The Rat Trap

[Chris5]

Fuck you! You fucln SCUMBAG! You fuckin PUNK! By the way your fuckin jokes suck you fuckin ASSHOLE! Anyway have a fuckin Blessed Day. TrailHunter.

I have known my dear friend TH for over a year almost. He is a stand up guy and many many mongers appreciate him on this board. He is well respected and well liked which is the complete opposite of ME. I am not liked at all or respected which is exactly what I prefer. I have NEVER seen a post from TH sounding so pissed off ever! All the ladies on the trail love this man and they only have good things to say about him and trust when I say I know pretty much all the street walkers in Orlando. My point is this. Whoever has a issue with me, deal with me. TH is a dear friend of mine as well as SJ and he deserves the respect he has from this board.

Chris5.

[GeorgeMason]

Fuck you! You fucln SCUMBAG! You fuckin PUNK! By the way your fuckin jokes suck you fuckin ASSHOLE! Anyway have a fuckin Blessed Day. TrailHunter.

Yo TH.

Your boyfriend Chriss must had you post that since he don't want to talk to me.

He just a twinkee boy coward and you just a punk ass errand boy.

You can go back to sucking each other dick now.

[TrailHunter]

You got it right BB.

Chriss and TH make so much noise when porking each another that neighbors now call Chriss the "Demon of Screamin"! HA ha.

Fuck you! You fucln SCUMBAG! You fuckin PUNK! By the way your fuckin jokes suck you fuckin ASSHOLE! Anyway have a fuckin Blessed Day. TrailHunter.

[ThrowAwayToday]

You guys are crazy. Body is a 5 out of ten. Head game is weak.

I guess if your old and out of shape she'd be all that why'all make her out to be.

Next!

Men on this board are from all walks of life. From 20 year old college kids to 70 year old retiree's. That ***** is smokin hot to a 70 year old.

[Jackj]

You guys are crazy. Body is a 5 out of ten. Head game is weak.

I guess if your old and out of shape she'd be all that why'all make her out to be.

Next!

[GeorgeMason]

1. How do Chriss boyfriend make Chriss scream twice? He fudge him real hard then wipe his dick off on Chriss curtains.

2. It take both Chriss and his boyfriend to screw in lightbulb. His boyfriend screw it in and Chriss stand around and say 'FABULOUS'.

3. Chriss boyfriend tell me difference between fridgerator and Chriss. Boyfriend say fridgerator don't fart when he pull his meat out.

4. What did jewist rabbis do with foreskin after circumcision? They give to Chriss to use as chewing gum.

5. What did Chriss sperm say to his boyfriend sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit?

6. Chriss knew he was homo when he realize he make Juston Beiber look straight.

7. How do gay Chriss fake his orgasm? He spit on his boyfriends back.

8. Why is Chriss embarrass when get caught blowing his hung boyfriend? He caught with a foot in his mouth.

9. Chriss once serve in Greek army. They motto is never leave your buddys behind.

10. As gay man, Chriss use rib condoms. They give him better traction in the mud.

11. Chriss make us think he gangster but when he do drive-by all he do is throw Skittles and say 'taste the rainbow betches'.

12. Chriss can screw in light bulb all by hisself. But it take half of the ER to get it back out.

13. Chriss so gay that when doctor ask him for sperm sample Chriss fart in a cup.

14. You know how much cum Chriss have? A butt load.

15. Of course gay Chriss dress well. He did not spend all that time in closet doing nothing.

16. Did you know Chriss from Jamaica? Down there they call his ass Pokemon.

17. As gay man, what do Chriss do before jerking off? He shit in his hand.

18. Chriss friends say he gay because he don't like football. Chriss say they idiots, he say he gay because he like dick.

19. Chriss was married until he send wrong text to his wife. He had hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.

20. Chriss catch his boyfriend jerking off into rubber and ask him what he do? Chriss boyfriend say he packing Chriss a lunch.

Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!

That include you to Admin2. I know you laugh at this shit.

[Member #5013]

You're repeating the same shit! Listen asshole, stop dancing and twirling around the subject. Why are you on a bi sexual site there in Boston? Plenty of Boston MONGERS fully agree with me on this bacon. You owe us an explanation. All I ask is you stay your GAY ass in Boston. Do not come to Florida please. We don't need your type in our city.

Chris5.

Repeating the same shit!? Have you been doing the drugs you sell?! That's all you do is repeat yourself. You are like a monkey chasing a banana.

Go get a job you freak. You have way to much free time.

BB.

[Chris5]

Dude you are obsessed with me.

If I was 6'10" and from PA. You might have an shot at being believable.

You are a simple minded little man. Please up your game. Your infatuation with me and massholes just shows how much you are interested in men.

What the fuck are you looking at bisexual sites for anyways!?

