Happiness

[Mondo Badfoot]

Sneaky little Miss Happy has a few superstars arriving in the next week or so! Big time fuck-babies!

[Brudda1]

I've seen Sasha a few times. She is PSE to the max, if you have any kinky fetishes she's probably into it too. She truly enjoys her work. What ruined it for me is she got comfortable and walked into the room with no makeup, lots of acne that I just can't get the sight out of my head. Definitely uses a lot of cover up. She hides it well though. Maybe I'm just an asshole, but I prefer chicks with clean skin. For that reason I won't repeat. Not saying she isn't fun to be with and a nice girl. She's also a talker. If you listen to her a bit she'll like you then do things for you she won't with majority of her clients. Overall I'd say L. 6 S. 10 A. 8. 5.

[DrMajikLuv69]

That girl is pretty wild now. The girl's a super freak. The kind of girl you read about. In the new wave magazines. That girl is pretty kinky. The girl's a super freak. I'd really like to taste her!

Model: Sasha.

L: 10.

A: 10 plus.

S: 10 plus.

Looks: Sasha is a petite cute spinner with large bees or seas. Sasha stands approximately 5'0" tall and probably weighs no more than 90 pounds. Nice light tan complexion. Blonde shoulder length hair. Bald wet kitty that is very tasty. This is a repeat visit; therefore not much more to add; please see my previous posts from a couple weeks back for more detail.

Attitude: Excellent PRS, PSE, GFE, fuck me back attitude. Hardcore PSE. Fuck me back harder attitude. No rush attitude; went into OT. Cute, friendly, super freak attitude.

Service: Ensure non mechanical routine. Practically woman-handled me; she's petite but wild. Amazing endeavor as Sasha directed me to try diverse new positions. Good thing I'm flexible and take yoga. Sasha bossed me around in new level hardcore PSE super freak yoga poses which included DFK rimming and other clandestine activities. Sasha is so hot! Withholding specific special details, because I don't think she freely relinquishes the special Tx to all mongers, as she explained. Willingly unveiled Regular Menu Items: DFK, LFK, BBBJ, BSL, Rim and various positions. Special Menu Items: undisclosed because YMMV.

Damage: standard baker's dough. Will definitely repeat!

[HawaiiBoy09]

Thanks, man. It was a real letdown. There have been some micro AMP busts in Seattle with Korean providers I wonder if this makes them more cautious. I have never been turned away so bluntly at an AMP in any state so I was a little shocked. Did mama really think I was LE? I had a full beard and a baseball cap and an younger looking. Still perplexed.

I'm actually still on island. Last day but I haven't tried any other AMP but might give it one last try today. Any pointers? Happy was so welcoming and cool when I was with her a year ago. Kind of expected similar service. Maybe I'll just do something productive like explore the island or pearl harbor LOL.

I'm not going to sugarcoat it because Connie is my current #1 provider and have a "relationship" with her so I was able to get into Happiness on my first try. Even if you're here for a limited time, there are A LOT of AMPs with great providers. Make a list in case you get turned away from 1 AMP. I've been turned away at the door a couple times and rejected even after getting in. I think it was because I didn't get undressed before the provider came in. That happened when I was just starting. I still don't take my shorts off until the provider comes in, but I take them off as she enters.

Suggestions: Kison (Current hotties Kimmy & Suzy), Crystal Healing Massage (Super hottie Alex), Seven (down the street from Happiness).

[H Mobius]

Good advice from Darkman. I don't wear cologne because you can't fix a busted windshield by putting new wipers, and yes girls almost universally turn the lights way down on me because "soon it will be over" .

I just use carefully chosen personal care products and have received compliments from girls. I'm no stud, and need to do what I can to make up for it. I like it when the girl leans in and takes a Deeeep breath, and they realize things ain't gonna be so bad after all. Downside is they skip the TS and want to get right to bed.

Thanks DML69, will keep that in mind.

[DrMajikLuv69]

I look like a cop, I'm not local looking at all, and I don't have any problems. Don't expect AMPs to cater to you. You simply have to adapt. A couple things you have to consider:

-Regulars make up a significant majority at all HNL AMPs. Some AMPs are more exclusive to regulars than others. Regulars being local or non local doesn't matter. A regular is a regular. Regulars are catered to.

