Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddinger** · 03-29-16 13:11

Tip: just because you read something that a girl does for someone in their review doesn't mean you get to expect that be done to you. If one guy gets a blow job that doesn't mean youll get a blow job and if you don't get a blow job don't be a fucking asshole and demand a blow job from the girl saying you hear she gives blow jobs and read about her giving blow jobs so why can't you also have a blow job. She might not want to give you a blow job. You might be fat. Or gross. Or she's not feeling like it that day, or she really likes the other person or whatever, but regardless, you using what people write in reviews as a way to get that service yourself most likely won't work, and will also piss off the woman and then shell be pissed off at the guys she does give blow jobs too because shell say they tell other people that they can get a blow job from her as well and she likes to decide who she blows and who she doesn't. This shouldn't be that hard to understand natrually without needing to be told, but apparently some people need to be told this. If you absolutely need to get a blow job or fuck someone don't go to a massage place. Go to one of the ohare or skokie escort shops that you pay 160 $ and get to fuck the girl. If you go to a massage place you might get something you might get nothing. Who knows. But don't expect that becuase one person got a blow job that you are 100% going to get a blow job as well. And if you don't. Tough shit. Girls get to decide who they want to give blow jobs to. So don't complain, don't be rapey, and don't say "so and so wrote on this review site that you give out blow jobs I want one too" or something like that. Stop being so fucking dumb.

**Sam Singer** · 03-29-16 00:15

Originally Posted by ChicagoCane [View Original Post]

That girl is samantha (mexican) -she came to OKI DOKI SPA in 2010 when kiki aka judy aka hongjiao bought the place after she left 7th heaven. They have been the best of friends for many many years. Samantha has been 1 of -if not the best earner for kiki since she bought OKI DOKI SPA. BTW, what prices is kiki charging for extras these days? She works by appointment since she is the sole owner & takes time off whenever she feels like it. Kiki has beautiful legs ass face eyes & pussy. Anybody doing any good with her?

I see some yelp reviews ( http://www.yelp.com/biz/oki-doki-spa-chicago ) that mention both kiki and samantha with some hints of extras. May be I should give her a call and set up an appointment.

Funny there is another Yelp review bya woman ( just like the ping spa one that is discussed below ) who bought a massage for her husband. A bit funny too about what all she has to do and her exasperation.

**Gitty** · 03-28-16 19:58

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I read the Yelp Review.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/ping-spa-chicago

Brought a smile to my face. The woman who wrote the review thought is was odd she had to pay beforehand. I'm guessing you had a different ending than the woman received. But, who knows. LOL. Bob.

LOL oh yea, a very different and satisfying ending.

**MWiggly2** · 03-28-16 13:56

Anyone have 411 on this new spa?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5511806520.html

**MWiggly2** · 03-28-16 10:53

This just started showing on CL. Anyone have information on this place?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5506120343.html

**ChicagoCane** · 03-28-16 01:41

Originally Posted by CraigGerton [View Original Post]

Anybody know where the Latina at Oki Doki went, think it was Amanda.

Also wondering if Lily from Tpro is still around of left.

PM me if you know.

That girl is samantha (mexican) -she came to OKI DOKI SPA in 2010 when kiki aka judy aka hongjiao bought the place after she left 7th heaven. They have been the best of friends for many many years. Samantha has been 1 of -if not the best earner for kiki since she bought OKI DOKI SPA. BTW, what prices is kiki charging for extras these days? She works by appointment since she is the sole owner & takes time off whenever she feels like it. Kiki has beautiful legs ass face eyes & pussy. Anybody doing any good with her?

**DMichaels69** · 03-28-16 00:28

Ask for Joanne. No BS like that.

Originally Posted by WildRider80 [View Original Post]

Had a dream about " kimmie". Paid for hour was out the door in 30 min. Wanted. 60 for standard HE. Glad I was able to get anything but seems like they want a premium.

**Castlerae** · 03-27-16 19:29

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I read the Yelp Review.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/ping-spa-chicago

Brought a smile to my face. The woman who wrote the review thought is was odd she had to pay beforehand. I'm guessing you had a different ending than the woman received. But, who knows. LOL. Bob.

Wonder what she'd have done if she saw a guy leaving with his "masseuse" holding his hand and giving him a kiss on the cheek before he goes out the door? I can see it now: "The staff is very friendly, even thinking customers for their business. ".

**Wild Rider 80** · 03-27-16 15:12

Had a dream about " kimmie". Paid for hour was out the door in 30 min. Wanted. 60 for standard HE. Glad I was able to get anything but seems like they want a premium.

**Bob521** · 03-27-16 12:06

Originally Posted by Gitty [View Original Post]

Visited on Saturday afternoon. Had a great time. PM for details.

I read the Yelp Review.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/ping-spa-chicago

Brought a smile to my face. The woman who wrote the review thought is was odd she had to pay beforehand. I'm guessing you had a different ending than the woman received. But, who knows. LOL. Bob.

**Gitty** · 03-26-16 23:04

Visited on Saturday afternoon. Had a great time. PM for details.

**BenBeck** · 03-25-16 10:51

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

What's the quality of massage / girls / services? Been getting tired of not getting too far on Belmont, looking for a change up.

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

Not really sure, I was quoting the last time Linda was brought up on the forums.

Well, as of this week there are 2 "girls" I've never seen there before. The regulars there were not around.

Neither was very attractive nor very young. 40 ish and stout. Still though, accommodating and good massage skills, standard stuff. Didn't ask for a name.

BB.

**DMichaels69** · 03-23-16 23:58

There is a place I go, the lady is a friend of mine and she says she sometimes has a stinky ass problem. She told me she never says anything and just gets a hot towel to wipe it down.

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

My friend unwisely took a job in Spring Valley, which is farm country, almost in Iowa. Horrible place. Messy. Unheated. In the middle of nowhere. 125 miles from me! I live in Lake County, Il and she is just off I80. She is legit. Will not give extras. But all the guys ask for extras. (Yeah, I get the irony). Each night she could not sleep because of the cold. She asked to quit, but owner said she could not leave until they found another girl. Finally she got sick and the owner relented. Last night (Tueday) she told me.

So this morning 7 am, drove down to Spring valley and got her. Drove her to Chinatown. We got there at noon. Checked into a rooming house. Spent the afternoon. Now I've got her cold, but it was worth it. I'll be spending all day with her tomorrow, (Thursday).

Now here's the advice part of the story: She told me all the customers in that town smell like "Ass". Don't wash, apparently. Stinky Asses, she says. Says her stomach turns as she tries to massage. I told her they need a sign out front. That they reserve the right to refuse anybody with a stinky ass.

In this "sport" where getting extras is sometimes uncertain. Just keep in mind, if your ass smells bad, you will be hurting your chances. So, do yourself a favor, and wash that ass before you visit.

As far as my recommendation of the Massage shop, my friend is gone (thank God), the owner is about 45-50, Chinese, thin, and gives off that extras vibe. She is now in the process of finding another woman. Bob.