The Rat Trap

[Chris5]

Hey Billy I left you a nice little message in the massholes thread. I hope you like it buddy. LOL! I know you read the Orlando RAT TRAP more than your own Boston shit hole thread, which is why I'm posting this here as well. Hope you eventually crawl out from underneath that rock you're hiding under. Also tell your boy bacon that Chris5 says to drop fucking dead!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

I will do you a favor and let you spend more time with your gifted family. Every now and then I'll do a post about your dumb ass but you will be ignored by me. Just remember this is NOT real life tough guy. Say hi to the family for me! You know the dude you've never met but you spend all your time arguing with on usasg! LOL! Yet I'm the crazy one. I will admit usasg is a great site! You can have the last words tough guy.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

That's the spirit Chris! He's back! I missed you brother, gettin' all soft on me lately. Good ole C5.

Didn't want you to lose your street cred. do dah da da do da dah the champ is here! C5 in the house!

Looks like I struck a nerve with my post! Better than striking your funny bone. Right because I'm funny, I amuse you, right Spider?

So I had no choice but to change it up.

I've heard of the paparazzi, but this is the papa'nazi! PG, No sex for you! PG, No Usasg for you! You here too much.

Hey champ, still profiting off providers? How's that working out now that Brandi is on the endangered pussy list?

Guess you'll be Rollin' Flintstone style in the Crust'Stang for quite a bit longer.

Anymore fake reviews coming up brother? Just in time for another brother to get robbed?

Guess what son? Still with the same woman for 16 years and have two little kids. No marriage is perfect buddy but we are doing just fine thanks for asking.

And you know I love talking about the kids. Yep my boy, love that kid, we were told after his school evaluation at 5 1/2 yrs old that he was a genius. He did so well that I called the creators of the evaluation to double check if the school performed the assessment correctly. Yep everything was fine. When he attended his new school in first grade they immediately tested him for the gifted program, do you know what that is? No it's not a gift wrapping class. Florida defines gifted students as students who have superior intellectual development and are capable of high performance.

To make it a bit simpler to understand for you champ: it's a way to keep the special ones segregated from bozos like you.

They bring you in with a school psychologist and they do an entry test. If you quality then you move forward to a full blown IQ test. God I just love talking about this. (Dude you should of never asked about the family, poor move).

So guess what C5? My son tested out with a 140 IQ. Just so you understand, your number, I might be a bit generous (based on your brilliant discussions here on the board) I'd say your about an 80-85 IQ. I digress, so after your child qualifies then you sit in a little room with his teacher, the gifted teacher and the school psychologist as they tell you how amazing your child is! Sorry this never happened to you buddy. Thought maybe you could live vicariously through PG for a moment, just wanted to give my buddy a little taste. Funny thing is, something he was not tested on, his art. The kid draws like he's a fuqn prodigy. Hey, (light bulb moment) maybe I'll have him send you an autograph piece of his work. No worries brother you can sell it! Therefore, maybe we can spare another poor unfortunate female victim from losing her central and lateral insicors to your BB gun.

Funny Christopher, we were walking to school the other day and I was telling him about you and a short little yellow bus rolled by. My son says, "what is that?" I ecstatically reply, "that's it, that's the bus I was telling you about that, the one Chrissy rode to school everyday" it just looked so foreign to him. , you could tell he was having a hard time wrapping his head around it.

See, he knows all about you now champ! I told him always to be nice to you guys, make sure their helmets are on snug and tight, keep them away from sharp objects and to always be humble.

Because you worry about me on here so much I'll do this for you son. Instead of minimizing the window when I'm not on here (it still will show a green dot even though your not on) in the future I will click the X. Fuq, I do not want you stroking out on me in worry and brother guess what? You can still make six figures and have a very flexible schedule! And news flash, it's not selling Heroin! I know this sounds very bizarre right now but son, The American dream is alive and well!

Gotta (click) off now, have sweet dreams pumpkin and I look forward to more 'fan mail' from you soon brother!

I'll send an Autograph PG T shirt for your unwavering support. It says on it, PG hooked up with Dallas and all I got was this stinking T-shirt! Your going to love it.

