Massage Parlor Reports

**Olman** · 12-04-15 08:29

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1588/17970715
FARTCITY wrote:
First time there was great. Got Lisa, a young and extremely attractive lady. Massage was excellent. Different. You see the same massage at alot of these places, but she had great techniques I'd never had before. Really good energy. She upsold me for another 30 minutes, which didn't disappoint. Nothing illegal or would get LE on them, but probably the best non-HE massage experience I've ever had. It's a long drive for me, so didn't make it back for awhile. $. 2 with tip.

When I did, completely different story. I didn't specifically ask for Lisa because I find that being non-demanding and docile. Don't ask questions or make demands. Gets me better mileage. This time, got Grace. An older lady. Things started out great with minimal draping and decent teasing. On flip, a little more teasing. Then the upsell for more time. Yeah, sure whatever. This is where things got bad. She started some kind of REALLY deep trigger point stuff that was painful as all hell. Meanwhile she's telling me she can tell I'm not healthy and she'll help me feel better. Just grinding deep as hell until I'd grmmace and pull away, tell her to not so hard. Then she explains more about some kind of science I didn't understand. Then she spreads my legs and goes for my groin, "OK, here we go. " But just more of this weird painful grinding. I suffer through it, hoping for a reward. But then she upsells for another 15 minutes, and I'm out. The next day, low and behold, deep dark bruising all over my body. From the best non-HE experience to the worst. In the same place.
Olman response
I agree Lisa was great. She got me closer to the edge without a tug than some rub and tug ladies who just start tugging after the flip. I also got Grace on the second visit. While not as good as Lisa, I thought she was better than most, which goes to show that YMMV.

**FartCity** · 12-03-15 15:33

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rence/17910410

Drove my ass way out for this one based on a couple decent reviews. This whole place is awkward. Table shower was awkward, wearing those disposable trunks. Nothing important got washed. Back and fourth from the room leaves ample chance for another customer or whoever to walk in on you in a dingy robe (or vice versa). No teasing. Massage was below average. Door was cracked. Just an overall feeling of no privacy in this place, which is important to me. I bolted out the door with no tip.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1588/17970715

First time there was great. Got Lisa, a young and extremely attractive lady. Massage was excellent. Different. You see the same massage at alot of these places, but she had great techniques I'd never had before. Really good energy. She upsold me for another 30 minutes, which didn't disappoint. Nothing illegal or would get LE on them, but probably the best non-HE massage experience I've ever had. It's a long drive for me, so didn't make it back for awhile. $. 2 with tip.

When I did, completely different story. I didn't specifically ask for Lisa because I find that being non-demanding and docile. Don't ask questions or make demands. Gets me better mileage. This time, got Grace. An older lady. Things started out great with minimal draping and decent teasing. On flip, a little more teasing. Then the upsell for more time. Yeah, sure whatever. This is where things got bad. She started some kind of REALLY deep trigger point stuff that was painful as all hell. Meanwhile she's telling me she can tell I'm not healthy and she'll help me feel better. Just grinding deep as hell until I'd grmmace and pull away, tell her to not so hard. Then she explains more about some kind of science I didn't understand. Then she spreads my legs and goes for my groin, "OK, here we go. " But just more of this weird painful grinding. I suffer through it, hoping for a reward. But then she upsells for another 15 minutes, and I'm out. The next day, low and behold, deep dark bruising all over my body. From the best non-HE experience to the worst. In the same place.

Lastly, the place on Lindburgh we don't name because they don't advertise. This was my go-to place for a long, long time. Nothing really special about it. It's close and I know I'll get some good teasing and DIY. Hit the jackpot there once with a mysterious therapist that very, very few were ever lucky enough to get. The main therapist had been getting more and more friendly, but when my tips didn't rise, the vibe seemed to change a bit and it just got boring with the same thing every time. Long story short, I switched it up with a 4-hand and it was terrible. No teasing, nothing. At a regular place in a different down, getting the 4-hand got you constant and friendlier teasing and "king for a day" status at the place. Here, just the opposite. Worst $. 5 I ever spent, and don't think I'll ever be back.

