I wanted extra. Well, does not matter.

To me, I enjoyed massage as well. This is my go to place for massage only. If I feel sore on my back, I will definitely come here.

Massage from this place is 9 out of 10. Do you guys know if this place offered HE as well?

I later found out on other websites that this place offers HE as well. Correct me if I am wrong. I never got HE here.

3. Ez massage on bolsa.

Some Chinese ladies here. They are not young, their faces don't look attractive, but who cares when lights are off and you are getting a HE.

Relatively cheap. I have got a HE in here for only. 2.

Good HE skills as well, but do not expect to get a good massage from here.