Happiness

**Corvette808** · 01-22-16 19:32

Just had my third visit with Connie it was 2 hours Long and every second was perfect. Round one till Pop in shower. Back in room she gives tounge massage on back and butt. Flip over and make out like teenagers. I climb on top and really give it to her. Pop. We shower. She starts to get dressed and o ask for time. Turns out we still have a whole hour left. She says sorry and gives back rub with BBBJ. I ask for 69 and we spend 20 minutes just enjoying each other. She finally makers her way to reverse cowgirl and then spins around. Now she really was trying hard to make pop 3. In fact it was so sexy watching her grind on me. Damnnnnnn I pop and she just keeps going I sit up and she just hugs me for a few minutes. We lay down and seriously take a nap together. Fucking perfect in every way. I will be realllllllllly sad when she leaves.

On way out I bump into happy. Wow she is also hot. She begs me to eat lunch but I have to get back 2 work. I really want to have 3 some with Connie and Sasha. So happy if you read this. Send me PM and let me know if that is doable. You should really see Connie if you like Sasha She is more GFE but fucking amazing.

**Jack Damsey** · 01-22-16 06:58

Originally Posted by Glogauer [View Original Post]

Was feeling good after a few at the KBs and decided to spend some of my paycheck to find out how good those import models really are. It was still relatively early. Called Rejuve for Dallas or Hilton. No luck. Try Aria? Called Happiness and asked for Sasha. No luck. How about Rebecca? Hmm. Ok. Against my better judgement I withdraw $$ from the ATM and head for Happiness. Parked at the Palama Market and walked up the stairway of shame. A guy and gal came out of one of the establishments on the first floor. I don't recognize them and they don't recognize me, so no harm no foul.

I ask Mama for the lineup and three gals trot out. The one named Koko is by far the prettiest and sexiest looking, so I choose her. TS? Sure. I get a nice relaxing washdown. No B2 B, but I didn't really ask for it. Get an interesting BBBJ while receiving what felt like a prostate exam. That was something new for me. A little bit painful, but stimulating nonetheless.

Time for the room. I get a better look at her. She looks like she could be Vietnamese, but she says she's Chinese. I wouldn't call her a spinner. Not curvy. I'd say athletic like a cheerleader. The ones at the bottom of the pyramid. Small natural bees. She starts off with BBBJ in 69. Sure, I'll oblige. Ugh. Pussy smells a little bit like ass. I get the paranoid feeling like maybe she didn't wash off good enough between sessions.

She slips on the cover, turns around and mounts me CG. I get some LFK. But I'm not really feeling it. We go mish. Can I take off the cover? She obliges, but tells me not to come inside. Sorry hon, couldn't if I wanted to. Maybe I drank too much. Maybe she she's a bit loose. Maybe the monger before me really stretched her out, but it feels like a hotdog in a hallway. I half jokingly ask her if I can stick it in her ass, and she says YES!

Damn! I put the cover back on and slide in surprisingly rather easily DS. (BTW. As much as I love BBFS, I never ever do Greek BB. Got a painful bacteria infection that way.). Koko might be rather new, but she's a gamer. The knock came, but I didn't. That's OK. She gave it a good effort and tried to please.

All in all, I give her a L / A / S 7/8/6 with Connie being my current 10/10/10. Shoulda saved my $$ for my original targets. But for you Greek lovers out there, Koko is one you can add to the list.