-AMP worries are not limited to LE. They have to worry about robbery, run-outs, even extortion from organized crime. Raids by police are always a worry but, the police will also extort themselves.

-AMPs in Hawaii have a high level of demand across the board. At select locations the amount of customer traffic is at the highest levels. When a business controls the supply during very high demand you have no choice but to concede. If you don't want to play ball with them, they are losing nothing, they have a dozen customers ready to visit for every one that goes away.

-Be mindful what time you go to certain locations. Good intel can be had for nearly every location on best times to go just by asking the regulars for that particular establishment.

-Be mindful of what you wear. I was at Happiness recently in the wee hours but not super late. As I was trying to leave after planting a couple seeds, Mama held me up cause someone was at the door. Their CCTV being in full view, the Mama was instantly suspicious just by what the guy was wearing. He was wearing a hat, looking down from the camera. Never wear a hat and never try to hide from the camera, they are not going to sell your footage to the media, you're not Donald Trump! The guy was also wearing Tactical Pants, boots and a dark polo. Pretty much the stereotype outfit of an undercover in the eyes a Mama. Wear short, sneakers, a t-shirt.

-When you do go and do get in talk to the Mama's. Sweet-talk them, pat them on the ass (certain mamas squeeze that ass, certain other mamas rub their pussy and fondle the tits). They will remember you. Especially at Happiness. Cops and crooks aren't going to do this. I squeeze the oldest Happiness Mamas ass all the time and she loves it.

-If you aren't from here than you have nothing to worry about discretion. Especially not at Happiness. Its not that exposed and its only a risk if you are known to the customers of the restaurant below.

Wow! Just put me on blast. That was me wearing the baseball cap, dark polo and camouflage pants with combat boots. I just returned from South Africa safari trip and wanted to hunt a cougar so I thought that it would be okay outfit to wear to Happiness. LOL Just Kidding! But that is excellent advice regarding getting your foot in the door to an AMP. Thanks for the post.

[DrMajikLuv69]

How many mamas do they have? The "3rd degree" is a mood killer for me...

Hello H Mobius.

Here's an educated guess based upon what I've read; I think they have three mamas. The day mama is Kim. Night mama is Hannah, and the owner mama is Happy.

[In Da Mixx]

Saw this little angel again recently. She really is a little devil though. Skipped the shower because we were clean. She looked super sexy in her red see through and really high heals. She makes that ensemble work really well.

She came into the room all smiles and we were off to the races. Full on GFE between us. Lfk to dfk, daty, BBBJ, 69, all for days before cfs. She felt so good in cg that I just went with it until we came together. After wards, some great cuddling, spooning, chit chat (she has the cutest giggle and a genuine lay hearty laugh) and more lfk, with her stoking jr. Don't know if her hand just needed something to do or if multiples was available, but I wasn't up to the task so didn't ask.

Cindy is super cute, and we really seem to hit it off the more I see of her. Doesn't have a routine, at least not with me, but feels much like a gf situation. Very warm, and very knowledgable as to how to take great care of a guy. Don't really want to write this, as I'd hate to see her get burnt out, but she definately deserves the props.

She is very cute, all natural and very sweet reminds of Muni type of service, with MSOG also TS b2 b nuru was very good lots of play!!

[Darkman808]

