Strip Club Reports

[Incognito1234]

Glad you stood your ground! This place, once my favorite, has been ruined by poor 'management' decisions and way too many fat, ugly girls. This two drink thing is absurd, ESPECIALLY when you had purchased a total of THREE DRINKS ALREADY. Why does it matter who they were for? I think the doorman has an ego that needs checking. He's just a greaseball that couldn't get a job at the gas station. Now, he 'controls' customers and dancers. Big man. I won't be going back there until the two drink policy changes.

Thanks, I appreciate the "atta boys" for standing my ground. The VIP guy that I'm talking about is a shorter guy. Maybe 5'9", shaved head, big goatee. As I say, he's relatively new.

Yes, the two drink thing is very surprising. Obviously, the logic is that the bar makes a minimum amount on drinks and that minimum per customer is whatever equals two drinks. So, is the future to then just buy myself two drinks and just tell the girl "I would have bought you one but since I have to buy two for myself, I'm not going to get you one?" If I'm going in the back with her anyway, there's certainly no added incentive for me to spend extra cash on her for a drink.

After it's all said and done, even though I'm pissed, I guess there's some satisfaction for me in the whole ordeal. Yes, I left high and dry but that's what they make Pornhub for and I can jerk myself off a whole lot easier than they can make money appear out of thin air. The single drink that we argued back and forth about cost H8S and Kayla a whole lot more than that minimum $6. 50 drink would have been:

1) They lost $10 from the start, because that's one more wrist band that wasn't sold.

2) Kayla was broke and didn't have money to pay her bar. Now, I don't know what the girl's bar fees are but I have to think it's at least $60 or $80 and that's money that the bar didn't make tonight.

3) Since Kayla didn't make enough money to even pay her bar, that means that the VIP guy, the doormen and the DJ didn't get tip out from her.

Also, you have to think that all of this is a deterrent for Kayla to come back to the club, since she was the biggest loser out of it all. If I were a dancer and worked all night long without making a penny and just before shift end, I had a guy AT THE DOOR, ready to go back and make some fairly decent cash off of him and he walked away, all because of the VIP guy arguing with him over a single drink - I'd be pretty fucking pissed off.

[Costanza]

And so, I thought I'd tell the board about some real bullshit I had at H8's tonight (Tuesday). Allow me to point out that in the at least 10 years and once or twice a week that I've been going there, I've NEVER had a problem with the staff before. Tonight was different.

So, I got there about 1 and hung out for a while, talking to my semi-regular, Kayla. I bought myself a drink and and later, I bought her two. I'm well aware that H8's has a two drink minimum now.

Kayla is gorgeous. She's about 5'4", probably 125, blonde with a great ass. We had agreed to go back but it was getting late and they still made her go up and do her set. At that point, there was only about 15 minutes left in the night and I asked her if we had enough time and she said "It's up to you", so I agreed to go back.

At the VIP, there is the VIP guy who's been there for about 6 months or so. We've been cordial and such and as I said, never had any problem whatsoever. So, I'm going to pay for the wristband and give him a $20 and he said "Did you have two tonight?" I said that I bought myself one and that I'd bought her two and that I'd spent the same amount. He said "No, YOU have to have two" and again, I pointed out that it was the same amount. I said "You've got to be kidding me". Kayla then said, "No, he's not" and tells him "Come on, I've got to pay my bar tonight. Apparently, that wasn't good enough. He said "buy a coke or whatever, it's $6. 50". At this point, Kayla says "I'm not going to stand her while you two argue" and walked away. She was obviously irritated too and said "let me know". At this point, it's 1:50 and the bar closes in 10 minutes.

Well, I'm still going back and forth with the door guy. I told him that I wasn't going to do that and that he could give me my money back, so I said "You can give me my $20 back" and he said "Yes, you will". Now, at this point, not only am I kind of shocked by that response, I'm pissed off and I said "That's not going to happen, give me my $20 back, I'm not going in the back". At this point, he gives me my $20 back and I turn around, finish what was left of my drink and leave.

I texted Kayla and told her that she could blame the door guy for costing her money and that was some bullshit. I also told her to do me a favor and talk to the manager about that one. I didn't hear back from her.

The bottom line here is that the bar had made their minimum drink cash off of me. Buying her a drink and buying myself a drink, is the same $20 is spent in bar fees (actually more, because I tip the waitress $3 as well for every drink I buy). Additionally, I felt like he was shaking me down to buy a 3rd drink, because I was ready to go in the back and that pissed me off big time. This is the first time someone has ever tried to shake me down. Now, of course I wanted to fuck Kayla and I was ready to do so but I can just as easily walk away and that's exactly what I did. Whatever. Kayla didn't make her money off of me tonight and my wallet was a bit thicker with cash when I got home tonight.

Now, if the management is happens to read this, the situation needs to be addressed. As I've mentioned, I've been a regular for at least 10 years now. At once or twice a week (it's been twice this week already), the bar is definitely making theirmoney off of me and the girls are definitely making money off of me. All of you know this, if you follow my posts on here.

