BackPage Advertiser Reviews

**SirRegal** · 03-06-16 03:43

Originally Posted by ProfessorGun69 [View Original Post]

Anybody know the stats on this girl? Approximate height and weight?

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...-0-0-n/4409371

On her other ad she wrote: 34 D-26-37,5' 7" Curvy Korean Joon Awaits You.

**ProfessorGun69** · 03-05-16 22:33

Anybody know the stats on this girl? Approximate height and weight?

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...-0-0-n/4409371

**Professor Fun** · 03-05-16 22:02

Originally Posted by MeinArschUndde [View Original Post]

When did you see her might I ask. Reason being, I saw her two years ago and her boobs were done then. (Her web site indicates her first boob job was over 5 years ago on 10/22/10.) Did she upgrade to a larger pair since then? Frankly, she's such a big girl, I thought she could have gone larger. (but then again, that is my fetish talking).

Darn I never noticed the boobs LOL I had my sights set elsewhere #greek.

**Splitlickety** · 03-05-16 14:43

Originally Posted by LarryHoover [View Original Post]

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...beauty/3927252

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...ideout/5715223

So I know the girl going by "Allana" is using fake pics, but she's advertising a two girl special. Judging by the similarity in the videos of these two ads, I assume she's working with the girl "Rose / Kayla / Luana". Am I tripping?

Hey bro. That's Rose Acosta in the pictures. Definitely not her. I've had luck with hispanic women not using their own pics for discretion purposes (Catholic families don't approve of the lifestyle). However, they try to use "similar" photos to their own. Unfortunately, they see themselves a little different than we do.

I'd avoid this one.

**SureYourRight** · 03-05-16 05:07

Originally Posted by LarryHoover [View Original Post]

She's fine, but that description of herself is stupid. You can't be thick and slim at the same time. What's sad is that she's not the only provider I've seen say that.

Natalie is thick where it counts and slim where it matters.

Thick thighs.

Thick lips.

Thick ass.

Thick tits (they are not giant but she is no spinner).

Slim waist.

Sadly this also applies: Slim chance of her answering her fucking phone.

**StillNotAPlaya** · 03-05-16 04:21

Originally Posted by LarryHoover [View Original Post]

She's fine, but that description of herself is stupid. You can't be thick and slim at the same time. What's sad is that she's not the only provider I've seen say that.

FYI, "slim thick" refers to a girl's slim waist and thick ass / tits. The term can be heard in a lot of rap songs.

**Larry Hoover** · 03-04-16 20:21

Originally Posted by Rdpuerco [View Original Post]

No review, the ad just cracked me up:

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...l-pics/5430001

She's fine, but that description of herself is stupid. You can't be thick and slim at the same time. What's sad is that she's not the only provider I've seen say that.

**AlohaJ** · 03-04-16 19:32

So can someone explain to me the purpose of these ads? Is it LE trying to make a bust, because if so, they are fooling anyone. If it isn't LE then what is point besides filling BP with random fake posts? I don't get it.

**MeinArschUndde** · 03-04-16 19:25

Originally Posted by TigBitLvr [View Original Post]

I basically had a carbon copy Xperience as did The Professor. She just had her boobs done at that time so no go playing with the girls! Then too many rules and also kinda mechanical! She's a bit on the bigger side for me so when riding paniolo style, my little pony decided he would go south and not cumplete the ride! YMMV as always.

When did you see her might I ask. Reason being, I saw her two years ago and her boobs were done then. (Her web site indicates her first boob job was over 5 years ago on 10/22/10.) Did she upgrade to a larger pair since then? Frankly, she's such a big girl, I thought she could have gone larger. (but then again, that is my fetish talking).

**RdPuerco** · 03-04-16 13:59

Originally Posted by SnatchThat [View Original Post]

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...ecials/5874957

She just posted, did some recon.

Bam: name change.

http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.co...worth/42992120

Here is a review (not mine):

"I called her and she answered the phone. She was immediately available. Very little screening. I went straight over. I should have known when I saw she looked nothing like the ad that I should leave. I didn't and later wished I had. Non-VIPS. I will not repeat and you should not waste your time. ".

Of course the pics are fake. They're well-known Internet model Angie Varona:

http://tiny url.com/gpkfh3d << remove the space.

**RdPuerco** · 03-04-16 13:21

No review, the ad just cracked me up:

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...l-pics/5430001

**Hifan** · 03-04-16 11:59

I saw Cherish as well. Without piling on, the descriptions by other folks are spot on. If you're looking for the BDSM "Punishment" visit, she may be worth it. Sort of a bossy, my way or the highway personality. Otherwise, skip.

