The Rat Trap

[Short Stroke]

Yes bruh I completely agree with you. Swags is far more intelligent than I will ever be! I actually tell her that all the time. Swags is also way better looking than me as Well! LOL! Swags has an ass to die for! Too bad you will NEVER see it CHUMP!! Lmao! Now get your sorry stalker ass back to Massholes NOW!!

FUCK OFF CHUMP!

Chris5.

First let me apologize to the good mongers of Florida. You undoubtedly will never hear that coming from the Masshole invaders hitting your area. They are known as the Goon Squad. They stalk defenseless women, they harass defenseless women, they even drop dimes to LEO on defenseless women and all these women can do is fight back with words.

It would be a delight to hear one pig squeal as his bits got severed. Perhaps you will read where some provider got he way and hung them up as a trophy.

Ignore them and hopefully they will fade away.

[Deb4512]

If not you Bacon Bits was it Billy Baloney or Malibu1980? Oh that's right, those two guys are you too! LOL. You're not stalking me? LOL.

[PharmaGuy]

So, a few things are happening around the old literary club that defy understanding, and it isn't even the full moon.

First, over on the streetwalker thread there is a young lady with a certain reputation for good service who is complaining about the competition. Take a look:

So, the band is on the West Coast and I am in San Diego for New Year's Eve, I peruse the literary club there and find this post by a SP lamenting her bad review. Here it is:

Needless to say, our members of the literary club there were pretty rough on her. My question was, so, what does it take to get said GFE BBBJ and why don't you ask for that? She didn't reply, yet. Big surprise on that.

Ladies, it is a service industry. The basic tenants to a service business are to balance three things. And it is like a three-legged stool, if any one leg is too short the stool won't work. Any service provider, legal or illegal, has to balance Cost-plus Pricing (meaning, what will you do extra for the same price as your competition), Competitor's Pricing (it is possible to be too expensive or too cheap) and Perceived Value to the Customer (am I getting my money's worth?).

The ladies we enjoy the most have figured that out. Also, it is not the same for all of us. We have members looking for that ten buck blow job and members looking for a two hundred buck tug job and everything in between. Ladies, just don't come crying to us if you are out of balance in your business model.

I am preaching to the choir but maybe someone will read this and understand. Nicole, the problem isn't that you are being undercut, the problem is girls will do the same thing as you for less money. Solution. Do some "value added" shit so guys will seek you out. Kaylalalee, same thing, step up your game, provide service others' aren't and there will be a line at your door.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

Is this c5's infamous Nicole? Not sure what she is bitching about, this the current 'your chances of scoring hepC / HIV are close to certain fair market value rate. ' She must have it confused with 'intrinsic value' this can appear abstract to the untrained mind, a mistake can happen to anyone who's veins are injected with delusion of grandeur.

[Camera3]

So, a few things are happening around the old literary club that defy understanding, and it isn't even the full moon.

First, over on the streetwalker thread there is a young lady with a certain reputation for good service who is complaining about the competition. Take a look:

These girls are messing it up for us girls that work hard to make money. 15 BBBJ 25-30 FS! 30 BBFS What is going on!

God bless all of you. Nicole's available sandlake and Florida mall area.

So, the band is on the West Coast and I am in San Diego for New Year's Eve, I peruse the literary club there and find this post by a SP lamenting her bad review. Here it is:

Guys you get what you pay for If you come to see me with $80 looking for GFE BBBJ its not going to happen sorry. A lot of men just have high expectations, little respect & even less money.

Needless to say, our members of the literary club there were pretty rough on her. My question was, so, what does it take to get said GFE BBBJ and why don't you ask for that? She didn't reply, yet. Big surprise on that.

Ladies, it is a service industry. The basic tenants to a service business are to balance three things. And it is like a three-legged stool, if any one leg is too short the stool won't work. Any service provider, legal or illegal, has to balance Cost-plus Pricing (meaning, what will you do extra for the same price as your competition), Competitor's Pricing (it is possible to be too expensive or too cheap) and Perceived Value to the Customer (am I getting my money's worth?).