Well, I decided to take the advice of some of you other mongers and see if I couldn't sneak some Greek from Koko, but sadly I agree with your last statement above about saving your $$ for original targets; I'm kicking myself for not just going to see Sugar at Rejuve like I had originally planned tonight. She might not have spoken Greek with me either, but at least she would have been worth it in EVERY other way. Koko unfortunately will be chalked up as a waste of $$ tonight. Her pictures are definitely not her. She is small and cute, but certainly not as shapely as those pictures suggest (slight belly, and ass looked good only in DS really). L-6 (I'll admit that having lived in Asia for a long time and sampled some downright gorgeous babes has lead me to develop somewhat high standards in the L-department). Her attitude was F**KED up. I decided to shower beforehand and skip the TS, wore cologne and everything (I prefer to treat these things somewhat like dates, so I make sure that I'm presentable), and she almost refused to have any B2 B contact with me even after she gave me the hot towel. Furthermore, she was incredibly mechanical the whole time, and seemed to be rushing through the entire thing, even though we ended up finishing with enough time for her to give me a full 20 minute massage. She also was just plain rude. Not particularly accommodating when I wanted to switch positions (would grunt and complain often) and actually copped an attitude when I asked if she would speak Greek. A-5. Service was decent. She did give a pretty good walking massage, although she kept a towel between her feet and my back and rather religiously ensured that it got back between her feet and my body whenever it slipped (which of course happened a lot). BBBJ was alright, CFS was OK (again, not very accommodating position-wise, and complained a lot), and in the end tried to finish me off with an HJ as if I had been taking too long, even though we had plenty of time left. S7 (begrudgingly though. I give her that because she did make the ship sail eventually, but much of that was on account of me digging deep because I didn't want to go home having tossed $$ with nothing to show for it). Tried to be cute and friendly on the way out at the end, but it was too late. Happiness has plenty better pickings than this one.

**Nutmaker** · 01-22-16 05:31

Saw this little angel again recently. She really is a little devil though. Skipped the shower because we were clean. She looked super sexy in her red see through and really high heals. She makes that ensemble work really well.

She came into the room all smiles and we were off to the races. Full on GFE between us. Lfk to dfk, daty, BBBJ, 69, all for days before cfs. She felt so good in cg that I just went with it until we came together. After wards, some great cuddling, spooning, chit chat (she has the cutest giggle and a genuine lay hearty laugh) and more lfk, with her stoking jr. Don't know if her hand just needed something to do or if multiples was available, but I wasn't up to the task so didn't ask.

Cindy is super cute, and we really seem to hit it off the more I see of her. Doesn't have a routine, at least not with me, but feels much like a gf situation. Very warm, and very knowledgable as to how to take great care of a guy. Don't really want to write this, as I'd hate to see her get burnt out, but she definately deserves the props.

**Blake123** · 01-22-16 05:17

Originally Posted by Aliikai21 [View Original Post]

So finished the birthday weekend with Sasha. Appreciate the parking info. Left early and had to walk from alamoana. Moma tried to assure me Don Quiote was ok but would agree to reimburse my towing fee if shit happens. So anyway saw Sasha and at first it was a bit awkward I alway get the LEO run down which it sounds like many of you do too. So shower wasn't spectacular but after things got better. Definitely once we were back in the room and dried off was more friendly. So just like other report very GFE, porns star BBBJ, spitting, good eye contact, standard positions, then CIM porn star style, all smiles, great finish. Overall cute face, great body, didn't care for the hair or wig, she's not big on you touching hair which I kinda like especially during a BJ. Tits were visually awesome, feeling not so much. Body was tight and spinnerish just how I like. Definately sure next time will be better hopefully Moma with remember me and not tell the girls I'm LEO anymore. So L8/ S9/ A9.

Don't be afraid to park at Don Quijote. Just use common sense and at least pretend you are shopping there by walking into the store for a few seconds / minutes before making your way to Happiness.

Oh yes, Sasha is very good sex--a real freak in the sheets.

**Aliikai21** · 01-22-16 00:55

So finished the birthday weekend with Sasha. Appreciate the parking info. Left early and had to walk from alamoana. Moma tried to assure me Don Quiote was ok but would agree to reimburse my towing fee if shit happens. So anyway saw Sasha and at first it was a bit awkward I alway get the LEO run down which it sounds like many of you do too. So shower wasn't spectacular but after things got better. Definitely once we were back in the room and dried off was more friendly. So just like other report very GFE, porns star BBBJ, spitting, good eye contact, standard positions, then CIM porn star style, all smiles, great finish. Overall cute face, great body, didn't care for the hair or wig, she's not big on you touching hair which I kinda like especially during a BJ. Tits were visually awesome, feeling not so much. Body was tight and spinnerish just how I like. Definately sure next time will be better hopefully Moma with remember me and not tell the girls I'm LEO anymore. So L8/ S9/ A9.

**Corvette808** · 01-21-16 23:25

Sorry that title was 2 easy. I've been to happy land maybe 30 times in the last 6 months. Morning mama knows me by name very well. I have only been offered meals by the girls when I go early and I have always declined. But while I am there. I normally go before noon I always here fellow johns in kitchen while I am in the shower room, if you are thoses johns please stfu LOL. Nothing kills my Boner faster then hearing you talk about your week and what not. Sheesh LOL. Anyways I am happy with my in and out dine in service. However Bella says the kimchee is to die for LOL. Just my 2 cents.

