The Rat Trap

[Chris5]

I like what YOU'RE doing, sir.

Too funny.

Or whatever your name is. Who the fuck invited you into the RAT TRAP? Go the fuck away.

Chris5.

[Mosin Nagant]

I like what your doing but it's 'possessive'.

I like what YOU'RE doing, sir.

Too funny.

[Chris5]

Hey there Mr. Brains, when its poccessive its " their ", get it?

You misspelled word's you fucking retard. When criticizing my posts, at least learn how to spell asshole.

Chris5.

[PharmaGuy]

This is in blue, it's the official position of the forum.

If you post and somebody puts you on flame

1. Report the post and if they are indeed flaming you I will smack them.

2. Add them to your ignore list, problem solved, you don't ever have to see their posts again. I have hundreds of guys on my ignore list on my personal account.

3. Find more pussy.

All of the guys that say "I don't post my finds because of X" are looking for a reason to complain and in the end are hurting themselves because we give them a simple and effective way to deal with it.

A2

Hey there Mr. Brains, when its poccessive its " their ", get it?

I like what your doing but it's 'possessive'.

[No Alibis]

He or SHE will never use there REAL user handle. Easy to hide behind FAKE handles.

Chris5.

Hey there Mr. Brains, when its poccessive its " their ", get it?

[Chris5]

 I stalk you all the way from Alabama, I even go to Eclectic to get a psychic feel for you. .

Anatidaephobia.

See what I mean!! Creeper!! Use your real handle next time you chime in on one of my posts.

Swags.

He or SHE will never use there REAL user handle. Easy to hide behind FAKE handles.

Chris5.

[No Alibis]

See what I mean!! Creeper!! Use your real handle next time you chime in on one of my posts.

Swags.

😂 I stalk you all the way from Alabama, I even go to Eclectic to get a psychic feel for you. 😂.

[Chris5]

Is not for the weak and timid. If you're unsure how the TRAP work's, then you probably shouldn't fucking be here. Fags and Lesbians are not welcome! So I guess dude's like Jazrak, YragFag, AncientOne, Photohog and his cum dumpster sister and many more Orlando dude's must go to their appropriate GAY website's. Lmao.

By the way cum rag Adrianna, Can you suck my dick?

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Your jokes are weak, lame, and they fuckin suck.

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ROTFF TrailHunter.

TH you're going to make this pussy cry! LOL!

Chris5.

[No Alibis]

Just don't want to publicly announce my preference of dining. Way too many creepers. Feel me?

Swags.

Anatidaephobia.

[TrailHunter]

Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 11

1. They say men can not do two things at once. Chriss decide to test this theory by masterbating and shitting at the same time. Not only did he prove the theory wrong but he find his new favorite hobby.

2. For a long while there Chriss was like constipation. Her was not planning on coming out.

3. The first time Chriss convince his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} to go to the gay bar with Chriss, Chriss tell them they'll like it because it will be just like going to the movies. They didn't know he meant Brokeback Mountain.

4. Chriss thought his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} said they was riding the big one at Cocoa Beach. Turns out they was only fucking some Australian swimmer.

5. Chriss say he tired of gay people thrusting there sexuality in his face. He say he rather they take there love for dicks and stick it up his ass.

6. Chriss say having a gay boyfriend is like having a paperclip. No matter how hard you try to straighten them out, they always stay wiggly.

7. Chriss told the woman who was changing a babys diaper next to him on the plane to take it into the bathroom. She say it too cramped in there. Chris say he has had sex in those bathrooms. Chriss say if two grown men can fit in there that she and her baby should have no problem.

8. I ask Chriss boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} what the difference between gay Chriss and they bikes? They say is not funny when you throw they bikes off a bridge.

9. Chriss ask his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} whether its gay to be watching gay porn and accidently cum when the camera suddenly zooms in on the mans face? Do we really need an answer to this question?

10. Chriss is going to the Olympics. He very good in the swimming pool events. This because of all the times his daddy tried to drown him in the tub for being gay.

11. Being a gay from a poor family it was really hard for Chriss to come out. His parents could not afford to buy him a closet.

12. Chriss was picking out clothes for there dinner date when his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} tell him that shirt look gay. Appropriately, Chriss put the shirt back in the closet.

13. It was proposed by gay Chriss family that he should be offered protection in prison. The police guards issued Chriss a pair of knee pads.

14. I always find gay people like Chriss to be so generous. They just don't know how to be tight-assed.

15. They say the best thing after an argument is to have makeup sex. That why Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} argue so much.

16. Chriss boyfriend {BlowMyMt} ask him if he suck a dick for $1000. Chriss say probably but he don't normally carry that much cash around with him.

17. Chriss is one of those guys who doesn't beat around the Bush. Of course not, he's gay.

18. Chriss was taking a piss in the bar bathroom the other night when the man standing next to him started shouting and screaming 'What the fuck are you doing?" It scared Chriss so much that Chriss almost dropped the mans dick.

19. When Chriss was asked if he was an 'ass or tits' man, Chriss say ass. He say men don't usually have tits.

20. Chriss say he think he completely safe from ever being raped by a gay man. Chriss say: 'I'm a pussy'.

21. Chriss say he can always tell if a guy is gay by looking to see how lovely his ass is.

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS!

Your jokes are weak, lame, and they fuckin suck.

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ROTFF TrailHunter.

[Lehmonade]

Just don't want to publicly announce my preference of dining. Way too many creepers. Feel me?

Swags.

Totally understandable.

[Lehmonade]

Swags, Lemonade is a complete IDIOT. I personally hope's he goes away and NEVER fucking comes back to Orlando. One LESS asshole for me to spit on.

Chris5.

LOL. Love you too bro!

[GeorgeMason]

Chriss won the World Twinkie-Eating Championship.

He eat 121 Twinkie-boys in 6 minutes!

He sure like sucking them cream fillings out them cute little twinkie-boys.

Chriss, we demand you tell us how all them cream fillings taste!

Lmfao!

What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot!

[Chris5]

Not going to lie but you make me sound so creepy! I pm some people that I saw post on the daytona page frequently for some local recommendations. LOL.

First I hope you enjoy your beach trip. Second, I'm super glad you aren't interested in meeting ladies on your trip as I am not and have not been in the BIZ for some time. Third I don't don't go to bars so can't help you out there and last but not least my hidden treasure restaurants I like to keep UTR. Enjoy your trip.

Swags.

Swags, Lemonade is a complete IDIOT. I personally hope's he goes away and NEVER fucking comes back to Orlando. One LESS asshole for me to spit on.

Chris5.