The ladies we enjoy the most have figured that out. Also, it is not the same for all of us. We have members looking for that ten buck blow job and members looking for a two hundred buck tug job and everything in between. Ladies, just don't come crying to us if you are out of balance in your business model.

I am preaching to the choir but maybe someone will read this and understand. Nicole, the problem isn't that you are being undercut, the problem is girls will do the same thing as you for less money. Solution. Do some "value added" shit so guys will seek you out. Kaylalalee, same thing, step up your game, provide service others' aren't and there will be a line at your door.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[BillyBaloney]

Deb, like an invasive species, has gained a foothold in the Trap. For those in Mass we hope she stays, for those here in the Trap, don't say we didn't warn you.

Maybe you can ask Deb why she is no longer welcome on the oThER site and why her "highly reviewed" , LMFAO, profile has been removed?

[Chris5]

Ok. Here's some answers for you princess. Please pay attention.

1). Things are great BRAH.

2) MASSHOLES is fine.

3) No ones being bullied. MASSHOLES is a fight thread. You don't want to fight don't click on it. You'll never know anything is being said about you. This is the Internet. You can chose not to look.

4). Don't need therapy. This is fantasy land boy not real life. For instance, I guarantee your punk ass is a coward in real life.

5) You are not the biggest DB I've met. You and Swags were a joke. You're act was quite pathetic. Especially the crying to A2. It took hardly any effort to find out all about you two. Turns out Swags has much more intelligence than you. I actually wish her well.

I hope this helps. You take care of yourself and have fun with Deb and your street ho's. Be safe this New Years and be sure not to drink and drive.

BB.

Yes bruh I completely agree with you. Swags is far more intelligent than I will ever be! I actually tell her that all the time. Swags is also way better looking than me as Well! LOL! Swags has an ass to die for! Too bad you will NEVER see it CHUMP!! Lmao! Now get your sorry stalker ass back to Massholes NOW!!

FUCK OFF CHUMP!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Here's the link to my ad so you know who you are talking to. http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...views/31789400.

I met Chris on usasg when I was checking out a possible upcoming trip to Orlando and was asking him about the area. Actually if things pan out I may come sooner than later. I haven't decided yet. It depends on how bad the winter turns out to be. LOL. Anyway I hope Chris has the time to show me around town. I love Disney World, who doesn't?

Now onto another subject. Bacon Bits, Billy Baloney, Malibu1980 and probably other handles are the same man who has been stalking me for 5 years. He saw me 5 years ago. I was new to review boards, but not new to escorting. When I read his review of me I told him I didn't like it and asked why he saw me if he wasn't attracted to bigger women. He said he couldn't tell I was bigger by my pics, even though I had a full body shot on my ad! LOL.

I apologized about my negative reaction to his review, but it was too late. The guy was on a rampage! What made him really angry is that several members bashed him for his review of me and gave him a hard time. He's angry at several of the members in Mass who like me and calls them my white knights. He blamed me for their posts. I told him several times I don't have that much power to tell what members should or shouldn't post on the board. But I sure as hell wish he'd stop posting about me! It's so ridiculous to hold a grudge for 5 friggin years!

Chris posted on Massholes recently that he thought I'm beautiful. And it pushed Bacon Bits / Billy Baloney / Malibu1980 and his other socket puppets off the deep end. He doesn't just stalk me online. He stalks me in my personal life too. I got texts from him pretending to be a tenant in my building, saying he was going to call my landlord and the police on me. When I persisted in knowing who he really was, because he gave out a name that wasn't any tenant in the building he texted me that he was a member of usasg who hates me and wants me to stop escorting or he will make my life hell.

He also wrote me an email saying he's going to vandalize my car. Now he's stalking Chris too. If any of you take a liking to me at all which may happen, because I am very sweet and kind (which probably makes my stalker more pissed at me, because a lot of the guys in Mass and other states like me too) he will stalk you as well.

I don't understand why he's persisted for so long. I even made him a deal. I will even QUIT the board for him, if he stops giving me grief. He's mentioned in the past that he'd like me to quit the board, because it bothers him to see me post. He ignored the deal, I suppose because he feels like I'm trying to influence him on what to post, which is true. Because I am so tired of him being so malicious for so long. The guys in Mass are getting sick of him too. As you all will, probably. Hopefully he won't be a permanent fixture down here in the rat trap, because his shit never ends.

