Massage Parlor Reports

[EBurton8888]

Was drunk last night and decided to hit up one of the CL / BP masseuse ads. I've had a HE once before but this was my first time doing it solo (my friend took me to another spot in Clairemont, I think Convoy Spa? For my first time. Place now closed / renamed). Her name was Coco and we agreed to FS 80 through text. She sent over the address which ended up being the location of Studio Spa / One Stop Hair & Nails on Balboa. Once I got there, she opened the door and she was about 40-50 yo, 5'1"ish, 90 lbs. Wasn't exactly thrilled, but I was horny so fuck it. Once we got into the room, I disrobed fully and laid on the table. We were making chit chat the whole time, she was telling about her boyfriend and her two kids as she gave me a half-assed non-oiled massage. She spent all of her time massaging my butt and upper thighs as I was given free roam all over her body -- She had the body of an old mom with saggy stomach and stretch marks on her belly. I tried not to look so I wouldn't lose my hard on. I started to pull her pants down when she suddenly got up and walked into the other room. She came back with a glove for her and a glove for me. She oiled her glove up and started playing with the boys as I started sucking on her titties and rubbing her pussy. I mentioned FS and she kept saying no no no and I was like WTF. Mentioned it a couple more times with her denying so I just let her finish me off. Gave her 80 then bounced. She mentioned there was another girl who worked there along with a ladyboy. I will not be coming here again, but it was a good warm up for my next time. Any tips on how to get to the FS? Be more aggressive?

[BearBare]

Thanks Tom. I hadn't thought of it from that perspective. I've actually been wanting a massage so maybe I'll use this later as an excuse. I don't have $$ to drop right now (hours were cut last week and this week at work).

They did mention in those articles that they were using all means to hurt the AMPs so even if those weren't cops it can still be fire dept (albeit you'll see their very obvious fire chief vehicle (s)), city building inspectors, occupational safety, etc. I used to own a retail store and there's no shortage of city people who can f- with you.

[Five]

So I ran into a weird situation today. I tried going to Apple Lady today shortly before 8 pm, and 3-4 dudes were in the lobby. I don't like running into people, so I waited in my car to see what would happen. They left together after a few min, but the shop turned off their open sign, and when I knocked on the door they said they were closed. LE poking around?

So weird that you posted this. I had some work done on my whip yesterday in Kearny Mesa. While I was waiting I wandered around a little bit and found myself at the BK next to Pine spa. As I was sitting there nursing my Diet Coke I had a view of the front door, I saw a group of four men exit together. Never seen that. Shortly after they left I saw another monger show up and go inside. I was not paying that great of attention so I did not see if or when he came back out but it was strange. The 4 guys I saw did not have the look of cops to me. To my eye 3 were Asian of some sort, the 4th might have been white or Hispanic. All medium build on the smaller side. Short hair. Didn't walk like cops though IMHO. 5.
PS- this was around noon.

[TomStone68]

So, are you guys dropping in avg $. 5 to $$ total on these FS AMPs? It just seems for those rates you could go with a top shelf provider that's a known (rather than wondering who you'll get or what happens on the flip).

For me -.

Convenience. I show up and get serviced. I don't spend hours getting Jerked around by a BP girl, who at the end "fell asleep" or whose "battery died" at the last moment. If I'm short on time or don't feel like weeding through the flakes, AMP is the way to go.

I also like the surprise element as well. I think I get a full hours worth of content at the AMP. Seldom seems that way with escorts.

Back in Florida, our choice of Asians is pretty much limited to AMPs. You guys have it good in that sense.

In my regular stomping ground I have mainly one parlor I frequent. It has 4 girls, I take whoever is up. They all know me, I know them, I get treated really well. So, I think it works out about the same. But I also split my hobby. I find it more work to peruse BP, definitely more time consuming to see someone new.

[DedlyMantis]

So I ran into a weird situation today. I tried going to Apple Lady today shortly before 8 pm, and 3-4 dudes were in the lobby. I don't like running into people, so I waited in my car to see what would happen. They left together after a few min, but the shop turned off their open sign, and when I knocked on the door they said they were closed. LE poking around?

[TJ Dog]

So, are you guys dropping in avg $. 5 to $$ total on these FS AMPs? It just seems for those rates you could go with a top shelf provider that's a known (rather than wondering who you'll get or what happens on the flip).

For me, it is the thrill of the hunt. Never knowing if you'll strike out or discover a hidden gem. For some reason I get bored going back to even an great provider time after time. I dunno. Maybe its just me.

