Massage Parlor Reports

[Tennis Nut]

Whether the girls are demonstrating ignorance or stupidy, the bottom-line is you're right. Our challenge is to find the (attractive) exceptions.

The optimist in me hopes and believes you're right. The experienced, pessimist in me replies, "doesn't work because you can't fix stupid. " Never underestimate the power and allure of stupidity and being myopic.

[BearBare]

Maybe this will be helpful: I rarely need to do this, but when a girl is negotiating too much, I just say, "Forget it," and start to get up to leave. That stops her in her tracks every time. Obviously she would rather make less money than none. And believe me, if a girl werer that business-oriented (instead of being pleasure-the-customer-oriented), I would walk out and give her nothing or--if we were at the end of a massage--a tip that is fair for JUST a therapeutic massage. If enough guys did that, the girls would learn. I suspect that wouldn't be necessary very often.

The optimist in me hopes and believes you're right. The experienced, pessimist in me replies, "doesn't work because you can't fix stupid. " Never underestimate the power and allure of stupidity and being myopic.

[Tennis Nut]

Maybe this will be helpful: I rarely need to do this, but when a girl is negotiating too much, I just say, "Forget it," and start to get up to leave. That stops her in her tracks every time. Obviously she would rather make less money than none. And believe me, if a girl werer that business-oriented (instead of being pleasure-the-customer-oriented), I would walk out and give her nothing or--if we were at the end of a massage--a tip that is fair for JUST a therapeutic massage. If enough guys did that, the girls would learn. I suspect that wouldn't be necessary very often.

[AmpFan09]

ALL AMP's in San Diego County are BLATANT RIP-OFF'S with NO ACTION TO BE HAD! They are ALL staffed by middle-aged, fugly asina women, who WILL NOT give ANY.

HE's. FS, or ANYTHING SENSUAL! They ALL need to be BOYCOTTED OUT OF BUSINESS!

Well clearly you are going to the wrong places or something is wrong with you. Read the posts there are plenty of good times to be had out there. Are there quite a few bad ones out there? You bet but just by.

Following what I have learned here I have never been unsuccessful in getting what I wanted. Sure every now and then the girl I want to see isn't there and I take a chance and sometimes I go somewhere where.

There has not been info but I know going in I am taking the chance. So to round this off if you go into these places with the attitude you display in this post its no wonder you don't get any.

[SwimnMex72]

Hi, I've been seeing escorts for a while now. I have been interested is going to a AMP for awhile. Any tips guys? If I can find FS that would be awesome. But I have a thing for older women. Any tips?

Thanks.

[TJ Dog]

See'Mon. Folks, these replies aren't productive. AMPs have their place and our goal here should be to weed out the poor service ones and promote the good ones. Just like I'm about to do now.

I visited Goto Massage and Spa this week and I'm happy to report a much better experience and enjoyable session. My attendant was Alice, who definitely understood my desire for attention and a relaxing, unrushed experience.

She recommended the the one-hour for $40.00, which include a basic table shower.

The rest of the massage and time together was pleasant, friendly and stimulating. Tip of $40.00 was gratefully accepted.

This is one place that I will be returning to.

I had a few good times there. But, had to spring for an extra 30 minutes to get the lights turned down and the erotic stuff underway. Still, no complaints from me.

[Cappy]

See'Mon. Folks, these replies aren't productive. AMPs have their place and our goal here should be to weed out the poor service ones and promote the good ones. Just like I'm about to do now.

I visited Goto Massage and Spa this week and I'm happy to report a much better experience and enjoyable session. My attendant was Alice, who definitely understood my desire for attention and a relaxing, unrushed experience.

She recommended the the one-hour for $40.00, which include a basic table shower.

The rest of the massage and time together was pleasant, friendly and stimulating. Tip of $40.00 was gratefully accepted.

This is one place that I will be returning to.

ALL AMP's in San Diego County are BLATANT RIP-OFF'S with NO ACTION TO BE HAD! They are ALL staffed by middle-aged, fugly asina women, who WILL NOT give ANY.