What a pleasant breathe of fresh air you are dear. Welcome Welcome Welcome! I look forward to your visit to Orlando. Nice weather here, sunny skies, plenty of beautiful people, good food and alcohol and the best 420 out there! After you do your theme park tour let's say me and you rid ourselves of Orlando and head down south to Key West! There's a real party Deb! One of the most beautiful places in the country.

Looking forward to your Florida visit!

Chris5.

[Member #5013]

Here's the link to my ad so you know who you are talking to. http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...views/31789400.

I met Chris on usasg when I was checking out a possible upcoming trip to Orlando and was asking him about the area. Actually if things pan out I may come sooner than later. I haven't decided yet. It depends on how bad the winter turns out to be. LOL. Anyway I hope Chris has the time to show me around town. I love Disney World, who doesn't?

Now onto another subject. Bacon Bits, Billy Baloney, Malibu1980 and probably other handles are the same man who has been stalking me for 5 years. He saw me 5 years ago. I was new to review boards, but not new to escorting. When I read his review of me I told him I didn't like it and asked why he saw me if he wasn't attracted to bigger women. He said he couldn't tell I was bigger by my pics, even though I had a full body shot on my ad! LOL.

I apologized about my negative reaction to his review, but it was too late. The guy was on a rampage! What made him really angry is that several members bashed him for his review of me and gave him a hard time. He's angry at several of the members in Mass who like me and calls them my white knights. He blamed me for their posts. I told him several times I don't have that much power to tell what members should or shouldn't post on the board. But I sure as hell wish he'd stop posting about me! It's so ridiculous to hold a grudge for 5 friggin years!

Chris posted on Massholes recently that he thought I'm beautiful. And it pushed Bacon Bits / Billy Baloney / Malibu1980 and his other socket puppets off the deep end. He doesn't just stalk me online. He stalks me in my personal life too. I got texts from him pretending to be a tenant in my building, saying he was going to call my landlord and the police on me. When I persisted in knowing who he really was, because he gave out a name that wasn't any tenant in the building he texted me that he was a member of usasg who hates me and wants me to stop escorting or he will make my life hell.

He also wrote me an email saying he's going to vandalize my car. Now he's stalking Chris too. If any of you take a liking to me at all which may happen, because I am very sweet and kind (which probably makes my stalker more pissed at me, because a lot of the guys in Mass and other states like me too) he will stalk you as well.

I don't understand why he's persisted for so long. I even made him a deal. I will even QUIT the board for him, if he stops giving me grief. He's mentioned in the past that he'd like me to quit the board, because it bothers him to see me post. He ignored the deal, I suppose because he feels like I'm trying to influence him on what to post, which is true. Because I am so tired of him being so malicious for so long. The guys in Mass are getting sick of him too. As you all will, probably. Hopefully he won't be a permanent fixture down here in the rat trap, because his shit never ends.

No one is stalking or threatening this Lady. This is the ramblings of her attention starved demented mind. She has posted incessantly on the board about nonsense and we've busted her balls. Then she recruited a few of her white knights which turned into a prolonged slugfest that she has joined in on. No one really cares about her. Expect a lot of Pm's from her and sweet talk trying to gain you as her allies. Unless you are dumber than Christina5 you guys sound see right through her.

BB.

[PharmaGuy]

Here's the link to my ad so you know who you are talking to. http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...views/31789400.

I met Chris on usasg when I was checking out a possible upcoming trip to Orlando and was asking him about the area. Actually if things pan out I may come sooner than later. I haven't decided yet. It depends on how bad the winter turns out to be. LOL. Anyway I hope Chris has the time to show me around town. I love Disney World, who doesn't?

Now onto another subject. Bacon Bits, Billy Baloney, Malibu1980 and probably other handles are the same man who has been stalking me for 5 years. He saw me 5 years ago. I was new to review boards, but not new to escorting. When I read his review of me I told him I didn't like it and asked why he saw me if he wasn't attracted to bigger women. He said he couldn't tell I was bigger by my pics, even though I had a full body shot on my ad! LOL.

