Massage Parlor Reports

[Willie23]

Anyhow, I will not be back soon. I hope she does fine, she is a nice mms, but as talent goes, no.

Tina is not consistent. Sometimes she's great, but if she has something on her mind, she's terrible. I have had fantastic interaction with her in the past, but my last stop, the massage was uninspired as was the rest of the session. Finger was a bit 'musty' after probing her, though before she was always super fresh. So you'll love it if you get "good Tina" and you'll regret if you get "bad Tina. ".

I've tried Chen a couple times lately. Not certain if it is Santa Monica or West LA, but I passed by many times before because they never look open. Very stealth operation. Emily is an attractive MILF who only works Sunday and has a limited menu. Susan, when she's there, has a full menu and great attitude. There are some younger ones around as well. But I prefer the oldies. At least over 35.

It may be time for me to go back to Sun for the Crazy Granny.

[Member #5794]

So, one of my many ny resolutions is to not be an asshole on the internet. I have stopped yelping because of it, I just cannot withold bad reviews. I am about to break this resolution with regard to tina's joint, aka yao massage.

First, the good.

She answers the phone cause I called ahead to be sure they were open on a weeknight. I asked if tina was there, she said yes, and she did not say "we have nice girl here".

Parking is pretty shitty, but I found a spot on the street.

She locks the door, so you have to knock and stuff. She lets you in.

The place is nice, much better than momo or a-one which are both monstrous shitholes and smell like baldy cruiser's cell. There are what looks to be 5 roooms back there, I don't know how she can afford the rent, but I do not care. But since you got me started, how the fuck does anyone eat at mickey dees or chipotle. The places are a mess. No wonder chipotle has a virus named after it, the shitter there looks like the set from a ron jeremy porno and the people who work there, even tjinla would not bareback.

The bad.

The massage is her probing at you with her hands. I laid face down in that fucking hole and had a towel on. She just pressed on me for 15 minutes. I know I know it is not about the massage, but this was a travesty.

Tina is not a "MILF", she is just beat, in a nice way. She has great legs and ass, but that is where it stops. She has a fucked up midriff, and her face looks like she does nails in SGV. She gets a fucken 8 on some of the review sites. She is a 4. I have never ever ever scored with a woman in civilian life without lying, cheating, scamming and doing whathever it took to get in the pantalones. I would never do such to score with tina. She is just meat. You guys are too kind.

After 15 minutes of shit massage, she turns me over and goes for my dick. No negotiation nothing. I was not remotely near cumming, and asking her to fuck was not an option. I thought she might be inspired to blow me, but given the pathetic stated of my dinky doo, that was not going to happen. So for me to nut I sat up and instructed her to play with my balls and gooch. It took a while, but in minute 30 I popped. I neggd on the hot towel but took the water.

Anyhow, I will not be back soon. I hope she does fine, she is a nice mms, but as talent goes, no.

[AsianPussy]

Got BBFS from Eva at Tina's old place. Little meat on her bones but enthusiastic service. Turned out it was a week before they shut down. Need to get more activity at Tina's new place so she has some incentive to get more girls in there.

I never had BB, but I had FS with Tina a few times. BYOC or she will saran wrap you. Not my favorite, but it does do the job. 8-.

I had BBBJ from some chubby chick named lisa at Tina's old place too. She was good.

Like was said below, we all need to go to see tina, she's hurting for the business and she'll never get new girls if her business doesn't pick up.

[Oswalt]

Got BBFS from Eva at Tina's old place. Little meat on her bones but enthusiastic service. Turned out it was a week before they shut down. Need to get more activity at Tina's new place so she has some incentive to get more girls in there.

[Willie23]

Hey fellow mongers.

After reading Willie23 review some time back figured to go and pay Tina a visit.

Called her ahead of time to make sure she's working (Sunday) Got there around 7 pm.

She greeted me very friendly and complimented me on "how nice I smelled" I always try to show up bathed and smelling good, seems the ladies like it this way.

Took me to a room and and I handed her 50.

She left the room and when she came back I was seating at the table and I hugged her but only got a peck in the lips from her.

Anyway, got festivities started and she unzip her top to give me access to her nice twins. I kissed them for a while ans she started caressing Jr.

Went on to lift her skirt to give me access to her goods there and things were progressing well till I motion for her to BBJ, I was doing DATY / DATO with her almost sitting on my face. She went and got something to wipe Jr and this is when things went downhill fast.

Jr was feeling the burn so even though she started a BBJ it was hurting to the point to make things very uncomfortable and painful, explained this to her and at this time someone came in the joint so she called a timeout to attend to this client, was that you Willie?, I overheard the convo and seemed like they new each other.


Mondo.

LOL, no, not me. I showed up around 2:30 in the afternoon and was 'first customer. ' Went right to the room. BTW, I recall getting BBFS from one or two of her girls in the old location. Never Tina.

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers.

After reading Willie23 review some time back figured to go and pay Tina a visit.

Called her ahead of time to make sure she's working (Sunday) Got there around 7 pm.

She greeted me very friendly and complimented me on "how nice I smelled" I always try to show up bathed and smelling good, seems the ladies like it this way.

Took me to a room and and I handed her 50.

She left the room and when she came back I was seating at the table and I hugged her but only got a peck in the lips from her.

Anyway, got festivities started and she unzip her top to give me access to her nice twins. I kissed them for a while ans she started caressing Jr.

Went on to lift her skirt to give me access to her goods there and things were progressing well till I motion for her to BBJ, I was doing DATY / DATO with her almost sitting on my face. She went and got something to wipe Jr and this is when things went downhill fast.

