Massage Parlor Reports

[RogueOut1991]

Afternoon guys. Been on this site for a while now. First post. I have been going to AMPs more many years.

The ones out in Clermont are a hit and miss most always HE. Last week ended up with a nice 20 something.

CFS for 70 hrs and 160. Good time.

[Member #6038]

There's a place at Vineland and Kirkmann called (U) Massage. This site auto corrected the post I believe. I was just there the other night. Avoid the place. Far too busy and grandma (my therapist) rushed me out in 18 minutes. Never even got a face down rub as she pulled out the pillow from under the table immediately.

Very busy as noted. 3 guys hanging out in the lobby with big smiles on their faces when I got there. Looked like they were waiting for their fourth friend to finish up. I hate running into other mongers. Most places try to avoid that happening but no attempt at that is made here. The front door buzzer was frequently going off the whole time I was there. Lots of traffic in and out.

My therapist was young. I'd guess late 20's. Not smoking hot. I'd characterize her appearance as B team quality at CB or Lussis. She gave an above average massage. Very polite, almost shy in her demeanor. Spoke English very well. HE with her top pulled up was the only menu item available. I wasn't shorted on time.

Might try it again to see if things improve but will likely wait until I see some positive reports here from you guys.

[Laharvardkid]

Yes CB again, saw Mico for the second time she was much better than my first with her. This time I was the center of attention and I would see her again but this is her last month according to her. They always have a coupe fine ladies so looking forward to the new crop.

Laharvardkid.

[Frederickmil]

I don't understand this post. Am I being dozy?

V.

There's a place at Vineland and Kirkmann called (U) Massage. This site auto corrected the post I believe. I was just there the other night. Avoid the place. Far too busy and grandma (my therapist) rushed me out in 18 minutes. Never even got a face down rub as she pulled out the pillow from under the table immediately.

[Viamx]

Sounds like you massage.

I don't understand this post. Am I being dozy?

V.

[BullsFan2456]

Only heard of one person seeing her. Anyone else? Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ndlt3/14491483

[Member #5020]

Long time lurker, but been doing this for a couple yrs. Still don't know how to copy and paste. Haha anyways Alyssa, she advertise on the legit massage section from time to time. I've seen her couple times for an hour and both times, she was great. Although my second visit, she texted a couple times which didn't really bother me. Back to the massage, she does incall and out but she also does incalls at a hotel in Orlando a couple days out of the week, which is my go to since her incall in near Sandford is BFE and outcall is a no go. It's her in the pics for those of you that questions it, she delivers a great massage to me since my back and neck are messed up. LOL and all I'm going to say about the ending is YMMV I believe, cause one pm me and had a small complain. The hr is. 6 and I tip almost double cause she does provide a good massage. Sorry if I left anything but always free to pm. As always, take care of them and they'll take care of you.

BH78.

[MadisonGuy69]

Has anyone done the 30/ hh special at Luxsa? If so, how was it? And what would be an acceptable tip for the special? Thanks!

I've done it, but I think the special is kind of a no tip thing. I tip $20 just to be on par with any other kind of services. Of course you pay more you may get more I've never tried. I don't think I've ever had a session last a full 30 min, but honestly I've never really wanted it to. Not saying it has ever been bad, but I want to have my fun and get out my time is more important than the money spent. YMMV.

[MadisonGuy69]

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You need to learn how to use the Rat Trap

A2

[Ozzyme]

I am a huge fan of "massage milfs" and no interest in young girls. Can anyone comment on this lady or maybe recommend others. I am a Birmingham senior member and will visit Orlando soon. Thanks.

Tired contacting her yesterday. I use a google number for my extracurricular activities and she decided to quiz me about it, then thru a fit when I asked where Brooksville was located. I was then cussed at and hung up upon. Life's too short to pay a nice chuck of change for a rude provider, as always YMMV.

[Otown Jbird]

Visited on new years eve, place was hopping! I am quite regular there now, and have never had such horrible service. I will not be seeing Delilah again, I felt like a number, and was definitely rushed.

Paid for 30, waited in the room for her for 15 min, and was told time was up 10 min in. Of all the beauties I have seen, she is now added to the list of never agains for me.

Just highly disappointed bc most of my visits are amazing, and I am treated like a damn king!

Another thing is I'm not a fan of running face to face into other brothers in there. I kinda enjoy it being a little more discreet, but especially that day I gave the 'sup nod to 5 guys.

I hope to see my girl gen real soon.

Be safe brothers!

OTJB.

[ToReal]

Can you please tell us where exactly is it? BP or anything on this place?

Sounds like you massage.

[Viamx]

Stopped by here and met Amy. Light hair (unusual for Asian) and slim body nut nice rack. Wanted $70 for one hour house fee, no negotiation. Took a chance. Massage average and not much teasing so did not look good. On the flip, asked her how long to go and she said 10 minutes so I asked her if she wanted some fun. She wanted $60 for naked HJ which I agreed. Allowed fingers inside and she was wet so I asked her if she wanted more. Yes she did, but she also wanted $200! No way so we continued with the agreement and it was delivered mechanically. She said time up and I said 10 more minutes to go! She did a good back and head massage for the last 10 minutes that was probably the best part of the whole experience. On the way out the other girl said I should come back for four hand. Will I? Probably not.

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[Carl3666]

Hey fellas, this is my first post! I've dreamt about a couple places in Tampa, but none here in Orlando. I'd like to dream of a place where they provide, FJ's rather than HJ's. Does anyone know where I could start dreaming?

I've gotten a FJ on a couple of occasions at AMPs. Just ask and the vast majority will probably help you out. Just don't expect it at a place that only offers HJs and you should be good. Expect to asked for a little more than an HJ would cost you but I've never been turned down before.

[XRaySpex]

You can actually call ahead next time to request Angela as I've been told by her. Always have an enjoyable time there but then again I never expect anything more than a handshake.

I'm sure you're right but if we're splitting hairs, I actually did call ahead and was told Angela was on vacation. Took a chance that similar options would be available with other providers but that's on me for having expectations. YMMV, I know. All in all, though, any of us can get better attention for far less at most of the reputable places in town. Even places that don't get a lot of mention on here provide the same service for half as much.