Happiness

[Guy205]

Hey mongers. Late post. But went to see Nicole the other day. She's very easy on the eyes. Not a spinner, but nice body shape. Sporting mm see or do size? First time with her so fairly uneventful shower. Cleaned my boto good and light HJ on the flip. Got to room better. Lfk turned to dfk, BJ and 69. Really responsive to daty and fiv as well as having her breasts suckled. YMMV but I think she loved it and got really wet, disnt see her going for the lube. More ddfk daty and breast worship. I slow entered her. Man she was soo tight with good muscle control. Shot my load, she went to get towel and nice massage skills afterwards.

Will definitely be back to see her again soon.

Happy mongering my brothers.

[Chik0848]

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[Johny Walker]

I went to Happiness because of the reviews and pics of Cindi and Rebecca. Boy was I disappointed. Fake pics they are older my guess is late 40's pushing 50. Looks wise they're not my type, only average at best. Maybe I missed out but didn't stay to find out. What a waste of time and money. Called Rejuve and all their girls were booked for the next couple hours. Now that is a place where the girls are actually booked solid. Happy shills say that Happy's girls are always booked but they are always available when I call or walk in.

The only girls that where pushing 50 yrs old all left to Roses and Top Spa.

[Johny Walker]

Whoa! Maybe it's good that I never made it to the showers there. LOL.

Happiness is one of the cleanest places in town that includes, showers, rooms, kitchen and there towels!! And the BEST mama's also!!

[ByTheBook]

Happy will only ask the customer how the session went if the girl is new or if the girl has been getting negative reviews.

You just proved my point. A Maitre'D ask all customers about their dining experience. Not a select few. Where was happy when Sasha did not make her 10:30 appointment. I would have been shit out of luck, except I had scheduled another girl for 11:30. Wrong girl, but that was my mistake. I am not calling out Happiness for me selecting the wrong girl.

[ByTheBook]

You must have gone late at night when the drunkies from the nearby bars go mongering, and pee pee in the shower, or worse that I've smelled at other AMPs, pee pee in the room while the provider steps out to get ready!

Because the shower room I went to yesterday was nice and clean. But I usually monger on in the afternoon or early evening hours. Never late at night. Plus the area is shady late at night.

That is why I bring shower clogs; I don't trust a lot of mongers in showers.

[ByTheBook]

As I understand it, there is a studio Happy discovered that takes really amazing looking professional glamour shots. This is good and bad in my opinion.

I'll explain my thinking. For an established provider, one that we already know the looks and service, having a tantalizing "perfect" photo brings back explicit memories and makes me horny to repeat. So like with Happy, if she has a great glam shot, even if it covers all of her imperfections, it's still super hot and exciting. Same for glam shots of girls like Lexi, Dallas, etc.

On the other hand, if a brand new girl has a heavily photo-shopped picture where you really can't tell if its accurate or not, it actually causes me to have this knee jerk reaction of 'Too good to be true. ' In court of law, a person is presumed innocent until proven guilty. With AMP photos, it is the opposite - guilty of being fake until proven accurate. That's why I like to always comment with my take on the accuracy of the photos in my reviews when I see a new girl. Of course, it's still just one man's opinion that must be taken with a grain of salt. I'm pretty damn happy with a girl who is a level 8+ and provides great service, and I like a variety of body types from borderline spinner on up to buxom full bodied girls who may have a pooch. Doesn't bother me.

My favorite photo types are like Jordan and Aria's current photos over at Rejuve. Both girls have their make-up on, a sexy outfit, but the rest is just about angle and good lighting. Minimal, if any photoshop, is best in my personal opinion. I would love to see more photos that are not quite as professional, more Empire style. However, last caveat. I also know guys are extremely visual creatures and I'm not an AMP business owner. It's entirely possible that having the glamour photo-shopped pics brings in more business from curious mongers, even with some skepticism, than having regular candid shots. Many AMP girls, even the really popular ones, feel some pressure to get an expensive professional photo shoot done. And the photos do look fantastic, like they belong in a Japanese gravure magazine. But a little too fantastic sometimes.

When you look at photos of AMP girls think automobiles. Photos of used cars and new cars are to lure you into the business. Salespersons close the deal. .

[ByTheBook]

Wow I've heard about YMMV with the girl but now there's YMMV with the Mamasan. That sucks.

