Massage Parlor Reports

**Stashio** · 12-28-15 18:41

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

Kind of short Trinidadian with a gut, looks nothing like the pictures, and does incall in a trailer home?

That's the one. She always uses fake pics.

**Kijimuna** · 12-28-15 10:02

Originally Posted by ShortMan22 [View Original Post]

Had a very good time with Nalee. Excellent massage wihj a little something.

Extra.

She has a very, nice spinner body.

Nalee a spinner?

**ShortMan22** · 12-28-15 02:22

Had a very good time with Nalee. Excellent massage wihj a little something.

Extra.

She has a very, nice spinner body.

**Jim Rob** · 12-27-15 20:32

You can find the add under ESORTS! On Backpage. The post promise a young line up of girls in their 20's with sexy pics with Asian girls in thongs, well I'm stupid and fell for this add and headed out.

Typical NOVA Bs. If the girls at this place are only 20 something, then I'm a toddler. Huge wast of time and warning others to not make same mistake.

My girl was pushing 50 and yes she was flirty, but she was old and just was so disappointed in my decision, I don't get to monger much and try to make them special.

No clothing removed and only allow rubbing otc. Standard lame nova finished.

I'm a fool and can only blame myself, I still try to live the good old days and think I'll have a young sexy girl that gives FS. Those days are done.

**LosMax** · 12-27-15 17:32

New to the hobby, decided to the plunge.

On.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/se...-4658/20693153

2-3 call system. Girl is not the one in the pics but close enough. MILF asian with a wonderful chest. Utc roaming. I'm sure she would do extras. Location was a private apt, clean and free of smell. Any other questions please pm.

**LosMax** · 12-27-15 17:18

New to this hobby, just had my 1st encounter.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/se...-4658/20693153

2 call system, location was an apt near fairfax corner. Pics are not of the girl but close enough. Apt was clean and free of any smell. Pretty good massage and then she told me to flip. Utc roaming. Pretty sure would do extras. Any more questions please pm.

**AndyLee1234** · 12-25-15 00:08

Has anyone tried eden models in Tysons Corner?

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fbsm...er-va/13874323

**Lane Narrows** · 12-23-15 17:26

Kind of short Trinidadian with a gut, looks nothing like the pictures, and does incall in a trailer home?

Originally Posted by HarleyDude29 [View Original Post]

I saw Rebecca and it was the worst I can remember. Her place was very cold, the radio was a AM radio off channel. She talked about body to body but stayed dresses the entire time, she just moved her hands around on my body, no real massage and the stopped the HJ right when I started to cum. And to cap it off, the place was dirty and massage was done on an air mattress in the living room. To add insult to the entire trip, one of the people hanging around outside let air out of my tires- about 15 pounds worth. Other than that she was great.

Your spidery sense was spot on.

**Jayb20** · 12-22-15 14:14

Something just didn't seem right with the girl. I'm a sucker for the Indian looking girls and she had that as a pic (that I couldn't reverse image any hits on). But I think I'll wait for Nomi for a Nuru. J.

Originally Posted by HarleyDude29 [View Original Post]

I saw Rebecca and it was the worst I can remember. Her place was very cold, the radio was a AM radio off channel. She talked about body to body but stayed dresses the entire time, she just moved her hands around on my body, no real massage and the stopped the HJ right when I started to cum. And to cap it off, the place was dirty and massage was done on an air mattress in the living room. To add insult to the entire trip, one of the people hanging around outside let air out of my tires- about 15 pounds worth. Other than that she was great.

Your spidery sense was spot on.

**Happy Guy 2** · 12-22-15 01:22

Just a funny experience at a AMP today. Since I had some time before the Holidays, I visited a place I went to 10 days ago where I had a very good time but I really did not bring with me a good enough tip. So when I went back today. Made an appointment and she was waiting. Gave her the house fee and a big Christmas tip upfront and said she was great last time and I wanted some more nice warm fun. Actually she has a beautiful body, slim, nice boobs and a good ass and she really gives a great professional massage and TS. Really just wanted some good massage, warmth and to leave happy.

Turns out, rushing around for the day, etc. I was just not really in the mood to release. She got pretty frustrated after trying everything and no results from me. It was actually funny.

So here enters the SANTA:

She stops, leaves the room and brings in her co-worker to help her. Co-worker communicated well, striped down also and they both worked on me and me on them. Co-worker asked if I ever has fucked in the ocean? Oh what a joy, just imagine it. In San Diego, CA where she said she was from.

Well of course the job got done and we all 3 were relieved. (To answer some questions before you ask, no BJ or FS. Not my thing at an AMP. Just good old fashion fun).

Merry Christmas to all.

Take care of your providers this holiday season.

They are valuable for what they do, and most are nice people.

Then everyone can have a smile on their face.

Happy Guy 2.

**Serpico99** · 12-21-15 17:01

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I hit up an reliable noVa standard finish spot in eastern LoCo, on the street named after a flowering plant that you see hung up around Christmas time. LOL.

