The Rat Trap

[DreamForever]

Where are you chris? Hopefully you are burning and hell.

[GeorgeMason]

Fuck off TH. Why ever time I hit on Chriss, you the one who have to reply?

Guess you be Chriss's little biitch? Or is it just that ol Chriss got his mouth full with your balls and can't speak for hisself?

Which is it Twinkie-Boy? We demand to no this!

Lmfao!

Some people call my jokes lame, but there nothing as lame like your pictures and videos. You an embarrassment to mongers.

You just another putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot like ol Chriss!

[TrailHunter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc...ZWJGj5pwblMeww LMAO.

TrailHunter.

[Lehmonade]

I have found the best strategy to somewhat undermine this high pricing. First visit I pay the asking rate. I am then able to see if this SP is worthy of a return visit or two (even the visiting ones return here often throughout the year) and I negotiate a new rate after the session good for "return / regular customers". Wondering if any other mongers have a better strategy (short of cruising OBT and doing car dates) for getting prices down. Play Safe. AncientOne.

I started post-recession and was one of the members called out multiple times by C5 for overpaying some providers.

I don't have strategies to getting prices down as I didn't care much for it. But I got a hottie, total 10 on my scale, to add one more item that she strictly does not do onto the menu at no extra charge. Similar to you, I returned to see her 2-3 times at the same price and treated her like a gentleman. And finally, she fulfilled my dream for a full hour. It was heaven can't wait!

[AncientOne]

I often wondered about pricing and values in this hobby. Back in the day (pre Recession) I was guilty of mongering off Eros and paying $300 per hour for top notch South Florida hotties but post Recession I was scoring these same SP's for half or less than half of previous pricing. There are some mongers (Chris 5) who scream at us mongers for paying too much when we hit the $100 mark, Yet I just scanned the reviews on TER and saw a handful of SP's charging $400-$500 per hour AND guys doing reviews on them! I know there are multiple factors involved like geography (A2 laughs at us poor Florida mongers, he has it so cheap) but Orlando has proven to be a GREAT market for mongering. These SP's come from far and wide to hit up the tourists and the conventioneers. Us locals get the benefits of a huge supply so we have somewhat of an advantage in the marketplace. I find that if you can do a daytime visit, all your competing mongers are busy. I have found the best strategy to somewhat undermine this high pricing. First visit I pay the asking rate. I am then able to see if this SP is worthy of a return visit or two (even the visiting ones return here often throughout the year) and I negotiate a new rate after the session good for "return / regular customers". Wondering if any other mongers have a better strategy (short of cruising OBT and doing car dates) for getting prices down. Play Safe. AncientOne.

[TrailHunter]

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...hicken-bio.jpg

LOL.

TrailHunter.

[GeorgeMason]

1. I ask Chriss what he would do on a bus full of gay men. He say: 'I would get off'.

2. People are against gay marriage for Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt}. They don't want them to breed.

3. Chriss say men like his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} who rub him the wrong way, come to a sticky ending.

4. Chriss say he agree with a healthier America but he against the goverments stand on 4 fruits a day. Chriss say he worn hisself out trolling all the gay bars, and on top of that his ass is shot to shit.

5. Chriss boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} did a brave thing yesterday and finally admit they gay. They ask Chriss: 'Do you fancy playing badminton tonight?

6. Why are all the gay bars that Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} go to open so late? Who going to tell them gay boys to come home on time!

7. I ask Chriss why AIDS is like a 'Sex in the City' joke? He say because only gays like him seem to get it.

8. On his visit to London Chriss was to be knighted by the Queen. The day before they call him in to practice. Chriss say he don't need no practice. He say this is not the first time he been on his knees in front of a queen.

9. Gays like Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are flat out bad at math. No matter how hard they try they just can't multiply.

10. Chriss is starting to worry his dog is gay. He found him watching Brokeback Mountain with his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt}.

11. Chris and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are like gay goats. They can't stop butting each other.

12. When Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunte and BlowMyMt} get married it will be the little differences that will stand out in there gay wedding. The rings will go around they pinky fingers.

13. How do you make gay Chriss fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy.

14. You can say what you like about gay people like Chriss, but they sure bend over and take it!

15. Chriss use to hate it when his sister would catch him in her room. Fucking her boyfriend.

16. Chriss gone to the doctor with discomfort in his ass. The doctor bend him over and say it look like Chriss have a bunch of flowers stuck up his ass. Chris say: 'don't just stand there doctor, read the card'.

17. Chriss proposed to his boyfriend {BlowMyMt} last night. It was good to see him on one knee instead of two.

18. Chriss say he always thought his STEPdaddy was a cocksucker. But he say that okay because he make his daddy happy.

19. They say you can judge a man by the way he shake you hand. Chriss say he can judge a man by how he shake Chriss penis.

20. Chriss say he want to chose burial over cremation. He want to spend eternity in a deep brown hole.

21. Chriss say he would have come out of the closet much sooner except he found that there was another man in there with him.

Again as usual Chriss won't respond. He no he met his match and can't handle ol George. What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot ol Chriss is!

Lmfao!

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS!

[TrailHunter]

http://clown-houston.com/singingtele...ckenedited.jpg

TrailHunter.

[Lehmonade]

I have something for all you crying ass motherfuckers to THINK about. Why don't you ALL SUCK my DICK! KISS my ass while your at it! LOL!

Chris5.

