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[Roamin Roman]

Last week, I was working late but decided to call the Asian MILF Condo in Centreville to see if they would accept a Midnight rendezvous. The "phone lady" said that the last appointment was usually 11:30 pm, but since it was Friday it wouldn't be a problem. (My guess is that it's never a problem, as long as the color is green.) I wanted to get together with Nana again, but she is out of town right now and returns in January. But, phone lady said a new gal was there, a "nice lady" named Wendy. Okay, I'm usually up for making new acquaintances, so I decided to go for it. So far, I've never been disappointed with the MILFs. They might not be everyone's cup of jasmine tea, but they more than satisfy in spite of their ages.

Anyway, Midnight rolls around and I'm at the mid-range motel where they've set up operations. A quick call to the phone lady to get the room number, and then I'm on my way up. The lady who answers the door is, as expected, an older woman, probably in her late 40's (although she later told me she's 38). Regardless, she was not unattractive, IMO, and had an upbeat demeanor as she greeted me with a hug. We dispensed with formalities (introductions, envelope on the dresser, small box of chocolate as a gift, etc.) before getting comfortable on the bed. It's surprising how relaxed she was while we made some small talk and light caresses for about 10 minutes. This is her second time in NoVA with this particular operation, and she has no intention or desire to return to China. She eventually wants to open her own legitimate business eventually.

She reached into the side table and took out a cover, asking me if I "want any suction". (Well, as long as you're offering, sweetheart, that would be wonderful.) This gal has had some practice applying covers. She s-l-o-w-l-why applied it over the course of about a minute, gradually taking me deeper and providing a very competent CBJ for about 5 minutes. Since I didn't want to get too stimulated too early, I had her stop and rolled her over onto her back for some DATY. Surprisingly, she didn't want any (perhaps out of embarrassment), so I brought a pair of small bullet vibes into play instead. As anyone who's familiar with DC motors is aware, each has its own particular vibrating frequency. No two vibes are exactly alike. This is important because, when used in pairs, they produce a "beat" or third frequency. The effect of these pair of vibes, holding one on each side of her clit, drove her over the edge very quickly. (It's difficult to fake vaginal and anal contractions.) I gave her manual and vibrator stimulation for about 10 minutes and then, just before she reached another orgasm, slid inside. I could feel the contractions that time. For the next 20 minutes, we got to know each other a lot better. When we finished, I noticed that the pillow I'd put under her hips was slightly soaked, so that was a good sign.

Would I see her again? Yes and, in fact, I'll probably do that tomorrow. Even though there were some things she wouldn't do (BBBJ, DATY, DFK), she was still a sweet passionate lady with whom a guy can have fun. There's nothing objective to that assessment; it's just something intangible that one occasionally finds with some women.

As I said, Wendy is probably in her mid-to-late 40's. She has shoulder-length brunette-to-darker hair. A see-section scar revealed at least one kid, but she's obviously given birth to others. She has a bit of a tummy, but nothing objectionable, and is a full 34-see with suckable nipples. She's also one of the rare Chinese women I've met who was shaved below. She stands about 5'-5" and is about 135#. She wouldn't stand out in a crowd, but she has a cuteness in spite of her age.

As for the room, it was tidy and free of any food aromas or other smells, and there were sufficient towels and facecloths available in the bathroom.

Overall, I'd rate the session as follows: F / B / A / S = (6. 5) / (6. 0) / (8. 5) / (7. 5).

[OldBear]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ess-l/19830625

This is the third time I've reviewed Yvette -- and basically she has earned all of the positive comments. (I've seen her on both coasts and in Chicago, too!

If you don't like BBW's -- and she is one -- then move on. But if you can overlook that (and sometimes she has logistical issues with that) you'll find she is a rare commodity.

Yvette is a nice young lady with a very naughty side who is an incredible GFE. No translation though the final act is tarped. Fabulous kisser. Very pretty and a very nice personality and very much a GND. Honest, clean, skilled -- what's not to like? She should be giving lessons to others.

$1. 2 for hh and worth every penny.

Seldom can I be so enthusiastic but she's good and a sweetie on top of that.

[Guitarman1]

Every BP provider double or triple books. Anyone who calls is told to come on over. Whoever gets there first gets served first and if anyone else shows she will try to keep them on the hook by saying she is showering or changing or something. Based on your number if posts you probably already know that, it is more for the benefit of others.

I have had a few girls tell me that when they were learning the ropes they were taught to book at least 3 and most likely one will show up. I guess lots of mongers flake without calling back as well.

