Massage Parlor Reports

[BuffGuy111]

I would like to know why nobody reported, and if you've been around long enough you will know whom I'm referring to, she was still in Orlando after having her baby? She got blonde curly hair, excellent man made bolts, the prettiest smile, and a sexy yet sassy attitude that will keep you craving for more. She's a Denver Bronco fan. Sr members who know who I'm referring to I'll share somethings with you via pm.

BG111.

[Djzalltheway]

Ok so I have been a very longtime lurker here and used everyone's Intel to my advantage, so I figure it's time I start sharing.

First I am approved to see Avalon and I am kicking myself in the ass I have not gone yet. I had to bail on first meeting I was not feeling well.

So I was out at work today and I got the urge. I decided to stop by CB. I have been once before and did not like the experience felt rushed I was dirty from work and did not like not having a shower. That experience was a 3 for me the girl was a little heavy and had her lips painted on.

I figured what the hell let's try today. I get there and I am let in the door and she tells me they are busy. I say no problem I will leave. I walk out and I am assuming it was Kim comes outside and says we can fit you in. I go inside and she asks have I been there I say yes. She then begins questioning what I do for a living and tells me to prove it. I tell her I don't have to prove anything to her I'll leave.

Still having the urge I decide let's try lussis, I drive all the way there and rang the bell in the back. I am met by a beautiful women. She asks if I have ever been there and I say of coarse I have. I told her how do you think I knew to come in the back door. Thank, you to whoever gave that tip. I ask for an hour and she says only 45 minutes. I have a shower I am thoroughly cleaned. I am taken to the room where I receive a massage. I rate this a 8/10. She finishes the massage and I flip and she has me put her hand on Jr. Then she asks me quietly what I want and I tell her everything. Now I have made numerous trips to Tampa and this is the closest service that I have found to the service in Tampa. It's still not Tampa but the closest I have found in Orlando. Once the deed was finished I got up to get dressed and she said no lay here and she laid on top of me continuing to kiss and rub me. I looked at the clock and I had gone over the 45 minutes and she saw me look at the clock and she said don't worry we can stay like this for another 5 minutes. Just in case your wondering her name is Eva.

Sorry about the long report but I have learned so much about the hobby I felt the need to share my bad experience that turned good by chance.

What was the damage?

[DirtyBalloonot]

So, I figured out what CB was, and it happens to be right around the corner. So, I went in and they asked if I had been there, to which I said "Yes", even though I haven't. Just figured that would help out, and it seems as though it did. They stuck me in a tiny room where I waited for about 10 minutes and then another room to wait for another 10 minutes. I was a little annoyed, but, whatever.

Now, the girl I was originally introduced to was not the one that ended up coming in the room, but, this girl "Honey" was a slim Chinese girl in a short red dress. Maybe late 30's, and nothing exceptional about her, but, attractive enough. She asked if I want a 1/2 hour, I say and hour (I actually could have used a decent massage) she says "half hour". I laugh and agree. I lie down, she walks on my back for 10 or so minutes, gets off, rubs me with the towel on me for another few minutes. At this point I'm thinking I'm SOL, but, then she grabs my hand and puts it on her ass, then leans down and asks what I want. I ask the price. She says 1/2 and 1/2 is 1. 5. I say I have to check my wallet (I intentionally left $ in the car) I tell her I only have 1. 2. She agrees, but, tells me to bring more next time.

She has me sit on the edge of the table and gives a CBJ for only a couple of minutes and then asked if I want her on top or me. I shrug, she lies on her back and we commence. All in all it was OK, but, I will repeat. She was a nice girl. Lots of laughs. She was fairly sensual.

[Mojo9822]

I've been to CB 3 times and Lussis twice.

CB always felt awkward to me, I think the attitude of the Lussis girls is much better.

The quality of the girl is up to discussion but it's all a matter of preferences.

