Happiness

**Kim Chee Hu** · 02-04-16 20:23

Originally Posted by Raiden [View Original Post]

Sorry but short report because working. Took a chance and tried Cindi since my ATF on vacay and Koko too on vacay. First off, pics are definitely not her. Cindi is MILF and a little heavy. Mid 40's my guess. Looks wise she's maybe 7,not bad. Friendly personality from South Carolina. Body wise 6. 5 little soft but then I love Sasha's body so it's skewed a bit. Overall everything so so. Not bad but not good compared to the other girls. TS okay with Nuru b2 b and bbj. Back to the room some lfk and dfk but seem like she don't know how to dfk very well. Cg, mish, doggy take break with 69,then bbj, back to acg, cg mish then doggy. Little fiv and daty, dato along the way. She did let me bb but wanted me cim. When I popped she did take it all and kept sucking until I was finished. I give her 10 for that.

Here's where everything went down  to a 5 score. After we finished she went to clean up and came back with hot towel. When she was gone, I checked the time 40 minutes gone by so I figured maybe msog or massage. She returned and wiped me down, then went to get my clothes. WTF! Killed my mood right then. Pretty pissed as I know she knew full well what time it was. Got dressed and left. Even mama Kim who met me seemed little  surprised so early because usually she knocking on the door when I'm with Sasha.

So, as always YMMV maybe you'll get way better service but this was my sesh today. Win some lose some. In my book Cindi was definitely a loser because she shorted me big time. If this never happened maybe I'd give a 7 for overall but with the kick out I give a 5.

I went to Happiness because of the reviews and pics of Cindi and Rebecca. Boy was I disappointed. Fake pics they are older my guess is late 40's pushing 50. Looks wise they're not my type, only average at best. Maybe I missed out but didn't stay to find out. What a waste of time and money. Called Rejuve and all their girls were booked for the next couple hours. Now that is a place where the girls are actually booked solid. Happy shills say that Happy's girls are always booked but they are always available when I call or walk in.

**SirRegal** · 02-04-16 20:15

Originally Posted by ByTheBook [View Original Post]

For those of you who are enamored with Happiness, revel in your own success at this place. Last Thurs I had a 10:30 am appt with Sahsa. I'm on time-outside 15 minutes before entering-ready to go. Sasha at 10:30, Bebe at 11:30. In the rm day Mamasan says Sasha not in. So I wait 15 minutes for Bebe. Service was moderate. I asked about some things she would or not do. She asked me if I read her reviews. Tells me I should make an appt with Sasha or Connie. This is not going good at all. At 11:35 I'm finishing my second shower. Does anybody think my time was short? The mean daytime Mamsan hustles me out the front door, which is unusal, because another monger might be approaching the door. Yes I know there are cameras at the front door. Here is where the mamsan gets nasty.

We are at the door, I asked if any other girls were available-mamasan says, "all girls busy". So I want to make an appt for later. Mamasan opens door and pushes me out the door, so I can't make an appt while I'm in the place. I felt this was lousy treatment. Maybe she was busy with other matters. I will say that Happiness is not close to Empire in service or satisfaction. I do not know of Happy inquiring about the satisfaction of customers-I've never been asked. Ivy always asked her clients if they enjoyed themselves. Plus Ivy is not going to push me out the door if all the girls are busy. Ivy would have me wait or come back. Not raining on the Happiness parade, cause if fellow mongers are enjoying themselves, keep the place busy. In my opinion Happy is just running an average AMP. For those of you wishing to take shots at me for saying anything less than stellar about Happiness; I first patronized AMPs when Lyndon Johnson was President. Been hitting AMPs ever since.

Wow I've heard about YMMV with the girl but now there's YMMV with the Mamasan. That sucks.

**DatDude808** · 02-04-16 19:47

Originally Posted by SirRegal [View Original Post]

Lexi hasn't been at Happiness for many months. There's also no Jasmine currently in the line up.

I just seen an ad on BP with both listed.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...ttable/5761573

I might have the wrong place.

**ByTheBook** · 02-04-16 19:28

Originally Posted by DatDude808 [View Original Post]

I'm planning my first visit to Happiness on my pay day next week. Who would be a better option: Lexi or Jasmine. Haven't seen any reports on Lexi, but her pic in the ad caught my attention. I know Jasmine is well reviewed and would probably be a good option also. Not really worried about PSE or GFE, just want to get money'so worth.

Read the reviews of the girls, do not base your choice on pictures. Keep an open mind and lower your expectations. Save your excitement for when you are in the room. Be nice to whomever you choose. Respect of the girl will go a long ways toward you getting your money's worth.