If I were to guess how much money I've spent buying drinks and on the girls for the last 10 years, I'd easy that it's easily more than 40k more like 50k plus. Once, I said down and thought about it, figuring that I spend between 6 and 8 k a year on clubs and girls and the vast majority of that has gone to H8's.

Anyway, I see the girls at the Criket (of which I'm a SEMI regular) and North making more money off of me. While I realize that H8 N is owned by the same family, at least my dollars won't be going to H8's until the situation is rectified.

Glad you stood your ground! This place, once my favorite, has been ruined by poor 'management' decisions and way too many fat, ugly girls. This two drink thing is absurd, ESPECIALLY when you had purchased a total of THREE DRINKS ALREADY. Why does it matter who they were for? I think the doorman has an ego that needs checking. He's just a greaseball that couldn't get a job at the gas station. Now, he 'controls' customers and dancers. Big man. I won't be going back there until the two drink policy changes.

[Costanza]

Was she a thin blonde that worked days and took it in the butt?

Yes, that was her. It has been posted that she got married and retired several years ago.

[Incognito1234]

He doesn't, he's an idiot. The 2 drink policy is NOT going to make them any money, it's going to cost them money.

Good for you not backing down. In H8's defense, the guy did give you your $20 back. I don't think they're evil, I think the manager is trying to make more money for the club and this is what he came up with. Of course they won't make it without repeat customers, and the 2 drink BS runs off repeat customers. I don't mind $10 for a bottle of water, or the $5 cover or the $10 VIP fee. I will not let anyone drive my vehicle (except my mechanic), so I won't go to flight club. I won't be going to H8's any time soon unless they change the 2 drink policy, or do something really cool like have dwarf tossing. There's nothing special about H8's that justifies paying a premium there (I. E. 2 drink policy).

I don't see how you can say "In H8's defense" though. I hadn't gotten the wrist band yet. I had just given him the $20 to get it (and give me my $10 change back) but he had no grounds to keep it in the first place. He hadn't torn it off the roll or anything at that point either. Regardless, I told him I wasn't going to go back after all of that bullshit started and that was the end of it. As I write this, I can't believe that it's been two hours since it happened and I'm still furious.

Yeah, I'm thinking the two drink policy won't change anytime soon and I don't think they realize that's a deterrent to some guys. Truthfully, even before the two drink policy came in, I was buying two or three drinks anyway. Still, that extra $10 irks people. Obviously, it irks you and I'm sure you're not alone.

If they want the two drink policy, I've never heard of anything where the customer himself has to drink the two drinks. A two drink policy is simply buying two drinks, regardless of who drinks them. The part that pisses me off the most is that I felt he was trying to shake me down to buy more. For some reason, I'm thinking he figures "the guy is horny, he's ready to go back, so I've got him here". I have to wonder if the VIP guy gets any extra for how many times the girls go back. One thing is for sure. There were a lot of girls there tonight and Kayla told me that she hadn't be back that night. Some nights, I just go there and have a couple of drinks and leave and it was obvious that she was a bit surprised when I asked her if she wanted to go back, so I have no reason to believe she was lying to me about not making anything tonight. Regardless, I hope she didn't tip the guy out tonight, because of that and in addition, I truly hope she makes it known what happened.

Truthfully, I'd like to go back tomorrow, because there's been a lot of girls working. Last Wednesday was packed. If I do go out, I have my choice of either going elsewhere or going to H8's, having two drinks and parading it around in a dick like fashion, even though that's not normally my style. If I don't go there, Ashley is typically working on Wednesday's now and that's always good.

[Pussylicker2]

H8's tonight...

Now, if the management happens to read this...

He doesn't, he's an idiot. The 2 drink policy is NOT going to make them any money, it's going to cost them money.

Good for you not backing down. In H8's defense, the guy did give you your $20 back. I don't think they're evil, I think the manager is trying to make more money for the club and this is what he came up with. Of course they won't make it without repeat customers, and the 2 drink BS runs off repeat customers. I don't mind $10 for a bottle of water, or the $5 cover or the $10 VIP fee. I will not let anyone drive my vehicle (except my mechanic), so I won't go to flight club. I won't be going to H8's any time soon unless they change the 2 drink policy, or do something really cool like have dwarf tossing. There's nothing special about H8's that justifies paying a premium there (I. E. 2 drink policy).

[Incognito1234]

And so, I thought I'd tell the board about some real bullshit I had at H8's tonight (Tuesday). Allow me to point out that in the at least 10 years and once or twice a week that I've been going there, I've NEVER had a problem with the staff before. Tonight was different.

So, I got there about 1 and hung out for a while, talking to my semi-regular, Kayla. I bought myself a drink and and later, I bought her two. I'm well aware that H8's has a two drink minimum now.

Kayla is gorgeous. She's about 5'4", probably 125, blonde with a great ass. We had agreed to go back but it was getting late and they still made her go up and do her set. At that point, there was only about 15 minutes left in the night and I asked her if we had enough time and she said "It's up to you", so I agreed to go back.

