Massage Parlor Reports

**Humpfree** · 02-23-16 13:28

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

Great, Jennifer Massage and spa build out sold and new owners came in here. I went over there after seeing the ad http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7357/30546698 to check it out. Parking is easy right on North Avenue. Make sure you park at one of the broken meters, LOL. I was greeted at the door by a Chinese MILF in a short dress. She asked me, massage, and I agreed for Swedish, $60 for an hour. She offered a table shower for $10. I declined, having just showered. She took me to the room and told me to get ready. She came in and began the massage. She was friendly and had fair English. She gave a good Swedish, and, while she was doing it, I gave her the signs, and she gave them back to me. I gave her the standard tip and left smiling. Vets on this board know this woman as she has been an AMT in Chicagoland for a while, I've been told.

H-Rod.

I went for the Thai Massage, Lot of stretching, Arms Legs. Beautiful Chinese girl. Ill go back.
Haven't had a Thai massage in years. Great change of pace.
H-Rod was wright on.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7357/30546698

**JolieThornDog** · 02-23-16 11:41

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

None of these are foolproof. But Here are some clues.

Decoration: Chinese tend to be more decorated. Red is a favorite color. Wall hangings common. You might see incense, Buddhas, Waving cats (good luck). The Korean places seem to be less decorated. It's just my feeling. Probably bullshit.

Writing: Chinese characters are quite different from Korean. Angled lines, different stoke weights. Look at some Chinese websites and you'll see. At the risk of overgeneralizing, Korean characters, more horizontal and vertical lines. And Circles.

Language. Korean MTs seem to have better English Skills. Sometimes.

Say Hello: Chinese "Ni Hao" Korean: Ania-Say-o (phonetic). Again use the internet to get the pronunciation.

Price: Again, not a guarantee, but Chinese places (in the 'burbs) seem to charge $60 (maybe $65) per hour. Korean, $70-$80 per hour.

Location: No Korean places in Chinatown (LOL).

Ask me or guys on the forum. If we know we'll tell you.

Bob.

Thank you This is a huge help.

**Hrodebert** · 02-23-16 02:09

Great, Jennifer Massage and spa build out sold and new owners came in here. I went over there after seeing the ad http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7357/30546698 to check it out. Parking is easy right on North Avenue. Make sure you park at one of the broken meters, LOL. I was greeted at the door by a Chinese MILF in a short dress. She asked me, massage, and I agreed for Swedish, $60 for an hour. She offered a table shower for $10. I declined, having just showered. She took me to the room and told me to get ready. She came in and began the massage. She was friendly and had fair English. She gave a good Swedish, and, while she was doing it, I gave her the signs, and she gave them back to me. I gave her the standard tip and left smiling. Vets on this board know this woman as she has been an AMT in Chicagoland for a while, I've been told.

H-Rod.

**Sam Singer** · 02-22-16 23:59

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Writing: Chinese characters are quite different from Korean. Angled lines, different stoke weights. Look at some Chinese websites and you'll see. At the risk of overgeneralizing, Korean characters, more horizontal and vertical lines. And Circles.

See if this image helps for the above point Bob makes.

http://cdn2.geckoandfly.com/wp-conte...word-kanji.jpg

**Bob521** · 02-22-16 22:18

None of these are foolproof. But Here are some clues.

Decoration: Chinese tend to be more decorated. Red is a favorite color. Wall hangings common. You might see incense, Buddhas, Waving cats (good luck). The Korean places seem to be less decorated. It's just my feeling. Probably bullshit.

Writing: Chinese characters are quite different from Korean. Angled lines, different stoke weights. Look at some Chinese websites and you'll see. At the risk of overgeneralizing, Korean characters, more horizontal and vertical lines. And Circles.

Language. Korean MTs seem to have better English Skills. Sometimes.

Say Hello: Chinese "Ni Hao" Korean: Ania-Say-o (phonetic). Again use the internet to get the pronunciation.

Price: Again, not a guarantee, but Chinese places (in the 'burbs) seem to charge $60 (maybe $65) per hour. Korean, $70-$80 per hour.

Location: No Korean places in Chinatown (LOL).

Ask me or guys on the forum. If we know we'll tell you.

Bob.

Originally Posted by JolieThornDog [View Original Post]

I have been visiting MPs off and on since mid 80's and I have no idea how to tell a Korean MP from a Chinese. How do you tell the difference? Reading the forum indicates can get more mileage at Korean places.