[Tennis Nut]

You can only do what the rest of us do--don't go back and keep looking for the holy grail (young, cute, great body, great service, excellent price) by spreading your money around. Go to Z Massage near Qualcomm (http://www.yelp.com/biz/zs-massage-san-diego) or Skin Care and Massage in Kearny Mesa (Ask for Nancy or Linda, but anyone will do.) 858-218-6846.

I read several reviews and it seemed like Unique was highly rated. Here, I met "Cindy. " She was young (early 20's) petite, very skinny legs and a beautiful rack on top. I was oiled all over. The massage was so-so. A few strokes felt good.

When I reached to play with her butt, she would giggle like she enjoyed it. I really wanted to see her breasts! When she asked me to turn over, I asked her to take-off her top. She said it was too cold and made hand motions like she would get in trouble.

Later, when she started playing with the boys, she asked how much I would pay for a HE. I said, "$40. " I asked if she would take-off her top and I would pay more. I offered $60 and she said, "$70. " I said "OK" and she then proceeded to play with the boys. I asked her to take-off her top and she said she couldn't. So, I said I would only tip her $40 and she proceeded to finish me off.

From the reviews, I thought I would get a lot more than this. I'm fairly new at this. Can anybody help me understand what to do?

[Mr Bater]

Here's the UT's take on the Escondido AMP bust. Now we know what happened to Oriental Therapy.

ESCONDIDO — Escondido police detectives led a joint inspection of 21 massage businesses to crack down on illegal activity Monday, and discovered 25 municipal code and ordinance violations, police said.

Fifteen businesses were violating municipal code sections, while 10 were violating ordinances related to fire and life safety, Escondido police said. More than $10,000 in fines was imposed on several parlors.

"Our city welcomes reputable businesses. However, if a business engages in unlawful activity we will use all legal means to either gain compliance or shut the business down," police Chief Craig Carter said in a statement. "The police department prefers voluntary compliance over prosecution, but we will pursue criminal charges against employees and business owners who choose to operate their business in violation of existing laws. ".

Escondido's Code Enforcement Division, fire department and City Attorney's Office, along with state agencies, participated in the joint effort, police said.

Last year, Escondido police detectives discovered a massage business, Oriental Therapy on Valley Parkway, engaged in prostitution activities. The parlor shut down in December after being prosecuted by the Escondido City Attorney.

To control a growing number of massage parlors in Escondido, the city council approved regulations designed to crack down on illicit massage businesses in January 2015. The rules, in part, made it easier for police to shut down illegal operations.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/...ss-inspection/

[Deez Nut]

Stay Safe!:

ESCONDIDO, Calif. — Fifteen of 22 Escondido massage businesses inspected in December were cited for violating municipal code sections, with 10 in violation of fire and safety ordinances, authorities said Wednesday.

More than $10,000 in state fines were assessed to several of the businesses, according to Lt. Ed Varso of the Escondido Police Department.

"Our city welcomes reputable businesses. However, if a business engages in unlawful activity we will use all legal means to either gain compliance or shut the businesses down," Escondido Police Department Chief Craig Carter said.

"The police department prefers voluntary compliance over prosecution, but we will pursue criminal charges against employees and business owners who chose to operate their business in violation of existing laws. ".

Escondido's City Attorney's Office, code enforcement and fire departments and state agencies participated in the joint effort.

Additional massage business inspections are planned for the future, Carter said.

http://fox5sandiego.com/2016/01/20/e...or-violations/

[BearBare]

I cannot speak for the others, just for myself.

Thanks for replying. I occasionally looked at the massage forum in my last stomping grounds but they never had the success rate I see posted here. Although, they paid a lot less.

When I say "known," I more mean, when you see a provider it's 100% understood what's going to happen and the variables are skill, enthusiasm. However with the AMPs it seems like your rolling the dice between getting a crappy massage, to an awesome message with FS, with nearly everything variable.

I've never spent more than $ so I'm not a good source for $$ providers. With all the positive reviews here I'd started considering trying an AMP, but when I started adding tip to time cost I was surprised what it was costing.

[SpikeRize]

I read several reviews and it seemed like Unique was highly rated. Here, I met "Cindy. " She was young (early 20's) petite, very skinny legs and a beautiful rack on top. I was oiled all over. The massage was so-so. A few strokes felt good.

When I reached to play with her butt, she would giggle like she enjoyed it. I really wanted to see her breasts! When she asked me to turn over, I asked her to take-off her top. She said it was too cold and made hand motions like she would get in trouble.