Too bad. She's really hot. I'd love to be with her if she was GFE.

Originally Posted by ProfessorGun69 [View Original Post]

Wow! That's too many rules. Definitely crossed off the list.

**ProfessorGun69** · 03-03-16 23:49

Originally Posted by Insatiable808 [View Original Post]

Cherish has been advertising since early Feb, Pro Bowl timeframe. Good lookin', tiny girl with very smooth skin on her bod with a bit of acne on her face.

Can't imagine how many guys she's ripped off.

Definitely a NO FUN Girl & isn't that the whole purpose of this exercise??

Guys DO NOT patronize this petite provider.

You might as well flush your hard earned kala down the toilet.

Not friendly at all, uses industrial strength condoms, no touch titties, no touch nipples (too sensitive), no kisses (perish the thought), don't even think about touching or tasting her pussy or backdoor.

She only let me grab her ass & she wasn't too excited about that.

When I told her I brought my own thin condoms, she looked at me in a cold Nurse Ratchetty way & said, "I have everything we'll need".

She's definitely a BONER KILLER!!

Uninspiring Cov'd HJ & CBJ & she climbs on CG trying to get me off quickly.

Unfortunately, I'm a longlaster & she was kinda upset I requested a position change to mish.

She doesn't allow full penetration, tries to block & keep the Little Monster from going in even moderately deep.

Kept counting down the minutes on my hhr appt.

Her screwing was so CRAPpY, told her to just jerk me until I came. Made her get a damn good forearm workout as I took a while before I exploded in her palms.

Did a quick self cleanup in the bathroom before I gathered my stuff & left the room & shut the door in her face as she was telling me something.

If you enjoy giving your cash to way below average providers, then Cherish is your girl.

Other than that, too many other hotties out there more deserving of your time & attention.

She's going to piss off the wrong bruddah & that's going to be a bad scene.

Guys, you have been warned!

And I'm not the only monger to report Crappy Service from this strange girl.

Too bad, she'd make BANK, if she had a mentor to show her the way.

FWIW.

Be Safe,

Insatiable808.

Wow! That's too many rules. Definitely crossed off the list.

**Professor Fun** · 03-03-16 23:08

Originally Posted by TigBitLvr [View Original Post]

I basically had a carbon copy Xperience as did The Professor. She just had her boobs done at that time so no go playing with the girls! Then too many rules and also kinda mechanical! She's a bit on the bigger side for me so when riding paniolo style, my little pony decided he would go south and not cumplete the ride! YMMV as always.

Wrong girl Cherish'a Star is almost no rules and Greek msog a amazing time the other girl is Filipino and her name is cherish.

**YellowFever78** · 03-03-16 21:39

Originally Posted by Insatiable808 [View Original Post]

Cherish has been advertising since early Feb, Pro Bowl timeframe. Good lookin', tiny girl with very smooth skin on her bod with a bit of acne on her face.

Can't imagine how many guys she's ripped off.

Definitely a NO FUN Girl & isn't that the whole purpose of this exercise??

Guys DO NOT patronize this petite provider.

You might as well flush your hard earned kala down the toilet.

Not friendly at all, uses industrial strength condoms, no touch titties, no touch nipples (too sensitive), no kisses (perish the thought), don't even think about touching or tasting her pussy or backdoor.

She only let me grab her ass & she wasn't too excited about that.

When I told her I brought my own thin condoms, she looked at me in a cold Nurse Ratchetty way & said, "I have everything we'll need".

She's definitely a BONER KILLER!!

Uninspiring Cov'd HJ & CBJ & she climbs on CG trying to get me off quickly.

Unfortunately, I'm a longlaster & she was kinda upset I requested a position change to mish.

She doesn't allow full penetration, tries to block & keep the Little Monster from going in even moderately deep.

Kept counting down the minutes on my hhr appt.

Her screwing was so CRAPpY, told her to just jerk me until I came. Made her get a damn good forearm workout as I took a while before I exploded in her palms.

Did a quick self cleanup in the bathroom before I gathered my stuff & left the room & shut the door in her face as she was telling me something.

If you enjoy giving your cash to way below average providers, then Cherish is your girl.

Other than that, too many other hotties out there more deserving of your time & attention.

She's going to piss off the wrong bruddah & that's going to be a bad scene.

Guys, you have been warned!

And I'm not the only monger to report Crappy Service from this strange girl.

Too bad, she'd make BANK, if she had a mentor to show her the way.

FWIW.

Be Safe,

Insatiable808.

Damn, what a disappointment! She looked hot as f $& at in her BP ads and I contemplated taking a dip. Thankfully I didn't. Good looking out by posting this disheartening report.

Thanks for intel!