Ok so I have been a very longtime lurker here and used everyone's Intel to my advantage, so I figure it's time I start sharing.

First I am approved to see Avalon and I am kicking myself in the ass I have not gone yet. I had to bail on first meeting I was not feeling well.

So I was out at work today and I got the urge. I decided to stop by CB. I have been once before and did not like the experience felt rushed I was dirty from work and did not like not having a shower. That experience was a 3 for me the girl was a little heavy and had her lips painted on.

I figured what the hell let's try today. I get there and I am let in the door and she tells me they are busy. I say no problem I will leave. I walk out and I am assuming it was Kim comes outside and says we can fit you in. I go inside and she asks have I been there I say yes. She then begins questioning what I do for a living and tells me to prove it. I tell her I don't have to prove anything to her I'll leave.

Still having the urge I decide let's try lussis, I drive all the way there and rang the bell in the back. I am met by a beautiful women. She asks if I have ever been there and I say of coarse I have. I told her how do you think I knew to come in the back door. Thank, you to whoever gave that tip. I ask for an hour and she says only 45 minutes. I have a shower I am thoroughly cleaned. I am taken to the room where I receive a massage. I rate this a 8/10. She finishes the massage and I flip and she has me put her hand on Jr. Then she asks me quietly what I want and I tell her everything. Now I have made numerous trips to Tampa and this is the closest service that I have found to the service in Tampa. It's still not Tampa but the closest I have found in Orlando. Once the deed was finished I got up to get dressed and she said no lay here and she laid on top of me continuing to kiss and rub me. I looked at the clock and I had gone over the 45 minutes and she saw me look at the clock and she said don't worry we can stay like this for another 5 minutes. Just in case your wondering her name is Eva.

Sorry about the long report but I have learned so much about the hobby I felt the need to share my bad experience that turned good by chance.

[Exec Talent]

Was feeling a bit hairy and was looking for a wax / massage and the hopes of something more when I came across Val's post. Saw that there were no info on the forum, decided to TOFTT. Called no answer, left a message and got a return call in a few minutes. We settled on the time and what I wanted (brazilian and massage) and she sent me the address. Started heading over to a newer apartment complex just behind Sea World. As I neared, she called and said she was running 15 minutes behind schedule and we settled for 15 $ off the tab.

Showed up at her very nice apartment and with the table right in the living room. To my surprise I found an extremely fit hottie from brazil, honestly better in person than her pics. Got naked and started the wax. Now I have done brazilians in the past but for some reason this one was slightly more painful than I had remembered. In any case, I managed to distract myself with my phone. Once she was finished, the massage started.

Started off with a drape, but jokingly said that it wasn't necessary since she just gave me a wax. Off it went and on came the oil. Boy oh boy was that massage amazing. She worked out all the knots that I didn't even realize I had. Did some nice work on my inner thighs, very occasionally rubbing up the boys. Time to flip came, and she placed a wash cloth on my at this point, raging hard on. Again I said it wasn't necessary, to which she responded "No this is better".

Thought that was odd, but didn't pay much mind to it. She continued to massage my legs, chest, and head to which she said time's up. Thinking she might need a little encouraging, I started to stroke myself while she went off to get a towel. When she came back I was immediately told, "No this is massage and wax only. " I was disappointed, but at least she wasn't agressive in turning down extra services. Took a shower, rubbed one out, paid the $. 4 and was on my way. Despite being gorgeous with an amazing massage, I don't think I will be repeating.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...assage/6860167

I have reviewed her before. You did not overpay for the wax and massage. She always has been clear in her pricing. If someone is unhappy about it, they only have themselves to blame.

[Fsukowboy151]

Ok so I have been a very longtime lurker here and used everyone's Intel to my advantage, so I figure it's time I start sharing.

First I am approved to see Avalon and I am kicking myself in the ass I have not gone yet. I had to bail on first meeting I was not feeling well.