Take care my man.

P Pesci G.

PG what's with the long ass book? Where is your so called wife and kid's? Dude you seriously need professional help. You are NOT all the way there in the head. You do know this is NOT real life DON'T you? This is the internet. This is a sex guide site. This is not real dude! You know ZERO about me and unlike YOU, I'm not STUPID enough to discuss my private life on the internet. This is NOT real life dude. You and I odds are will NEVER meet in person! Your married supposedly for 20 years and have gifted children and you make a million dollars a year. LOL! ,seriously dude, who cares on this site? AGAIN this is not REAL! I have no kid's or a nagging ass wife. I have no obligations to anyone. You claim your this great family man and this and that. REALLY? Yet you find time all day and night to play around with me on the internet. Dude you need help mentally. I say fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your dog's, cat's, goldfish, rabbits and most importantly, fuck you! This is NOT real life! You can't argue with a IDIOT. So post and say all you want about me. The me you've never met in REAL life and never will. Your a classic internet tough guy who would let his wife get ass raped right in front of you and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! You're a waste of time dude. You ever want that drink with me, hit up the doll house strip club on OBT. I'm easily able to be found. Bring that fancy wine rich boy. Me and my ghetto crew would love to taste it.

Chris5.

[PharmaGuy]

Your wife if the beitch even has a brain is cheating on Dumb ass anyway. LOL! You spend a lot of time on this site family man!! Your so called kid's must be retarded as fuck to have a so called dad NEVER around and whose on a sex guide site all day. Some people just should NOT have kids! LOL! So let's here more jokes funny man! EXACTLY how many kids do you have again son?

Chris5.

That's the spirit Chris! He's back! I missed you brother, gettin' all soft on me lately. Good ole C5.

Didn't want you to lose your street cred. do dah da da do da dah the champ is here! C5 in the house!

Looks like I struck a nerve with my post! Better than striking your funny bone. Right because I'm funny, I amuse you, right Spider?

So I had no choice but to change it up.

I've heard of the paparazzi, but this is the papa'nazi! PG, No sex for you! PG, No Usasg for you! You here too much.

Hey champ, still profiting off providers? How's that working out now that Brandi is on the endangered pussy list?

Guess you'll be Rollin' Flintstone style in the Crust'Stang for quite a bit longer.

Anymore fake reviews coming up brother? Just in time for another brother to get robbed?

Guess what son? Still with the same woman for 16 years and have two little kids. No marriage is perfect buddy but we are doing just fine thanks for asking.

And you know I love talking about the kids. Yep my boy, love that kid, we were told after his school evaluation at 5 1/2 yrs old that he was a genius. He did so well that I called the creators of the evaluation to double check if the school performed the assessment correctly. Yep everything was fine. When he attended his new school in first grade they immediately tested him for the gifted program, do you know what that is? No it's not a gift wrapping class. Florida defines gifted students as students who have superior intellectual development and are capable of high performance.

To make it a bit simpler to understand for you champ: it's a way to keep the special ones segregated from bozos like you.

They bring you in with a school psychologist and they do an entry test. If you quality then you move forward to a full blown IQ test. God I just love talking about this. (Dude you should of never asked about the family, poor move).

So guess what C5? My son tested out with a 140 IQ. Just so you understand, your number, I might be a bit generous (based on your brilliant discussions here on the board) I'd say your about an 80-85 IQ. I digress, so after your child qualifies then you sit in a little room with his teacher, the gifted teacher and the school psychologist as they tell you how amazing your child is! Sorry this never happened to you buddy. Thought maybe you could live vicariously through PG for a moment, just wanted to give my buddy a little taste. Funny thing is, something he was not tested on, his art. The kid draws like he's a fuqn prodigy. Hey, (light bulb moment) maybe I'll have him send you an autograph piece of his work. No worries brother you can sell it! Therefore, maybe we can spare another poor unfortunate female victim from losing her central and lateral insicors to your BB gun.

