Massage Parlor Reports

[SCJohn]

This place is an over priced legit massage. Visited last week. Got a Vietnamese mid 30 told to get naked. When she entered I faced down and she put a piece of cloth between my crotch. Weird massage thru out. Pat on back finished no HE. Def not coming back don't waste your time.

I haven't been to BV in some time, but they use to be a HJ shop. The first time there, I got her naked for the HJ. Later visits resulted in HJ and minimal touch. I have to admit that the massages have always been good. Haven't been there for a year due to so many other options.

[MalkMan]

Place near 22 and Beach on Fern. The backpage ad said body slides or body 2 body so I thought I'd try it for the first time. You pull in this center and there are 5 massage places all next to each other, it's weird. The one I chose had the front door open. As I got close I could see a very pretty woman in a loose fitting dress, obviously no bra and not covering much. A little surprising how blatant they are, but I thought it was a great sign. $40 for 30 min. I get Cindy, less than 60 seconds of a very light rub / touching she says flip over. I say "you do body slides here right? She says yes, $. Ok. Starts HJ, I say again, you are going to do a body slide right? Says yes. Continues with HJ. A minute later. "I want a body slide" . "Ok, yes". Keeps going with HJ. I'm thinking WTF? Does she not speak English? Keeps going with HJ, I stop her. "You don't want?" "No, I wanted a body slide. " She got mad and got dressed, told me to flip and started giving me a crap massage.

The sevice was very rushed and the attitude sucked.

Lavender Spa right next to that area has a Cindy too, she was also really bad. Overpriced and rushed me.

[Skinny Dugan]

LOL Lily1234 has been sending me the same msgs about Belle Vie, he must be a promoter for the shop. Never been there though, and I'm glad I didn't.

Glad it isn't just me.

I won't return.

[Dokkebi]

This place is an over priced legit massage. Visited last week. Got a Vietnamese mid 30 told to get naked. When she entered I faced down and she put a piece of cloth between my crotch. Weird massage thru out. Pat on back finished no HE. Def not coming back don't waste your time.

LOL Lily1234 has been sending me the same msgs about Belle Vie, he must be a promoter for the shop. Never been there though, and I'm glad I didn't.

[XShortieeX]

Has anyone been to Belle Vie in South OC?

I'm not sure if it is in Mission Viejo or AleciaViejo.

I've been getting emails from Lily1234 on RM. It's a dude.

He keeps telling me how great Tricia is and that I won't be disappointed.

I didn't renew my RM subscription so I can only view old reviews. Everyone states "no touch the titties" and no CBJ.

There are too many good girls out there that allow roaming to spend the cheese on some stuck up V-girl.

I'm actually getting tired of the hot v girl attitude. They can go find s real job and leave the happy massages to girls that want to please.

If she is friendly I may give her a shot.

This place is an over priced legit massage. Visited last week. Got a Vietnamese mid 30 told to get naked. When she entered I faced down and she put a piece of cloth between my crotch. Weird massage thru out. Pat on back finished no HE. Def not coming back don't waste your time.

[Import]

Well fellow there was a young girl there. I might have scared her off. Sorry for wasting your valuable time. Go back to your coffee shops and make better use of it.

LOL. There is no young girl there. Nothing remotely close. Just ridiculously old ladies. Other people's time is valuable, That's just the facts, mr whatever dude. LOL.

[George1950]

LOL. You post saying there is a young girl at a place. Turns out there's not. Hence the waste of time for anyone going there looking for a young girl. Pretty simple stuff. Won't even try to decipher whatever the rest of that was. LOL.

Well fellow there was a young girl there. I might have scared her off. Sorry for wasting your valuable time. Go back to your coffee shops and make better use of it.

[Import]

I've been to some Viet coffee shops and sorry to those who get thrilled at women flashing some tits or slits but that is a bigger fucking waste of time than getting your nut unless you go for the coffee just like I used to get Playboy for the articles. LOL. And if you're lagging in trophy fucks go to a COI strip club. Just saying Import.

LOL. You post saying there is a young girl at a place. Turns out there's not. Hence the waste of time for anyone going there looking for a young girl. Pretty simple stuff. Won't even try to decipher whatever the rest of that was. LOL.

[George1950]

They're all old. Really old. Went today to check out the mythical young girl. Doesn't matter what name you ask for, doesn't matter if you describe the girl, the owner says "yes" and brings you an old lady. Ridiculous. I kept sending them back, and she kept bringing out a different old woman. I saw 5 different ones. None were even remotely attractive. Had to take my money back and head to someplace less ridiculous. Biggest waste of time that I can remember.

I've been to some Viet coffee shops and sorry to those who get thrilled at women flashing some tits or slits but that is a bigger fucking waste of time than getting your nut unless you go for the coffee just like I used to get Playboy for the articles. LOL. And if you're lagging in trophy fucks go to a COI strip club. Just saying Import.