So I was out at work today and I got the urge. I decided to stop by CB. I have been once before and did not like the experience felt rushed I was dirty from work and did not like not having a shower. That experience was a 3 for me the girl was a little heavy and had her lips painted on.

I figured what the hell let's try today. I get there and I am let in the door and she tells me they are busy. I say no problem I will leave. I walk out and I am assuming it was Kim comes outside and says we can fit you in. I go inside and she asks have I been there I say yes. She then begins questioning what I do for a living and tells me to prove it. I tell her I don't have to prove anything to her I'll leave.

Still having the urge I decide let's try lussis, I drive all the way there and rang the bell in the back. I am met by a beautiful women. She asks if I have ever been there and I say of coarse I have. I told her how do you think I knew to come in the back door. Thank, you to whoever gave that tip. I ask for an hour and she says only 45 minutes. I have a shower I am thoroughly cleaned. I am taken to the room where I receive a massage. I rate this a 8/10. She finishes the massage and I flip and she has me put her hand on Jr. Then she asks me quietly what I want and I tell her everything. Now I have made numerous trips to Tampa and this is the closest service that I have found to the service in Tampa. It's still not Tampa but the closest I have found in Orlando. Once the deed was finished I got up to get dressed and she said no lay here and she laid on top of me continuing to kiss and rub me. I looked at the clock and I had gone over the 45 minutes and she saw me look at the clock and she said don't worry we can stay like this for another 5 minutes. Just in case your wondering her name is Eva.

Sorry about the long report but I have learned so much about the hobby I felt the need to share my bad experience that turned good by chance.

[BraddyWestSide]

So I hate to sound like a noob here, but I'm hoping for some insight. I saw Jenna in Maitland last summer for a massage and struck out. I'm seeing her again tomorrow and really don't want to leave disappointed. I've never, I repeat, never, had issues letting the girl know why I'm there. But with this one, I don't know what I'm doing wrong. She's got sparse but good reviews here and I don't feel like striking out tomorrow. Can a SM who knows the password to get her to open up PM me and enlighten me? Thanks.

[DirtyBalloonot]

I live in Baldwin. Any advice for a good release in this neck of the woods?

I've tried looking up the location of some of the places in this thread like Luxsa, etc, but, I'm guessing they're not coming up, so, I'm guessing they're coded?

[WalSTreet]

Hey GC, I have watched the snuggle ladies for a while. Tried to schedule the tall red head, but didn't work out. Definitely want to try. Which one did you see? And there has to be some fun to be had right? Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...touch/12331206

So this post is a PERFECT example of a report that my non-argumentative, non-judgmental post below thinks is FINE. Firstly, this is a reputable service (no favors) needed to get that out of the way because they are not soliciting anything. But if the thought of a very attractive one in our area with a bit more open mindedness (only a fantasy/dream I had mind you) turns you on then PM me for details. I will be very selective in whom I give information too.

This is a diamond in the rough that I am not embarrassed sharing but probably easy to screw-up if the wrong person steps-in. Young, natural 3=6 dee dee slim! (barbie).

The legit site / service costs $80 for an hour and is non-sexual (this is true). I am in no way incriminating the site or it's founders as they have providers and clients that 100% uphold the agreements therein. An AMP cost that same price but this service comes to your place and this specific person is prettier IMO than 90% of AMPs. Not bad.

Behave.
GC

[Barolo]

Was feeling a bit hairy and was looking for a wax / massage and the hopes of something more when I came across Val's post. Saw that there were no info on the forum, decided to TOFTT. Called no answer, left a message and got a return call in a few minutes. We settled on the time and what I wanted (brazilian and massage) and she sent me the address. Started heading over to a newer apartment complex just behind Sea World. As I neared, she called and said she was running 15 minutes behind schedule and we settled for 15 $ off the tab.