HE's. FS, or ANYTHING SENSUAL! They ALL need to be BOYCOTTED OUT OF BUSINESS!

[Member #5605]

Are you retarded?

No, but you clearly are!

[BillChang]

ALL AMP's in San Diego County are BLATANT RIP-OFF'S with NO ACTION TO BE HAD! They are ALL staffed by middle-aged, fugly asina women, who WILL NOT give ANY.
HE's. FS, or ANYTHING SENSUAL! They ALL need to be BOYCOTTED OUT OF BUSINESS!

LOL. 700+ posts and you come up with this gem?

[Bwetfan]

ALL AMP's in San Diego County are BLATANT RIP-OFF'S with NO ACTION TO BE HAD! They are ALL staffed by middle-aged, fugly asina women, who WILL NOT give ANY.

HE's. FS, or ANYTHING SENSUAL! They ALL need to be BOYCOTTED OUT OF BUSINESS!

Are you retarded?

[Member #5605]

I too visited Apple Lady late last week. I drew Kandi. It was a "pay more money" experience from the word hello.

Thanks go to the member who suggested saving one's money and book no longer than 30 minutes ($40), because you aren't going to get your full-time.

We agreed on $80 for nude BBBJ. After the funds were exchanged and "left the room", she began, but wouldn't undress. And yes, her English skills weren't the problem.

Even that didn't work out as shortly afterward she lubed me up to a HJ finish.

It was an uninspired, rushed session.

Sorry, but I can't recommend. But thank you to all the contributing members for heir guidance.

ALL AMP's in San Diego County are BLATANT RIP-OFF'S with NO ACTION TO BE HAD! They are ALL staffed by middle-aged, fugly asina women, who WILL NOT give ANY.

HE's. FS, or ANYTHING SENSUAL! They ALL need to be BOYCOTTED OUT OF BUSINESS!

[Cappy]

I too visited Apple Lady late last week. I drew Kandi. It was a "pay more money" experience from the word hello.

Thanks go to the member who suggested saving one's money and book no longer than 30 minutes ($40), because you aren't going to get your full-time.

We agreed on $80 for nude BBBJ. After the funds were exchanged and "left the room", she began, but wouldn't undress. And yes, her English skills weren't the problem.

Even that didn't work out as shortly afterward she lubed me up to a HJ finish.

It was an uninspired, rushed session.

Sorry, but I can't recommend. But thank you to all the contributing members for heir guidance.

So I've been around SD alot and been to a few places. Prefer Escorts to AMPs but I kind wanted a Massage.

Rolled in the Apple Lady around 8 ish and asked for Kandi, but apparently she had the night off. They said I could have Stella instead. I payed. 4 for an hhr and got in the room. Once Stella arrived I started to strip down. No Massage, No Flip, She started negotiating. I had pulled $$ out earlier so I went for broke right away and said 1. 6 for greek. She thought about it but said no (hey may, it worked for me in Singapore.) She didn't offer up FS but she said 1. 2 for a BBBJCIM. We eventually agreed on. 8 for BBBJCOT and she got to work. I insisted she strip but she left her bottoms on, turned out she was on the rag and that's why FS was off the menu. I poped and she cleaned up, before leading me from the couch to the table. The massage was meh at best, and she seemed to be more interested in Tickling me. Overall I enjoyed it. It wasn't a 300 baht 3 hour Thai Massage, but I have payed Pay more, for way less.

My Question for you guys. Do you know of any places (or private providers) that offer a Legit Therapeutic Massage, but still offer FS?

[CowBoom]

Had a very bad day as lost 800 $ and supervisor was on my ass the whole day. So while going to empty home, decided to check this place. Reached at 9 pm and only 1 car was there.

A.

Entered the spa by pulling the door. No buzz required. Nice enviroment. Mamasan asked half or full. I asked for half an hour. She insisted full. Coudnt understand mamasaan at all. Accent problem. I sticked with half. My past experience and fellow people on this form has suggested to go for half.