**HawaiiBoy09** · 01-21-16 22:22

Originally Posted by BoobsMcghee [View Original Post]

Don't sweat it. They're just being cautious. I've been to happiness atleast three times and the last time I got a similar kind of 3rd degree treatment from both happy and the old mama who was there. Just try again man.

I've been here twice and I'm yet to see Happy. I guess I haven't moved up to dining status either. I wonder if I'm going at the wrong hour. Guys talking about being served meals there. I could go for some midnight post coital ramen or japchae.

**BoobsMcghee** · 01-21-16 19:34

Originally Posted by WillyWonka09 [View Original Post]

Don't live here, but had the pleasure of seeing Happy a year ago at CC location just before she gave up providing for managing. Scheduled an appointment with Connie last night, showered and shaved meticulously. Ring door bell and mama says "Connie not available come back later" Perplexed, I state I had an appointment. "You been here before? What area code you call from?" Yes, when you were at century center. Any other girls available? "No sorry come back another time".

WTF? LE vibes? Been looking forward to this trip for months.

Don't sweat it. They're just being cautious. I've been to happiness atleast three times and the last time I got a similar kind of 3rd degree treatment from both happy and the old mama who was there. Just try again man.

**Willy Wonka09** · 01-21-16 15:57

Don't live here, but had the pleasure of seeing Happy a year ago at CC location just before she gave up providing for managing. Scheduled an appointment with Connie last night, showered and shaved meticulously. Ring door bell and mama says "Connie not available come back later" Perplexed, I state I had an appointment. "You been here before? What area code you call from?" Yes, when you were at century center. Any other girls available? "No sorry come back another time".

WTF? LE vibes? Been looking forward to this trip for months.

**Corvette808** · 01-20-16 18:53

So I shopped around this morning Yasmin wanted 360 roses for incall. Nope. Susan only had that one review from a member who only ever posted 1 review. 2 sketchy. Joon double booked so I called happy land. Connie was not coming in till noon so I went with Koko. Again she is pretty. I actually thought I was going to see melodie Mental error on my part but Koko is fun. Her b2 b shower is aggressive and on point. Her Nani lips are perfect. She takes direction well. 1/2 way into the hour I have some special requests. I guess the more I bang hot chicks the weirder I get. Anyways she was shy at first but when she saw I needed the extra freak to come out she was down. She asked me not to put details so I won't but that lube is stuck in my mouth now. LOL.

Anyways. She's cute. Body 8. Face 7. Nani 9 ass 8 She goes the extra mile. My request was so freaky she asked for more donation and I stuck to my guns. After 10 minutes and she saw I needed my fetish to finish she complied. I will get her a Tiffany necklace or something from alibubba for when I see her again.

Like mama always says. Never hurts to ask.

FYI it was not Greek or bb. Like I said I'm a weirdo and have a foot fetish of sorts LOL.

**Johny Walker** · 01-20-16 15:39

Originally Posted by DrMajikLuv69 [View Original Post]

Thanks Glogauer, Awesome narrative "voice". I really enjoyed reading your report. Hyperbole on my part; but I love the "21 Questions" Think Aloud. Informative with details and most importantly style. Great read. Koko has now been added to the To Do List.

Seen Koko last night very cute Chinese with a spinner build,natural small Bs, TS B2 B nuru was pretty good let me 69 her while in the act, back at the room plenty of dfk and lots of BBBJ with bls and light rimming let me cim, daty some more in 69 til hard again, cfs rode me like a champ in multiple positions,2nd pop in ds, great time total gfe ,no rush,.

**ILuvDaty808** · 01-20-16 05:13

Finally back home where I belong. Decided to see Connie based on her reports. Had no problem making an appointment with the time slot I wanted. Found street parking so that wasn't a problem. Was a little early paid mama hf she said Connie was getting ready so offered me something to drink.

