Massage Parlor Reports

[Caribe]

So kept watching this ad on BP.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...ssage/60735356

Finally gave in and went, super busy strip mall, 7-11, Domnio's, tatoo parlor and this shit hole.

Went in and was immediately greeted by this old hunchback, smashed tooth, bag lady, just hideous. Asked if there's anyone else and she grabs my arm and tries to pull me into the back room. Wiggled free and high tailed it out of there. Thank god it was dark, any brighter and I would needed to get new eyes to replace what I just saw.

Totally killed the mood, I just want to go home shower and sleep!!

Haha! Another example of a BP ad promising paradise but actually offering Quasimodo providers. The ad even says there is a happy ending! Imagine Quasimodo giving you the handy instead of the girl in the ad pic.

[Maxen]

So kept watching this ad on BP.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...ssage/60735356

Finally gave in and went, super busy strip mall, 7-11, Domnio's, tatoo parlor and this shit hole.

Went in and was immediately greeted by this old hunchback, smashed tooth, bag lady, just hideous. Asked if there's anyone else and she grabs my arm and tries to pull me into the back room. Wiggled free and high tailed it out of there. Thank god it was dark, any brighter and I would needed to get new eyes to replace what I just saw.

Totally killed the mood, I just want to go home shower and sleep!!

[Mondo72]

Susan and Ellie from ACE are back at 123.

Hey MikeF,

Thanks for posting, only complain is the line will be going back to Garvey and around the corner now, LOL.

Mondo.

[MikeFandango]

Susan and Ellie from ACE are back at 123.

[Orion1938]

Wrong place to post for this I know but seeing all this Philippines talk just happens to be advantageous since I am heading out there for spring break. Would love someone with experience in Cebu to PM me so I have a game plan for when I get there. Thanks fellow mongers.

Go to ISG, click Asia, click The Philippines, scroll and study topics of interest.

Will be going soon to Singapore, Thailand, VN to enjoy the country scenaries. Yes!

Be safe.

[LucidDream]

Wrong place to post for this I know but seeing all this Philippines talk just happens to be advantageous since I am heading out there for spring break. Would love someone with experience in Cebu to PM me so I have a game plan for when I get there. Thanks fellow mongers.

[Wireless91910]

It's been about 10 years since I've been back, I would be afraid to go now. Not sure my heart could take all the pounding I would do.

Is that you on the sitting in the front row?

https://youtu.be/Q1MW_8RrZQk

P.S. : I knew this is not the board for PI girls, but just had to post this video.

They still will fuck you for real long time there too.

As you say in the 80's not the 2016's LOL.

PC out.

[Pcpc1688]

I can remember back in the 80's in San Diego at all the hostess bars in National City or Chula Vista, whenever a ship deployed, the Pinay's would come out of the shadows and "Fu## you real long time". I felt bad for all those Navy guys that married PI's and brought them to the US.

They still will fuck you for real long time there too.

As you say in the 80's not the 2016's LOL.

PC out.

[Wireless91910]

I can remember back in the 80's in San Diego at all the hostess bars in National City or Chula Vista, whenever a ship deployed, the Pinay's would come out of the shadows and "Fu## you real long time". I felt bad for all those Navy guys that married PI's and brought them to the US.

Love Cebu, the girls are really friendly and not quite jaded like the gals in Manila Angeles bar girls etc. JMHO.

I'm talking about normal office gals not bargirls / waitresses which were the one I had fun with as in overnights breakfast in bed, BJ training, and all do BBFS and rarely have I had an STD issue with a normal office type gal. Most younger ones already have babies but the Pinay body rebounds back from birth unlike their white girls here in the US. Once you oo Asian, well hard to go back to fat white gals that disintegrate body wise after 35.

PC out.

[Pcpc1688]

That is a great deal especially for a nonstop flight but do you really think that a virgin monger's first (and often only) trip to the Philippines should be to Cebu? When for around the same price they can experience the seedy adult Disneyland that is Angeles City?

Cebu is safer, has beautiful beaches, has history and culture, improved infrastructure and is cleaner. So what? When I punch my ticket I want it to be from heart failure while banging three girls in a cramped back room on blow job alley in Angeles!

BTW the moderators would probably prefer that we stick to massage parlor chat LOL.

Love Cebu, the girls are really friendly and not quite jaded like the gals in Manila Angeles bar girls etc. JMHO.

I'm talking about normal office gals not bargirls / waitresses which were the one I had fun with as in overnights breakfast in bed, BJ training, and all do BBFS and rarely have I had an STD issue with a normal office type gal. Most younger ones already have babies but the Pinay body rebounds back from birth unlike their white girls here in the US. Once you oo Asian, well hard to go back to fat white gals that disintegrate body wise after 35.

PC out.

[Pcpc1688]

How much the girls setting you back? Been thinking about Thailand ever been?

Any where from 1 k Peso tp 1. 5 k Peso GFE, BBFS, cim, cip, cim anywhere but depends on chemistry. If your an old fat bald 56+ white guy then your chances are good you can have a 20-25 yr old GF for 8-10 k pesos per week or less. Its 47.5 peso to 1 USD currently. You do the math LOL. Well worth the airline and hotel costs.

Check out Jacksons ISG, my handle the same there for reports all over SE Asia.

PC out.

[Sriracha]

After fucking 5 20-25 yr old Pinays last 2 weeks. It is better in the Phils LOL.

Go take the trip boys, well worth it and forget about the math LOL.

Philippine Air doing Nonstop to Cebu from LAx for 720 RT. That's really a great deal.

PC out.

That is a great deal especially for a nonstop flight but do you really think that a virgin monger's first (and often only) trip to the Philippines should be to Cebu? When for around the same price they can experience the seedy adult Disneyland that is Angeles City?

Cebu is safer, has beautiful beaches, has history and culture, improved infrastructure and is cleaner. So what? When I punch my ticket I want it to be from heart failure while banging three girls in a cramped back room on blow job alley in Angeles!

BTW the moderators would probably prefer that we stick to massage parlor chat LOL.

[Zman429]

After fucking 5 20-25 yr old Pinays last 2 weeks. It is better in the Phils LOL.

Go take the trip boys, well worth it and forget about the math LOL.

Philippine Air doing Nonstop to Cebu from LAx for 720 RT. That's really a great deal.

PC out.

How much the girls setting you back? Been thinking about Thailand ever been?

[Pcpc1688]

After fucking 5 20-25 yr old Pinays last 2 weeks. It is better in the Phils LOL.

Go take the trip boys, well worth it and forget about the math LOL.

Philippine Air doing Nonstop to Cebu from LAx for 720 RT. That's really a great deal.

PC out.

[Pcpc1688]

Saw a hottish MILF there today.

Nice see cups which I feed on along time, roaming but Aunt Glo was home but she's leaving tomorrow I think LOL.

I would hit that ass as she just had a good fuck me hard look which I would gladly.

75 out the door since just a handy with promise of more after Aunt leaves.

PC out.