BB.

You're repeating the same shit! Listen asshole, stop dancing and twirling around the subject. Why are you on a bi sexual site there in Boston? Plenty of Boston MONGERS fully agree with me on this bacon. You owe us an explanation. All I ask is you stay your GAY ass in Boston. Do not come to Florida please. We don't need your type in our city.

Chris5.

[Member #5013]

7:56 #2186.

DoubleDippin.

Regular Member.

Posts: 18.

From out of the closet he emerges.

From the darkest closet he emerges.

http://www.bisexualplayground.com/profiles/baconbits

Reply With Quote.

This was posted in Massholes last year. Bacon was outed for being registered on a bi sexual site. LOL! Bacon is GAY and bi sexual. Bacon Boy hall of shame.

Chris5.

Dude you are obsessed with me.

If I was 6'10" and from PA. You might have an shot at being believable.

You are a simple minded little man. Please up your game. Your infatuation with me and massholes just shows how much you are interested in men.

What the fuck are you looking at bisexual sites for anyways!?

BB.

[GeorgeMason]

Hey little twinkie boy, take you arguments with the Mass men back to the Mass board. No one here is interest in them.

Do not know why you keep pounding you chest here when we already know you just a punk twinkie boy.

Wait a fucking minute. Tom Brady is that you? You trying to hide out here in Orlando for the winter since you did not make it back to the Super Bowl? Time for you to man-up boy and argue with these guys on they home turf in Mass. We run a tight ship here in Micky's Rat Trap and have no time for your punk ass self. It might not be to bad if your mouth did not start racing before your mind even get in the car but you always sound like you talking with you mouth full and we know just what it full of. Because why else ever one call you dickhead.

Ha ha.

[Chris5]

01:51 #2771.

Negsiro.

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Regular Member.

Posts: 12.

Thank you Chris5 for exposing Homo monger Bill Baloney.

Thank you Chris5 for clearing it up for us because for a second there, we thought Admin2 was a member of the Barebacking Homo club because he sure as hell sounded like.

He was protecting El Presidente Homo himself Billy Boy, the #1 ass pudge fucker on the site. We take at your word and your explanation sounded very credible.

But we also urge you to take precaution with Admin2, this act of kindness may have been a sneaky attempt to pacify you so he can slither his way in. Be aware of these snakes.

They're very cunning. He could be an under cover bare backing ass pudge fucker homo just trying to be nice to ya so he can win you over.

Please continue to keep us informed on Billy Boy's bare backing adventures down in Orlando and warned fellow mongers down there as well to avoid and stay away from.

Any providers he ever recommends, we know they're tainted.

Rumors have it that Billy Baloney is quite upset of being exposed and he may be in talks behind closed doors with admin2 to see how he can censor you or I and get us banned again.

I get banned, you will know then that the Ass Mafia got me.

Posted in Massholes today.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Billy Boy you're next CHUMP! Once I finally dispose of your butt buddy bacon, you're NEXT!

IDIOT.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

7:56 #2186.

DoubleDippin.

Regular Member.

Posts: 18.

From out of the closet he emerges.

From the darkest closet he emerges.

http://www.bisexualplayground.com/profiles/baconbits

Reply With Quote.

This was posted in Massholes last year. Bacon was outed for being registered on a bi sexual site. LOL! Bacon is GAY and bi sexual. Bacon Boy hall of shame.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Go back to school and figure out how to read a map you stupid fuck. Damn boy your game is weak. You must have been sucking mad dick in jail instead of getting your GED.

You are one of the sadest punks on this site.

BB.

I kicked your GAY ass in Boston! Yet you want MORE?

Smh.

Pussy!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Dear Board.

Let me review how all this silliness transpired.

1.) Chris brought his fake tough guy act to Massholes and was beaten down like a red headed step child.

2.) Chris retreated to his home turf and stupidly claimed victory.

3.) We Followed Chris here to continue kicking his pathetic ass on a daily basis and set the record straight on Chris's "victory".

4.) Chris, seeing his own intellectual limitations, decides to go on the "gay" offensive. Of course he has no proof but that never stops Chris from posting his "facts".

5.) Chris "demands" Bacon and I to retire. Illusions of grandeur abound.

6.) Chris's lover TrailHunter outs him on the SW thread. FWIW, TH seems to be a good guy, I feel bad he got mixed up in this.

7.) Chris continues to get beat down day in, day out.

That about sums things up if you are just getting started with this nonsense.

Chris, we got about 6 inches of snow around Boston. You are so dumb that even when you can look up the answer you get it wrong. So, Demon of Screamin' you blowing Trail tonight?

Is this all you have? I declared victory in Massholes quickly! Bacon and Billy disappeared during the battle you IDIOT! Why won't you retire Faggot?

Chris5.