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  1. #3559
    Senior Member


    Posts: 7357

    That's It? That's All You Got?

    Quote Originally Posted by Baconbits  [View Original Post]
    You sound like a chick.

    Oh, one other thing. Go fuck yourself.

    BB.
    Wow I guess you really told me! LOL! I Ain't got time for your dumb ass fucktard. Go eat a dick BaconBoy.

    Chris5.

  2. #3558
    Quote Originally Posted by Baconbits  [View Original Post]
    You sound like a chick.

    Oh, one other thing. Go fuck yourself.

    BB.
    If we take up a collection to help with export's lets also kick in a bit extra to buy him some real underwear. Boxers are for ladyboys according to this Masshole.

  3. #3557

    Speaking as a real masshole

    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBaloney  [View Original Post]
    You live in sunny FLA and you want to import our fat chicks? Have at it brother, in fact if you can convince Deb to move there and post only on the Fla boards and leave ours alone I will take up a collection. I bet in no time we can raise enough for a one way ticket.
    I will donate and to up the ante I also will kick in a K-Mart gift card so that the importer can get himself some Men's briefs and forgo the faggy boy boxers.

  4. #3556

    Big girl Christina

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris5  [View Original Post]
    Look I don't know you and trust me you don't want to know me dude. Was I fucking talking to you asshole? You sound like a fucking scorned pussy ass child! You're a grown fucking man. Take off the panties and put on some boxer's asshole!

    Chris5.
    You sound like a chick.

    Oh, one other thing. Go fuck yourself.

    BB.

  5. #3555

    Chris, Chris, Chris

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris5  [View Original Post]
    Look I don't know you and trust me you don't want to know me dude. Was I fucking talking to you asshole? You sound like a fucking scorned pussy ass child! You're a grown fucking man. Take off the panties and put on some boxer's asshole!

    Chris5.
    Do you know where you are? You entered Massholes and now your panties are in a bunch cause BB (other one) dared to respond. A little advise old man, stick to your own board, this one is not for the faint of heart.

  6. #3554

    I have heard everything now

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris5  [View Original Post]
    I have chatted with this beautiful sexy woman via PM more than a few times the past couple of months. Deb is definitely my kind of woman. Huge big blue gorgeous eye's and oh so sexy red cherry luscious lips which I just want to grab and KISS! Deb you are a sweetheart in my book. For those who never fucking heard of me I reside in Orlando Florida. The Magic City! I even invited Deb to spend a weekend with me here in Orlando. I seriously hopes she considers it. My guy's here in Orlando would be all over you Deb! But you will be all mine all weekend Deb! I Ain't sharing you baby!

    Chris5.
    You live in sunny FLA and you want to import our fat chicks? Have at it brother, in fact if you can convince Deb to move there and post only on the Fla boards and leave ours alone I will take up a collection. I bet in no time we can raise enough for a one way ticket.

  7. #3553

    Re: Deb

    And once again, BB shows his love for Deb.

    Quote Originally Posted by Baconbits  [View Original Post]
    Hope you have a refrigerator full of food and some earplugs.

    BB.

  8. #3552
    Senior Member


    Posts: 7357

    Excuse Me?

    Quote Originally Posted by Baconbits  [View Original Post]
    Hope you have a refrigerator full of food and some earplugs.

    BB.
    Look I don't know you and trust me you don't want to know me dude. Was I fucking talking to you asshole? You sound like a fucking scorned pussy ass child! You're a grown fucking man. Take off the panties and put on some boxer's asshole!

    Chris5.

  9. #3551

    Importing fat old ladies

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris5  [View Original Post]
    I have chatted with this beautiful sexy woman via PM more than a few times the past couple of months. Deb is definitely my kind of woman. Huge big blue gorgeous eye's and oh so sexy red cherry luscious lips which I just want to grab and KISS! Deb you are a sweetheart in my book. For those who never fucking heard of me I reside in Orlando Florida. The Magic City! I even invited Deb to spend a weekend with me here in Orlando. I seriously hopes she considers it. My guy's here in Orlando would be all over you Deb! But you will be all mine all weekend Deb! I Ain't sharing you baby!

    Chris5.
    Hope you have a refrigerator full of food and some earplugs.

    BB.

  10. #3550

  11. #3549
    Senior Member


    Posts: 7357

    Deb4512 Is An Absolute Sweetheart.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deb4512  [View Original Post]
    I have such great skills that I could look like a homeless, 90 something year old hag and still make a comfortable living as an escort. I think this is like beating a dead horse to death and I love horses, if a woman treats a man like he deserves which is gold, sucks his dick like a vacuum cleaner, fucks the shit out of him until his dick can't take it anymore and then hangs out with him, relaxes with him, listens to him, compliments him, is supportive of him, and really likes him and loves sex, it fucking doesn't matter what she looks like. He wants to be with her!

    Hell if the young ones would do their freakin escorting like I do, maybe guys wouldn't see me anymore, but that ain't going to happen. What's more, it's not even an act. I am genuinely like escorting, I love sex, I love men and I'm a really kind and caring person. What's there not to like?

    I'm also better at escorting by the way, BECAUSE of this board. It kills me to read these stories about how escorts treat men like shit. Rip offs, bad service, cash and dashes, bait and switches. No one deserves to be treated that way, especially while paying her $200 and up to be with her! These chicks should be banned from backpage, they are so useless!

    And also I may be overweight, which can change by the way because I've lost 20 lbs, but despite that I'm still easy on the eyes. I have big firm breasts a 20 something year old would envy, soft skin, thick, long hair, big blue eyes, full lips and not a wrinkle on my face.

    And what's more I'm probably the only escort in all of the states who has monopolized three sections of USASG! LOL That's pretty damn amazing. Love me or hate me I'm the most talked about escort on this entire board! Xoxo.
    I have chatted with this beautiful sexy woman via PM more than a few times the past couple of months. Deb is definitely my kind of woman. Huge big blue gorgeous eye's and oh so sexy red cherry luscious lips which I just want to grab and KISS! Deb you are a sweetheart in my book. For those who never fucking heard of me I reside in Orlando Florida. The Magic City! I even invited Deb to spend a weekend with me here in Orlando. I seriously hopes she considers it. My guy's here in Orlando would be all over you Deb! But you will be all mine all weekend Deb! I Ain't sharing you baby!

    Chris5.

  12. #3548
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    Posts: 844

    I hope this link shows up.


  13. #3547
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    Posts: 844

    To Yardtape 08

    No need to ask what you mean, because I read and understood your post. You're fine in my book and I like you anyway.

    Xoxo.

    DT.

    Yardtape08's post:

    You seem pretty damn full of yourself. And please don't pm me asking what I mean and blathering on. To the casual observer it's obvious. In my opinion You are extremely needy.

  14. #3546

    You are Welcome

    Quote Originally Posted by Baconbits  [View Original Post]
    Congrats to all of you that divided this board and the powers that be for turning a review site into a debate a review site. But I'm fine with it. It's comedy relief for me.BB.
    You weren't around at the time of inception but it does what it was intended to do & that's to keep most of this kind of shit off the review forums, & to provide you with much needed comic relief.

    Even given the facts of what & why this forum was started two members still managed to get themselves banned & another changed their screen handle over things said & done here.

    http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/mi...posted&t=11219

    You're number two on the leader list (I'm #4), it would seem you are providing us & yourself with a lot of funny shit, & for that I thank you, just please keep it here in the place for Massholes.

  15. #3545

    Kayla in Cambridge

    Avoid. Advertises as Asian but specializes in BDSM. Scam / fraud. She takes your money and then doesn't show.

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