Well, I decided to take the advice of some of you other mongers and see if I couldn't sneak some Greek from Koko, but sadly I agree with your last statement above about saving your $$ for original targets; I'm kicking myself for not just going to see Sugar at Rejuve like I had originally planned tonight. She might not have spoken Greek with me either, but at least she would have been worth it in EVERY other way. Koko unfortunately will be chalked up as a waste of $$ tonight. Her pictures are definitely not her. She is small and cute, but certainly not as shapely as those pictures suggest (slight belly, and ass looked good only in DS really). L-6 (I'll admit that having lived in Asia for a long time and sampled some downright gorgeous babes has lead me to develop somewhat high standards in the L-department). Her attitude was F**KED up. I decided to shower beforehand and skip the TS, wore cologne and everything (I prefer to treat these things somewhat like dates, so I make sure that I'm presentable), and she almost refused to have any B2 B contact with me even after she gave me the hot towel. Furthermore, she was incredibly mechanical the whole time, and seemed to be rushing through the entire thing, even though we ended up finishing with enough time for her to give me a full 20 minute massage. She also was just plain rude. Not particularly accommodating when I wanted to switch positions (would grunt and complain often) and actually copped an attitude when I asked if she would speak Greek. A-5. Service was decent. She did give a pretty good walking massage, although she kept a towel between her feet and my back and rather religiously ensured that it got back between her feet and my body whenever it slipped (which of course happened a lot). BBBJ was alright, CFS was OK (again, not very accommodating position-wise, and complained a lot), and in the end tried to finish me off with an HJ as if I had been taking too long, even though we had plenty of time left. S7 (begrudgingly though. I give her that because she did make the ship sail eventually, but much of that was on account of me digging deep because I didn't want to go home having tossed $$ with nothing to show for it). Tried to be cute and friendly on the way out at the end, but it was too late. Happiness has plenty better pickings than this one.

I'm sorry you had a bad date. We all have had the 'high expectations' experience with low results. Bummer to waste the cash.

Here's a tip, meant with all the positive effort I can muster, in hope that you never have a bad date again. This also goes out to all the numerous "newbies" that are here reading and learning.

Don't wear cologne when mongering.

I've mongered many years and can remember the times on one hand when the "escorts" I was with actually had perfume on. Even at local AMPs, very few girls (in my personal experience) wear perfume. But lets talk apples and oranges.

YOU wearing cologne, means the girl has to smell YOU whether she likes you or not. Now if you are a ugly dude, she can close her eyes or turn down the lights, soon it will be over. But there is nothing the human body can do to NOT smell who you are with. We've all had experiences (I know I have) where you are with a provider who is, uh, not 'showered' and hygienically clean. I know I have actually lost an erection and could not get it back after approaching a girl in doggie and, OMG, It hit me. The sense of smell truly impacts us more than most people realize.

When SHE wears perfume, there is a risk that her customer will absorb that smell during your hour long play and will go home, risking "detection" by your SO. So typically, most girls are savvy enough to NOT wear perfume. Even if you shower thoroughly (did you skip washing your hair, to quicken the process and get out of there?) There still is a risk your clothes will smell, after you hugged her when you came in or when you left and said good bye. Oops, "Honey, how come your clothes smell like another woman's perfume? That's not MY scent!

If you look at most "escort" websites, many / most of them will specifically TELL YOU NOT TO WEAR cologne. Even a few BP ads have that too.

Finally, I know guys who have had long time relationships with women (married or girlfriends) will have benefited from their SO telling them, "Honey, that's too much cologne you're wearing. " As you get ready to go out. But many of my still single friends, make the mistake of bathing in cologne, where they learned this I don't know.

When people can smell you before you step into an elevator, that's too much.

I suggest you skip the enhancements. A good shower before hitting an AMP, getting all squeaky clean, including hair and feet, floss and brush your teeth with mouthwash too, ("Hauna-Tosis" some guys!) will be all that you need to impress the provider. And don't forget, "clean fingernails" too. That's huge!! Chicks look at your hands. If you just come from work and have shit under your nails, there is no way you're putting those inside her coochie. She may even wave you off from touching her much at all anywhere.

Impressing a provider anywhere starts with cleaning up your act before you arrive. That tells her you cared enough about her, to consider showing up ready to go. Good luck bro, go knock it out of the park on the next one.

[AsianSlayer]

I look like a cop, I'm not local looking at all, and I don't have any problems. Don't expect AMPs to cater to you. You simply have to adapt. A couple things you have to consider:

-Regulars make up a significant majority at all HNL AMPs. Some AMPs are more exclusive to regulars than others. Regulars being local or non local doesn't matter. A regular is a regular. Regulars are catered to.

-AMP worries are not limited to LE. They have to worry about robbery, run-outs, even extortion from organized crime. Raids by police are always a worry but, the police will also extort themselves.