Showed up at her very nice apartment and with the table right in the living room. To my surprise I found an extremely fit hottie from brazil, honestly better in person than her pics. Got naked and started the wax. Now I have done brazilians in the past but for some reason this one was slightly more painful than I had remembered. In any case, I managed to distract myself with my phone. Once she was finished, the massage started.

Started off with a drape, but jokingly said that it wasn't necessary since she just gave me a wax. Off it went and on came the oil. Boy oh boy was that massage amazing. She worked out all the knots that I didn't even realize I had. Did some nice work on my inner thighs, very occasionally rubbing up the boys. Time to flip came, and she placed a wash cloth on my at this point, raging hard on. Again I said it wasn't necessary, to which she responded "No this is better".

Thought that was odd, but didn't pay much mind to it. She continued to massage my legs, chest, and head to which she said time's up. Thinking she might need a little encouraging, I started to stroke myself while she went off to get a towel. When she came back I was immediately told, "No this is massage and wax only. " I was disappointed, but at least she wasn't agressive in turning down extra services. Took a shower, rubbed one out, paid the $. 4 and was on my way. Despite being gorgeous with an amazing massage, I don't think I will be repeating.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...assage/6860167

I am scratching my head! Why do you guys pay too high prices for a regular massage? She is and has overcharged for years and no extras. She doesn't have any overhead, he uses her apt.

[GregCroston]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...touch/12331206

So this post is a PERFECT example of a report that my non-argumentative, non-judgmental post below thinks is FINE. Firstly, this is a reputable service (no favors) needed to get that out of the way because they are not soliciting anything. But if the thought of a very attractive one in our area with a bit more open mindedness (only a fantasy/dream I had mind you) turns you on then PM me for details. I will be very selective in whom I give information too.

This is a diamond in the rough that I am not embarrassed sharing but probably easy to screw-up if the wrong person steps-in. Young, natural 3=6 dee dee slim! (barbie).

The legit site / service costs $80 for an hour and is non-sexual (this is true). I am in no way incriminating the site or it's founders as they have providers and clients that 100% uphold the agreements therein. An AMP cost that same price but this service comes to your place and this specific person is prettier IMO than 90% of AMPs. Not bad.

Behave.
GC

[GregCroston]

A licensed establishment is at huge risk, just as you are not wanting them putting your business on your wife's Facebook account. Think about it. They have licenses, leases and bills to pay. Now these fly by night under the radar working out of their house, apartment or hotel room girls have at it.

To use a favorite quote of mine:

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

You have a point about certain non-independent places of business, however, to not report at all is not OK IMO. As I said, we can leave a tasteful non-incriminating report about a place with a "PM me for details" and ALL parties should be OK with this. Let's face it. Do you think if we told all providers we did this most would say "Go for it!"? Definitely not. What about your many reports? Did you ask permission? Doubt it. We would lose about 75% of all reporting and the site would go dead. So how are YOU choosing to report as a senior member? Just not asking the AMPs their permission and screwing them over? Or only saving the providers you REALLY like (keeping them to yourself), well, what a stand-up guy you are...(I dont actually think you DO this BTW just proving a point)
Look I do not mean to make this sound argumentative (sorry admin) and not knocking you as you obviously have done lots of reporting. I just feel passionately about the topic. We are not the ones listing our services so no I wouldn't want them telling wives (if you have them) about us. But you know what? Exposure is a risk they take posting. If done tastefully as I stated above we should be fine. Report on.

GC

[GregCroston]

Was feeling a bit hairy and was looking for a wax / massage and the hopes of something more when I came across Val's post. Saw that there were no info on the forum, decided to TOFTT. Called no answer, left a message and got a return call in a few minutes. We settled on the time and what I wanted (brazilian and massage) and she sent me the address. Started heading over to a newer apartment complex just behind Sea World. As I neared, she called and said she was running 15 minutes behind schedule and we settled for 15 $ off the tab.