Jr was feeling the burn so even though she started a BBJ it was hurting to the point to make things very uncomfortable and painful, explained this to her and at this time someone came in the joint so she called a timeout to attend to this client, was that you Willie?, I overheard the convo and seemed like they new each other.

When she came back I told her about Jr hurting and she went and got a wet towel and wipe me but still no go since by now the pain was getting the better of me.

Got to say that she's friendly and before the hurt when she gave me access to DATY / DATO I was having fun, so anybody into this she's good for it.

I also tried to imply about BBFS but got turned down and asked if I had a hat.

So, blue balls for me tonite!

BTW, coming back went to the relatively new location on Alvarado & Pico, by this time it's past 8:15 and this massage is located in a small plaza on the corner. When I pulled in there was a fellow walking out with a smile on his face.

There were some characters hanging around, so just turned around and left. Will check on a future date during the day time.

Mondo.

[Member #5794]

I am so mentally fucked up that I actually hesitate to see girls at the lincoln in by the mcdonalds. The place is just too gross. Am I just fucked up?

[Orion1938]

6th St. , Santa Monica. Nice spot. Almost too nice. Name is Yao Massage. Tina is still alone. Not enough business to merit a hire. To me, the best looking provider / MMS in So Cal. Great breasts & nipples.

W. 23. ,

FYI- Fiona in San Pedro does not seem to be around. She did not reply to my text.

Any stats on your latest? Pm me?

Be safe.

[Willie23]

6th St. , Santa Monica. Nice spot. Almost too nice. Name is Yao Massage. Tina is still alone. Not enough business to merit a hire. To me, the best looking provider / MMS in So Cal. Great breasts & nipples.

[LAblu]

A1 isn't in a shopping center? It's above the German American friendship club.

Also MASSIVE FUCKUP: I typoed Tina's new address. It's 1528 6th St. , #120, Santa Monica.

Also: new report. Down Lincoln at 122, there's a parlor that's changed hands a few times. Very cute Chinese girl (maybe 30) there Sun, Mon and Tues. Very sensual tease and expert HJ. I'd throw big money at her for more, but I think she has pretty firm limits. Small a / be top, fantastic ass. Short, slender and beautiful face. Jasmine.

No, no, no. You're right. Got it confused with Venice Spa also on Lincoln. Very reliable. Looks to be Korean and have had mid 30's through 40's. A-One is a good place for FS, but I've dropped by hours before closing and found them closed on a few occasions. Also if there's a party going on at the German place then its a little awkward.

Also since this thread has been light I tried Venice Therapy further down Lincoln and had a good experience. It was 1. 2 all in, but I got an oil massage rather than the standard rub down. She spent about 30 minutes with the normal massage, 30 minutes with oil, and another 10 or so for the HE. During the oil I rubbed her kitty over her pants, and when it came time for the HE she allowed me to unbutton her pants and feel how moist I had gotten her. I also was able to lift her shirt and suck on her perky bees until I exploded. YMMV, but I think there's more to be had. I did suggest a CBJ for more, but she kept motioning with her hand that its HE only. As I left she kept telling me her name and that I needed to come back and see her, which makes me think a BJ might be on the menu for regulars.

[Member #5794]

SM is pretty dead. It is very rare for a girl to even work out of an SM motel such as the ones on santa monica by the college streets. I think they realize that the westside is solely the province of the korean human trafficking trade. Plus most girls get fucking freaked by the high hotel prices. The prices are higher because you are in a better area.

Here is what I do know.

122 lincoln, which is just a maglite cock past santa monica, has a chink parlor on the bottom floor. It is clean but the girl I once had was an AARP member.

122 lincoln, on the upper floor, a group of girls, cute run handies.

A1 is on lincoln above some german american club (WTF? And the average age there is like 48, but they will fuck anyone rawdog.

There is a place on pico just by lincoln that I think used to be on lincoln by ocean park.

If girls work out of venice, they are either at the marina 7 or lincoln inn by the horrible macdonalds. The marina 7 is ok, the lincoln inn is disgusting.

Some girls will work out of the ramada on washington.

Temple of bliss has a santa monica location and there is another girl in that building as well. Maya - in body rubs on BP. Temple of bliss is now all old girls and girls with personality disorders. Maybe there will be some new ones soon.

[Willie23]

Can confirm. Have been to A1 monthly since early summer. Don't like the busy shopping center, but always reliable. Wish they offered extras.

A1 isn't in a shopping center? It's above the German American friendship club.

Also MASSIVE FUCKUP: I typoed Tina's new address. It's 1528 6th St. , #120, Santa Monica.

Also: new report. Down Lincoln at 122, there's a parlor that's changed hands a few times. Very cute Chinese girl (maybe 30) there Sun, Mon and Tues. Very sensual tease and expert HJ. I'd throw big money at her for more, but I think she has pretty firm limits. Small a / be top, fantastic ass. Short, slender and beautiful face. Jasmine.

[LAblu]

This forum has been dead for a long time. But SM is hopping. With A One being my favorite. And now Tina (Culver Massage) has re-opened at 1528 5th, Santa Monica #120.

Can confirm. Have been to A1 monthly since early summer. Don't like the busy shopping center, but always reliable. Wish they offered extras.

[Willie23]

This forum has been dead for a long time. But SM is hopping. With A One being my favorite. And now Tina (Culver Massage) has re-opened at 1528 5th, Santa Monica #120.

[VeniceTsk]

So there are 2 across from whole foods at lincoln & rose.

Bankok thai is the norther one, and has always been legit afaik. Maybe slightly teasey.

But just across from WF now is far east. Happy ending on first visit though it looks pretty legit otherwise.

Any other experiences?