-AMPs in Hawaii have a high level of demand across the board. At select locations the amount of customer traffic is at the highest levels. When a business controls the supply during very high demand you have no choice but to concede. If you don't want to play ball with them, they are losing nothing, they have a dozen customers ready to visit for every one that goes away.

-Be mindful what time you go to certain locations. Good intel can be had for nearly every location on best times to go just by asking the regulars for that particular establishment.

-Be mindful of what you wear. I was at Happiness recently in the wee hours but not super late. As I was trying to leave after planting a couple seeds, Mama held me up cause someone was at the door. Their CCTV being in full view, the Mama was instantly suspicious just by what the guy was wearing. He was wearing a hat, looking down from the camera. Never wear a hat and never try to hide from the camera, they are not going to sell your footage to the media, you're not Donald Trump! The guy was also wearing Tactical Pants, boots and a dark polo. Pretty much the stereotype outfit of an undercover in the eyes a Mama. Wear short, sneakers, a t-shirt.

-When you do go and do get in talk to the Mama's. Sweet-talk them, pat them on the ass (certain mamas squeeze that ass, certain other mamas rub their pussy and fondle the tits). They will remember you. Especially at Happiness. Cops and crooks aren't going to do this. I squeeze the oldest Happiness Mamas ass all the time and she loves it.

-If you aren't from here than you have nothing to worry about discretion. Especially not at Happiness. Its not that exposed and its only a risk if you are known to the customers of the restaurant below.

[H Mobius]

Don't sweat it. They're just being cautious. I've been to happiness atleast three times and the last time I got a similar kind of 3rd degree treatment from both happy and the old mama who was there. Just try again man.

How many mamas do they have? The "3rd degree" is a mood killer for me...

[Willy Wonka09]

Thanks, man. It was a real letdown. There have been some micro AMP busts in Seattle with Korean providers I wonder if this makes them more cautious. I have never been turned away so bluntly at an AMP in any state so I was a little shocked. Did mama really think I was LE? I had a full beard and a baseball cap and an younger looking. Still perplexed.

I'm actually still on island. Last day but I haven't tried any other AMP but might give it one last try today. Any pointers? Happy was so welcoming and cool when I was with her a year ago. Kind of expected similar service. Maybe I'll just do something productive like explore the island or pearl harbor LOL.

I feel your pain. Guys that live on island say, "Don't sweat it". When we visit island we have places mapped out, we aren't around 2 wks later. You go to an AMP and you get rebuffed, you take it personal because it is personal. Now you go running to some other place and hope that you can enter. Next, if you get service it often times is lackluster, after the session, you are told "next time". Next time, a monger might be 5 k miles away. It hurts to fly for about 12 hrs, land, then head for the AMPs with high hopes. Then hopes are dashed-YMMV. It is money wasted and time lost. This shit does not happen in Thailand. Caution is one thing, but to deny entrance to someone not from Hawaii, strains belief. I'm too old to be anyone's LE, yet I too, have been subjected to the third degree just last year. When girls move to different AMPs-you, the visitor, might be new to that SPA and not get in. If you live on island, it is easy to blow it off and try another place next wk or wk after. Maybe next month or month after. Visitors time is finite on island-residents time is linear. No one likes to feel that they are excluded from activities open to discerning adults.Maybe the AMPs should have ropes in front of the entrance, for better screening.

[ByTheBook]

Don't live here, but had the pleasure of seeing Happy a year ago at CC location just before she gave up providing for managing. Scheduled an appointment with Connie last night, showered and shaved meticulously. Ring door bell and mama says "Connie not available come back later" Perplexed, I state I had an appointment. "You been here before? What area code you call from?" Yes, when you were at century center. Any other girls available? "No sorry come back another time".

WTF? LE vibes? Been looking forward to this trip for months.