I apologized about my negative reaction to his review, but it was too late. The guy was on a rampage! What made him really angry is that several members bashed him for his review of me and gave him a hard time. He's angry at several of the members in Mass who like me and calls them my white knights. He blamed me for their posts. I told him several times I don't have that much power to tell what members should or shouldn't post on the board. But I sure as hell wish he'd stop posting about me! It's so ridiculous to hold a grudge for 5 friggin years!

Chris posted on Massholes recently that he thought I'm beautiful. And it pushed Bacon Bits / Billy Baloney / Malibu1980 and his other socket puppets off the deep end. He doesn't just stalk me online. He stalks me in my personal life too. I got texts from him pretending to be a tenant in my building, saying he was going to call my landlord and the police on me. When I persisted in knowing who he really was, because he gave out a name that wasn't any tenant in the building he texted me that he was a member of usasg who hates me and wants me to stop escorting or he will make my life hell.

He also wrote me an email saying he's going to vandalize my car. Now he's stalking Chris too. If any of you take a liking to me at all which may happen, because I am very sweet and kind (which probably makes my stalker more pissed at me, because a lot of the guys in Mass and other states like me too) he will stalk you as well.

I don't understand why he's persisted for so long. I even made him a deal. I will even QUIT the board for him, if he stops giving me grief. He's mentioned in the past that he'd like me to quit the board, because it bothers him to see me post. He ignored the deal, I suppose because he feels like I'm trying to influence him on what to post, which is true. Because I am so tired of him being so malicious for so long. The guys in Mass are getting sick of him too. As you all will, probably. Hopefully he won't be a permanent fixture down here in the rat trap, because his shit never ends.

Deb you sound like a nice lady based on your post. As you can see we are quite ruthless here in the trap (alot of tongue, wink, and cheek). Sorry that our own C5, whose tried and true superpower appears to be extreme stupidity, had to find you. He leaves a trail of tears wherever he goes, it seems you know how to find them, yikes. I wish you better moving forward. I hope the publicity is helping / not hurting you.

[Sexifun]

It's PM not P.S. And this isn't Facebook darlin. LOL. That like button shiot has been played out. Just one woman's opinion.

Swags.

P.S. Is indeed what I meant, as in postscript (or P.S. At the end of a letter) it's used to denote an afterthought. And you have your opinion of the like button but besides myself several others have mentioned a want for a like button.

[Deb4512]

Here's the link to my ad so you know who you are talking to. http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...views/31789400.

I met Chris on usasg when I was checking out a possible upcoming trip to Orlando and was asking him about the area. Actually if things pan out I may come sooner than later. I haven't decided yet. It depends on how bad the winter turns out to be. LOL. Anyway I hope Chris has the time to show me around town. I love Disney World, who doesn't?

Now onto another subject. Bacon Bits, Billy Baloney, Malibu1980 and probably other handles are the same man who has been stalking me for 5 years. He saw me 5 years ago. I was new to review boards, but not new to escorting. When I read his review of me I told him I didn't like it and asked why he saw me if he wasn't attracted to bigger women. He said he couldn't tell I was bigger by my pics, even though I had a full body shot on my ad! LOL.

I apologized about my negative reaction to his review, but it was too late. The guy was on a rampage! What made him really angry is that several members bashed him for his review of me and gave him a hard time. He's angry at several of the members in Mass who like me and calls them my white knights. He blamed me for their posts. I told him several times I don't have that much power to tell what members should or shouldn't post on the board. But I sure as hell wish he'd stop posting about me! It's so ridiculous to hold a grudge for 5 friggin years!

Chris posted on Massholes recently that he thought I'm beautiful. And it pushed Bacon Bits / Billy Baloney / Malibu1980 and his other socket puppets off the deep end. He doesn't just stalk me online. He stalks me in my personal life too. I got texts from him pretending to be a tenant in my building, saying he was going to call my landlord and the police on me. When I persisted in knowing who he really was, because he gave out a name that wasn't any tenant in the building he texted me that he was a member of usasg who hates me and wants me to stop escorting or he will make my life hell.