I'm at home on the mainland-laughing about this adventure. Food may have been cooking on the stove.

[Lonely Smiles]

I agree . The one thing I really don't like is that the ad says 100 percent real and recent pics. Better to just leave this out because only Connie and Sasha are the real people. I think it's misleading when they try to use the legit pics of Sasha and Connie to play off the other fake pics. They used to only have legit pics of the girls like the are place but lately the fake pics been showing up. Bad move I think. Damages their credibility. Just saying.

As I understand it, there is a studio Happy discovered that takes really amazing looking professional glamour shots. This is good and bad in my opinion.

I'll explain my thinking. For an established provider, one that we already know the looks and service, having a tantalizing "perfect" photo brings back explicit memories and makes me horny to repeat. So like with Happy, if she has a great glam shot, even if it covers all of her imperfections, it's still super hot and exciting. Same for glam shots of girls like Lexi, Dallas, etc.

On the other hand, if a brand new girl has a heavily photo-shopped picture where you really can't tell if its accurate or not, it actually causes me to have this knee jerk reaction of 'Too good to be true. ' In court of law, a person is presumed innocent until proven guilty. With AMP photos, it is the opposite - guilty of being fake until proven accurate. That's why I like to always comment with my take on the accuracy of the photos in my reviews when I see a new girl. Of course, it's still just one man's opinion that must be taken with a grain of salt. I'm pretty damn happy with a girl who is a level 8+ and provides great service, and I like a variety of body types from borderline spinner on up to buxom full bodied girls who may have a pooch. Doesn't bother me.

My favorite photo types are like Jordan and Aria's current photos over at Rejuve. Both girls have their make-up on, a sexy outfit, but the rest is just about angle and good lighting. Minimal, if any photoshop, is best in my personal opinion. I would love to see more photos that are not quite as professional, more Empire style. However, last caveat. I also know guys are extremely visual creatures and I'm not an AMP business owner. It's entirely possible that having the glamour photo-shopped pics brings in more business from curious mongers, even with some skepticism, than having regular candid shots. Many AMP girls, even the really popular ones, feel some pressure to get an expensive professional photo shoot done. And the photos do look fantastic, like they belong in a Japanese gravure magazine. But a little too fantastic sometimes.

[Member #5810]

Yasi was so much fun the first time, that I wanted seconds. I think I may have been her first customer when she arrived (still didn't know how to change water temp, so I has a mostly cold shower). During my first meet up with her I felt like we finished early, but I thought it was because they simply tried to fit me in before her next appointment. This time I tried to avoid that by scheduling an appointment, then calling to see if I could come early. It worked!. So I thought. I arrived and they said I would have to wait. No problem, it was expected. But sincei had the next time skit I felt that I would be OK. I gave mama the house fee and asked about a 90 min session. She said that she would have to charge full hour. I declined, but mama now knew that I was hoping for a longer session. Happy came to greet me and I am so jealous of those that got to experience her. She moved me to a different room and brought me cookies while I waited. After only about 10 min Yasi entered. If you read my last report, this was totally different. She asked if I stood on table last time, nope. This time I daty / dato for about 10 min, then I stood on take while I treated her mouth like I was about to treat her other holes. She is so sexy while her mouth is on, around, or near your cock. She kept calling it her penis and would grip it tight while doing so. She gave me a short foot job as well, then on to the wet pussy. She does doggie so well, then unlike last time she didn't change condoms. She told me to spot a little first then, I went for the back door. Pounded that for awhile and then layed down. I expected cg, but got a BBBJ then p2 p action with a lot of her saliva. She basically used me as a vibrator and begged new to cum in her pussy. I did without much goading. She went to clean herself off and I saw I had like 25 min left. Was expecting Msog like most happiness providers have always shown me. She came back commented on the time and said f'mana in going to give you a massage anyways. I told her she had plenty of time left, but she have me a rushed massage and helped me get dressed. Happy and mama walled me out. Mama commented on how I wanted 90 min yet am already leaving. . I said something to Happy, but she said it was almost an hour and I left. Pretty annoyed that I was only there 40 min I called to complain. Mama said she was sorry and offered free house fee next time I visited. Yasi was fun, but seemed to want to be pleased more than to give this time around and after paying extra / being sorry changed I don't know of she will be on my to do list again.

