Massage Parlor Reports

**Monger Mac** · 03-23-16 20:16

Originally Posted by DrewPark [View Original Post]

Legit massages? Well, maybe. But I think there are enough guys willing to accept a happy ending for $40 + house fee.

So is the acronym for Chinese AMPs "ChAMPs? Or "ChiMPs"?

I like Chimps! LOL.

I'm all about talking in code to protect the places we like to frequent where we know we get what we are looking for. But what about the places that won't help us when we "free Willy" . Not even a little.

Now, this would require that we all be straight about the facts. This is one of those deals where you shouldn't BS us all and then say YMMV to cover yourself.

So to be clear, if I go to a Chimp and they walk out or massage my feet after I've freed Willy, and I have to finish the job myself after they give me some oil and paper, THATS NOT A HE!

These are the places I think we should be candid and descriptive about. Perhaps addresses would be overkill or maybe the system would automatically kick it out.

But why not?!

I for one don't like wasting my money at places to leave frustrated.

So I've been specific about the place in Ponte Vedra in the same strip as K flowers between the two sandwich shops and their second location about to open north of there on A1 A in the same strip as the K*roo gas station as well as the place at the corner of be & P in the same plaza as the Woody's.

Anyone else want to add to this list?

The info you provide could save a brother some hard earned $$.

If this idea is no good or out of line, I'm sure the moderators will act accordingly.

**LuvSoftHands** · 03-23-16 16:06

Or are we "Chumps"tagreplacement0}.

**Drew Park** · 03-23-16 14:41

Originally Posted by MongerMac [View Original Post]

Back to these Chinese AMPs (or I guess Cmp) we've spent much time on this board discussing this topic and unfortunately, there appears to be enough people wanting legit massages from them to keep them in business...

Legit massages? Well, maybe. But I think there are enough guys willing to accept a happy ending for $40 + house fee.

So is the acronym for Chinese AMPs "ChAMPs? Or "ChiMPs"?

**Monger Mac** · 03-23-16 11:49

Originally Posted by Black904 [View Original Post]

Russians at the beach. Ahhhhh. Such good memories with L and crew. I remember one about 10 yrs ago named Margarita. I was new to the hobby and fresh out of college making about $10 an hour. I'd work overtime to ensure a weekly visit with Margarita. Those were the days. Thanks for the memory. Wish L was still in business.

Yes. The Russian ladies. I remember doing odd jobs for cash so I could make sure I could see them. My friends would say "you're moving a barn?" Or "repairing a fence?" For money? I'm like, yea! (If you only knew why) oh well.

Back to these Chinese AMPs (or I guess Cmp) we've spent much time on this board discussing this topic and unfortunately, there appears to be enough people wanting legit massages from them to keep them in business. And in the case of the place in Ponte Vedra, they have the tourists. I'm sure the occasional girl / lady we're looking for filters thru from time to time but I'm guessing that's part of the reason for the turnover. I'm always looking for something at the beach cause I live just on the other side of the water. Guess the action is in town.

As for the other Chinese AMPs, I remember one a year or so ago on PHILLIPS by Woodys that had me thinking I would get action but never did. Not even help with self service. No reason to pay for that!

**Black904** · 03-22-16 17:30

Originally Posted by MongerMac [View Original Post]

Hey all, haven't posted in a while but I'm between girlfriends again so I'm back on the prowl.

Saw this new place on A1 A by gas station and the phone number is in the window. The sign has what looks like a dolphin in front of it, maybe. Anyway, it's locked down so I call the number and they tell you it's their new place but it's not open yet and ask you to come try the other place. Turns out it's the Chinese place by the flower shop a little further down A1 A on the right.

So, unless you like older Chinese ladies and no hint of any extras, steer clear. There's also some American dude always hanging around up front. Kinda weird. They're friendly enough but there is no action to be had and I don't suspect the new place will be any different because it's the same owners.

I've for one had had it with these Chinese places. I do remember some Korean ladies in a house by San Marco area that was reliable. Maybe I'll head there this weekend. I sure do miss the Russian ladies that used to be in Jax Beach!

Anyway, back to the Chinese place (s) in Ponte Vedra. I say tourist trap because that's what it reminds me of somehow. I think they depend on biz from out of towners for the most part.

Peace out! Play safe!!

Russians at the beach. Ahhhhh. Such good memories with L and crew. I remember one about 10 yrs ago named Margarita. I was new to the hobby and fresh out of college making about $10 an hour. I'd work overtime to ensure a weekly visit with Margarita. Those were the days. Thanks for the memory. Wish L was still in business.

**Monger Mac** · 03-22-16 17:25

Hey all, haven't posted in a while but I'm between girlfriends again so I'm back on the prowl.

