Massage Parlor Reports

**StreetLegal** · 01-07-16 00:30

Originally Posted by RetiredToday [View Original Post]

Her place is very clean despite the seven or eight Chihuahuas. She has dedicated space with a shower and jetted tub. It's been 18 months since I've seen her but the pictures are nicer than she looked. She has either lost 25-30 lbs or gone back in time. Her work is good but there is some mental instability.

Another member showed me some other Ads with higher pricing and a request to tell her which Ad you are answering. He claimed she had a double life.

So, did you leave happy / sensual? PM me if you wish to go into detail.

**Hotcarl76** · 01-06-16 23:30

Originally Posted by Agnt007 [View Original Post]

From what you wrote, I assume you were at M-1. That parking lot is in Redford and the building is in Detroit. Redford PD is constantly along Telegraph with very active radar guns so I don't think you had any problem.

I've been in this hobby long enough to know to not get pulled over in western Detroit area when you live in northeastern Oakland county. I've also learned to not to go to massage parlors (Van Dyke Spa 18 1/2/ Van Dyke) in the same parking lot that also has a pizza place where you see people that you know. I think I will stay UTR = under the radar and stick with Accu at 7 mile until I have time to venture further west or into AA / Jackson vicinity.

You guys didn't know what 5-0 was? Was I only the only white suburban kid growing up in the late 80's listening to rap? LOL.

**Davenothere** · 01-06-16 22:56

Originally Posted by RamButt [View Original Post]

"5-0" refers to the "police". The cops can't do anything to you for entering a business, they have to catch you doing something wrong.

Boy, wouldn't that be nice if it was true. Let me fix it for you.

The cops can't do anything to you for entering a business, they have to say they caught you doing something wrong.

**SkinDogToo** · 01-06-16 22:56

Stopped in the other day as I had some time after dinner before I went to meet the girlfriend. Met with Esther, nice looking 30 why / o Taiwanese lady. Massage was good. As with most of these places, she used way to much oil! Although there was no draping just a towel, there was absolutely no teasing at all. On the flip she was totally legit. I even pulled the towel down a bit, she didn't miss a step and just pulled it back up.

Decent massage with no hint of extras.

**LiveStrong70** · 01-06-16 22:24

It was all typical. 70 for an hour paid up front. I set 40 on the table. There was a little teasing and otc roaming. On the flip she went right to work, the way we like it, and said "is this ok? I gave the green light and it was all good. I guess the only thing not typical was that she was smoking hot. My guess is she will get the business going and move on or something. It seems way TGTBT.

Originally Posted by BattMann [View Original Post]

Super interesting report. Could you add a little more detail? From the location and website, this place had "legit", "not-leaving-happy" written all over it to me. How'd it go down? Typical storefront AMP style with out much work on your end, or did you have to talk her into it? What was the damage?

**BattMann** · 01-06-16 21:57

Super interesting report. Could you add a little more detail? From the location and website, this place had "legit", "not-leaving-happy" written all over it to me. How'd it go down? Typical storefront AMP style with out much work on your end, or did you have to talk her into it? What was the damage?

Originally Posted by LiveStrong70 [View Original Post]

Tried out serendipity.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...rself/21497616

The massuse, Karen, was as good looking or better than that pic. Massage was excellent. I left HAPPY.

**RamButt** · 01-06-16 19:01

Originally Posted by SuperJason2 [View Original Post]

Thanks for sharing the information. By the way, what is "5-0" and what do you think the cop will do if you did enter M1 or Accu? It's an AMP after all.

"5-0" refers to the "police". The cops can't do anything to you for entering a business, they have to catch you doing something wrong.

**Opus22** · 01-06-16 17:14

Originally Posted by SuperJason2 [View Original Post]

Thanks for sharing the information. By the way, what is "5-0" and what do you think the cop will do if you did enter M1 or Accu? It's an AMP after all.

For once my TV trivia knowledge actually might come into use. 5-0 is a term for police, obviously, and came from the TV show Hawaii 5-0 back in the 70's. Yep I am an oldtimer.

