Escort Reports

**TheDaytimer** · 03-11-16 13:31

Our Miss UTR and Bachelor #1 met backstage to iron out the details of their upcoming date. He extended his arms to embrace her and she got a look at his hands and how SMALL they were with a few crooked fingers. Well,, she knew exactly what small hands meant and assumed crooked fingers meant something else was also crooked so she asked the producer if she could change her selection to Bachelor #2, someone she saw before, albeit in a clandestine relationship.

Bachelor #2 is a mature gentleman, not quite as tall as Bachelor #1, and evidently lives the good life as exhibited by a few extra pounds around the middle. His hands are larger than those of bachelor #1 and his fingers are firm and straight. That turned Miss UTR on and she simply had to have Bachelor # 2. The producer agreed to the switch and they had a wonderful date at a secure location in a safe neighborhood. While all of the reviews of miss UTR on the forum for our game show were superb, our Bachelor #2 had an even better time than he remembered. Her oral skills are second to none and she absolutely loves dating older guys. Bachelor #2 can't wait for the rerun of this show.

Originally Posted by SideRef75 [View Original Post]

Cue up the Dating Game music in the backround. Bachelor number one is a 6'4", 210 lb stud with mesmerizing blue eyes and flowing blonde locks that graduated from USC. Described by his peers as a professional beach bum.

His goals in Life are to dodge responsibility, be a general menace to society, o,o,o, and save the baby seals. Ladiesssss and Gentlemen, let's all give a warm round of applause to thee next friend of the mystery UTR!

**MuffDiverDan** · 03-11-16 11:17

If anyone wants to share the new Goddesses digits this old timer would appreciate it, I got no poems or rhymes, but could use a break, Pickens in Dayton are slim these days, I usually go to Cincy.

**ToeJam57** · 03-11-16 10:39

Fairly new to these boards but not the hobby. Hopeful to meet the UTR. Understandable if not one of the select few, especially with little posts, senior status, and her client base almost full. Mostly on Cincy boards but venture to the Gem City often.

-Cheers.

**Member #5118** · 03-11-16 10:21

I had an extended visit with our sexy little UTR recently and could not have been more pleased. My legs were a little rubbery afterwards but it was well worth it. This little lady took everything I gave her except Greek which I am not into for 3 hours straight with breaks between pops of course but there is no doubt she could have and would have been more that happy to take more. Very sexy and easy to talk to. The accommodations are seriously the best I have ever experienced and I believe others would agree that have been blessed. Clean linens were provided afterwards for a nice shower in which she happily joined me for. My advice if you're chosen be respectful, do not share info with others that have not been chosen for everyone's safety, she is not a clock watcher but be aware of your time and if you stay longer award her accordingly for it. Good luck and be safe let's keep this diamond in the rough safe and well taken care of so we can enjoy for sometime hopefully.

**SideRef75** · 03-10-16 07:54

Originally Posted by NdayGuy [View Original Post]

I sure hope not. !

Just my attempt to add some wit and humor to a situation that far too many guys on this forum are taking way too seriously. Remember guys, the purpose of this "hobby" is to derive enjoyment, at least it is in my opinion.

I hope all of us are at least high school graduates, so let's leave the drama back there. If there are rules, or boundaries in place that you don't agree with, simply move on.

"Disclaimer" This message was paid for by the Save the UTR Foundation, and I approved it!

**Ktom13** · 03-10-16 03:08

Reading a lot on UTR reviews, has wet my tastebuds to say the least. Just wondering if UTR is still handing out dreams. Send 'them my way. Stay safe and utr. .

KT.

**TheDaytimer** · 03-09-16 21:41

Originally Posted by SideRef75 [View Original Post]

Cue up the Dating Game music in the backround. Bachelor number one is a 6'4",210 lb stud with mesmerizing blue eyes and flowing blonde locks that graduated from USC. Described by his peers as a professional beach bum.

His goals in Life are to dodge responsibility, be a general menace to society, o,o,o, and save the baby seals. Ladiesssss and Gentlemen, let's all give a warm round of applause to thee next friend of the mystery UTR!

I sure hope not. !

**SideRef75** · 03-09-16 08:05

Cue up the Dating Game music in the backround. Bachelor number one is a 6'4",210 lb stud with mesmerizing blue eyes and flowing blonde locks that graduated from USC. Described by his peers as a professional beach bum.

His goals in Life are to dodge responsibility, be a general menace to society, o,o,o, and save the baby seals. Ladiesssss and Gentlemen, let's all give a warm round of applause to thee next friend of the mystery UTR!

**Edwin781** · 03-08-16 18:12

I'm vouched and verified on p411. I would like to be a chosen one LOL, Please choose me!

**HotLcndyt** · 03-08-16 17:25

Ugh. I really want to see this young lady. What's it take. I can't write a poem LOL. Not that creative. I am however, fit, handsome, clean cut, normal, respectful and fun. For the love of god select me.

**Billie Bobb** · 03-08-16 15:16

Originally Posted by SpaSearcher [View Original Post]

Lucky you, looks like a few are getting selected. I'm still hoping for mine.

I too would like to be considered. What do I need to do?

**SpaSearcher** · 03-08-16 14:10

Originally Posted by Bucknut69 [View Original Post]

I was one of the lucky ones to receive "the golden ticket" I got a Pm that said I was chosen and when I wanted to see her. I Pm'ed back right away. I set up the dream for this afternoon. I was greeted by an absolutely gorgeous young girl. We went to her room and had a lot of fun. The BBBJ was amazing. We then proceded to cowgirl then mish then a little 69. The Daty tasted nice and clean. I will definately repeat.

Lucky you, looks like a few are getting selected. I'm still hoping for mine.

**Bucknut69** · 03-08-16 13:36

I was one of the lucky ones to receive "the golden ticket" I got a Pm that said I was chosen and when I wanted to see her. I Pm'ed back right away. I set up the dream for this afternoon. I was greeted by an absolutely gorgeous young girl. We went to her room and had a lot of fun. The BBBJ was amazing. We then proceded to cowgirl then mish then a little 69. The Daty tasted nice and clean. I will definately repeat.

**Raider1687** · 03-08-16 11:13

I would like to meet the UTR. Please check my post history. Nothing but TOFTT and quality information in Columubus, Cincinnati and I am now south of Dayton.

**Member #5118** · 03-07-16 16:33

I have been asked to let everyone know that our UTR's circle of friends is almost full. If you have had the pleasure of meeting this little lady then as you know you are one of the fortunate ones. Unfortunately I cannot share any more info other than that. I respect my contact and their wishes not to share any info. I would provide that same respect to any other respected senior that would ask the same of me and you should to. My advice is avoid all the drama and act like a respectful adult and for those of you that know good things will happen but you have to earn that over time. You will not be invited otherwise. This is good advice for everyone. I am not a white knight and if you do not like my advice or have an issue with this then take a look at yourself because that is why you have not been blessed. Please be safe and I wish you luck!