Nisa (the provider with a nice meaty butt) wasn't there but a new girl was, Sandy. Pretty good looking for a mid-age Chinese (maybe late 30's?) As always, standard noVA which was good. Her actual massage was great. I know I saw her around the another spot in noVA but she claims this is her first time in the area.

For those in the area, I would recommend.

Misa / Nisa is back and I saw her Friday. When I entered, she rushed me into the room. Apparently, she just got done with another monger who was being too aggressive in trying to do UTC. As I was waiting in my room, I heard what seemed like the "big boss" Chinese guy enter the parlor and was reprimanding the customer. The monger kept arguing with the Chinese guy but I could tell the Chinese guy was trying to just get him out of the place. I asked Misa / Nisa what happened she said the guy was being too grab happy UTC and wouldn't take no for an answer.

The fact that the providers will call "outside help" to deal with rude customers is a good indication not to cause trouble here. Just my opinion.

**Harley Dude 29** · 12-21-15 11:19

I saw Rebecca and it was the worst I can remember. Her place was very cold, the radio was a AM radio off channel. She talked about body to body but stayed dresses the entire time, she just moved her hands around on my body, no real massage and the stopped the HJ right when I started to cum. And to cap it off, the place was dirty and massage was done on an air mattress in the living room. To add insult to the entire trip, one of the people hanging around outside let air out of my tires- about 15 pounds worth. Other than that she was great.

Your spidery sense was spot on.

Originally Posted by Jayb20 [View Original Post]

I was in the mood for Nuru late last week and initially tried to schedule with Nomi (who I read is good but slightly expensive). I saw that Rebecca was offering some cheap rates. Any experience? I set up an appointment for the afternoon in the morning and cancelled about an hour later since she missed the three rules that usually make for a bad date:

1) Never go with a second stringer.

2) If its too cheap, get your spidey senses up.

3) Seemed aloof when trying setup an apointment.

I'd love to see if anyone has had any experience with her.

J.

**Happy Guy 2** · 12-21-15 10:44

Originally Posted by Jayb20 [View Original Post]

I was in the mood for Nuru late last week and initially tried to schedule with Nomi (who I read is good but slightly expensive). I saw that Rebecca was offering some cheap rates. Any experience? I set up an appointment for the afternoon in the morning and cancelled about an hour later since she missed the three rules that usually make for a bad date:

1) Never go with a second stringer.

2) If its too cheap, get your spidey senses up.

3) Seemed aloof when trying setup an apointment.

I'd love to see if anyone has had any experience with her.

J.

Nuru.

In my opinion, Nyomi Nuru is the real thing and you do get what you pay for. She is goo at. What she does and you will be happy. She is a "giver" and enjoys it. No FS but enjoys giving a massage and pleasure that goes along with it. If that is your thing, it is a bargain compared to AMPs, etc.

Be safe,

Happy Guy 2.

**Jayb20** · 12-21-15 02:25

I was in the mood for Nuru late last week and initially tried to schedule with Nomi (who I read is good but slightly expensive). I saw that Rebecca was offering some cheap rates. Any experience? I set up an appointment for the afternoon in the morning and cancelled about an hour later since she missed the three rules that usually make for a bad date:

1) Never go with a second stringer.

2) If its too cheap, get your spidey senses up.

3) Seemed aloof when trying setup an apointment.

I'd love to see if anyone has had any experience with her.

J.

**Admin2** · 12-20-15 10:04

OldBoomer wrote me and asked me to delete this post because some senior member told him that he should only share his details through PM's. The thing is, "only by PM" will kill the forum. We have rules, this post doesn't violate them. Telling guys what they should or should not post does.

This is a message to that senior; If you do it again, I will take away your ability to send and receive PM's and I will put you on permanent moderation. You would not have stayed here if you showed up and all the posts you saw said "I saw some chick I liked if you want to know about it send me a PM."

A2

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

Based on some good reports in the summer, I have been planning to check out MM wellness. Finally got there this week.

Good location, up one flight of stairs. Greeted by a very friendly MMS. Asked her if she was the one doing the massage. She laughed and said "no no young girl. " While the MMS was well up there in years, I would have preferred her. I paid. 8 for the massage and put. 4 on the shelf for a tip. No discussion of the tip $ occurred. A 30 something small and pretty girl met me in the room. She was mostly business. No GFE to speak of. The TS was good not great and she indicated I should wash my own jewels.

The massage was good to very good, but little or no chat or connection. No otc or any touching. I hinted that I enjoyed the occasional HE and she responded "no HE. " I settled in to just enjoy the massage, which was ok. On the flip I asked her to do what she was comfortable with and that ended up with her massaging the eggs and me shifting the stick. She soon took charge and we were off the the races. While we got to the finish line, she seemed unhappy with the race. I thanked her for the nice massage and service. Outside I checked the time to find that she shorted me 10-15 minutes on the hour. I will not return. As is well known YMMV, mine did. As stated above, I suspect the MMS would have been better.