Massage Parlor Reports

[Socal Monger]

Just a massage. I tried roaming, but she moved away. $50 for half hour. She told me time up and I left. No tip.

[BJones619]

Hey guys. It's been a while since I've posted so I'm coming with 2 today.

First the BAD with a Fugly.

Went to Mercury Spa in KM after a long hiatus due to a bad experience. In said experience I drew some fat chick. To make matters worse, apparently they had a dog in the shop and she stepped in it's shit on the way into the room. Massage was terrible and room stunk so I bounced out. Fast forward 6 months later I decide to try there again. Bad decisions are made after drinking! Go there on a Fri night and drew the same cow. Asked if anyone else was available and of couse was told no. Decided to take one for the team and go for it anyway. Once again bad decisions are made after drinking. Terrible massage. Worse BJ. FS was God awful. Didn't finish. Left pissed. 60 for house 120 for tip. Makes me sad as this place was really good about a year ago. Now, NO MORE!

The Good.

So decided to go with a sure bet and try Pine. Hadn't been since the name change. Drew Mimi. Cute but not hot. Great body. Nice fakies. Filled out new card. When asked where I went before I ref'd Coco. When asked who I knew said Honey, who's great. Come to find out Mimi is her roommate. Massage was pretty good. On the flip, went straight downstairs. Lots of attention to the boys. BJ was so-so. I'm kinda big down there, NOT BRAGGING, and she was having a hard time with it. On to CG getting to play with boobs a lot. Then on to doggie. Was really good. Finished up, got hot towel clean up then settled up. She told me she works Sun-Wed. Standard Pine / Hana / Coco rate.

Went to BK afterwards and had to put some young dudes in check. Saw 1 come out and meet his buddy at BK. Both were talking real loud and open about their time there. Told them, "Just cause everyone knows what's going on, you don't have to broadcast it. " Told them be more careful cause you never know who's listening.

Sorry for the novel. Trying to make up for lost time here!

[TJ Dog]

Tried Z for second time. Got Lisa. Pretty much same as first visit. So-so massage with lots of teasing and access under skirt (dry, not wet (. Good HE. Damage: 40+40.

I've got Massage A as my Harbor Freight place. I'm thinking this will be my Home Depot place.

[DsnMore97]

Funny thing happened on my 4th visit. Been here 3 times before and left happy each time, so I was assuming this 4th one would end in something similar if not better. Wrong!! Came in and was greeted by a chubby and short Chinese girl (told me she was 35). Should have left then and there but Jr was objecting, hard. So I asked if anyone else was available and she said they were all busy. With Jr screaming in my pants, I said fuck it and went in. I went to Unique on Convoy and they were also busy, so I figured at this time of the day, I probably won't get any other cheap HE place.

Massage was pretty good, same standard I was used to with Mesa. However, absolutely no tease. I gave her the usual hints (leg rubbing, ass touching), she didn't object so I thought ok maybe there was hope. On the flip, absolutely nothing!! When she said "finished", I was super surprised. I even tried to pull her back when she tried to leave the room and pointed to Jr. She kept saying, no, no, please, please!! I felt bad and let her go, but perplexed as fuck. Has this place gone legit on me, or did I just get real unlucky?

$40/ hr entrance fee, $20 tip. Asked mamasan (hot older woman) if Lucy was still working, she said yes. I got HE with Lucy twice, so maybe this place is still offering HE, and I just got unlucky that day.

[Lascivious]

Walked into Z, asked for Eva. The guy asked, you call? No. You wait 5 minutes? Yes. Then he says she's busy. How long? One hour. Ugh. You try new girl, she's good. Regrettably, I said okay.

I go to the room and in comes Yo Yo. Not young but not too unattractive. Raspy voice like she smoked a thousand cigarettes but fresh breath with wad of gum in her mouth. Small hips, thin legs, round face, slight paunch but turns out really nice tits. Very friendly, too friendly.

She gets right in my face, making sweet talk and plants one right on my lips. Some might find this enticing. Not me. All I could think about was the thousand loads that pased through those lips and and asymptomatic viral shedding. Yuck.

Good massage, good tease, reach under stroking. Feeling great but her looks don't do it for me. She kept wanting to kiss but I'd turn my head. She asked me to kiss her so I kissed her cheek and neck a bit but that's it. She then started stroking and kissing down towards my cock. I stopped her and showed her just HJ. I think bbj and FS is on the menu.

She kept asking, good massagie? I assured her it was. Good massagie, good tip? Yes. She finished me off nicely. In the low light, her profile, kissing my chest, she looked kind of cute. Access to her nice tits was a plus. All-in-all not too bad but I wouldn't ask for her again. 40+40 with no complaints.

[Member #2157]

So I'm an OC guy started work recently in Sorrento Valley Area.

First stop last week was Apple Lady, Stella stayed with me as I was getting undressed and was grabbing the junk immediately.

