Massage Parlor Reports

[George1950]

LOL. You post saying there is a young girl at a place. Turns out there's not. Hence the waste of time for anyone going there looking for a young girl. Pretty simple stuff. Won't even try to decipher whatever the rest of that was. LOL.

Well fellow there was a young girl there. I might have scared her off. Sorry for wasting your valuable time. Go back to your coffee shops and make better use of it.

[Import]

I've been to some Viet coffee shops and sorry to those who get thrilled at women flashing some tits or slits but that is a bigger fucking waste of time than getting your nut unless you go for the coffee just like I used to get Playboy for the articles. LOL. And if you're lagging in trophy fucks go to a COI strip club. Just saying Import.

LOL. You post saying there is a young girl at a place. Turns out there's not. Hence the waste of time for anyone going there looking for a young girl. Pretty simple stuff. Won't even try to decipher whatever the rest of that was. LOL.

[George1950]

They're all old. Really old. Went today to check out the mythical young girl. Doesn't matter what name you ask for, doesn't matter if you describe the girl, the owner says "yes" and brings you an old lady. Ridiculous. I kept sending them back, and she kept bringing out a different old woman. I saw 5 different ones. None were even remotely attractive. Had to take my money back and head to someplace less ridiculous. Biggest waste of time that I can remember.

I've been to some Viet coffee shops and sorry to those who get thrilled at women flashing some tits or slits but that is a bigger fucking waste of time than getting your nut unless you go for the coffee just like I used to get Playboy for the articles. LOL. And if you're lagging in trophy fucks go to a COI strip club. Just saying Import.

[Import]

Today MMS says the girl's name was not Lisa but Lena. Watch out for bait and switch. Whatever her name is she is younger and slimmer.

They're all old. Really old. Went today to check out the mythical young girl. Doesn't matter what name you ask for, doesn't matter if you describe the girl, the owner says "yes" and brings you an old lady. Ridiculous. I kept sending them back, and she kept bringing out a different old woman. I saw 5 different ones. None were even remotely attractive. Had to take my money back and head to someplace less ridiculous. Biggest waste of time that I can remember.

[George1950]

Today MMS says the girl's name was not Lisa but Lena. Watch out for bait and switch. Whatever her name is she is younger and slimmer.

Might have scared Lisa away. The girl MMS said I mistook for Lisa she said was Lena. Got Lena and she is a mid 30's MILF. Nice face. Full bees with tiny areolas and ultra sensitive nipples that she doesn't like touched nor fed on. It was dark in the curtained room so I didn't know it was the younger slimmer girl. Went right to hugging and fed on her tit and whoa! Sorry wrong girl but being the trailblazer I sometimes am I felt it was my duty to explore the limits. She went right to BBBJ noticing my urgency. Started pulling at her pants. Asked if I had a cover. What kind of person does she think I am carrying condoms into a massage parlor? LOL. Told her I'd been fixed so I'm harmless. More pretty good BBBJ then had her go cg. Pretty good but I wanted more dynamic action. Put her in mish and pounded her as much as the noise limits would allow. BTW she had one ankle and foot still in her pants like the girl last night. Finished in a few minutes and she cleaned me up with a kiss to her hero. That was only twenty minutes in so she gave me a face and scalp massage, arms, shoulders, feet, calves, and thighs until time up. No talk of tip at all. She must have playfully slapped me four times for being a bad boy. Apparently MMS must know that her remaining girls or new girls need to step up so she can continue to get her $35 or $38 room rents. Well back to my south of the border escapades tomorrow. Wednesday to Sunday had four escapes total. Three MPs and one OTC with a hostess club lady. Ready to spend one third the coin in Tijuana that it cost here.

[LoveTheOC]

Any details?

Today MMS says the girl's name was not Lisa but Lena. Watch out for bait and switch. Whatever her name is she is younger and slimmer.

[George1950]

Today MMS says the girl's name was not Lisa but Lena. Watch out for bait and switch. Whatever her name is she is younger and slimmer.

[Banter1]

That Lily person bombarded me as well and is annoying.

That being said, I have gone in to visit Tricia every few months for the past 2 years. Part of this is convenience as the Laguna Niguel location is good for me. She can seem a bit cold / distant at first but she's actually pretty friendly. To me she's the best looking are&T only provider I've seen (some FS girls are hotter) but she has a great body and a pretty face. OTC roaming only as previously stated. She's let me feel up top but definitely doesn't like her tits groped but allows free roam down below.

They have a $50/ hr special before noon that I always take advantage of and she's never complained about a $40 tip.

Is there someone better than Trisha at Bella Vie? I need to be able to see and play with the titties to get off and it doesn't sound like she is a giver. That location would be good for me.

[NerfDick]

Place near 22 and Beach on Fern. The backpage ad said body slides or body 2 body so I thought I'd try it for the first time. You pull in this center and there are 5 massage places all next to each other, it's weird. The one I chose had the front door open. As I got close I could see a very pretty woman in a loose fitting dress, obviously no bra and not covering much. A little surprising how blatant they are, but I thought it was a great sign. $40 for 30 min. I get Cindy, less than 60 seconds of a very light rub / touching she says flip over. I say "you do body slides here right? She says yes, $. Ok. Starts HJ, I say again, you are going to do a body slide right? Says yes. Continues with HJ. A minute later. "I want a body slide" . "Ok, yes". Keeps going with HJ. I'm thinking WTF? Does she not speak English? Keeps going with HJ, I stop her. "You don't want?" "No, I wanted a body slide. " She got mad and got dressed, told me to flip and started giving me a crap massage.

The sevice was very rushed and the attitude sucked.

