The Rat Trap

[JackMeOfff]

You're the ass clown that left the donation behind with that drunk alcoholic marina. Yet you say I have a problem? First off you're not even a street walker monger. You're no real monger at all which is why you are NOT welcome in the street walker thread. You say I treat these skanks on Paradise Trail poorly? You fucking right I do!! These beitches will take full advantage of you if you show any type of weakness. They are hired by me to perform a job. If they don't perform then they don't get fuckin paid AND they are immediately kicked out the vehicle! I will pull over on I4 and put a beitch out if she act's out. There job is to SUCK dick and BALLS! And to spread there fucking pussy and asshole wide! That's there fucking job! I want my money's worth for the 22 bucks I am paying. LOL! These hoes ain't loyal! I ain't trying to marry they ass! They need strong discipline!! You asshole are in the WRONG hobby!!

Chris5.

You are one classy gent.

[Chris5]

With all due respect Chris, You have a horrible attitude and the way you treat the ladies is astoundingly wrong. Just because they walk the streets does not mean they deserve to be treated poorly. The thread for street walkers is undoubtedly very good reading, that much I will give you. Your foul mouth in private messages to mongers that simply just want to ask you a question is uncalled for. You are very good at street walkers but I feel sorry for some of these girls that get in your vehicle. You sir should learn some manner. Your main guy's on that thread should help these new mongers because you simply won't. Is being a jerk really satisfying for you?

You're the ass clown that left the donation behind with that drunk alcoholic marina. Yet you say I have a problem? First off you're not even a street walker monger. You're no real monger at all which is why you are NOT welcome in the street walker thread. You say I treat these skanks on Paradise Trail poorly? You fucking right I do!! These beitches will take full advantage of you if you show any type of weakness. They are hired by me to perform a job. If they don't perform then they don't get fuckin paid AND they are immediately kicked out the vehicle! I will pull over on I4 and put a beitch out if she act's out. There job is to SUCK dick and BALLS! And to spread there fucking pussy and asshole wide! That's there fucking job! I want my money's worth for the 22 bucks I am paying. LOL! These hoes ain't loyal! I ain't trying to marry they ass! They need strong discipline!! You asshole are in the WRONG hobby!!

Chris5.

[JackMeOfff]

The street walker thread continues to be the most popular thread on the Orlando Board, unfortunately we have more and more newbies on our thread that are very lazy and feel they are entitled to all intel and digits. The Whining and complaining must stop. This shows me personally how lazy and stupid you motherfuckers really are! I personally get private messages all the time from you clowns begging me for Intel and digits and asking me all type of DUMB ass questions. Now for the most part I completely ignore all messages sent to me. I will not be taken advantage of for my talent and skills by you lazy unworthy cocksuckers. For those of you that choose not to want to communicate with me, FINE!! Kiss my ass!

Chris5.

With all due respect Chris, You have a horrible attitude and the way you treat the ladies is astoundingly wrong. Just because they walk the streets does not mean they deserve to be treated poorly. The thread for street walkers is undoubtedly very good reading, that much I will give you. Your foul mouth in private messages to mongers that simply just want to ask you a question is uncalled for. You are very good at street walkers but I feel sorry for some of these girls that get in your vehicle. You sir should learn some manner. Your main guy's on that thread should help these new mongers because you simply won't. Is being a jerk really satisfying for you?

[Chris5]

The street walker thread continues to be the most popular thread on the Orlando Board, unfortunately we have more and more newbies on our thread that are very lazy and feel they are entitled to all intel and digits. The Whining and complaining must stop. This shows me personally how lazy and stupid you motherfuckers really are! I personally get private messages all the time from you clowns begging me for Intel and digits and asking me all type of DUMB ass questions. Now for the most part I completely ignore all messages sent to me. I will not be taken advantage of for my talent and skills by you lazy unworthy cocksuckers. For those of you that choose not to want to communicate with me, FINE!! Kiss my ass!

Chris5.

[TrailHunter]

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LOL.

TrailHunter.

[Chris5]

Geez Sissy, from where is all this hostility coming? You are just about the saddest, most pathetic IDIOT in the Rat Trap.

Yeah, I was hiding out. I don't really like coming to the Rat Trap anymore because every time I do, you want to suck my cock.

ROTFLOL!

This is my last response to you Chrissy. You're just not worth my time.