Attempted to see this girl http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/g-f/20914429 Honey, sounded cool on the phone, said she would text me the address right away, got the txt about 10 min later. I told her I would be over in X minutes and call her when I got there. Called, went to voice mail, waited 10 min, called then txt. Started research on options in the area. Took me about 20 min to settle on an alternate option. As I'm getting to my alternate's site here comes the txt. "Hun, sorry I missed your call, are you still here? I've learned from past experiences when a provider plays the delay game I'm usually disappointed with looks (not accurate pics), service less than what previous reviewers stated. I believe they know that most mongers will just go through with it since they have invested the time waiting. I choose to give my hard earned to someone that respects my time. If you are a trusted senior member feel free to pm me about the alternate provider. It worked out real nice and I'm all better now. Peace.

[Cowboy Wilson]

Attempted to see this girl http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/g-f/20914429 Honey, sounded cool on the phone, said she would text me the address right away, got the txt about 10 min later. I told her I would be over in X minutes and call her when I got there. Called, went to voice mail, waited 10 min, called then txt. Started research on options in the area. Took me about 20 min to settle on an alternate option. As I'm getting to my alternate's site here comes the txt. "Hun, sorry I missed your call, are you still here? I've learned from past experiences when a provider plays the delay game I'm usually disappointed with looks (not accurate pics), service less than what previous reviewers stated. I believe they know that most mongers will just go through with it since they have invested the time waiting. I choose to give my hard earned to someone that respects my time. If you are a trusted senior member feel free to pm me about the alternate provider. It worked out real nice and I'm all better now. Peace.

[Member #6049]

And how would Local LE. Get control over a phone number with a 567 area code?

That's easy to do with many pay-as-you-go phones, or Google Voice and other app-based phone services. You can get a number from anywhere.

They have a new ad up: http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ecial/20929658.

It's also saying "no black guys under 21. " I once discussed with a skeptical poster that LE can and will say this, as he thought sting ads couldn't discriminate.

[ChrisCarr]

And how would Local LE. Get control over a phone number with a 567 area code?

567 is in Ohio. Call masking applications exist in many forms including apps, google it if you want to research it. They are not as usefeul at anonymizing your identity as using burner phones, but using a service that claims to not keep logs can generally keep you safe. Reverse lookups on those numbers will tell the searcher that the phone number is IP based. I have had one provider tell me to call from my real number or don't call at all.

Jim, it may very well have been a sting and the poster of the ad just skipped the details. Apparently the girl he went to see was police so his statement that police were on the other side of the door would be true whether or not it was 1 female or 5 males. Plus, if he was explicitly offering money for sex over text or phone then why bother waiting for him to say it in person? Just arrest him when we arrives since the solicitation has already tsken place over the phone.

[Ernie8]

After all, the point of a sting is to make arrests. If the police are in the room when the client arrives then obviously they will not say / do the things that would tend to get them arrested. Of course, it's possible the BP poster just didn't explain themselves very well, but it's also possible the poster is an angry client or another provider trying to screw with the competition.

Can't tell for sure what the real story is but it doesn't smell like a sting to me. But it's still always the safest strategy to stick with providers with good reviews or positive intel reports in the forum.

And how would Local LE. Get control over a phone number with a 567 area code?

[JmSuttr]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...sting/20921196

The link sends this:

POlICE StInG SeXy 128139;128151; DeStINeY128096;128176; ViSiTiNg 128149; POLICe STInG - 22.

Went to see these two girls and sure enough the police was on the other side of the door. (567) 245-5806.

Poster's age: 22.

Location: Alexandria (Incalls), Northern Virginia.

Post I'd: 20921196 nova.

After all, the point of a sting is to make arrests. If the police are in the room when the client arrives then obviously they will not say / do the things that would tend to get them arrested. Of course, it's possible the BP poster just didn't explain themselves very well, but it's also possible the poster is an angry client or another provider trying to screw with the competition.

Can't tell for sure what the real story is but it doesn't smell like a sting to me. But it's still always the safest strategy to stick with providers with good reviews or positive intel reports in the forum.

[Tom McAn]

She has been posting like crazy on CL with a variety of subjects (Rainy day santa etc) currently in the Sheraton if anyone is interested. I had a discussion with another board member regarding conversations with her being kind of strange as if she was being coached so be wary. Just FYI; do with the info as you will.

Thanks. I haven't checked out the CL ads. I didn't encounter anything unusual when calling or texting her, except she expressed mild annoyance at my difficulty in finding the hotel where she was staying. At the time, she was located in a hotel near Reagan National Airport. In any event, I've got no plans to repeat.

FYI, I noticed she's got two new reviews on another site: one good and the other so-so, at least according to the portion available to the public. It sounds like YMMV applies to her more than ever.

[ChrisCarr]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...sting/20921196

The link sends this:

POlICE StInG SeXy 😘128139;128151; DeStINeY💗128096;128176; ViSiTiNg 👛128149; POLICe STInG - 22.

Went to see these two girls and sure enough the police was on the other side of the door. (567) 245-5806.

Poster's age: 22.

• Location: Alexandria (Incalls), Northern Virginia.

• Post I'd: 20921196 nova.

