Massage Parlor Reports

**BenBeck** · 03-25-16 10:51

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

What's the quality of massage / girls / services? Been getting tired of not getting too far on Belmont, looking for a change up.

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

Not really sure, I was quoting the last time Linda was brought up on the forums.

Well, as of this week there are 2 "girls" I've never seen there before. The regulars there were not around.

Neither was very attractive nor very young. 40 ish and stout. Still though, accommodating and good massage skills, standard stuff. Didn't ask for a name.

BB.

**DMichaels69** · 03-23-16 23:58

There is a place I go, the lady is a friend of mine and she says she sometimes has a stinky ass problem. She told me she never says anything and just gets a hot towel to wipe it down.

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

My friend unwisely took a job in Spring Valley, which is farm country, almost in Iowa. Horrible place. Messy. Unheated. In the middle of nowhere. 125 miles from me! I live in Lake County, Il and she is just off I80. She is legit. Will not give extras. But all the guys ask for extras. (Yeah, I get the irony). Each night she could not sleep because of the cold. She asked to quit, but owner said she could not leave until they found another girl. Finally she got sick and the owner relented. Last night (Tueday) she told me.

So this morning 7 am, drove down to Spring valley and got her. Drove her to Chinatown. We got there at noon. Checked into a rooming house. Spent the afternoon. Now I've got her cold, but it was worth it. I'll be spending all day with her tomorrow, (Thursday).

Now here's the advice part of the story: She told me all the customers in that town smell like "Ass". Don't wash, apparently. Stinky Asses, she says. Says her stomach turns as she tries to massage. I told her they need a sign out front. That they reserve the right to refuse anybody with a stinky ass.

In this "sport" where getting extras is sometimes uncertain. Just keep in mind, if your ass smells bad, you will be hurting your chances. So, do yourself a favor, and wash that ass before you visit.

As far as my recommendation of the Massage shop, my friend is gone (thank God), the owner is about 45-50, Chinese, thin, and gives off that extras vibe. She is now in the process of finding another woman. Bob.

**NewCleve** · 03-23-16 01:08

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Linda had a reopening? When were they closed?

BB.

Not really sure, I was quoting the last time Linda was brought up on the forums.

**BenBeck** · 03-21-16 16:44

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

What's the quality of massage / girls / services? Been getting tired of not getting too far on Belmont, looking for a change up.

Linda had a reopening? When were they closed?

BB.

**NewCleve** · 03-20-16 20:51

Originally Posted by JamesTChicago [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Linda's since the reopening? Thinking of heading there next week if it's worth it. Thanks!

What's the quality of massage / girls / services? Been getting tired of not getting too far on Belmont, looking for a change up.

**Truthfu11** · 03-18-16 22:30

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

Look at abbreviations on top of the page. Thats where I found it. Rocket Dork.

Maybe he isn't a very good shot and even though he gets MSOG the puck never gets in. Bob want's to make sure the stick is in the goal before he shoots again and again and again.

**Head First** · 03-18-16 17:05

Originally Posted by JohnBill1232 [View Original Post]

Is this place still around? Had a great time there but before I wanted to make the drive there wanted to make sure it's still the same.

It's still there as of noon today. At least the neon OPEN sign was flashing. Didn't stop in.

**CougarBait** · 03-18-16 15:33

Originally Posted by Wirelessone [View Original Post]

Good details, et al. As far as what you tipped, tip the lady what you feel like. Kim Kardashian can't break the internet and you giving up an extra $20 has not affect on the level of service the next monger receives, including those mongers who swipe the tip after the deed is done and the girl leaves the room, you know you are.

If you like the lady and the service, try and return soon and offer to massage her, it's a great passive / aggressive way to get her naked.

Wired.

Thank you. I don't think it was excessive. Maybe more than what others tip, but I wan't to be able to go back in there and be on good terms. Also compare it to individual services: massage was worth. 65 + . 20 tip so I paid. 4 for a hot HJ, from a sexy Asian chick. BP chicks, for. 4 are disgusting and it's not very hot. It makes you feel gross and scared. You have to spend at least $ on BP for something worth while.

**Rocket Dork** · 03-18-16 10:11

Originally Posted by HappyRob [View Original Post]

Was that FS msog?

Look at abbreviations on top of the page. Thats where I found it. Rocket Dork.

**HappyRob** · 03-17-16 23:15

Was that FS msog?

Originally Posted by JohnBill1232 [View Original Post]

I have gotten an hour before. For $20 more it's definitely more relaxing / massage time. Ruby used to give multiple pops with an hour.

**Wirelessone** · 03-17-16 22:09

Originally Posted by CougarBait [View Original Post]

Hey all, first time posting a report here..

Good details, et al. As far as what you tipped, tip the lady what you feel like. Kim Kardashian can't break the internet and you giving up an extra $20 has not affect on the level of service the next monger receives, inlcuding those mongers who swipe the tip after the deed is done and the girl leaves the room, you know you are.

If you like the lady and the service, try and return soon and offer to massage her, it's a great passive / aggressive way to get her naked.

Wired.

**Gamma P** · 03-17-16 22:08

I don't know Amanda, but a few years ago I had a really great experience with a latina named Christina at Oki Doki. She was fantastic.

Originally Posted by CraigGerton [View Original Post]

Anybody know where the Latina at Oki Doki went, think it was Amanda.

Also wondering if Lily from Tpro is still around of left.

PM me if you know.

**JohnBill1232** · 03-17-16 10:52

Is this place still around? Had a great time there but before I wanted to make the drive there wanted to make sure it's still the same.

**JohnBill1232** · 03-17-16 10:49

I have gotten an hour before. For $20 more it's definitely more relaxing / massage time. Ruby used to give multiple pops with an hour.

Originally Posted by HeadFirst80 [View Original Post]

Another visit at lux. Above average looks and very good attitude. I'm not sure if its worth staying for an hour though.

Anyone else tried for an hour? Not a big fan of TS. What else would be different??

**Jadedone** · 03-17-16 09:41

Originally Posted by WhiteRookDown [View Original Post]

You asked HER if the tip was enough? Would you have coughed up $80 or $100 if she'd asked for it? You don't leave money out before, and you don't ask if the tip is enough. No wonder the AMP experience is no longer an experience, but a crapshoot. Emphasis on crap.

Meh, its a rookie mistake. I've over tipped for mediocre service earlier in my mongering career as well.