**ByTheBook** · 02-04-16 19:10

For those of you who are enamored with Happiness, revel in your own success at this place. Last Thurs I had a 10:30 am appt with Sahsa. I'm on time-outside 15 minutes before entering-ready to go. Sasha at 10:30, Bebe at 11:30. In the rm day Mamasan says Sasha not in. So I wait 15 minutes for Bebe. Service was moderate. I asked about some things she would or not do. She asked me if I read her reviews. Tells me I should make an appt with Sasha or Connie. This is not going good at all. At 11:35 I'm finishing my second shower. Does anybody think my time was short? The mean daytime Mamsan hustles me out the front door, which is unusal, because another monger might be approaching the door. Yes I know there are cameras at the front door. Here is where the mamsan gets nasty.

We are at the door, I asked if any other girls were available-mamasan says, "all girls busy". So I want to make an appt for later. Mamasan opens door and pushes me out the door, so I can't make an appt while I'm in the place. I felt this was lousy treatment. Maybe she was busy with other matters. I will say that Happiness is not close to Empire in service or satisfaction. I do not know of Happy inquiring about the satisfaction of customers-I've never been asked. Ivy always asked her clients if they enjoyed themselves. Plus Ivy is not going to push me out the door if all the girls are busy. Ivy would have me wait or come back. Not raining on the Happiness parade, cause if fellow mongers are enjoying themselves, keep the place busy. In my opinion Happy is just running an average AMP. For those of you wishing to take shots at me for saying anything less than stellar about Happiness; I first patronized AMPs when Lyndon Johnson was President. Been hitting AMPs ever since.

**SirRegal** · 02-04-16 19:08

Originally Posted by DatDude808 [View Original Post]

I'm planning my first visit to Happiness on my pay day next week. Who would be a better option: Lexi or Jasmine. Haven't seen any reports on Lexi, but her pic in the ad caught my attention. I know Jasmine is well reviewed and would probably be a good option also. Not really worried about PSE or GFE, just want to get money'so worth.

Lexi hasn't been at Happiness for many months. There's also no Jasmine currently in the line up.

**DatDude808** · 02-04-16 18:53

I'm planning my first visit to Happiness on my pay day next week. Who would be a better option: Lexi or Jasmine. Haven't seen any reports on Lexi, but her pic in the ad caught my attention. I know Jasmine is well reviewed and would probably be a good option also. Not really worried about PSE or GFE, just want to get money'so worth.

**Lonely Smiles** · 02-04-16 18:03

Originally Posted by Raiden [View Original Post]

Sorry but short report because working. Took a chance and tried Cindi since my ATF on vacay and Koko too on vacay. First off, pics are definitely not her. Cindi is MILF and a little heavy. Mid 40's my guess. Looks wise she's maybe 7,not bad. Friendly personality from South Carolina. Body wise 6. 5 little soft but then I love Sasha's body so it's skewed a bit. Overall everything so so. Not bad but not good compared to the other girls. TS okay with Nuru b2 b and bbj. Back to the room some lfk and dfk but seem like she don't know how to dfk very well. Cg, mish, doggy take break with 69,then bbj, back to acg, cg mish then doggy. Little fiv and daty, dato along the way. She did let me bb but wanted me cim. When I popped she did take it all and kept sucking until I was finished. I give her 10 for that.

Here's where everything went down  to a 5 score. After we finished she went to clean up and came back with hot towel. When she was gone, I checked the time 40 minutes gone by so I figured maybe msog or massage. She returned and wiped me down, then went to get my clothes. WTF! Killed my mood right then. Pretty pissed as I know she knew full well what time it was. Got dressed and left. Even mama Kim who met me seemed little  surprised so early because usually she knocking on the door when I'm with Sasha.

So, as always YMMV maybe you'll get way better service but this was my sesh today. Win some lose some. In my book Cindi was definitely a loser because she shorted me big time. If this never happened maybe I'd give a 7 for overall but with the kick out I give a 5.

Thanks for the honest report. Especially the details about the short time. I feel like if the customer is ready to leave and initiates getting dressed, that's one thing. But if a provider starts ushering you out the door before mama calls time or a knock, that is bad form. For a session to be GFE in my book, a girl should offer to cuddle, chat, or massage until time is called. That's one of the reasons I spend 90% of my AMP money at Happiness and Rejuve these days, because getting shorted almost never happens. Bummer you got shorted.

**DeepShot** · 02-04-16 04:44

Sophie and Joann rebecky are good fuking. Service includes dfk, daty, BBBJ, dt, cfs. All positions. One is 30+ old, the other has to be 40+. But both can take a pounding, and will fuck you back hard. Nice time fucking both. Money well spent.

Connie cannot or would not fuck hard. Had to go slow. Smelled like smoke. Same age group as jojo. No repeat for me.

I had better fuck sessions with the Chinese flavor. They looked good, smelled good, taste good, fuck good. YMMV, of course.

