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**Pretend** · 02-11-16 02:06

Originally Posted by OmegaSword [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ience/15537381

I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.

Back when she looked really good 2 years ago, she had her own car. I saw her a few times. The last being in my car, she is truly a human skunk on that last incident. Not only did I stop seeing her but the guilt of smelling the family car up made me stop using my car all together for good. It took quite some time to vent it out.

**Pretend** · 02-11-16 01:24

Originally Posted by TTY954 [View Original Post]

One of brazilian girls told me the latin girls don't do drugs because they send the money back to their families.

HAHA, thanks for laugh pal.

**MongerJim** · 02-11-16 00:22

I had an hour dream with Emily the other day. I'm very happy I did. Set up. Was easy. The damage for the hour was Ben Franklin and his buddy Ulysses Grant. Sometimes I'm looking for clean and nasty and Emily is perfect for that kinda day. Started with BBBJCIM. Daty on one of the fattest great tasting kitty ever. You can tell its been scored on often but the taste is great. Move to FS then greece finished with a great A2 M where she grabbed control rubbing my luttle man all over her face. What a good show Emily. Well worth it and def repeat.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...y-100/17169434

**TheCornKing** · 02-11-16 00:01

Originally Posted by OmegaSword [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ience/15537381

I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.

I read pretty good reviews, so I tried and tried. Text her she would answer then hours or a day would go by then a reply, same with phone conversations, .

I tried for weeks, never could get shit straight with her, now this review, I like skinny but I can't stand Aidz, or anything close to it.

After your first few sentences I don't see how you went through with it, should of settled for a BJ, HJ combo. Always a nice out, relax on the bed you don't have to even move, and you really can't catch any thing a pill or shot can fix. Just a thought for next gross chix you come across.

**TheCornKing** · 02-10-16 23:56

Originally Posted by AlexAmor46 [View Original Post]

Well looks like she came back fellas. With increased rates too. The 786 area code must provide that added boost in rates LOL.

Al.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...99571/18791103

" I'll do certain things For Extra donatio" don't call me, that's the best part of her ad, Don't call her, that is if your black or talk creepy. Her words.

**TailSct** · 02-10-16 23:26

Originally Posted by OmegaSword [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ience/15537381

I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.

I'm sure I don't have to tell you that it really sucks to be subjected to this brutal punishment you put yourself through. But let me tell you, with all the sexy Lexi's that I've been posting in the last few months to a year plus, I couldn't find much information on this Lexi. I thought I remember hearing good things about her, so I almost pulled the trigger and gave her a call today. From now on, at least until she gets her shit together, your review will serve to save us mongers some $.

**CrizNatz** · 02-10-16 22:33

Originally Posted by Nile827 [View Original Post]

? I see she shares a number with a girl named Raquel. Anyone seen either of them? Quick search turned up nothing useful.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...or-im/15237062

I saw her last summer at a surprisingly decent incall. Price was $ for the hhr. It was early and I think she was just waking up. Everything covered and super not into it. YMMV but she probably didn't shower cause I had that stank on me. She was 100% the girl in the pics, she is not hiding anything from her posted pics. What you see is what you get.

**Dastal** · 02-10-16 22:08

Originally Posted by ParanoidJohn [View Original Post]

Well I just wasted a two hours trying to see Ann. She was either strung out or drunk and I drove about 45 minutes to see her, talked a couple times as I slowly got closer and then left after waiting too long. She said her house was in foreclosure and please excuse the mess, which I was fine with (not really) but told her I was.

Anyway, giant time waster so good luck if you try to see her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ollars/7550676

My riding buddy has been wanting to see her but has been waiting for some feedback before pulling the trigger. Thanks for the update and I have a feeling he thought she might be a flake.

**ParanoidJohn** · 02-10-16 21:50

So after getting nowhere with Ann, I called Karmen.

Easy setup. $. 5 HH. That may be high but after wasting 2 hours elsewhere, it was worth it for how easy she was to setup with. She's really cute, especially if you like dark hair and big brown eyes. Really sweet, clean, tiny and snug. No rush, no clock watch and would repeat.

**Nile827** · 02-10-16 21:18

? I see she shares a number with a girl named Raquel. Anyone seen either of them? Quick search turned up nothing useful.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...or-im/15237062

**Ziggy62** · 02-10-16 20:36

Originally Posted by OmegaSword [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ience/15537381

I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.

Thanks for the warning, was trying to set up an appointment with her, after texting her back and forth, I gave up, good thing I did.

**ParanoidJohn** · 02-10-16 19:25

Well I just wasted a two hours trying to see Ann. She was either strung out or drunk and I drove about 45 minutes to see her, talked a couple times as I slowly got closer and then left after waiting too long. She said her house was in foreclosure and please excuse the mess, which I was fine with (not really) but told her I was.

Anyway, giant time waster so good luck if you try to see her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ollars/7550676

**AlexAmor46** · 02-10-16 17:42

This one was always by usf, worked out of her apt or a motel around there. Nice girl then she just up and left.

Originally Posted by DatsCool58 [View Original Post]

Wait, the Krissy I am thinking of had bigger boobs and was heavier, not much but the good kind.

**DatsCool58** · 02-10-16 17:08

Originally Posted by AlexAmor46 [View Original Post]

Well looks like she came back fellas. With increased rates too. The 786 area code must provide that added boost in rates LOL.

Al.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...99571/18791103

Wait, the Krissy I am thinking of had bigger boobs and was heavier, not much but the good kind.

**AlexAmor46** · 02-10-16 16:45

Well looks like she came back fellas. With increased rates too. The 786 area code must provide that added boost in rates LOL.

Al.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...99571/18791103