**Dagny Taggert** · 12-03-15 07:44

Originally Posted by IAmJohnDoe [View Original Post]

I remember Vicki. The other girls there called her "Super Pussy", not sure why. LOL. Those where the days. Columbia was or little Vegas.

She had many names, all good and all deserved. What a woman she was -- and I.

I spend many fine hours with her before she quit and the curtain came down.

A legendary woman.

DT.

**Drillermann55** · 12-02-15 20:03

Room had openings in the drywall to the hallway. Door was left semi open. Great looking masseuse. Big tits, little ass. I tried to massage her tits when she stood over me. NO GO.

Went for DIY and she left room and came back with kleenex then left again. Said "new owners" can't do.

Originally Posted by Hesdeadjim [View Original Post]

Yup. Been there a couple times. As far as I know, legit. Although I will admit I did not try for extras I just wanted a massage. However there was no indication or hinting that anything else was offered.

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**HesDeadJim** · 12-02-15 10:54

Originally Posted by Tsyng [View Original Post]

Been seeing this AD for sometime now.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5333951940.html

Anyone tried them?

Yup. Been there a couple times. As far as I know, legit. Although I will admit I did not try for extras I just wanted a massage. However there was no indication or hinting that anything else was offered.

**IAmJohnDoe** · 12-02-15 09:48

Originally Posted by LarksTongue [View Original Post]

Only if the girls from the ad were there they could charge whatever they wanted to and have a waiting list. Young attractive Asian AMP girls are a unicorn. The last good looking one that I saw was Vicki in CoMo and that's been about 10 yrs ago.

Thanks for the report. Something to keep in mind if Uncle LEO doesn't ruin it soon.

I remember Vicki. The other girls there called her "Super Pussy", not sure why. LOL. Those where the days. Columbia was or little Vegas.

**Tsyng** · 12-02-15 08:31

Been seeing this AD for sometime now.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5333951940.html

Anyone tried them?

**Larks Tongue** · 12-02-15 05:22

Originally Posted by BigTitluvr [View Original Post]

I made an appointment last week. The lady I talked to on the phone spoke good English and I told her I could be there in five minutes, she said they were very busy (like they had several girls working) and said let me check and comes back on the line and said I could come in about 45 min. And she would give me a call. So she calls me back forty five min. Later, I only live about 1. 5 miles away so I was there in five minutes. She invites me in and give me a hug and a kiss, she's about forty I guess, and shows me to the bedroom where a massage table is set up. There was no one else there. So I give her 60 and get undressed get on the table. She does a pretty good massage although brief about 15 min. I guess before she asked me to flip. She starts rubbing my chest while standing behind my head with her titties in my face, then moves to the side and starts a HJ and points to her pussy wanting to know if I wanted FS, I say yes and she says 150 and I told her I had 100 and she was good with that so she put on a cover. She got undressed and laid crossways on the table and I stood up and pounded her for a long time, being an old fucker couldn't cum with the cover on, so I stopped and started daty (very nice pussy) and slid a finger in her butt (she really liked that) after eating her for a while I got back on the table and had her finish with a HJ while I ate her and fingered her butt some more (one of the prettiest butt holes I ever seen by the way) After she finally got me off she cleaned me up with a wet cloth and wiped my face with a wet wipe toilette and then wiped my chest and arms and even my underarms with a towel (I worked up a good sweat). I would repeat but think I'll try just a BJ and daty.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-8739/18124702

Only if the girls from the ad were there they could charge whatever they wanted to and have a waiting list. Young attractive Asian AMP girls are a unicorn. The last good looking one that I saw was Vicki in CoMo and that's been about 10 yrs ago.

Thanks for the report. Something to keep in mind if Uncle LEO doesn't ruin it soon.

**Bill Bradsky** · 12-02-15 00:07

Originally Posted by CountryBoy92 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to cozy massage in St Charles on west clay? I would think with the area is in that no extras are offered but the windows are fogged out and it looks pretty private.