They definitely read the forums though. Happy asked about the parking, and I said I never have problems with it. Yasi asked multiple times about if I posted and if I was going to again. Just food for thought. First bad experience I've had there, but it was still enjoyable in the moment.

Thanks for the great report. I was thinking about trying her out for the upgrade package but after my short time sesh and reading your report I think I'll wait a bit. Seems like service is slipping here. Maybe I'll just wait till my ATF Sasha comes back. Thanks again for the info.

[GrateFu]

Yasi was so much fun the first time, that I wanted seconds. I think I may have been her first customer when she arrived (still didn't know how to change water temp, so I has a mostly cold shower). During my first meet up with her I felt like we finished early, but I thought it was because they simply tried to fit me in before her next appointment. This time I tried to avoid that by scheduling an appointment, then calling to see if I could come early. It worked!. So I thought. I arrived and they said I would have to wait. No problem, it was expected. But sincei had the next time skit I felt that I would be OK. I gave mama the house fee and asked about a 90 min session. She said that she would have to charge full hour. I declined, but mama now knew that I was hoping for a longer session. Happy came to greet me and I am so jealous of those that got to experience her. She moved me to a different room and brought me cookies while I waited. After only about 10 min Yasi entered. If you read my last report, this was totally different. She asked if I stood on table last time, nope. This time I daty / dato for about 10 min, then I stood on take while I treated her mouth like I was about to treat her other holes. She is so sexy while her mouth is on, around, or near your cock. She kept calling it her penis and would grip it tight while doing so. She gave me a short foot job as well, then on to the wet pussy. She does doggie so well, then unlike last time she didn't change condoms. She told me to spot a little first then, I went for the back door. Pounded that for awhile and then layed down. I expected cg, but got a BBBJ then p2 p action with a lot of her saliva. She basically used me as a vibrator and begged new to cum in her pussy. I did without much goading. She went to clean herself off and I saw I had like 25 min left. Was expecting Msog like most happiness providers have always shown me. She came back commented on the time and said f'mana in going to give you a massage anyways. I told her she had plenty of time left, but she have me a rushed massage and helped me get dressed. Happy and mama walled me out. Mama commented on how I wanted 90 min yet am already leaving. . I said something to Happy, but she said it was almost an hour and I left. Pretty annoyed that I was only there 40 min I called to complain. Mama said she was sorry and offered free house fee next time I visited. Yasi was fun, but seemed to want to be pleased more than to give this time around and after paying extra / being sorry changed I don't know of she will be on my to do list again.

They definitely read the forums though. Happy asked about the parking, and I said I never have problems with it. Yasi asked multiple times about if I posted and if I was going to again. Just food for thought. First bad experience I've had there, but it was still enjoyable in the moment.

[AdventureKing]

Whoa! Maybe it's good that I never made it to the showers there. LOL.

You must have gone late at night when the drunkies from the nearby bars go mongering, and pee pee in the shower, or worse that I've smelled at other AMPs, pee pee in the room while the provider steps out to get ready!

Because the shower room I went to yesterday was nice and clean. But I usually monger on in the afternoon or early evening hours. Never late at night. Plus the area is shady late at night.

[AdventureKing]

I called and made an appointment to see Rebecca.

Went in, and met mama. Sent me to one of the rooms, and waited for Rebecca.

Wow, I think she's great.

Awesome nuru B2 B TS, and some BBBJ while in the wash room! I really clicked well with Rebecca. She's very modest personality, and not too arrogant, not too talkative,. Just nice and pleasant.

Whenever I go to Happiness, for 99% of the time, I get the nice shower room on the rt hand side. The room on the left side is small.

More BBBJ in the room, mish, K9 and kaboom!

Afterwards, she wiped me down and gave me a a good rub down, as my job is so demanding that I need the knots untied in my back. LOL!

I will definitely repeat. She said she may be going back to NY soon, so catch her while she's still here!

[Blake123]

I will say that Happiness is not close to Empire in service or satisfaction. I do not know of Happy inquiring about the satisfaction of customers-I've never been asked. Ivy always asked her clients if they enjoyed themselves.

Happy will only ask the customer how the session went if the girl is new or if the girl has been getting negative reviews.

[Golden Butcher]

Just tried to upload my first report- it disappeared?