Funny Christopher, we were walking to school the other day and I was telling him about you and a short little yellow bus rolled by. My son says, "what is that?" I ecstatically reply, "that's it, that's the bus I was telling you about that, the one Chrissy rode to school everyday" it just looked so foreign to him. , you could tell he was having a hard time wrapping his head around it.

See, he knows all about you now champ! I told him always to be nice to you guys, make sure their helmets are on snug and tight, keep them away from sharp objects and to always be humble.

Because you worry about me on here so much I'll do this for you son. Instead of minimizing the window when I'm not on here (it still will show a green dot even though your not on) in the future I will click the X. Fuq, I do not want you stroking out on me in worry and brother guess what? You can still make six figures and have a very flexible schedule! And news flash, it's not selling Heroin! I know this sounds very bizarre right now but son, The American dream is alive and well!

Gotta (click) off now, have sweet dreams pumpkin and I look forward to more 'fan mail' from you soon brother!

I'll send an Autograph PG T shirt for your unwavering support. It says on it, PG hooked up with Dallas and all I got was this stinking T-shirt! Your going to love it.

Take care my man.

P Pesci G.

[Chris5]

Your wife if the beitch even has a brain is cheating on Dumb ass anyway. LOL! You spend a lot of time on this site family man!! Your so called kid's must be retarded as fuck to have a so called dad NEVER around and whose on a sex guide site all day. Some people just should NOT have kids! LOL! So let's here more jokes funny man! EXACTLY how many kids do you have again son?

Chris5.

[Chris5]

When is your nasty stank WIFE going to SUCK my dick? I want the beitch to choke on my cum going down her throat!! Why you not giving me her number? Obviously you ain't satisfied with her because your paying to fuck so called high class escorts. LOL! If I remember correctly you say you have kids? Your a real role model! Real internet tough guy. Do you even see your kids dude? Are you going to teach them to be just like you? LOL! Father of the year here on USA sex guide! Pathetic!

Chris5.

[PharmaGuy]

What's up with your girl Brandi 21 robbing one of our brothers?

Did she have to score some quick cash because she owed you $20 and was worried you were coming by to break off her front teeth with your pellet gun?

Still like my posts?

PG.

Guardian against all douchebaggery.

[TrailHunter]

Chris the fact is you kick no ones ass, you are on the receiving end of the beatings. The only person that thinks you won anything is your alter ego COCKHunter. Shit, your only ally on the Massholes thread is the despised NegZERO, whos last dozen posts focus mostly on his lust for cock, way to pick them loser.

Regarding Bacon, yes he retired much the same way Rocky Marciano did, un-fucking defeated, 49 and 0. He took on all comers and crushed it.

Lastly, you scare me as much as Ginger and her receptacle COCKHunter, not even a little.

Ginger likes you, she said that you are a NICE GUY LOL.

Have a nice day cleaning toilet bowls lmao.

TrailHunter & Ginger.

[GeorgeMason]

1. Trailhunter just bought a 'Chriss Gay Boy' CD. Funny when he played it, it started skipping.

2. BlowMyMt have start to call Chriss 'Gaylord Chriss'. Chriss say it not even true as he has not been knighted yet.

3. I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a raggedy-ass black Stang like Chriss drive.

4. Today Chriss say he think it strange that Donald Duck never wear pants but when he get out of the shower he has a towel wrapped around hisself. I think it strange an a bit gay that Chriss was looking in the first place.

5. I ask Chriss if there were 20 dicks in front of him how many would he choke on? He say none. So he must be a real professional then.

6. Trailhunter ask Chriss would he rather have a winning lottery ticket or a big dick. Chris say that easy, a big dick of course. Tearing up the lottery ticket Trailhunter say: 'ok bend over'.

7. When Chriss choose the fake name he use on the Trail, he choose Chriss Mercury. Turns out Mercury was only Chriss second choice. His first choice was Uranus.

8. Chriss say he ashamed to admit he been forced to have gay sex at gunpoint before. He say he don't like resorting to violence but he will if he have to.

9. One night in prison Chriss had sex for 3 hours and did not cum. Five inmates and not even one fucking reach around.

10. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} never quite made it as gay burglars. Ever time they break into a house they wanted to rearrange the furniture and leave a quiche in the oven.