At the VIP, there is the VIP guy who's been there for about 6 months or so. We've been cordial and such and as I said, never had any problem whatsoever. So, I'm going to pay for the wristband and give him a $20 and he said "Did you have two tonight?" I said that I bought myself one and that I'd bought her two and that I'd spent the same amount. He said "No, YOU have to have two" and again, I pointed out that it was the same amount. I said "You've got to be kidding me". Kayla then said, "No, he's not" and tells him "Come on, I've got to pay my bar tonight. Apparently, that wasn't good enough. He said "buy a coke or whatever, it's $6. 50". At this point, Kayla says "I'm not going to stand her while you two argue" and walked away. She was obviously irritated too and said "let me know". At this point, it's 1:50 and the bar closes in 10 minutes.

Well, I'm still going back and forth with the door guy. I told him that I wasn't going to do that and that he could give me my money back, so I said "You can give me my $20 back" and he said "Yes, you will". Now, at this point, not only am I kind of shocked by that response, I'm pissed off and I said "That's not going to happen, give me my $20 back, I'm not going in the back". At this point, he gives me my $20 back and I turn around, finish what was left of my drink and leave.

I texted Kayla and told her that she could blame the door guy for costing her money and that was some bullshit. I also told her to do me a favor and talk to the manager about that one. I didn't hear back from her.

The bottom line here is that the bar had made their minimum drink cash off of me. Buying her a drink and buying myself a drink, is the same $20 is spent in bar fees (actually more, because I tip the waitress $3 as well for every drink I buy). Additionally, I felt like he was shaking me down to buy a 3rd drink, because I was ready to go in the back and that pissed me off big time. This is the first time someone has ever tried to shake me down. Now, of course I wanted to fuck Kayla and I was ready to do so but I can just as easily walk away and that's exactly what I did. Whatever. Kayla didn't make her money off of me tonight and my wallet was a bit thicker with cash when I got home tonight.

Now, if the management is happens to read this, the situation needs to be addressed. As I've mentioned, I've been a regular for at least 10 years now. At once or twice a week (it's been twice this week already), the bar is definitely making theirmoney off of me and the girls are definitely making money off of me. All of you know this, if you follow my posts on here.

If I were to guess how much money I've spent buying drinks and on the girls for the last 10 years, I'd easy that it's easily more than 40k more like 50k plus. Once, I said down and thought about it, figuring that I spend between 6 and 8 k a year on clubs and girls and the vast majority of that has gone to H8's.

Anyway, I see the girls at the Criket (of which I'm a SEMI regular) and North making more money off of me. While I realize that H8 N is owned by the same family, at least my dollars won't be going to H8's until the situation is rectified.

[FourStroke]

Looking to see were she has gone used to dance and Bt'Sabout 3 or 4 years ago would love to hook up again for a good time.

Was she a thin blonde that worked days and took it in the butt?

[ABean696]

Go Seeger she will not disappoint.

I was about to head out but got a phone call from the wife informing me she was going home from work sick. So much for hitting a club today.

[Blazer1]

You just said the magic word for me, Asian. LOL.

Go Seeger she will not disappoint.

[DA9988]

As I took a second look at this, you are correct. BT's on 8 mile in the day was horrible and the night show typically the few times I stopped by wasn't much better. I was speaking about BT's Dearborn. But I will check out Players in the daytime.

No problem it can get confusing when you have two clubs with the same name.

[Tubes]

They have the best day shift out of all the East 8 mile clubs. BT's sucked the few times I went plus they don't have beer specials during the day, and the talent is iffy.

As I took a second look at this, you are correct. BT's on 8 mile in the day was horrible and the night show typically the few times I stopped by wasn't much better. I was speaking about BT's Dearborn. But I will check out Players in the daytime.

[ABean696]

Really cute Asian girl on days. Super cool to hang with and worth your time.

You just said the magic word for me, Asian. LOL.

[Blazer1]

Things might have changed from the last time I stopped in.

Really cute Asian girl on days. Super cool to hang with and worth your time.

[DA9988]

I'm not sure I agree with you there about the talent at BT's during the day. But there is a saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Dana and Cindy are easy 9's in most peoples book on a scale of 10.

At your advice I will check out players in the day time. Never go there much. The few nights I have stopped by it wasn't bad. I liked the multiple stage set ups, it was easy to check out the talent, have a conversation. The only thing I thought was weird is that I have never had a club make me check a sports coat.

Things might have changed from the last time I stopped in.

[Tubes]

They have the best day shift out of all the East 8 mile clubs. BT's sucked the few times I went plus they don't have beer specials during the day, and the talent is iffy.

I'm not sure I agree with you there about the talent at BT's during the day. But there is a saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Dana and Cindy are easy 9's in most peoples book on a scale of 10.

At your advice I will check out players in the day time. Never go there much. The few nights I have stopped by it wasn't bad. I liked the multiple stage set ups, it was easy to check out the talent, have a conversation. The only thing I thought was weird is that I have never had a club make me check a sports coat.