I was there a couple of months ago when they opened and filed a report here that you can go back and read. I have not been back since that visit, so that will tell you something. There was not much to write about, but that is not unusual for a one time appearance. Maybe if you make a lot of visits it gets better. Don't be fooled by the fogged windows. These places are experts at making you think something is going to happen on the NEXT visit. YMMV, but don't count on it.

**Ventilat** · 12-01-15 22:22

I haven't posted in a long time, but getting back in the game again. One of the best gals still providing massages is Andrea. Well reviewed over the years. She is kind, give a great massage and excellent ending, attractive to me in spite of the fact she is one of the older providers out there. Extremely UTR.

Be Safe.

Ventilat.

**CountryBoy92** · 12-01-15 15:55

Anyone been to cozy massage in St Charles on west clay? I would think with the area is in that no extras are offered but the windows are fogged out and it looks pretty private.

**Big Titluvr** · 12-01-15 10:49

I made an appointment last week. The lady I talked to on the phone spoke good English and I told her I could be there in five minutes, she said they were very busy (like they had several girls working) and said let me check and comes back on the line and said I could come in about 45 min. And she would give me a call. So she calls me back forty five min. Later, I only live about 1. 5 miles away so I was there in five minutes. She invites me in and give me a hug and a kiss, she's about forty I guess, and shows me to the bedroom where a massage table is set up. There was no one else there. So I give her 60 and get undressed get on the table. She does a pretty good massage although brief about 15 min. I guess before she asked me to flip. She starts rubbing my chest while standing behind my head with her titties in my face, then moves to the side and starts a HJ and points to her pussy wanting to know if I wanted FS, I say yes and she says 150 and I told her I had 100 and she was good with that so she put on a cover. She got undressed and laid crossways on the table and I stood up and pounded her for a long time, being an old fucker couldn't cum with the cover on, so I stopped and started daty (very nice pussy) and slid a finger in her butt (she really liked that) after eating her for a while I got back on the table and had her finish with a HJ while I ate her and fingered her butt some more (one of the prettiest butt holes I ever seen by the way) After she finally got me off she cleaned me up with a wet cloth and wiped my face with a wet wipe toilette and then wiped my chest and arms and even my underarms with a towel (I worked up a good sweat). I would repeat but think I'll try just a BJ and daty.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-8739/18124702

**FreightShaker1** · 12-01-15 09:00

Hit 7 spa again. I have given ok reviews in the past, but. This time not so much. 50 ish or more with fakies and her hand out. Started out bad and got worse. Cold and poor TS then on to massage. It was more of a push on you then move. Less than 3 minutes. She says flip 2 minutes of the same. Then on to the worst BJ I have ever had. So bad I asked her to stop. I asked her to just finish with a HJ. She did a poor job of that as well and would not even let me touch the goods. The highlight was the warm towel to clean up. Then she does not offer a water. I told MMS she needs to ditch this one after she says come back soon BB. If you "see" Kim turn right around and GTFO. I guess my lucky streak came to a end.

**Classic Gamer** · 12-01-15 02:00

My first time visit at YGND was an amazing experience! I owe this all to Lake (for accepting me as a new customer) and Tammy for giving me one of the best message I've ever had!

I read another poster who mentioned that Tammy isn't really hot; that she's average in the "looks" department. So, on my way to meet her today, I was expecting just that. Well, for me, she was pretty and very inviting. She helped me feel at ease right away and focused on me during the entire message. I think that Tammy is quite attractive and most importantly, she made me feel special the entire time. Not only that, but her "vibe" is just so hot that I was entranced with her the entire time.

There was some small talk between us at the beginning. I happen to be a pretty sociable person, so it wasn't difficult to have a conversation with her. But after about 20 minutes into my message, the conversation tailored off. In retrospect, I believe this is because she really started to focus on me and at that point, I just wanted to relax and enjoy the entire experience. Here, it was a comfortable silence (if that makes any sense).

I can't put this in more clearer words. The message was amazing and Tammy now has me as a customer. I will definitely repeat!