Saw this new place on A1 A by gas station and the phone number is in the window. The sign has what looks like a dolphin in front of it, maybe. Anyway, it's locked down so I call the number and they tell you it's their new place but it's not open yet and ask you to come try the other place. Turns out it's the Chinese place by the flower shop a little further down A1 A on the right.

So, unless you like older Chinese ladies and no hint of any extras, steer clear. There's also some American dude always hanging around up front. Kinda weird. They're friendly enough but there is no action to be had and I don't suspect the new place will be any different because it's the same owners.

I've for one had had it with these Chinese places. I do remember some Korean ladies in a house by San Marco area that was reliable. Maybe I'll head there this weekend. I sure do miss the Russian ladies that used to be in Jax Beach!

Anyway, back to the Chinese place (s) in Ponte Vedra. I say tourist trap because that's what it reminds me of somehow. I think they depend on biz from out of towners for the most part.

Peace out! Play safe!!

**Member #6455** · 03-22-16 16:11

Originally Posted by Tonto25 [View Original Post]

But those friggin prices no thanks.

On the backpage board they've talked about her. FS is included in that price if you want it. Still high, but she's smokin hot.

**Tonto25** · 03-22-16 15:49

Originally Posted by Gp1234 [View Original Post]

Was wondering if any of you have had any experiences with LeAnna. She's advertising Nuru Body Rubs on BP. Looks like a pretty hot number. Would appreciate any information anyone might have on her.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Bod...a-bleu/7942261

But those friggin prices no thanks.

**Member #6455** · 03-22-16 15:46

Originally Posted by Gp1234 [View Original Post]

Was wondering if any of you have had any experiences with LeAnna. She's advertising Nuru Body Rubs on BP. Looks like a pretty hot number. Would appreciate any information anyone might have on her.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Bod...a-bleu/7942261

People on the backpage board have said that BJ and FS are available, but everything is covered.

**LookingDude** · 03-22-16 07:05

I know I don't post alot. So I have been APM shopping. I went to:

A new one on 17 near timuquana not happy.

One north on 17 from timuquana not happy.

College / blanding. Not happy.

Next to la nap on kingsley not happy.

All the ads say young. Sexy. All I keep getting are older yellow teeth no touching. I like them to get down to panties or nothing at all. Is there any places on west side or OP? Oh and been to HNB several times. Old old old.

**TroopDavid** · 03-20-16 21:09

Originally Posted by ThePussyNator [View Original Post]

She can be a real pain in the ass, she did the same to me via text at the beginning, and then I texted her from my work phone and she was all nice and sweet. I think she is just bitchy and crazy sometimes. Hard to penetrate her at first but once you are in her circle of trust, nice things are possible.

Same as PN that ***** is sweet one min. And a completely Psychotic the next. YMMV My Ass No offense to Pussy Nator!

Troop Out!

**Black904** · 03-20-16 19:02

Didn't catch the middleburg location last night but got to the one across from OP hospital around 11 pm. Since they close at 1130, went with half hour for. 5. Ok girl met me at door and also was provider. I'd give her about a 6 on a 10 scale in the face, no ass, nice see cups. Place is a bit dated and no nice decor. Once in room, noticed a sign that said "reject porn". Bummer I thought, but then noticed a roll of tissue next to the table which is normally a good sign of at least HE. Got a avg table shower with no play, slight clean of the boys. Massage was standard push here, push there, apply oil, rub and hot towel finish. Told me flip and motioned for HE, I said yes please, she did the Johnny football money signal and I said yes. That was all the communication needed. Told me next time come before so we could take more time. Allowed roaming but couldn't insert. Made weird noises thinking it was turning me on but I honestly had to focus to avoid laughing. Finished up, warm towel, helped me dress. I gave her. 3 tip and she seemed appreciative. Didn't ask for more. May repeat. Heard at least 2 other girls in back.

**Member #7045** · 03-20-16 14:52

Originally Posted by DrewPark [View Original Post]

There have been pages written here about the service and rates at the Chinese AMPs, why were you surprised?

Who the fuck knows. Maybe I was hoping for a better place.

**Drew Park** · 03-20-16 08:20

Originally Posted by Wolfman19 [View Original Post]

Massage ok, flip I thought would be nice and then it went bad. She said HE was all that was available (couldn't understand) she started and it was bad...After she finished she said tip. I said that was in the higher price and she said no, 40 more. I offered 10 to get out, she said 40 so I left. She was cussing me (in Chinese) as I walked out the door. This is my last trip to AMP until I read much better services and rates are available again.

There have been pages written here about the service and rates at the Chinese AMPs, why were you surprised?

**Gator111** · 03-19-16 20:56

Hey there I have a question for the group I am visiting Orange Park in a couple of weeks and was wondering if there are any AMPs in the area that offer a little more then just a handshake I would appreciate any help and can return the favor of information if anyone is in the Carolinas.