[Ernie8]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...happy/19686130

Stephanie. Puts these fake photos up all the time she been scamming in this area for years, don't fall for it. She not 25 and not thin, she's closer to 40 and thick. She wants $200 for a massage and HJ. Way too much, and nothing else. She does have a pretty face, nice skin, but is a fatty. Thick girl with a demanding attitude. Since I was in her room I bargained her down to $100 HJ with release on her titts, and left.

That's about the best you can do, she is "spermaphobic".

[Great Expecta]

I RTFF about JoJo on Columbia Pike and decided to go kick the tires and take take it around the corner. I have found older women will do a lot more than the younger girls will do because they are so eager to please. I called and got the typical two call setup, and got the room number and headed up. Rules numbers one and two are 1) they are NEVER like their pictures, and 2) they are never near the cited age. I always ask for the age and it's so funny as I seem to always get "23". But they always tend to be between 33 and 43. JoJo answered the door and we got down to business. I got on the bed naked while she did the obligatory semblance of a massage before rolling over. She wanted to put the cover on right away, but I let her know I wanted to go down on her. A total surprise to her and she laid back ready to receive and I covered my eyes to make sure that huge Bush didn't poke my fucking eyes out. She came hard and we got after it in mish position. She seemed to enjoy, as I had a hit of the blue pill and a few drinks to ensure stamina. After pounding her for at least ten minutes, we rolled off exhausted. She cleaned me off and I left. I agree with the previous monger though. I would not repeat unless I was very desperate. Be safe out there.

[RichK56]

Just wanted to pass along a personal experience. Several months ago, I saw a good provider named Savannah who used the same or very similar style ads. Service was good and she was reliable. Anyway, I scheduled a session with her about an hour ahead of time just like I had in the past. I called when I arrived and. Total silence. Waited a few minutes and tried again. Still nothing. By that time, I had relocated. Did not want to be sitting in the lot. After about a half hour, I tried once more. Still nothing. And I bailed. The ad stayed up for about a month and I tried the number again once or twice over the next few weeks, but no answer and then it was disconnected. Maybe it was nothing, but I definitely got a bad vibe. I am not say don't TOFTT, just use caution and report what you find, please.

Long, long time lurker here- finally figured I'd hop on and contribute instead of stalking the pages.

Got a fun one for ya.

This girl:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-pics/20100333

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-town/19699063

Already delved pretty deep into the research, she says salt-lake, there are some ancient (and I mean ancient) TER reviews of Chloe- but they aren't this girl.

Tineye has nothing- nada.

She looks young, but hot as hell, and I was debating TOFFT but really really don't feel like running into LE.

Additionally she's posting with this one:

Slightly different girl but posted by the same BP user.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-stop/19700719

Anybody got any feedback?

If not I guess I'm it.

Thanks,

Loth.

She looks really good, but maybe TGTBT. It seems there are three girls with that backpage subscriber info. Might just be an insecure gal using fake pics? Still worth a shot but be careful. Report back if good, looks right up my alley.

Stay safe,

Rich.

[Tractor22]

I set an appointment with Kendra. When I got there. Typical two call system. And she opened the door, I saw saw someone who possibly could have been in the posted pictures about 30-40 lbs. Ago. However, she had a friend that looked OK. Pretty face -although again about 20 Lbs over what would be good. Kendra wanted 1. 5 and they said I could have both for $$ but only one pop total. I used the bathroom. Ostensibly to get ready. And thought about it and just baled. I gave them. 2 for the few minutes of their time. At least the big head prevailed this time. This is the posting:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...killz/20678453

Her friend's name was Jane and this may be her posting. The pictures do resemble her, but again, at least 20 lbs. Ago.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-viab/20130515

I moved on to one of my favorites-.

I called her when she was in Baltimore. Couldn't find anything researching and she said she "mostly worked casinos". Didn't know what that meant. In the DMV or US. I commented that I liked her pics and said "I assume that's you". No comment back (not unexpected). She was nice on the phone but the call didn't do anything to push me over the line to book. Seeing your comment scratches her off the list. Nice job leaving, even with the tip (class act, whether deserved or not).

[ChrisCarr]

If so then you ought to do yourself a favor and go see this girl:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...white/20845934

Here you will have a menu limited to CBJ and only that.

However this will be news to you AFTER you made a $. 4 for hhr donation.

The CBJ itself will be uninspired and uninspiring, lots of teeth, fumbling with the rain coat, phone checking, and very limited roaming.

Upsell will be available but no FS. And her pics are definitely touched up, in person she is fluffy and her starfish had a light odor.

The good news is that I got the full 30 minutes (and was rudely rushed out when the clock hit 30), but when all that is offered is half of an unfulfilling BJ, who cares?

Somedays the game is good to you, other days its not.

My birthday is coming up soon, feel free to PM me a utr or something for hobbyist redemption!