I feel your pain. Guys that live on island say, "Don't sweat it". When we visit island we have places mapped out, we aren't around 2 wks later. You go to an AMP and you get rebuffed, you take it personal because it is personal. Now you go running to some other place and hope that you can enter. Next, if you get service it often times is lackluster, after the session, you are told "next time". Next time, a monger might be 5 k miles away. It hurts to fly for about 12 hrs, land, then head for the AMPs with high hopes. Then hopes are dashed-YMMV. It is money wasted and time lost. This shit does not happen in Thailand. Caution is one thing, but to deny entrance to someone not from Hawaii, strains belief. I'm too old to be anyone's LE, yet I too, have been subjected to the third degree just last year. When girls move to different AMPs-you, the visitor, might be new to that SPA and not get in. If you live on island, it is easy to blow it off and try another place next wk or wk after. Maybe next month or month after. Visitors time is finite on island-residents time is linear. No one likes to feel that they are excluded from activities open to discerning adults.Maybe the AMPs should have ropes in front of the entrance, for better screening.

[HawaiiBoy09]

Just had my third visit with Connie it was 2 hours Long and every second was perfect. Round one till Pop in shower. Back in room she gives tounge massage on back and butt. Flip over and make out like teenagers. I climb on top and really give it to her. Pop. We shower. She starts to get dressed and o ask for time. Turns out we still have a whole hour left. She says sorry and gives back rub with BBBJ. I ask for 69 and we spend 20 minutes just enjoying each other. She finally makers her way to reverse cowgirl and then spins around. Now she really was trying hard to make pop 3. In fact it was so sexy watching her grind on me. Damnnnnnn I pop and she just keeps going I sit up and she just hugs me for a few minutes. We lay down and seriously take a nap together. Fucking perfect in every way. I will be realllllllllly sad when she leaves.

On way out I bump into happy. Wow she is also hot. She begs me to eat lunch but I have to get back 2 work. I really want to have 3 some with Connie and Sasha. So happy if you read this. Send me PM and let me know if that is doable. You should really see Connie if you like Sasha She is more GFE but fucking amazing.

You can't have her unless you move to another state. I'm her Hawaii husband and she's my Cali wife. Ask her. She'll know what I'm talking about. LOL.

[Member #5810]

Well, I decided to take the advice of some of you other mongers and see if I couldn't sneak some Greek from Koko, but sadly I agree with your last statement above about saving your $$ for original targets; I'm kicking myself for not just going to see Sugar at Rejuve like I had originally planned tonight. She might not have spoken Greek with me either, but at least she would have been worth it in EVERY other way. Koko unfortunately will be chalked up as a waste of $$ tonight. Her pictures are definitely not her. She is small and cute, but certainly not as shapely as those pictures suggest (slight belly, and ass looked good only in DS really). L-6 (I'll admit that having lived in Asia for a long time and sampled some downright gorgeous babes has lead me to develop somewhat high standards in the L-department). Her attitude was F**KED up. I decided to shower beforehand and skip the TS, wore cologne and everything (I prefer to treat these things somewhat like dates, so I make sure that I'm presentable), and she almost refused to have any B2 B contact with me even after she gave me the hot towel. Furthermore, she was incredibly mechanical the whole time, and seemed to be rushing through the entire thing, even though we ended up finishing with enough time for her to give me a full 20 minute massage. She also was just plain rude. Not particularly accommodating when I wanted to switch positions (would grunt and complain often) and actually copped an attitude when I asked if she would speak Greek. A-5. Service was decent. She did give a pretty good walking massage, although she kept a towel between her feet and my back and rather religiously ensured that it got back between her feet and my body whenever it slipped (which of course happened a lot). BBBJ was alright, CFS was OK (again, not very accommodating position-wise, and complained a lot), and in the end tried to finish me off with an HJ as if I had been taking too long, even though we had plenty of time left. S7 (begrudgingly though. I give her that because she did make the ship sail eventually, but much of that was on account of me digging deep because I didn't want to go home having tossed $$ with nothing to show for it). Tried to be cute and friendly on the way out at the end, but it was too late. Happiness has plenty better pickings than this one.

Wow big big difference. Night and day difference. Gee, I guess you really got the short end of YMMV. ! Thanks for TOFTT. I was thinking of seeing her but going to wait it out now. I see clearly here that things really can be YMMV. Damn.