Later, when she started playing with the boys, she asked how much I would pay for a HE. I said, "$40. " I asked if she would take-off her top and I would pay more. I offered $60 and she said, "$70. " I said "OK" and she then proceeded to play with the boys. I asked her to take-off her top and she said she couldn't. So, I said I would only tip her $40 and she proceeded to finish me off.

From the reviews, I thought I would get a lot more than this. I'm fairly new at this. Can anybody help me understand what to do?

[HardanFast]

So, are you guys dropping in avg $. 5 to $$ total on these FS AMPs? It just seems for those rates you could go with a top shelf provider that's a known (rather than wondering who you'll get or what happens on the flip).

I cannot speak for the others, just for myself. Anyway, my total each time was $$ and I was fully satisfied with that. You very well may be right that those rates could command a top shelf provider that is known. However, while those top shelf providers may be known to you, they are not known to me and probably not to many of the others. Maybe when I have some additional experience, I will reach out and ask for information. However, frankly, at this point, I do not know that I have sufficient posting history to ask and have any reasonable expectation of receiving truly valuable information about these gems. I am fairly new to this board, although not new to the hobby, but it pisses me off, too, when I see someone with very little posting history that seems to expect everyone to serve up all their hard earned information on a silver platter. Until I reach that point, I will probably stick mainly to contributing. If I get back in the area, I may ask you for some help along the lines of finding a top shelf provider, but I would likely do that as a PM rather than in the open forum.

[FromNowOn]

(Review from 2 weeks ago).

First experience at an AMP. I saw Annie at Superior. Booked a 1 hour /$40. I was nervous and let her completely take the lead. I'm guessing she is in her late forties. Nice body. She provided HJ and an okay massage at best. She is okay with OTC touching, but that is it. Took me for a very thorough table shower the last 15 miuntes. Tipped $40 (as recommended here). Nice lady but will look elsewhere in the future.

I tried Lynn a couple days later. Lots of tease and nothing at the end. I dropped my towel and she was not happy. I asked if there was more and she shaked head indicating "no way. ".

[Wolfman619]

There's been a decent amount of action In Mira Mesa these days, was hoping someone would review this place but it got overlooked. Got off my ass and TOFTT.

Slipped over during lunch got a half hr rubdown for. 4 Got Lisa, mid 40's Chinese. Face is a 5, bee cups, petite (almost spinner).

She tossed aside the towel first thing and started on the glutes. Massage was sensual and very butt-centric with a ridiculous amount of oil. Like a damn slip and slide. Didn't plan on showering when I got there, but after She basted me like a turkey it was mandatory. I thoroughly enjoyed the massage, but woulda been screwed if they didn't have shower facilities.

On flip, she made the cranky motion, and it was on, no talk of tip. I pushed for more, and I bet more could be had if you put in the time, but not today. Allowed free roaming and exposure. Solid!

Showered up, tipped. 6 (which I've only done once before) due to her good natured attitude and no haggle approach. Definitely a welcome surprise and I would definitely repeat.

[Night Owlz]

I wound up getting YoYo just the other day. Was originally there for my 3rd fun time with Eva but she was busy. While I was doing the finger action, she leans toward my ear and asked if I wanted to fuck her. I told her I only had 40 on me and we settled for HJ and access to top and bottom.

Walked into Z, asked for Eva. The guy asked, you call? No. You wait 5 minutes? Yes. Then he says she's busy. How long? One hour. Ugh. You try new girl, she's good. Regrettably, I said okay.

I go to the room and in comes Yo Yo. Not young but not too unattractive. Raspy voice like she smoked a thousand cigarettes but fresh breath with wad of gum in her mouth. Small hips, thin legs, round face, slight paunch but turns out really nice tits. Very friendly, too friendly.

She gets right in my face, making sweet talk and plants one right on my lips. Some might find this enticing. Not me. All I could think about was the thousand loads that pased through those lips and and asymptomatic viral shedding. Yuck.

Good massage, good tease, reach under stroking. Feeling great but her looks don't do it for me. She kept wanting to kiss but I'd turn my head. She asked me to kiss her so I kissed her cheek and neck a bit but that's it. She then started stroking and kissing down towards my cock. I stopped her and showed her just HJ. I think bbj and FS is on the menu.

She kept asking, good massagie? I assured her it was. Good massagie, good tip? Yes. She finished me off nicely. In the low light, her profile, kissing my chest, she looked kind of cute. Access to her nice tits was a plus. All-in-all not too bad but I wouldn't ask for her again. 40+40 with no complaints.