Massage Parlor Reports

[Drew Park]

I cannot find the on-line link, but in this morning's Times-Union Shorelines section police report it discussed a visit to 3rd Street on 1 March. The therapist received a free ride downtown for offering extra handiwork. But based on continuing ads, it did not seem to affect business.

[JohnSmith1855]

I know we all post according to our own sensibilities or, what we feel about the providers. The real fact is that is if LEO and the state worked really this site as often mentioned no one would be around to report on. Think about it.

And that's the point I was making here and thanks for seeing it the way I do here.

[Dirty Pastor]

Didn't know which section to put this in, but since I get massages from her, I figure it would be best in massage parlors as opposed to Craigslist ads or backpage ads.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/thp/5505585831.html

Rare to find a Caucasian therapist, so I figure I will share with my fellow mongers here. Good but pricey. Nice safe location from her home. However, I'm done seeing her as she keeps jacking up the price on me with each visit. Price is for 30 minutes or so. I've seen her 5 times. She's one of those that progressively offers more menu items with each visit and comfort level. No FS. Good massage. Boobs aren't the greatest small be, but pussy is very clean and smell free. Here is what I paid, price includes massage.

Visit 1. She calls it gentlemen's massage. Topless. HE for $100.

Visit 2. BJ ending. $120.

Visit 3. BJ and dining at the why in 69 position. $120.

Visit 4. Same as above $120.

Visit 5. Same as above $140.

Visit 5 was my last visit as she said that her normal charge was $100 for gentlemen massage and that the $20 tip I gave for extra oral was "an insult". So I gave her $140. Didn't say anything, but I was like really $120 an insult? I can get FS for $120 at many other providers. I'm not going back as she keeps raising the prices on me.

YMMV with the progression. She offers a bunch of waxing and scrubs as well. Happy hunting. Darnell2.

Jessica has great hips and lips, I always had a great experience with her, great quality massage, zero complains, very nice location and the price is not that outrageous. Talk to her about the damn cats and tell her how much of a cat lover you are and how many you have even if you like them before hand and she will reward you, believe me. Talk about the pussy cats and you will soon be talking to her pussy cat.

[PT Monger]

Well I for one can tell you that she does know about the site here as a few other of the LMT's do as well and that's why I won't post a report here on them also for I don't want to jeopardize there license and bring unwanted to attention to them. When I do post a review about the LMT's it brief and short and will answer PM's from other mongers here. All in all we loose out for posting a few many details on them. Just my opinion really.

I know we all post according to our own sensibilities or, what we feel about the providers. The real fact is that is if LEO and the state worked really this site as often mentioned no one would be around to report on. Think about it.

[JohnSmith1855]

I've seen her multiple times over the last 5 yrs or so. Nice service overall. Always wants too much $ compared to some others.

Pros: she is avail on time, her spa is at a clean safe location (she rescues cats so sometimes there are too many and the yard reeks), not high or drunk, no db bf around, delivers as promised a good rub and tug with mutual touching. And collects the donation after service rendered. I did get a BJ once. She gives a very good BBBJ with cim -spit.

Cons: price, only avail afternoons (she sleeps in), Her ass has gotten big, she can be rough if you don't tell her you want light / medium pressure. She also can get an attitude and be bitchy so YMMV.

I would ask the she not be told about this site. Good rule in general for providers.

Well I for one can tell you that she does know about the site here as a few other of the LMT's do as well and that's why I won't post a report here on them also for I don't want to jeopardize there license and bring unwanted to attention to them. When I do post a review about the LMT's it brief and short and will answer PM's from other mongers here. All in all we loose out for posting a few many details on them. Just my opinion really.

[Dbhond2]

I know I don't post alot. So I have been APM shopping. I went to:

A new one on 17 near timuquana not happy.

One north on 17 from timuquana not happy.

College / blanding. Not happy.

Next to la nap on kingsley not happy.

All the ads say young. Sexy. All I keep getting are older yellow teeth no touching. I like them to get down to panties or nothing at all. Is there any places on west side or OP? Oh and been to HNB several times. Old old old.

Check out the one on Lane In plaza south San Juan.

Or Hour of Bliss once you've gone a few times is good.

