Rants, Raves, and Stupid Tinfoil Hat Wearing Conspiracy Bullshit

[Amateur11]

Not quoting it due to page length factors (yw Admin), but it's sort of like the Hot / Crazy matrix. Strippers, redheads, hairdressers, and girls named Tiffany. = "hot and crazy. " The only ones I like. On that note, if anyone knows any skinny redheads named Tiffany, feel free to PM me.

And yes, there is no masking FAT. Fat is FAT. Big and beautiful do not go together ladies. If anyone prefer FAT girls, then they have a fetish. Fat is not conventionally attractive, sorry!

[Jan2050]

Credit goes to Josephs from Fayetteville forums for this. I thought it was way too funny so putting it out here for you guys:

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[Ronnor]

Don't feel bad, Smithwick. Just start a gay forum and you'll finally be happy.

I heard he did try to start one a while back but it got stuck in the mud.

[MrSmithwick]

Well, I guess that would be the easiest way to get rid of you. I'm not nice enough to start a forum exclusively for you and your JO buds.

Don't feel bad, Smithwick. Just start a gay forum and you'll finally be happy.

[PleasureSeeker]

Don't feel bad, Smithwick. Just start a gay forum and you'll finally be happy.

[MrSmithwick]

Sadly P.S., (Or is that POS) Anyway, you aren't that lucky. Now run along Timmy, Your BP girls are waiting.

And I'll add, he's been complimenting his pal on almost every post, suddenly out of the blue. When I tried to inform him that his buddy Smithwick is the biggest trolling BS-er on this forum, he said something in PM that, out of privacy, I suppose I won't repeat but let's just say it was an extremely disturbing revelation about what they do together. I suspect this newby is just Smithy with another account. Just as unhinged and disruptive to legit members on the board.

[PleasureSeeker]

Dmizzle26 I'll piggyback off of your post if I may since I was complemented by the one in question (God knows I need all the complements I can get I'm usually getting yelled at LOL) Where do I start? I learned early in my posting that it's not the quantity of post but the content it has. That said getting a complement from someone that has 12 post doesn't boost my ego. Even if the guy or gal had 512 post who cares I'm certainly not looking for complements I'm looking for accurate information & to be educated. Like Purple45 indicated if you know some history of info on this board or the trolling smell is more stinky than the contributing smell one wonders but more importantly if you know the history or employees of certain store that someone is posting about you kinda know when someone's bullshitting you. I don't know maybe the one in question is a newbie with a lot to learn about posting, maybe their post has already outed their cover as a poser (hippie term for bullshitter) Most honest post on this board are easy to figure out but the bullshit post jump out for those of us that know what's available wherever we spend our time and money be it a AMP, book store, BP girl etc. Like I said only 12 post so far wait and see what the next few hundred say.

And I'll add, he's been complimenting his pal on almost every post, suddenly out of the blue. When I tried to inform him that his buddy Smithwick is the biggest trolling BS-er on this forum, he said something in PM that, out of privacy, I suppose I won't repeat but let's just say it was an extremely disturbing revelation about what they do together. I suspect this newby is just Smithy with another account. Just as unhinged and disruptive to legit members on the board.

[XHippie]

If I may piggyback off of your post Purple45, This guy also made a comment in the Bookstore thread that most will take as a negative shot towards them. Like its been said everybody who does post have different styles, We all have different hobbies in this forums.

The risks and rewards is all the same, Dosnt matter if its AMP's, BP, SW, Or bookstores. The point of this forum is give and gather info without any worries of being judged. Also to provide accurate and truthful info,

Alot of does want to gain respect and trust from others because we can all benefit from that, But we are all smart enough to do our research and its not hard to figure out if we are getting bullshitted.

Dmizzle26 I'll piggyback off of your post if I may since I was complemented by the one in question (God knows I need all the complements I can get I'm usually getting yelled at LOL) Where do I start? I learned early in my posting that it's not the quantity of post but the content it has. That said getting a complement from someone that has 12 post doesn't boost my ego. Even if the guy or gal had 512 post who cares I'm certainly not looking for complements I'm looking for accurate information & to be educated. Like Purple45 indicated if you know some history of info on this board or the trolling smell is more stinky than the contributing smell one wonders but more importantly if you know the history or employees of certain store that someone is posting about you kinda know when someone's bullshitting you. I don't know maybe the one in question is a newbie with a lot to learn about posting, maybe their post has already outed their cover as a poser (hippie term for bullshitter) Most honest post on this board are easy to figure out but the bullshit post jump out for those of us that know what's available wherever we spend our time and money be it a AMP, book store, BP girl etc. Like I said only 12 post so far wait and see what the next few hundred say.

[DMizzle26]

There are many different personalities on this forum and we all can appreciate the different writing styles and the way each person expresses themselves. What the board doesn't appreciate is a person who posts falsehoods and piggybacks on other people's posts just to say something. Yes, I'm calling you out because there was no girl wearing a miniskirt last week at Clayton. Your PM to me stating you left a $ tip and was promised a certain service on your next visit was all BS. I know the madam and the ladies there and you are just full of it. Oh, I went and they already knew about your post. You miscalculated thinking I would fall for your jokes and it's not funny when everything is a fabrication for your amusement. Fact, you have zero credibility in my book and I can appreciate everyone on this forum except pretenders.

If I may piggyback off of your post Purple45, This guy also made a comment in the Bookstore thread that most will take as a negative shot towards them. Like its been said everybody who does post have different styles, We all have different hobbies in this forums.

The risks and rewards is all the same, Dosnt matter if its AMP's, BP, SW, Or bookstores. The point of this forum is give and gather info without any worries of being judged. Also to provide accurate and truthful info,

Alot of does want to gain respect and trust from others because we can all benefit from that, But we are all smart enough to do our research and its not hard to figure out if we are getting bullshitted.

[Purple45]

Mrsmithwick cracks me up. We need more posters like him and xhippie instead of the angry old pervert crowd.

There are many different personalities on this forum and we all can appreciate the different writing styles and the way each person expresses themselves. What the board doesn't appreciate is a person who posts falsehoods and piggybacks on other people's posts just to say something. Yes, I'm calling you out because there was no girl wearing a miniskirt last week at Clayton. Your PM to me stating you left a $ tip and was promised a certain service on your next visit was all BS. I know the madam and the ladies there and you are just full of it. Oh, I went and they already knew about your post. You miscalculated thinking I would fall for your jokes and it's not funny when everything is a fabrication for your amusement. Fact, you have zero credibility in my book and I can appreciate everyone on this forum except pretenders.

[DickSummers]

And they cook you dinner too. Just go all out.

Mrsmithwick cracks me up. We need more posters like him and xhippie instead of the angry old pervert crowd.

[MrSmithwick]

And they cook you dinner too. Just go all out.

And sometimes they pay you too.

[TwoShots]

Been there and done that. Usually with good regulars this can happen if you're not a douchebag.

And sometimes they pay you too.

[MrSmithwick]

If you won the lottery, what would you do with your winnings?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btAbU1sPqIM

[PangShalom]

Take a rejuvenating trip to Mexico.

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to...o-keep-living/

That's awesome!