Run away you faggot ass coward.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Your intense bro! Were you the road rage driver I encountered the other day? Save the passion for the girls brother!!

It probably was his scary ass. This monger has anger issues and definitely is NOT a fan of Chris5.

Chris5.

[Yragyrag]

YragFag I thought you were fucking dead you cocksucking low life piece of fucking shit! You remind me of the toilet paper I wipe my ass with after taking a HUGE shit! Dirty paper that immediately gets flushed down the toilet!! No one misses you here asshole! Take your GAY, faggot, cocksucking skills the fuck out of the RAT TRAP!

I hope you burn in hell asswipe!

Chris5.

Geez Sissy, from where is all this hostility coming? You are just about the saddest, most pathetic IDIOT in the Rat Trap.

Yeah, I was hiding out. I don't really like coming to the Rat Trap anymore because every time I do, you want to suck my cock.

ROTFLOL!

This is my last response to you Chrissy. You're just not worth my time.

[GeorgeMason]

A Moment of Silence Please

Or whatever your name is. Who the fuck invited you into the RAT TRAP? Go the fuck away.

Chris5.

First, since when do an invitation be needed to enter the Trap, you jizz-tongue devil you?

And next, I think Admin be the only dude who can tell folk to go away, you jizz-tongue devil you!

So you don't like him being here, you just got to put him on 'ignore', you jizz-tongue devil you.

Chriss, it amaze me how much you always talk shit with your mouth full of little twinkie-boy balls and dicks!

AND NOW ON TO SOME SERIOUS BUSINESS:

A Moment of Silence Please.

Please take break from what ever you doing today and observe a brief moment of silence in honor of Chriss' Number 1 Twinkie Boy who were layed to rest today.

Ol Chriss won't be sucking the cream filling out that twinkie-boy any more.

May he rest in peace now that Chris aint sucking his dick every 5 minutes!

Lmfao!

What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy jizz-tongue idiot that Chriss be!

[Chris5]

I offer safe and reliable services for escorts doing outcalls. My fee is normally a flat rate of 100 a night. I pay for my own gas and maintenance of my late model air conditioning vehicle. I am a strong advocate of terrific customer service. I am looking for new client's.

You really put a target on your back in this way. Should one of your clients unexpectedly fall into a sting, you the driver, will be suspected as being a pimp and will be arrested on the spot. Driver=pimp; this is not necessarily my view but how it will be perceived. Of course we are all free to make our own decisions in life.

You only charge a 100 coins a night? Are you fucking crazy? What about your time, gas, car maintenance, LEO risk, problems with clients, must needed muscle for problem clients, non stop visits to the candy man for her drug addiction and so on and so on! You are getting ripped OFF! You should be taking at minimum 50 to 60 percent of every call she does!! You have the hard job! Not her! All she has to do is spread her legs and suck a dick. You're taking all the risk!!

Chris5.

[Camera3]

Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".

Corectomundo!

C3.

[Camera3]

1. Starting 'from'.

2. still speak 'good' English.

Am I right or am I right?

You got it! Ending the sentence with a preposition and ending a sentence with an adjective (the adjective "good" when the adverb "well" is what should be used).

C3.

[Member #5409]

YES!, he does mind you asking, its none of your fuckin' business.

Your intense bro! Were you the road rage driver I encountered the other day? Save the passion for the girls brother!!

[Chris5]

Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".

YragFag I thought you were fucking dead you cocksucking low life piece of fucking shit! You remind me of the toilet paper I wipe my ass with after taking a HUGE shit! Dirty paper that immediately gets flushed down the toilet!! No one misses you here asshole! Take your GAY, faggot, cocksucking skills the fuck out of the RAT TRAP!

I hope you burn in hell asswipe!

Chris5.

[Yragyrag]

Daughter,

You made two errors. One was an error in your choice of a word and the other was a misuse of tense. In your statement "should of went" the use of the word "of" is not only incorrect but nonsensical. The correct word to use is "have. " Then, you selected the past tense when the past participle would have been the correct choice. "Should have gone" would have been the correct choice and use of words.

I then wrote a little phrase that also had two grammatical errors in it. Let's play a little game. Can you tell the class what they might have been?

What school I went to does not matter. Transformational grammar is taught starting in the 7th grade so you can drop out of school in the 9th grade and still speak English good. The USA is the country you should speak proper English in.

So, I made two grammatical errors in that last paragraph. Can you tell us what they were?

C3.

Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".