Showed up at her very nice apartment and with the table right in the living room. To my surprise I found an extremely fit hottie from brazil, honestly better in person than her pics. Got naked and started the wax. Now I have done brazilians in the past but for some reason this one was slightly more painful than I had remembered. In any case, I managed to distract myself with my phone. Once she was finished, the massage started.

Started off with a drape, but jokingly said that it wasn't necessary since she just gave me a wax. Off it went and on came the oil. Boy oh boy was that massage amazing. She worked out all the knots that I didn't even realize I had. Did some nice work on my inner thighs, very occasionally rubbing up the boys. Time to flip came, and she placed a wash cloth on my at this point, raging hard on. Again I said it wasn't necessary, to which she responded "No this is better".

Thought that was odd, but didn't pay much mind to it. She continued to massage my legs, chest, and head to which she said time's up. Thinking she might need a little encouraging, I started to stroke myself while she went off to get a towel. When she came back I was immediately told, "No this is massage and wax only. " I was disappointed, but at least she wasn't agressive in turning down extra services. Took a shower, rubbed one out, paid the $. 4 and was on my way. Despite being gorgeous with an amazing massage, I don't think I will be repeating.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...assage/6860167

So sad. I could have sworn she used to be at least a mechanical HE (seniors?). People have said tons of reports on her show this exact same thing as your wrote above. The honest fact was she did at one point. YRMV. Totally legit now. Was the massage very good at least? If you are going to pay professional massage prices I would hope it is on par to a Ritz Carlton (that's what you just paid). If that is the case and the massage was AMAZING then I can see going to a much more attractive (what was her attire? Anything sexy?) provider like her as the Ritz wouldn't have that typically.

So sad because she is smoking.

GC

[Pbwardy02]

Was feeling a bit hairy and was looking for a wax / massage and the hopes of something more when I came across Val's post. Saw that there were no info on the forum, decided to TOFTT. Called no answer, left a message and got a return call in a few minutes. We settled on the time and what I wanted (brazilian and massage) and she sent me the address. Started heading over to a newer apartment complex just behind Sea World. As I neared, she called and said she was running 15 minutes behind schedule and we settled for 15 $ off the tab.

Showed up at her very nice apartment and with the table right in the living room. To my surprise I found an extremely fit hottie from brazil, honestly better in person than her pics. Got naked and started the wax. Now I have done brazilians in the past but for some reason this one was slightly more painful than I had remembered. In any case, I managed to distract myself with my phone. Once she was finished, the massage started.

Started off with a drape, but jokingly said that it wasn't necessary since she just gave me a wax. Off it went and on came the oil. Boy oh boy was that massage amazing. She worked out all the knots that I didn't even realize I had. Did some nice work on my inner thighs, very occasionally rubbing up the boys. Time to flip came, and she placed a wash cloth on my at this point, raging hard on. Again I said it wasn't necessary, to which she responded "No this is better".

Thought that was odd, but didn't pay much mind to it. She continued to massage my legs, chest, and head to which she said time's up. Thinking she might need a little encouraging, I started to stroke myself while she went off to get a towel. When she came back I was immediately told, "No this is massage and wax only. " I was disappointed, but at least she wasn't agressive in turning down extra services. Took a shower, rubbed one out, paid the $. 4 and was on my way. Despite being gorgeous with an amazing massage, I don't think I will be repeating.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...assage/6860167

Great report. There are reports of her from way back in the day. I know this because I wrote one myself. Your experience was similar to mine 3-4 years ago when she lived off of Sand Lake.

[Magicman20]

Saw brandy and shayla there. Pics are fake and not even close to them. Place is very dirty and tables are uncomfortable. Luxsa still holdin it down and at least there most girls there are good looking.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...trate/14854895

I probably should of warned you here too instead of just in backpage reviews sorry man. I'm guessing it must be her and her ripoff partner training like I said I'm new to posting but been around and feel like I could share some info to help a brother have a good Friday man sorry for not posting here and posting it in the back page reviews again.