This seems to be a the go-to bait-and-switch these days, or a very sick joke. Twice I've gone to places advertising body slides. One was a borderline average-looking 40's Viet with a pot-belly, fully clothed, just rubbing herself against my back. The second attempt at a different place was with a late 30's Chinese woman who told me the girl who does the body slides was not there that day. So I asked when she would be there and she didn't know. Not even her name. So I asked if I could call ahead and ask if she was available and she abruptly said, "you come in and see for yourself. " Meaning: pay the door fee first and get scammed again.

I swear, these ladies, especially the older ones, think we are all stupid. I remember, not too long ago, when you could walk into a random rub joint in OC and get a nice, english speaking, college-age cutie. Now? It's a huge scam, run by mental, old bitties, who will use any method in the book to get that door fee from you and give you nothing but disappointment.

[George1950]

Was watching the NFL playoffs and got bored during the second game. Decided to go to Foot Reflexology in Westminster to TOFTT. Since Anna, Angie, and Mandy are all gone I was wondering if this is now only a HE place with subpar looking women in very dark surroundings. The MMS is different. Not bad looking MILF. Said no Cici nor Christina as mentioned here previously as HE providers. MMS didn't want to lose out on a regular so she said young girl. She produced Lily who is indeed a younger girl. Definitely under 30. Got the curtained room for an hour for $35. Lily walked me into one of the curtained rooms and drew the curtains. She stayed right there while I undressed. I decided to skip tbe fake massage and went right for her. Hugged her and indicated I wanted some hands on action. She started a HJ but didn't use any lube. Oh oh I figured this girl is a newbie. Unhooked her bra and felt her tits. Nice young a-cup boobs. She was pretty good about palming and feeding but resisted any attempts at her crotch area. I figured she didn't know what parameters were involved in her new job. Speaks only a few words of English. Didn't want to frighten her but through smiles and persuasion I actually got her pants off except for one ankle and foot still in one pant leg. Not a spinner but young slim body. Actually did DATY on her nice clean vag. Finished with FIV till she came. All this attention on her seemed to relax her. Still would not do a BJ but did provide a HE. She was probably relieved I didn't try to enter her with anything more than my tongue and finger. She is brand new to this so I hope we mongers can nurture her and also benefit her with regular business. Her face is decent and body is young and slim. Not a shorty either. If anyone sees her please share if you were able to nurture her growth as a provider. Hope she doesn't get scared off because she would be the decent looker this place has been lacking.

[Fe Maiden]

Been there a few times for the hour with Kate and Loren. Always got a great massage and left happy. I'm wondering if I do an hour and a half session if a second helping may be served?

[Import]

Trust me, I've tried.

I've been with all of them and I seriously doubt that any of them would slip up.

It is a great place for a massage, with zero grazing.

Truthfully I dig all of the girls here and if one of them was cool enough to put a smile on my face I would keep quiet.

This is a legit place and a sweetheart could get canned. I wouldn't want that to be because of me. Too many skanky places.

That want the word to get out.

I've got a guy from a are&t place emailing me on another site to get me to see one of his girls and leave a detailed review.

Those funny Thai women. Do they realize they're the last group of HJ holdouts here in the OC? The last pocket of resistance to the dark side? LOL. How long until they give in?

[Skinny Dugan]

Yes, that's the shop.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/thai-body-works-dana-point-2

It's 2016 now. Time for someone devious to give these nice ladies an introduction to the power of the dark side. LOL.

Trust me, I've tried.

I've been with all of them and I seriously doubt that any of them would slip up.

It is a great place for a massage, with zero grazing.

Truthfully I dig all of the girls here and if one of them was cool enough to put a smile on my face I would keep quiet.

This is a legit place and a sweetheart could get canned. I wouldn't want that to be because of me. Too many skanky places.

That want the word to get out.

I've got a guy from a are&t place emailing me on another site to get me to see one of his girls and leave a detailed review.

[Quinby1]

Place near 22 and Beach on Fern. The backpage ad said body slides or body 2 body so I thought I'd try it for the first time. You pull in this center and there are 5 massage places all next to each other, it's weird. The one I chose had the front door open. As I got close I could see a very pretty woman in a loose fitting dress, obviously no bra and not covering much. A little surprising how blatant they are, but I thought it was a great sign. $40 for 30 min. I get Cindy, less than 60 seconds of a very light rub / touching she says flip over. I say "you do body slides here right? She says yes, $. Ok. Starts HJ, I say again, you are going to do a body slide right? Says yes. Continues with HJ. A minute later. "I want a body slide" . "Ok, yes". Keeps going with HJ. I'm thinking WTF? Does she not speak English? Keeps going with HJ, I stop her. "You don't want?" "No, I wanted a body slide. " She got mad and got dressed, told me to flip and started giving me a crap massage.

The sevice was very rushed and the attitude sucked.

Looks like she wanted to provide just the HJ for $100? The hot girls won't do body slides cause it's messy and too much trouble for $100.

[Pondo]

Place near 22 and Beach on Fern. The backpage ad said body slides or body 2 body so I thought I'd try it for the first time. You pull in this center and there are 5 massage places all next to each other, it's weird. The one I chose had the front door open. As I got close I could see a very pretty woman in a loose fitting dress, obviously no bra and not covering much. A little surprising how blatant they are, but I thought it was a great sign. $40 for 30 min. I get Cindy, less than 60 seconds of a very light rub / touching she says flip over. I say "you do body slides here right? She says yes, $. Ok. Starts HJ, I say again, you are going to do a body slide right? Says yes. Continues with HJ. A minute later. "I want a body slide" . "Ok, yes". Keeps going with HJ. I'm thinking WTF? Does she not speak English? Keeps going with HJ, I stop her. "You don't want?" "No, I wanted a body slide. " She got mad and got dressed, told me to flip and started giving me a crap massage.

The sevice was very rushed and the attitude sucked.