[FourSeasons2]

Didn't know which section to put this in, but since I get massages from her, I figure it would be best in massage parlors as opposed to Craigslist ads or backpage ads.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/thp/5505585831.html

Rare to find a Caucasian therapist, so I figure I will share with my fellow mongers here. Good but pricey. Nice safe location from her home. However, I'm done seeing her as she keeps jacking up the price on me with each visit. Price is for 30 minutes or so. I've seen her 5 times. She's one of those that progressively offers more menu items with each visit and comfort level. No FS. Good massage. Boobs aren't the greatest small be, but pussy is very clean and smell free. Here is what I paid, price includes massage.

Visit 1. She calls it gentlemen's massage. Topless. HE for $100.

Visit 2. BJ ending. $120.

Visit 3. BJ and dining at the why in 69 position. $120.

Visit 4. Same as above $120.

Visit 5. Same as above $140.

Visit 5 was my last visit as she said that her normal charge was $100 for gentlemen massage and that the $20 tip I gave for extra oral was "an insult". So I gave her $140. Didn't say anything, but I was like really $120 an insult? I can get FS for $120 at many other providers. I'm not going back as she keeps raising the prices on me.

YMMV with the progression. She offers a bunch of waxing and scrubs as well. Happy hunting. Darnell2.

I've seen her multiple times over the last 5 yrs or so. Nice service overall. Always wants too much $ compared to some others.

Pros: she is avail on time, her spa is at a clean safe location (she rescues cats so sometimes there are too many and the yard reeks), not high or drunk, no db bf around, delivers as promised a good rub and tug with mutual touching. And collects the donation after service rendered. I did get a BJ once. She gives a very good BBBJ with cim -spit.

Cons: price, only avail afternoons (she sleeps in), Her ass has gotten big, she can be rough if you don't tell her you want light / medium pressure. She also can get an attitude and be bitchy so YMMV.

I would ask the she not be told about this site. Good rule in general for providers.

[JaxTruckDriver]

So, I dreamt I went to the $40 massage place on university again.

This provider was a better masseur than the last girl. Although, I didn't care much about the massage on the last one. This girl was older. Maybe early 40's. Decent body. Really good rub on the back. Like, surprisingly good. Lots of roaming by her. I also got some rubbing on her over the top of the clothes. On the flip, the little guy was at attention. She smiled and said, "That is illegal and I don't want to go to jail. " I placed her hand on my junk and she laughed. It was awkward. I mean, I just spent the last twenty minutes playing with her pussy and she was brushing my cock. I ain't sure if she thought I was the cops or what. I don't look like the police, so I don't know why. Ending was good. Not as good as the last one. And that whole thing made me a little put off. Not bad, but just giving an accurate review.

When I was leaving there was a younger, busty, good looking girl there. She wasn't there last time I went. I wished I had her.

$80 total.

[Old School]

It's not that your $20 tip is too small. Her problem is that she starts out with too high a rate for her Gentleman's Massage. If she charged $80 the way she should then she would actually be getting a $40 tip from you, which is about right when you're tipping for a massage and a HE. I was going to suggest educating her before you leave, but rarely to these girls care to look at the real picture. Do yourself a favor and find a new provider.

Correct me if I am wrong but if she lowers her rate to $80 and you raise your tip to $40 aren't we back to $120? It's not like she is sharing the massage fee, all monies goes to her wether the massage fee is $40 and I tip her $80. One just sounds better than the other.

[HornyGuy2]

Didn't know which section to put this in, but since I get massages from her, I figure it would be best in massage parlors as opposed to Craigslist ads or backpage ads.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/thp/5505585831.html

Rare to find a Caucasian therapist, so I figure I will share with my fellow mongers here. Good but pricey. Nice safe location from her home. However, I'm done seeing her as she keeps jacking up the price on me with each visit. Price is for 30 minutes or so. I've seen her 5 times. She's one of those that progressively offers more menu items with each visit and comfort level. No FS. Good massage. Boobs aren't the greatest small be, but pussy is very clean and smell free. Here is what I paid, price includes massage.

Visit 1. She calls it gentlemen's massage. Topless. HE for $100.

Visit 2. BJ ending. $120.

Visit 3. BJ and dining at the why in 69 position. $120.

Visit 4. Same as above $120.

Visit 5. Same as above $140.

Visit 5 was my last visit as she said that her normal charge was $100 for gentlemen massage and that the $20 tip I gave for extra oral was "an insult". So I gave her $140. Didn't say anything, but I was like really $120 an insult? I can get FS for $120 at many other providers. I'm not going back as she keeps raising the prices on me.

YMMV with the progression. She offers a bunch of waxing and scrubs as well. Happy hunting. Darnell2.

Jessica swears she doesn't do anything more than an HJ. I swear these providers.