**Mmis90** · 01-06-16 16:54

Originally Posted by SuperJason2 [View Original Post]

Thanks for sharing the information. By the way, what is "5-0" and what do you think the cop will do if you did enter M1 or Accu? It's an AMP after all.

5-0 is another term for law enforcement. And nothing, they cannot do anything to you for visiting. If they ran a sting and caught you asking for extras, that is a different story.

**Spaguy45** · 01-06-16 16:44

Has anyone seen Giulia, who claims to be licensed? I'd appreciate any feedback. Thanks.

**LiveStrong70** · 01-06-16 15:26

Tried out serendipity.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...rself/21497616

The massuse, Karen, was as good looking or better than that pic. Massage was excellent. I left HAPPY.

**Agnt007** · 01-06-16 15:12

Originally Posted by SuperJason2 [View Original Post]

Thanks for sharing the information. By the way, what is "5-0" and what do you think the cop will do if you did enter M1 or Accu? It's an AMP after all.

From what you wrote, I assume you were at M-1. That parking lot is in Redford and the building is in Detroit. Redford PD is constantly along Telegraph with very active radar guns so I don't think you had any problem.

**SuperJason2** · 01-06-16 10:16

Originally Posted by Hotcarl76 [View Original Post]

So I was venturing west today to Telegraph for either Accu at 7 mile or M-1 further south. I have always remembered fellow mongers mentioning 5-0 in the parking lot. I pulled into the parking lot, drove the perimeter and then parked and just sat and waited until the 3-4 different people in cars drove away or made it CLEAR to me that they weren't watching. After about 10 minutes of sitting in my parked car, running, I said F-it and put the car in gear and proceeded to leave. Over my left shoulder (under the 96 overpass) a cop car decided to put it into gear and take off too. The redford cop sped off in front of me then pulled into a no-tell about 1/2 mile up. Made eye contact with the cop after he did a quick turn-around in the no-tell parking lot up ahead and was ready to pull back out onto Telegraph. I think I will stick to more UTR places or providers. I like the rush, adrenaline of doing this shit but too much to loose.

Thanks for sharing the information. By the way, what is "5-0" and what do you think the cop will do if you did enter M1 or Accu? It's an AMP after all.

**AirTouchOne** · 01-06-16 07:39

Originally Posted by Hotcarl76 [View Original Post]

So I was venturing west today to Telegraph for either Accu at 7 mile or M-1 further south. I have always remembered fellow mongers mentioning 5-0 in the parking lot. I pulled into the parking lot, drove the perimeter and then parked and just sat and waited until the 3-4 different people in cars drove away or made it CLEAR to me that they weren't watching. After about 10 minutes of sitting in my parked car, running, I said F-it and put the car in gear and proceeded to leave. Over my left shoulder (under the 96 overpass) a cop car decided to put it into gear and take off too. The redford cop sped off in front of me then pulled into a no-tell about 1/2 mile up. Made eye contact with the cop after he did a quick turn-around in the no-tell parking lot up ahead and was ready to pull back out onto Telegraph. I think I will stick to more UTR places or providers. I like the rush, adrenaline of doing this shit but too much to loose.

Which parking lot?

**Nyybry** · 01-06-16 01:49

Originally Posted by TMan [View Original Post]

This place is on Van Noy in Dearborn Heights, my first time there. Appears to be only two girls working there, it's a rather small place. Both were occupied with other mongers so I was asked to come back in 30 minutes. Which I did. Opted for the 30 minute session for $50 with Rose, a petite but very pretty gal in her 30's. I was a bit disappointed because the table shower was "broken". Oh well. Massage was decent, not great, and she allowed some OTC touching. She really didn't tease that much, but I gave her lots of hints to what I was looking for. On the flip, she asked if I wanted oral. When I asked how much, she held up 4 fingers for which I happily agreed. However after a couple minutes of confusion, it turns out she said OIL and not ORAL. Ok, so it turned out to be an ok HJ.

Overall, nothing spectacular about this place, I don't see the need to really go back.

T Man.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...erapy/17086956

Ya, I live literally minutes from here and I would rather travel a bit. Nothing special.