Stop whining about everything Chris.

https://www.facebook.com/Brillionair...15524298478680

[Admin2]

In business, they say that for every complaint they get, ten more people have the same complaint, don't voice it and simply shop elsewhere. Does the same hold true here on this great forum? I know of a lot of members that are not posting up finds because of a certain few individuals that like to post (a lot) here in this trap. They keep these finds to themselves and send a few PM's to their trusted friends via the underground. Can you blame them? When they know that they're just going to get blasted when they post up a girl, then why bother. Therefore, certain individuals are definately suppressing the information flow on this great forum.

The question is: does the end justify the means with keeping these individuals around? Food for thought.

This is in blue, it's the official position of the forum.

If you post and somebody puts you on flame

1. Report the post and if they are indeed flaming you I will smack them.

2. Add them to your ignore list, problem solved, you don't ever have to see their posts again. I have hundreds of guys on my ignore list on my personal account.

3. Find more pussy.

All of the guys that say "I don't post my finds because of X" are looking for a reason to complain and in the end are hurting themselves because we give them a simple and effective way to deal with it.

A2

[Chris5]

No, only the multiple personalities that make up Swaggs could ever confuse me with Sissy Chrissy. But then again, she thinks I drive a black pickup, am a pimp, have actually seen her, have stalked her for years, pepper sprayed her Ya Ya and a multitude of other things. So hell, why not? My cover is blown now. I'm actually Sissy Chrissy and I've never dreamed of Cassie, that delectable porcelin skinned bombshell, with the silky long straight black hair, with the pierced clit and the perfect natty tatas. The girl that everyone thinks is Italian but is actually American Indian without the tan. The girl with the perfect ass, the thin waist and the nicest hips to hold on to while getting her from behind in that very special position. The girl that is always smiling and gives a big reaction to everything I say or do with, or to, her. Nope, never seen her. Nope, I don't have her personal digits that start with 863 that only a handful of her regulars have. You got me, Swaggs!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh crap, sometimes the Trap can be fun. But seriously Swaggs and I mean this from my heart, absolute promise: you really do have me confused for someone else. I am not the person that you think that I am, far from it. If I trusted you as far as I could spit, I would meet you sometime to prove it to you. I have no intentions of doing anything stupid like that though. I talked to you once on the phone for about 20 minutes about another scumbucket monger from this forum that we both mutually could not stand, but that's it.

Swaggs, let it go. You're wrong on this one. Sorry.

You are a lying cocksucker. Everything Sways says about your old ass is TRUE! Your a wannabe pimp. Swags Is correct on everything about you. I am the judge and the jury and I find you fucking guilty of even breathing every fucking day! LOL!

Drop dead asshole!

Chris5.

[Vino 7373]

Quite certain they did the dirty. U have him confused with Christina5

It can happen to anyone

No, only the multiple personalities that make up Swaggs could ever confuse me with Sissy Chrissy. But then again, she thinks I drive a black pickup, am a pimp, have actually seen her, have stalked her for years, pepper sprayed her Ya Ya and a multitude of other things. So hell, why not? My cover is blown now. I'm actually Sissy Chrissy and I've never dreamed of Cassie, that delectable porcelin skinned bombshell, with the silky long straight black hair, with the pierced clit and the perfect natty tatas. The girl that everyone thinks is Italian but is actually American Indian without the tan. The girl with the perfect ass, the thin waist and the nicest hips to hold on to while getting her from behind in that very special position. The girl that is always smiling and gives a big reaction to everything I say or do with, or to, her. Nope, never seen her. Nope, I don't have her personal digits that start with 863 that only a handful of her regulars have. You got me, Swaggs!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh crap, sometimes the Trap can be fun. But seriously Swaggs and I mean this from my heart, absolute promise: you really do have me confused for someone else. I am not the person that you think that I am, far from it. If I trusted you as far as I could spit, I would meet you sometime to prove it to you. I have no intentions of doing anything stupid like that though. I talked to you once on the phone for about 20 minutes about another scumbucket monger from this forum that we both mutually could not stand, but that's it.

Swaggs, let it go. You're wrong on this one. Sorry.

[Chris5]

They are all missing out on your false, never happened Reviews. Fact, you promote Cassie without banging her. Douche.

Swags.

Pimp Vino is way to fucking STUPID to get pussy for all his efforts in promoting ugly ass cassie! Vino is a Orlando has been! Just move out of Orlando already you fucking pussy.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Vino makes a good point. The craziness of the Rat Trap is amusing at best, damaging at worst. In between is the stuff that make us go "UGH" like the torrid love affair that Sissy Chrissy and Swags carried on about. Maybe a 30 trial lock up of Rat Trap A2?

My view on this is always the same. Is it keeping the bullshit off the regular threads? If I lock it up where do you think it will go because it won't go away.

A2

In business, they say that for every complaint they get, ten more people have the same complaint, don't voice it and simply shop elsewhere. Does the same hold true here on this great forum? I know of a lot of members that are not posting up finds because of a certain few individuals that like to post (a lot) here in this trap. They keep these finds to themselves and send a few PM's to their trusted friends via the underground. Can you blame them? When they know that they're just going to get blasted when they post up a girl, then why bother. Therefore, certain individuals are definately suppressing the information flow on this great forum.

The question is: does the end justify the means with keeping these individuals around? Food for thought.

I have something for all you crying ass motherfuckers to THINK about. Why don't you ALL SUCK my DICK! KISS my ass while your at it! LOL! No one is forcing you to click on the RAT TRAP! You all have the choice of putting me on IGNORE! But you don't! So in some weird fetish kind of way, I think you fuckers NEED Chris5 in your pathetic sorry ass lives.

Fuck You Vino!!

Chris5.

[PharmaGuy]

They are all missing out on your false, never happened Reviews. Fact, you promote Cassie without banging her. Douche.

Swags.

Quite certain they did the dirty. U have him confused with Christina5

It can happen to anyone