11. Chriss is butt-fucking his boyfriend {BlowMyMt} when Chriss says he thinks he has AIDS. BlowMyMt say: 'What'? Then Chriss say he only kidding and that he just like the way BlowMyMt ass tightens when he say it.

12. Chriss doctor ask him if he gay? Chriss say that odd question doc, why? Doctor say it not common for patients to come for prostate exam 7 times a month.

13. Chriss having dream last night. Questionable whether it was a bad dream. He kept repeating: 'Nice dick', 'Nice dick'.

14. Chriss said he woke up feeling all gay today. Mind you, he did have a big dick in his mouth. BlowMyMt you devil you!

15. Rumor has it Chriss drop the soap a world record 73 times in his first prison shower.

16. I not a suspicious person but Chriss just tell me he going to Bangkok on vacation this year. If that so, why do he have coach tickets to San Francisco?

17. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter ad BlowMyMt} do alot of boxing. Boxing was originally invented by gays. Think about it. Two topless men in silk shorts fighting over a belt.

18. In hindsight, a better name for Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} who he met on the Trail would probably be 'Trailhummer'.

19. Chriss is writing a book about a serial killer that start working his way threw all the gays in his community. It called 'My Autobiography'.

20. Chriss save money on ribbed rubbers by just eating sweetcorn the night before.

21. Word is that Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are really Muslims. They Muslim names are Rhammit, Jhammit and Khrammit.

Hey Chriss, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand!

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS!

[TrailHunter]

1. Chriss ask the hot blonde nurse working in his hospital ward for a blowjob the other day. He told Chriss to fuck off.

2. According to the ABC show 'Is Oral Sex Safe' you can get cancer by give or getting blowjobs. This make Chriss in double trouble of getting cancer.

3. Chriss has the gayest walk ever. Just for a laugh his boyfriend {Trailhunter} tie his shoe laces together. Chriss didn't even notice.

4. Police report a woman was attacked by 2 gay men last night. Chriss hold her down so his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} can do her hair.

5. Chriss farted in class one day. It was so fucking embarrassing. It smell like Vasoline.

6. Chriss go out with his boyfriend {Trailhunter} to a gay bar. Chriss was get bored and he yawned. Trailhunter now get mad at Chriss because he got 6 phone numbers when he yawned.

7. Remember Chriss, it only gay if you push back. Oh shit you really are gay.

8. Chriss daddy take him to a gay brothel for his 18th birthday. Chriss thank him for being so understanding. His daddy say: 'understanding? I got you a job here you lazy bent little fucker'.

9. Chriss say gays give him the willies. Chriss say gays give him the willies. Chriss say gays give him their willies.

10. Trailhunter call Chriss and tell him he selling his microwave. He say the kids put the pet rooster in it and now ever thing taste like cock. He thought Chriss may be interested.

11. Chriss say he want to settle down some day. Probably on the end of a big dick.

12. Game of checkers teach Chriss that a man with another man on top of him make him a king. But life teach Chriss that it make him a queen.

13. Every Saturday night Chriss say he wake to the sound of his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} having sex. Unless it the pain in Chriss ass that wake him first.

14. What do Christians and Chriss have in common? They both say: 'Ahh, men'.

15. It clear why gay guys like Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are always so happy. They do not have any women to fuck up there life and they get all the anal they want.

16. Breaking News Chriss! Scientists found cure for HIV virus that cause AIDS. They have call it 'Not Being Gay'.

17. Contrary to popular belief Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are not 'practicing homos'. They very good at it and need no practice.

18. Chriss say one man's junk is another gay mans treasure.

19. Chriss is one of the original Village People. He the Village Idiot.

20. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} will never die of 'natural causes'. They suck dick and take it up the ass. Nothing natural about that.

21. If you don't like gay marriage blame the straight people like Chriss, Trailhunter and BlowMyMt parents. They the ones keep having gay babies.

BONUS JOKE (this week only). Macaca, macaca, macaca, macaca, macaca!

* Of course as usual Chriss won't respond because he to busy having a 6-way with his hand! *.