Shortly after Connie walked in wearing a black tube dress. IMHO she looked very sexy and tanned I was not disappointed at all. Even though it was my first time decided to pass on the table shower so Connie excused herself to get her things. Didn't know what to expect as her reviews were GFE and PSE. I got one of the best GFE ever from the time she climbed onto the table with me till it was time for me to leave. This lady loves to kiss and hold you. Even though mama called time she paid no attention. We went a considerable time over. Sorry mama. I can't wait until the next time to see her because I'd bet Connie's b2 be with nuru must be something special. Thanks again for all of your reports. Connie is top tier in my book!

**DrMajikLuv69** · 01-20-16 00:33

Originally Posted by Kagasain [View Original Post]

Usually I call 1- 2 hrs in advance. Sometimes Mama tells me girl is available in 20 minutes and I have to high tail it over there or wait 4 hours. Called this weekend for Sasha and was told that it was a 5 hr wait not sure if she is just that popular or the long weekend. I'm guessing both because one time I made a appointment for Connie. Ma'am told me that Connie was running late, and I could have waited or chose Sasha. After this weekend with Sasha I'm regretting not having her earlier.

It was a long weekend. Sasha was so tired from this past week / weekend that she won't be back to Thursday.

**Kagasain** · 01-20-16 00:29

Originally Posted by BladeRunner21 [View Original Post]

I have to wonder what time you guys are calling in to make your appointments. It seems like 1-2 hr ahead of time didn't cut it for me this week. I think it was the long weekend, so probably a bunch of us just wanted to relax.

Usually I call 1- 2 hrs in advance. Sometimes Mama tells me girl is available in 20 minutes and I have to high tail it over there or wait 4 hours. Called this weekend for Sasha and was told that it was a 5 hr wait not sure if she is just that popular or the long weekend. I'm guessing both because one time I made a appointment for Connie. Ma'am told me that Connie was running late, and I could have waited or chose Sasha. After this weekend with Sasha I'm regretting not having her earlier.

**DrMajikLuv69** · 01-19-16 03:31

Originally Posted by Glogauer [View Original Post]

Was feeling good after a few at the KBs and decided to spend some of my paycheck to find out how good those import models really are. It was still relatively early. Called Rejuve for Dallas or Hilton. No luck. Try Aria? Called Happiness and asked for Sasha. No luck. How about Rebecca? Hmm. Ok. Against my better judgement I withdraw $$ from the ATM and head for Happiness. Parked at the Palama Market and walked up the stairway of shame. A guy and gal came out of one of the establishments on the first floor. I don't recognize them and they don't recognize me, so no harm no foul.

I ask Mama for the lineup and three gals trot out. The one named Koko is by far the prettiest and sexiest looking, so I choose her. TS? Sure. I get a nice relaxing washdown. No B2 B, but I didn't really ask for it. Get an interesting BBBJ while receiving what felt like a prostate exam. That was something new for me. A little bit painful, but stimulating nonetheless.

Time for the room. I get a better look at her. She looks like she could be Vietnamese, but she says she's Chinese. I wouldn't call her a spinner. Not curvy. I'd say athletic like a cheerleader. The ones at the bottom of the pyramid. Small natural bees. She starts off with BBBJ in 69. Sure, I'll oblige. Ugh. Pussy smells a little bit like ass. I get the paranoid feeling like maybe she didn't wash off good enough between sessions.

She slips on the cover, turns around and mounts me CG. I get some LFK. But I'm not really feeling it. We go mish. Can I take off the cover? She obliges, but tells me not to come inside. Sorry hon, couldn't if I wanted to. Maybe I drank too much. Maybe she she's a bit loose. Maybe the monger before me really stretched her out, but it feels like a hotdog in a hallway. I half jokingly ask her if I can stick it in her ass, and she says YES!

Damn! I put the cover back on and slide in surprisingly rather easily DS. (BTW. As much as I love BBFS, I never ever do Greek BB. Got a painful bacteria infection that way.). Koko might be rather new, but she's a gamer. The knock came, but I didn't. That's OK. She gave it a good effort and tried to please.

All in all, I give her a L / A / S 7/8/6 with Connie being my current 10/10/10. Shoulda saved my $$ for my original targets. But for you Greek lovers out there, Koko is one you can add to the list.

Thanks Glogauer, Awesome narrative "voice". I really enjoyed reading your report. Hyperbole on my part; but I love the "21 Questions" Think Aloud. Informative with details and most importantly style. Great read. Koko has now been added to the To Do List.