[MoonlightBiker]

Didn't know which section to put this in, but since I get massages from her, I figure it would be best in massage parlors as opposed to Craigslist ads or backpage ads.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/thp/5505585831.html

Rare to find a Caucasian therapist, so I figure I will share with my fellow mongers here. Good but pricey. Nice safe location from her home. However, I'm done seeing her as she keeps jacking up the price on me with each visit. Price is for 30 minutes or so. I've seen her 5 times. She's one of those that progressively offers more menu items with each visit and comfort level. No FS. Good massage. Boobs aren't the greatest small be, but pussy is very clean and smell free. Here is what I paid, price includes massage.

Visit 1. She calls it gentlemen's massage. Topless. HE for $100.

Visit 2. BJ ending. $120.

Visit 3. BJ and dining at the why in 69 position. $120.

Visit 4. Same as above $120.

Visit 5. Same as above $140.

Visit 5 was my last visit as she said that her normal charge was $100 for gentlemen massage and that the $20 tip I gave for extra oral was "an insult". So I gave her $140. Didn't say anything, but I was like really $120 an insult? I can get FS for $120 at many other providers. I'm not going back as she keeps raising the prices on me.

YMMV with the progression. She offers a bunch of waxing and scrubs as well. Happy hunting. Darnell2.

It's not that your $20 tip is too small. Her problem is that she starts out with too high a rate for her Gentleman's Massage. If she charged $80 the way she should then she would actually be getting a $40 tip from you, which is about right when you're tipping for a massage and a HE. I was going to suggest educating her before you leave, but rarely to these girls care to look at the real picture. Do yourself a favor and find a new provider.

[Darnell2]

Didn't know which section to put this in, but since I get massages from her, I figure it would be best in massage parlors as opposed to Craigslist ads or backpage ads.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/thp/5505585831.html

Rare to find a Caucasian therapist, so I figure I will share with my fellow mongers here. Good but pricey. Nice safe location from her home. However, I'm done seeing her as she keeps jacking up the price on me with each visit. Price is for 30 minutes or so. I've seen her 5 times. She's one of those that progressively offers more menu items with each visit and comfort level. No FS. Good massage. Boobs aren't the greatest small be, but pussy is very clean and smell free. Here is what I paid, price includes massage.

Visit 1. She calls it gentlemen's massage. Topless. HE for $100.

Visit 2. BJ ending. $120.

Visit 3. BJ and dining at the why in 69 position. $120.

Visit 4. Same as above $120.

Visit 5. Same as above $140.

Visit 5 was my last visit as she said that her normal charge was $100 for gentlemen massage and that the $20 tip I gave for extra oral was "an insult". So I gave her $140. Didn't say anything, but I was like really $120 an insult? I can get FS for $120 at many other providers. I'm not going back as she keeps raising the prices on me.

YMMV with the progression. She offers a bunch of waxing and scrubs as well. Happy hunting. Darnell2.

[Azmodeus56]

I agree about the BS about these places, up selling and just flat out trying to rip you off with Vagas or New York City prices. Also if it an individual on BP offering massage out of their house or a hotel room is not a massage parlor and should be posted in the BP or craiglist forum.

[Monger Mac]

Legit massages? Well, maybe. But I think there are enough guys willing to accept a happy ending for $40 + house fee.

So is the acronym for Chinese AMPs "ChAMPs? Or "ChiMPs"?

I like Chimps! LOL.

I'm all about talking in code to protect the places we like to frequent where we know we get what we are looking for. But what about the places that won't help us when we "free Willy" . Not even a little.

Now, this would require that we all be straight about the facts. This is one of those deals where you shouldn't BS us all and then say YMMV to cover yourself.

So to be clear, if I go to a Chimp and they walk out or massage my feet after I've freed Willy, and I have to finish the job myself after they give me some oil and paper, THATS NOT A HE!

These are the places I think we should be candid and descriptive about. Perhaps addresses would be overkill or maybe the system would automatically kick it out.

But why not?!

I for one don't like wasting my money at places to leave frustrated.

So I've been specific about the place in Ponte Vedra in the same strip as K flowers between the two sandwich shops and their second location about to open north of there on A1 A in the same strip as the K*roo gas station as well as the place at the corner of be & P in the same plaza as the Woody's.

Anyone else want to add to this list?

The info you provide could save a brother some hard earned $$.

If this idea is no good or out of line, I'm sure the moderators will act accordingly.

[LuvSoftHands]

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