He also wrote me an email saying he's going to vandalize my car. Now he's stalking Chris too. If any of you take a liking to me at all which may happen, because I am very sweet and kind (which probably makes my stalker more pissed at me, because a lot of the guys in Mass and other states like me too) he will stalk you as well.

I don't understand why he's persisted for so long. I even made him a deal. I will even QUIT the board for him, if he stops giving me grief. He's mentioned in the past that he'd like me to quit the board, because it bothers him to see me post. He ignored the deal, I suppose because he feels like I'm trying to influence him on what to post, which is true. Because I am so tired of him being so malicious for so long. The guys in Mass are getting sick of him too. As you all will, probably. Hopefully he won't be a permanent fixture down here in the rat trap, because his shit never ends.

[PharmaGuy]

Hey Chris!

Did you miss me? I had to take some time off but I am back. How come you never visit MASSHOLES anymore? You really kicked ass up there and had us running scared. Of course I am kidding, in fact we have ramped up our efforts regarding Deb. Also, for those here in Orlando I have attached two pics of Chris's girlfriend so you can see why he was willing to take such a beating. I hear she may be heading your way, don't forget to book two seats on the plane Romeo!

Big game hunting is in season? Fuq, who knew? It's OK Christine5 this girl apparently is on the (WAYYYY) unendangered species list, fire away needle marksman.

And Dickhead Dynasty has their comman'derrrrr back! Welcome back C!

Sorry Christina, just bored, had to jump in and join all the fun.

Boy do I miss you and your tremendous douchey wisdom.

It's obvious here son based on all the responses that as a collective the Emperor DOES wear clothes.

Even though your too stupid to understand what I have just said.

Gnite, Pumpkin.

Oh, Dallas says hello.

Your Idol,

PG.

[Member #5013]

What up bruh? Figured I would give your whining ass a little attention today son. How is Massholes? I embarrassed you pretty bad there son. Don't make me return to massholes! LOL!

How's the bullying going? Are you in therapy yet? Got to go BaconShits! I'm a busy guy. By the way am I the biggest DOUCHE BAG of your year so far? PLEASE say yes!

By the way I was on the phone with Deb for nearly an hour last night. She's visiting Orlando very soon. I can't wait! Maybe you can take her to the airport the morning of her flight to see me here in Orlando. ERRAND boy!! LOL.

Chris5.

Ok. Here's some answers for you princess. Please pay attention.

1). Things are great BRAH.

2) MASSHOLES is fine.

3) No ones being bullied. MASSHOLES is a fight thread. You don't want to fight don't click on it. You'll never know anything is being said about you. This is the Internet. You can chose not to look.

4). Don't need therapy. This is fantasy land boy not real life. For instance, I guarantee your punk ass is a coward in real life.

5) You are not the biggest DB I've met. You and Swags were a joke. You're act was quite pathetic. Especially the crying to A2. It took hardly any effort to find out all about you two. Turns out Swags has much more intelligence than you. I actually wish her well.

I hope this helps. You take care of yourself and have fun with Deb and your street ho's. Be safe this New Years and be sure not to drink and drive.

BB.

[BillyBaloney]

Hey Chris!

Did you miss me? I had to take some time off but I am back. How come you never visit MASSHOLES anymore? You really kicked ass up there and had us running scared. Of course I am kidding, in fact we have ramped up our efforts regarding Deb. Also, for those here in Orlando I have attached two pics of Chris's girlfriend so you can see why he was willing to take such a beating. I hear she may be heading your way, don't forget to book two seats on the plane Romeo!

[Camera3]

Damn people, why so much hate?? Especially for my man Chris5.

PB,

There is no hate here. We have nothing but the utmost respect for Chris5, in that same way we used to take the kid that ran the projector in high school and give him a swirly once a week kinda respect. He's low hanging fruit that just is really easy to pick on. Better yet, he is too dumb to even know it.

Chris5 has banged and has the number for pretty much every SW from Miami to WPB, and I'm sure its the same way in Orlando, I know that for a fact.

And somehow he is proud of that and you are proud to know it?

Is it just me or is the One Trick Pony's White Knight as much of a looser as he is?

You just can't make shit like this up so it has to be real.

C3.