Lmfao!

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS!

Always talkin about dick hmmm.

TrailHunter.

[BillyBaloney]

Can you stop dodging my fucking question and admit I got your butt buddy bacon to retire his account? I did that!! And YOUR fucking NEXT Billy Boy!

Chris5.

Chris the fact is you kick no ones ass, you are on the receiving end of the beatings. The only person that thinks you won anything is your alter ego COCKHunter. Shit, your only ally on the Massholes thread is the despised NegZERO, whos last dozen posts focus mostly on his lust for cock, way to pick them loser.

Regarding Bacon, yes he retired much the same way Rocky Marciano did, un-fucking defeated, 49 and 0. He took on all comers and crushed it.

Lastly, you scare me as much as Ginger and her receptacle COCKHunter, not even a little.

[PharmaGuy]

Watch yourself Bubba. I'm actually starting to enjoy your posts.

Chris5.

Just starting?

I was under the assumption that you were too broke to afford a translator?

Congrats, that was a wise investment and WOW, you did under $60 coins!

Well done brother, well done! You are a crafty S. O. B.

The 'H' must be selling well!

PG.

[Chris5]

A clown?

You mean, let me understand this, because I, maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Idiot?

Well damn you I am the smartest idiot you have ever met!

No not a monger!

I am a dreamer! And I do dream some hot ones! Yes, I do hate that term monger, despise it actually.

Yes I am very confused about my sexuality?

Yeah I guess, I do not know whether to sleep with 1-2 or maybe 3 girls at once!

Or maybe I'm just gay, but we may never know! Ahhh dammit, just spilled my spritzer on my new chiffon. OK, got to go now Brokeback Mountain just came on and I think I smell my carrot cake burning in the oven, toodles.

PG.

Watch yourself Bubba. I'm actually starting to enjoy your posts.

Chris5.

[PharmaGuy]

Pharma guy is an IDIOT! However he deserves a little of my time because I'm going to have his WIFE suck my dick soon. PG is no real monger. He is just on this site for fun and games. PG even admitted he is no monger. PG is not really a bad dude. He is just severely confused about his sexuality. Now you Billy Boy are a fucking coward. I have been calling you out for day's in Massholes to no avail. Now you want to appear here in the RAT TRAP and talk shit. I kicked your ass in Boston. You and bacon! I made bacon retire his account! I ate him up. You are no match for me Billy Boy From Boston Massachusetts. I am a MONGERING GENIUS!! You are flat out jealous of my great intel I provide this board. PG is a clown. Funny guy, but that's it. ZERO mongering. PG I could easily sit for a drink with. He makes me laugh, he really does! But you asshole, are a fucking LOSER! My friend TH is tearing you and your Boston Crew up in massholes right now. Chris5 is not needed there now. I will concentrate on the assholes here in Orlando! This Orlando Board is full of them. How is your butt buddy bacon?

Chris5.

A clown?

You mean, let me understand this, because I, maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Idiot?

Well damn you I am the smartest idiot you have ever met!

No not a monger!

I am a dreamer! And I do dream some hot ones! Yes, I do hate that term monger, despise it actually.

Yes I am very confused about my sexuality?

Yeah I guess, I do not know whether to sleep with 1-2 or maybe 3 girls at once!

Or maybe I'm just gay, but we may never know! Ahhh dammit, just spilled my spritzer on my new chiffon. OK, got to go now Brokeback Mountain just came on and I think I smell my carrot cake burning in the oven, toodles.

PG.

[TrailHunter]

Yup, he sure has me running scared. When his girl Ginger is not stretching his ass out with giant strap -ons he manages to craft gems like this:

I am sure everyone here is saying " BTG, how can you go on after that kind of attack?" Yes COCKHunter is really tearing things up in Boston all right.

Chris, make no mistake, you were and are the scum of this site providing no value. I, on the other hand, am here to wash the scum off the streets.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

All the animals come out at night - ******, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. Travis Bickle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IAJFCxAP_Y

You're like the toilet bowls you clean.

TrailHunter & Ginger.