[Import]

Today MMS says the girl's name was not Lisa but Lena. Watch out for bait and switch. Whatever her name is she is younger and slimmer.

They're all old. Really old. Went today to check out the mythical young girl. Doesn't matter what name you ask for, doesn't matter if you describe the girl, the owner says "yes" and brings you an old lady. Ridiculous. I kept sending them back, and she kept bringing out a different old woman. I saw 5 different ones. None were even remotely attractive. Had to take my money back and head to someplace less ridiculous. Biggest waste of time that I can remember.

[George1950]

Today MMS says the girl's name was not Lisa but Lena. Watch out for bait and switch. Whatever her name is she is younger and slimmer.

Might have scared Lisa away. The girl MMS said I mistook for Lisa she said was Lena. Got Lena and she is a mid 30's MILF. Nice face. Full bees with tiny areolas and ultra sensitive nipples that she doesn't like touched nor fed on. It was dark in the curtained room so I didn't know it was the younger slimmer girl. Went right to hugging and fed on her tit and whoa! Sorry wrong girl but being the trailblazer I sometimes am I felt it was my duty to explore the limits. She went right to BBBJ noticing my urgency. Started pulling at her pants. Asked if I had a cover. What kind of person does she think I am carrying condoms into a massage parlor? LOL. Told her I'd been fixed so I'm harmless. More pretty good BBBJ then had her go cg. Pretty good but I wanted more dynamic action. Put her in mish and pounded her as much as the noise limits would allow. BTW she had one ankle and foot still in her pants like the girl last night. Finished in a few minutes and she cleaned me up with a kiss to her hero. That was only twenty minutes in so she gave me a face and scalp massage, arms, shoulders, feet, calves, and thighs until time up. No talk of tip at all. She must have playfully slapped me four times for being a bad boy. Apparently MMS must know that her remaining girls or new girls need to step up so she can continue to get her $35 or $38 room rents. Well back to my south of the border escapades tomorrow. Wednesday to Sunday had four escapes total. Three MPs and one OTC with a hostess club lady. Ready to spend one third the coin in Tijuana that it cost here.

[LoveTheOC]

Any details?

Today MMS says the girl's name was not Lisa but Lena. Watch out for bait and switch. Whatever her name is she is younger and slimmer.

[George1950]

Today MMS says the girl's name was not Lisa but Lena. Watch out for bait and switch. Whatever her name is she is younger and slimmer.

[Banter1]

That Lily person bombarded me as well and is annoying.

That being said, I have gone in to visit Tricia every few months for the past 2 years. Part of this is convenience as the Laguna Niguel location is good for me. She can seem a bit cold / distant at first but she's actually pretty friendly. To me she's the best looking are&T only provider I've seen (some FS girls are hotter) but she has a great body and a pretty face. OTC roaming only as previously stated. She's let me feel up top but definitely doesn't like her tits groped but allows free roam down below.

They have a $50/ hr special before noon that I always take advantage of and she's never complained about a $40 tip.

Is there someone better than Trisha at Bella Vie? I need to be able to see and play with the titties to get off and it doesn't sound like she is a giver. That location would be good for me.

[NerfDick]

Place near 22 and Beach on Fern. The backpage ad said body slides or body 2 body so I thought I'd try it for the first time. You pull in this center and there are 5 massage places all next to each other, it's weird. The one I chose had the front door open. As I got close I could see a very pretty woman in a loose fitting dress, obviously no bra and not covering much. A little surprising how blatant they are, but I thought it was a great sign. $40 for 30 min. I get Cindy, less than 60 seconds of a very light rub / touching she says flip over. I say "you do body slides here right? She says yes, $. Ok. Starts HJ, I say again, you are going to do a body slide right? Says yes. Continues with HJ. A minute later. "I want a body slide" . "Ok, yes". Keeps going with HJ. I'm thinking WTF? Does she not speak English? Keeps going with HJ, I stop her. "You don't want?" "No, I wanted a body slide. " She got mad and got dressed, told me to flip and started giving me a crap massage.

The sevice was very rushed and the attitude sucked.

This seems to be a the go-to bait-and-switch these days, or a very sick joke. Twice I've gone to places advertising body slides. One was a borderline average-looking 40's Viet with a pot-belly, fully clothed, just rubbing herself against my back. The second attempt at a different place was with a late 30's Chinese woman who told me the girl who does the body slides was not there that day. So I asked when she would be there and she didn't know. Not even her name. So I asked if I could call ahead and ask if she was available and she abruptly said, "you come in and see for yourself. " Meaning: pay the door fee first and get scammed again.

I swear, these ladies, especially the older ones, think we are all stupid. I remember, not too long ago, when you could walk into a random rub joint in OC and get a nice, english speaking, college-age cutie. Now? It's a huge scam, run by mental, old bitties, who will use any method in the book to get that door fee from you and give you nothing but disappointment.