She is cute young and gives a crappy massage, just wanted to get to business.

Unlike most of the Chinese places she tried to negotiate, first offered a BJ but I wasn't expecting that and didn't bring more than the std 40 so just opted for the HJ.

She wanted 60 and wouldn't budge on 6 o until I said forget it and started getting dressed, then she said 40 but by then it's too late. We need to hold firm on pricing.

Lily at chi on Pacific heights was an old fugly who gave a decent massage and HJ. But too old and too fugly.

Best experience was Linda, the MMS at Moonlight. The girls were busy so she took me, nice sensual massage and a bit of prostate play. Will repeat if she is available.

Any other good prostate ladies out there?

[SDNutz50]

Well, I made the trip to see Lily and came away a little underwhelmed. First off, she wasn't there when I got there and had to wait 15 minutes for her to arrive. Then, based on Deez description of her, wasn't 100% certain, the girl who said she was Lily, was actually her. This one was maybe a 5-6 in looks in the dim lighting and had a pouch as if she had a kid in the past year and hasn't quite worked it off yet. She had a nice ass but chest was a 'Bee' at best with bigger areola. Access below was strictly OTC. HJ was decent but not much ball play and kept the door slightly ajar. She kept looking over to it in case someone came by, probably worried because of the peepholes in the doors. Now the massage was excellent and this girl was pretty damn strong. Not sure if I'd go back, if this was actually Lily, as the performance is almost a dime a dozen along Convoy and MV area. Great price though.

This is not in any way a reflection on Deez, who has provided great information in the past through the forum and PM's. I am leaning more towards the parlor and bait and switch. Any one else that gives it a try, please report back you findings.

Thanks and Stay Safe!

[SDNutz50]

Yes! That would be her.

Deez Nut.

Hi All,

I went there yesterday, and to be honest, came away quite underwhelmed with performance, although provider gave one hell of a massage. I will post once I've had confirmation on a couple of things from Deez as I don't want to post about Lily yet, as I'm not 100% certain they didn't do bait and switch.

Thanks and Stay Safe!

[Deez Nut]

Thanks! Been there in Rejuvenating Massage and saw Heidi. She is great. But she is no longer there last time I checked (several weeks ago). Is she back? The other ladies are demanding. 40 tips despite no HJ. I only paid. 10 for massage tips and she was yelling at me while I walked out there. Decided not to go back.

Sorry she's no longer there. I used to frequent that place back in the Summer. I haven't been back since. Hopefully she'll return.

Deez Nut.

[Dog Rice]

Thanks! Been there in Rejuvenating Massage and saw Heidi. She is great. But she is no longer there last time I checked (several weeks ago). Is she back? The other ladies are demanding. 40 tips despite no HJ. I only paid. 10 for massage tips and she was yelling at me while I walked out there. Decided not to go back.

I really doubt she provides BJ. I could be wrong. I've only been there once.

If you're looking for sum BJ action w / great massage therapy, try Rejuvenating Massage at Rancho Penasquitos. Ask for Heidi.

[SDNutz50]

I really doubt she provides BJ. I could be wrong. I've only been there once.

If you're looking for sum BJ action w / great massage therapy, try Rejuvenating Massage at Rancho Penasquitos. Ask for Heidi.

Hey Deez,

I think I reported Heidi back in early summer sometime and received a BJ from her after a couple of visits. The massage and BJ were both done well, although, if Lily does it, based on her looks, I would take that much farther drive every time! I will report back and may even try for a BJ if things are going in that direction.

Thanks again Deez.

Stay Safe!

[SDNutz50]

Is it the backpage ad? There are some smoking hot pics in that ad, way TGTBT. If she looks like that, she'll be hard to book.

Hey Lascivious,

I tried booking with her this morning (Wednesday) and she didn't have any openings until very late afternoon. So I booked for tomorrow, Thursday, 12/10. Based on the pictures, I'm looking forward to it and will report back. Could this be the 'Ella' type we've been looking for? I will definitely report back.

Stay safe!

[Deez Nut]

Saw the ads too and she is definitely standing out in the ads. SM is a bit far away for me. Does she open for BJ? If so, definitely worth a drive there for me.

I really doubt she provides BJ. I could be wrong. I've only been there once.

If you're looking for sum BJ action w / great massage therapy, try Rejuvenating Massage at Rancho Penasquitos. Ask for Heidi.

[Deez Nut]

Is it the backpage ad? There are some smoking hot pics in that ad, way TGTBT. If she looks like that, she'll be hard to book.

Yes! That would be her.

Deez Nut.

[Lascivious]

Yes! There's a picture of her on an ad, and she clearly is the only one working there M-F that provides HE. Make an appointment with her. Won't be disappointed.

Deez Nut.

Is it the backpage ad? There are some smoking hot pics in that ad, way TGTBT. If she looks like that, she'll be hard to book.