I have only been offered and been able to get thekitty from latina places in So. FL. Any help is appreciated.

**JolieThornDog** · 02-22-16 21:29

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

I am not sure if this is fool proof or not. All of the Korean Spas I have been to, the masseuse will take your money while you both are in the room. All of the Chinese places I go to the Mamasan will take your money before she takes you to the room.

Thank you 4 the help.

**E6671** · 02-22-16 20:30

Originally Posted by JolieThornDog [View Original Post]

I have been visiting MPs off and on since mid 80's and I have no idea how to tell a Korean MP from a Chinese. How do you tell the difference? Reading the forum indicates can get more mileage at Korean places.

I have only been offered and been able to get thekitty from latina places in So. FL. Any help is appreciated.

I am not sure if this is fool proof or not. All of the Korean Spas I have been to, the masseuse will take your money while you both are in the room. All of the Chinese places I go to the Mamasan will take your money before she takes you to the room.

**WretchedBliss** · 02-22-16 19:15

Originally Posted by DaddyOne23 [View Original Post]

I went there late last week and got lily (or something like that). Did not get offered extras. Was dissapointed. I think I made a rookie mistake when I was relaxed during the massage and she asked if I'd been before, I didn't think and slipped out no. Anyway I wasnt impressed with my gal, she was youngish (no later than early 30's) but not that cute. As always YMMV.

You should try again! If you see the same girl, simply ask who else is around? She'll subtly take the hint. I think it's worth a try.

**JolieThornDog** · 02-22-16 14:03

I have been visiting MPs off and on since mid 80's and I have no idea how to tell a Korean MP from a Chinese. How do you tell the difference? Reading the forum indicates can get more mileage at Korean places.

I have only been offered and been able to get thekitty from latina places in So. FL. Any help is appreciated.

**DaddyOne23** · 02-22-16 13:56

Originally Posted by WretchedBliss [View Original Post]

I went there as well last week. Good times! $60 for the massage and $80 for a CBJ. The massage was good and relaxing then half way through, the masseuse got more comfortable. It was more like an erotic rub down.

I went there late last week and got lily (or something like that). Did not get offered extras. Was dissapointed. I think I made a rookie mistake when I was relaxed during the massage and she asked if I'd been before, I didn't think and slipped out no. Anyway I wasnt impressed with my gal, she was youngish (no later than early 30's) but not that cute. As always YMMV.

**WretchedBliss** · 02-21-16 22:54

Originally Posted by Miamiat [View Original Post]

I visited a few days ago and also found SexFreak's original experience, as well as Gamma's, to be dead on. Don't be fooled by padding though.

I went there as well last week. Good times! $60 for the massage and $80 for a CBJ. The massage was good and relaxing then half way through, the masseuse got more comfortable. It was more like an erotic rub down.

**Ben Franklin16** · 02-21-16 01:35

Been to this place twice. Will not be returning. The providers are youngish (30's to 40's) and attractive enough but I was rushed and the service was just plain bad both times. The second time I was there, the girl stop sucking midway through because I was "taking too long" and she was "tired. " It really took some prodding to get her mouth back onto it. The location is right on Michigan, just south of the river and there is a check-in desk when you walk into the building. It's nothing thorough. They basically just ask for the code of whichever suite you're going to. You can either call ahead and get it or the people at the desk will just call them for you and hand you the phone so the MP can tell you it. The receptionists probably know what goes on up there so it can be rather awkward. For the price of a full massage and extras, this place is not cheap and a man can get much more bang for his buck elsewhere. I know I do.

**CakeLover13** · 02-20-16 13:45

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

Papasan with a huge rack? Hey man, if that's your thing go for it! LOL!

I was thinking the same thing, huge rack on papasan?

**Member #5942** · 02-20-16 12:55

Originally Posted by CoolPatrick [View Original Post]

Recall you mentioned some contacts offering sensual massages in downtown loop area like Nylah. Would you minding sharing some intel? I'd PM you directly but I know you turned it off. Thanks!

Cool Patrick. I'm not a participant of this hobby so could not really help. I remember a location on 111 east Jackson 17 fl. On the same floor were other therapists who at the time and maybe now worked for her. Some of the workers are European. I had a friend from work (no not me) make a visit and comfirmed standard. Check out backpage and you should see ads for Jackson and clarke near board of trade. Xabi.

**Pura Vida** · 02-19-16 14:56

Tried it myself. Cheap entry fee. 5, average massage. On the flip offered to assist with a self service. Probably won't repeat far too many options out there.