**Member #5810** · 02-04-16 02:24

Sorry but short report because working. Took a chance and tried Cindi since my ATF on vacay and Koko too on vacay. First off, pics are definitely not her. Cindi is MILF and a little heavy. Mid 40's my guess. Looks wise she's maybe 7,not bad. Friendly personality from South Carolina. Body wise 6. 5 little soft but then I love Sasha's body so it's skewed a bit. Overall everything so so. Not bad but not good compared to the other girls. TS okay with Nuru b2 b and bbj. Back to the room some lfk and dfk but seem like she don't know how to dfk very well. Cg, mish, doggy take break with 69,then bbj, back to acg, cg mish then doggy. Little fiv and daty, dato along the way. She did let me bb but wanted me cim. When I popped she did take it all and kept sucking until I was finished. I give her 10 for that.

Here's where everything went down 👇 to a 5 score. After we finished she went to clean up and came back with hot towel. When she was gone, I checked the time 40 minutes gone by so I figured maybe msog or massage. She returned and wiped me down, then went to get my clothes. WTF! Killed my mood right then. Pretty pissed as I know she knew full well what time it was. Got dressed and left. Even mama Kim who met me seemed little 😲 surprised so early because usually she knocking on the door when I'm with Sasha.

So, as always YMMV maybe you'll get way better service but this was my sesh today. Win some lose some. In my book Cindi was definitely a loser because she shorted me big time. If this never happened maybe I'd give a 7 for overall but with the kick out I give a 5.

**Mondo Badfoot** · 02-03-16 22:54

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**Corvette808** · 02-03-16 20:56

So I had my third 2 hour visit with this fine specimen. In fact my meeting was for noon so I left work 9:30. Got to don Q to grab my donation and fireball. I decided to take a detour rout In the store and who do I run into. The sexy Yasi. She was in all black with short black hair. She knew me wayyyy before I knew who she was and she was happy to me. So much so I'm glad I was not with my daughter LOL She gave me a big hug like we were old friends and I was shocked. I Asked What are you up 2. (Duhhh) she said shopping. I was like. Cool. See you later. I'm such a dummie LOL.

Anyways two hours goes by. I finish my work and the fireball while sitting in the parking lot. Head on in. Now she enters the room in a blinded out bikini / thong. Soooosexy. She tells me showers are busy and asks why am I still in a towel. Hint taken. We make out and she BBBJ jr till ready to rock. I bend her over the bed and watch her face as I enter. Perfection. 10 minutes In we get word shower is ready and it took every ounce to not pop. In shower things keep rolling b2 b like always. This time she had her little bag so we could try round 2 in shower room. Also amazing. 20 minutes in I see someone peek in so I call time and request we move LOL.

Back to little room we boom boom every way and I still have not popped. This is 90 minutes in. I. can see she is fading fast, we nap for a min and I get right back on it. She said she was sleepy but did not object. Railing her hard mish with legs in air watching her Tatas jiggle is amazing. I am about to pop and pull out JR. Slide off hat and bust all on her tummy / tits.

I wish she would be down for some rimming but other then that she is a 10. She is leaving for a few days but she pinky swore she would be back. Anyways. She is a gem. So much so I'm scared to try anyone else just because I don't want to be let down. LOL.

**RdPuerco** · 02-03-16 20:18

Originally Posted by SirRegal [View Original Post]

I think a lot of people will be in for a surprise going in thinking Sasha is a 10 in looks based on all the glowing reviews. Glad you pointed that out. Her pix are well posed and photographed.

Sasha is definitely hot, and all but the most jaded hobbyists would probably agree. There are very few 10's IMHO. Maybe Charlotte McKinney, Holly Peers and Emily Ratajkowski; Kara Del Toro and Devin Brugman are maybe somewhere on the 9/10 border. I personally wouldn't put Sasha in that category, though. In my book she's maybe an 8 compared to the women I mentioned.

**DeepShot** · 02-03-16 13:42

Mahalos for confirming these girls are mostly retreads from other AMPs as suspected. Must admit service has been consistent with BBBJ, some dfk and daty, cfs. Just like empire, average girls with consistent service. I still haven't met a 20 year old hottie as described be why other reviews here. All are 30 plus or more, none looks like their photos are in touched.

Still would repeat because it's easy to get a pretty good service fuck here, and it's not uber busy like rejuve.

I've gotten BBBJ dfk and daty here 100% of the girls, and I can't say the same for other AMPs.

Originally Posted by ExitOnly [View Original Post]

I think you might be right. I saw Rebecca before and she was nice but some reviews are so over the top I started to wondered if I had the same girl. You don't think they are getting something for the raving review or are they just trying to kiss happy's ass literally.

**Slide Hammer** · 02-03-16 10:53

Originally Posted by ExitOnly [View Original Post]

I think you might be right. I saw Rebecca before and she was nice but some reviews are so over the top I started to wondered if I had the same girl. You don't think they are getting something for the raving review or are they just trying to kiss happy's ass literally.

Would be cool if you could ping me handles of these dudes so can be placed on ignore. I don't have time for these shenanigans. Between magikluv69 who loves to toot his own horn and the ones who enjoy tooting mommas horn this place can be hard to navigate at times. Ha! Jk ML69.

But please email me if can.