So gave 40 $ to mamasan upon entry to the parlor. She took me to room #2 and left the room without saying a word. I wasnt happy with this. After 3-4 minutes, girl knocked and entered the room. I really needed to use restroom so asked where is the restroom. Used the restroom and came back and she as still in the room. She left without saying a word. I undressed, and jumped on the bed face down. Girl entered the room. 36-37 Chinese women. Was wearing a top with leggings. 35-37 years Chinese women. Petite. She put a sheet on my whole body.

She started massaging with a very light pressure, couldn't feel anything. I asked her name. She didn't understood anything and said thanks. ! During massage I hinted her to play but she didn't respond. So I stopped. After few minutes she jumped on the bed and started ass play. I tried fondling her breast but she refused. So I stopped there. Flipped me over and she put paper towel on junior. Kept on fondling along with massage. Finally I asked her with a gesture for CBJ, she refused. I asked for HJ, she asked for tip. I asked how much she said 50 $. I gestured to show boobs, but she couldn't understand. Finally settled for 40 $ HJ only. No flashing, only touching. Very small chest and was wearing bra. I somehow managed to grab nipple. She gave HJ and cleaned. And then again started massaging. She left the room. I dressed and bounced out.

I gave her extra 10 $. She was sincere with massage and put in effort. Just because asian girl are very small, so their pressure doesn't feel heavy. I felt her honesty.

Questions:- if I ask for 1 hour then the girl undress but they finish everything in less than 30 minutes and kick me out. If I go for half hour they don't flash anything.

What should do?

Why they don't speak english. ? It becomes very difficult.

Never ask for an Hour, your only being ripped off (Typically your only getting a Half Hour). Ask for a Half Hour and if the session extendes longer, it shouldn't cost any more. These girls come to America on a work Visa, so their not going to speak much english (16 To 20+). Use your hands to motion what you want. Yea, I've been burned befor. When asked, Have you been here befor, ALWAYS SAY YES (make up a girls name, if you have too). You never get the girl pictured in the add, so read the forums and go by what the members say. Good Luck.

[BradBlk29]

Had a very bad day as lost 800 $ and supervisor was on my ass the whole day. So while going to empty home, decided to check this place. Reached at 9 pm and only 1 car was there.

A.

Entered the spa by pulling the door. No buzz required. Nice enviroment. Mamasan asked half or full. I asked for half an hour. She insisted full. Coudnt understand mamasaan at all. Accent problem. I sticked with half. My past experience and fellow people on this form has suggested to go for half.

So gave 40 $ to mamasan upon entry to the parlor. She took me to room #2 and left the room without saying a word. I wasnt happy with this. After 3-4 minutes, girl knocked and entered the room. I really needed to use restroom so asked where is the restroom. Used the restroom and came back and she as still in the room. She left without saying a word. I undressed, and jumped on the bed face down. Girl entered the room. 36-37 Chinese women. Was wearing a top with leggings. 35-37 years Chinese women. Petite. She put a sheet on my whole body.

She started massaging with a very light pressure, couldn't feel anything. I asked her name. She didn't understood anything and said thanks. ! During massage I hinted her to play but she didn't respond. So I stopped. After few minutes she jumped on the bed and started ass play. I tried fondling her breast but she refused. So I stopped there. Flipped me over and she put paper towel on junior. Kept on fondling along with massage. Finally I asked her with a gesture for CBJ, she refused. I asked for HJ, she asked for tip. I asked how much she said 50 $. I gestured to show boobs, but she couldn't understand. Finally settled for 40 $ HJ only. No flashing, only touching. Very small chest and was wearing bra. I somehow managed to grab nipple. She gave HJ and cleaned. And then again started massaging. She left the room. I dressed and bounced out.

I gave her extra 10 $. She was sincere with massage and put in effort. Just because asian girl are very small, so their pressure doesn't feel heavy. I felt her honesty.

Questions:- if I ask for 1 hour then the girl undress but they finish everything in less than 30 minutes and kick me out. If I go for half hour they don't flash anything.

What should do?

Why they don't speak english. ? It becomes very difficult.

[ManiMoe]

Please Can any recommend a M. P that has young spinner Asians or Latinas I'm under a lot of stress at work and I need to relief my self.